Jazz Lolipop
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Joined 03-01-09, id: 1852564, Profile Updated: 06-28-12
Author has written 19 stories for Doctor Who, Gilmore Girls, Bones, Harry Potter, Charmed, Dark Angel, Greek Mythology, Once Upon a Time, Leverage, and Vampire Diaries.

"Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music." Angela Monet

It sounds cheesy but I've always been writing. My one constant through my whole life when I shifted from wanting to be a teacher, to a doctor, to a film director, to a waitress, to a journalist, to something totally-unknown-but-hopefully-library-related has been but I will write too. So here's where I flexed my wings a bit. I can't really bring myself to read some of my earlier stuff but I'm leaving everything up because in life I don't believe in pretending you haven't had to learn to get to where you are. I don't see why it should be any different here.

I've shamefully neglected new writing for far too long favouring reading fics but I am quite resolved to change that so watch this space!

Fun Stuff

Quotations from films and the likes...

The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Thankfully, in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever!

To lose one parent my be regarded as misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness.

They have guns! They could shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine!

To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance.

Rich people have hilarious sock drawers.

I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack, a specific one, mind, I didn't just wake up this moring with a craving.

Be as trivial as you can.

Life is pain! Anyone who says diferently is selling something.

I have a gun and a shovel and I don't think anyone's going to miss you!

NEVER forget the outlaws!

Which one of you will be dying this year?

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Never argue with a crazy person. They'll just pull you down to thier level and beat you with experience.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

My mind doesn't just wander, sometimes it leaves all together.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell shouting "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

I could be the Messiah and walk on water and he'd still say; "Why can't you fly?"

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

So you're really from the past? Some free advice; you get back there you hoard toilet paper. Understand me? Hoard it. Hoard it like it's gold. 'Cos it is. You'll thank me.

I'd do backflips but I am way too cool.

Oh, Gravity thou art a heartless bitch.

The people who think they know everything are really annoying those of us who actually do.

Right I'll let you get on with something more important! Cya!

XXX

If anyone is interested I have just started up a blog basically rambling about life if you have some time to kill check it out. Much love.

(I also must say, that the characters I use do NOT in anyway belong to me, unless I happen to have made them up. I don't mean to breach any copyright laws I'm just playing with them, and I cross my heart hope to die I'll put them back nearly exactly where I found them)

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The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9639 - Favs: 7,632 - Follows: 7,195 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Breathe Symphonies: To Feel Through You by TriplePirouette reviews
Part 13 in the series, set chronologically after "Evening Sets" The story of how Gold and Jolie go from just kisses to lovers.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
In Marble Walls by Robe a la Anglaise reviews
"She weaves her love around her heart and hones it and polishes it until it is hard as diamond and sharp as a knife". Introspective one-shot with Asylum!Belle. Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
God's Gift to Women by grim grace reviews
"I found this in my History of Magic classroom," Peter explained, waggling the small piece of paper for them all to see. "It's not signed, but who ever wrote it's a genius."—the Marauders come across an interesting List. Rated T for sexual suggestion
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Margins by Mira-Jade reviews
When you were seventeen you scribbled your initials next to his in the margins of your books. Now, years later, you retrace the erased smudges and don't copy the sloppy hearts. Rory/Jess
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 523 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Rebels & Princesses by breakfastclubjedi reviews
AU Literati. 50 sentences, depicting the lives of Jess & Rory
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Lights, Camera, Action! by Bittersweetbloodbaby reviews
AU Jess is the bad boy playing the nerd, while Rory is the good girl playing the vixen. There’s chemistry onscreen, but what about off?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,730 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Goosed by a Married Woman by BatmansBabe reviews
“Soy protein isolate, sodium phosphates, dehydrated garlic, man, none of this sounds remotely healthy. No wonder we’re all morbidly obese and sickly. Like, “thiamine mononitrate” -it sounds like it could withstand a nuclear blast. Literati
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Jess M., Rory G.
The Muse or When Thought Goes Full Circle by BatmansBabe reviews
Did he even believe in God? “Hey Jess, this is your calling! Own a diner! Own a hotdog stand! Live a normal life and never commit to the woman you love!”
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Jess M.
Stupid Reasons by MahliaLily reviews
Love me for stupid reasons. I like those most. One-Part Future Lit
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2004
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Waking up reviews
Klaus hadn't slept with a lot of women. Well, he'd slept with a lot of women but he'd never slept with them. He loved sleeping with Caroline. He loved sleeping with Caroline and sleeping with Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Dammit reviews
A Caroline centric look at everyone's favourite scene. 5x11 (Klaus and Caroline)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Forging a new life reviews
Eliot/OC The team find that this forger from Brooklyn fits in surprisingly easily... no one is more surprised than Eliot.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Nathan F., Eliot S., Sophie D., OC
A future worth saving reviews
Chris is back where he belongs living and loving with his family and a new girl... Intrigued? Life with magic is never simple but some moments make it worth all the hassle.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Chris H. - Complete
Once upon a high school reviews
If you thought the students were bad you should see the teachers... At the prestigious Storybrooke Academy there may be something there between the history teacher and the new librarian. Rumbelle AU
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
A life not lived reviews
It's just a chair really. There's no reason for him to sit and gaze at it for hours on end. But to him it's her chair. When he pictures her she's in that chair. That image of her means home. Rumbelle
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Before she wore black reviews
Theirs was not a love that would cause thousands to die. It was much, much more than that. Hector/Andromache
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Partners reviews
Alec had another breeding partner before Max; a young X5 with a mind of her own. Friendship and love grow in the most unlikely of places. Alec and an OC set pre and post season 2.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alec
Snapshots reviews
Snapshots of Jess and Rory's life together. Featuring love, family, townspeople, a wedding, pregnancy, children and their forever.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,201 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Two Paths reviews
No one is born innately evil. Everyone has a choice. He was so close. She almost saved him but he was too weak, too weak to save himself and too weak to save the woman who loved him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Love before fiction reviews
Years before the first book there was a love at Hogwarts that would change the wizarding world forever. Lily and James met at a school for magic. In their seventh and final year they fell in love, this is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
First time reviews
There is a first time for everything...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Home reviews
Bones goes home to the people that she loves and the things that make her smile and a certain FBI agent.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
I know why I love you reviews
Jess thinking of Rory And Rory thinking of Jess
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
The Children reviews
The Other Doctor and Rose and the offspring!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Holding hands life goes on reviews
They were holding hands on a beach. On her beach. On the beach she hated more then any other place in any universe...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
My Angel reviews
Madame De Pompadour's thoughts. She was an amazing woman and she loved him very much.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
This Ungodly Hour reviews
Because I love Rory and Jess way too much for my own good, they get together finaly after the finale.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Just Toast reviews
The Doctor attempts and franky fails spectacularly to make Rose breakfast
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
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