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Joined 03-01-09, id: 1852877, Profile Updated: 04-22-13
Author has written 21 stories for Pretender, Farscape, Fairy Tales, Harry Potter, TV X-overs, NCIS, Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, Doctor Who, Stargate: Atlantis, Ironman, Due South, Eureka, Dogma, White Collar, Misc. Books, and Avengers.

My name is Maren, and I've been writing off an on as a hobby pretty much for as long as I can remember. Around 1999 I discovered the wonderful world of fan fiction, but I only started writing it in 2002 when I got a Live Journal account in which to display it. Since then I've written in multiple fandoms, but I have no real rhyme or reason to my stories or an inclination for a particular one. My muses are equal opportunity enablers. ;)

I don't write much and I don't write often, and most of my work is unbetaed because I don't really have one (though not for lack of trying - if anyone is interested, feel free to let me know). However, I figured it was about time I started giving back to fandom anyway since it's given me so many hours worth of enjoyment (and procrastination). I hope you enjoy what little I have to offer. :)

ETA May 25, 2009

It would seem that FF.net has removed the category for Anita Blake books, or if they haven't removed it entirely, I don't know where they moved it to. Since I know "All Kittens Have Claws (Demonic Ones Have More)" was about as popular as any of my stories get, I'm spreading the word that while it may no longer be archived here, there is still a copy in my writing journal, which is linked above. I went through and tagged all of those entries a few weeks back, so it should be easy to find.

April 2013
For the handful of people who continue to follow "Beginnings in Disguise"- thank you! I promise you I have not given up on it. There will hopefully be a new chapter up in the near future. :)

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Otherside Encounter by animegus farmus reviews
It just wasn't Officer Gulch's day...BONUS CHAPTER THE EIGHTH Officer Gulch learns something he already knew...
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,827 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
Tales from the Otherside by animegus farmus reviews
Elmer Gulch's life was calm, peaceful, maybe occasionally boring, then someone went and dropped an amnesiac, mischievous princess on a poor, unsuspecting small town that never did anything to deserve it... A Gulch Verse prequel to the miniseries.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,387 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - DG, E. Gulch - Complete
The Courting of Officer Gulch by animegus farmus reviews
Companion piece to Otherside Encounter, because every story has two sides.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 112,630 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Azkadellia, E. Gulch - Complete
Morning in Three Movements by icepixel reviews
When he wakes up next to Susan Ivanova for the third morning in a row, Michael Garibaldi realizes that they have a thing." This is fluffy like a marshmallow. It departs from canon somewhere in season two.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/15/2009 - S. Ivanova, M. Garibaldi - Complete
Full Circle by Mary Anne Gruen reviews
The Wizard Mazarin returns to the Nine Kingdoms to take his revenge.
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 172,654 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Complete
The House of Red by Mary Anne Gruen reviews
Book length sequel to the movie. Wolf and Virginia and Tony find out the truth about the crimes in the House of Red.
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 144,785 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 10/12/2000 - Complete
Aggravated Destruction of Property by Kalquessa reviews
From prompt "Jonas Quinn, Vala Mal Doran, misplace." Vala rescues Jonas by blowing things up and getting herself arrested. Season 10.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - J. Quinn, Vala - Complete
Inversion by Lisse reviews
AU crackfic. "I'm Leia Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pegasus Connection by Nomad1 reviews
Season 8 AU. Conspiracy surrounds Jack's clone, Baal is on the trail of Ancient technology, and all roads seem to lead to Atlantis. SGA crossover.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,571 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - J. O'Neill, John S. - Complete
Honor Amongst Thieves by Cleo the Muse reviews
Vala Mal Doran steals a cargo ship but wrecks it on a backwater little farm planet whose people don't even speak a dialect she can understand. Fortunately, there is a stranger living among them who is able to translate. Ship ahoy! DanielVala
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 155,115 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
The Unlikely Trouble Appreciation Society by nift reviews
Here follows the minutes of the twelfth meeting of The Unlikely Trouble Appreciation Society. AU Season 9, & OC. [NOT part of my AWAKENING series of fics]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,489 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006 - J. Quinn - Complete
Silently Beloved by Rosa Cotton reviews
Through years and seasons of change, a garden’s occupant witnesses a young girl and lad grow and change, too. [Based on the 1993 movie version]
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Death and the Astrophysicist by liketheriver reviews
Sometimes giving your life for Atlantis just isn’t enough. Peter Grodin’s POV as Atlantis is once again under siege from an old enemy. SheppardMcKay friendship
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The African Star by ErinRua reviews
An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Actualize This by Helena Handbasket reviews
Jim and Blair are forced to endure a weekend-long government team-building workshop. A crossover with The Invisible Man and Stargate SG-1.
Sentinel - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,815 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2003
Lines of Communication by Christina K reviews
Sequel to Runaway Trains at 3 A.M. In which secrets are revealed, Clark and Dawn explain, and 362.57 of long distance charges are almost blamed on the Legion of Dorkness.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/27/2002 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Complete
She's A Waterfall by sangga reviews
"The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer." Ever hear the one about the thief, the spy, and the contortionist? Neither has Hobbes - but you can't keep a good man down.
Invisible Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2002
Runaway Trains at 3 AM by Christina K reviews
If a supernatural teenager from Sunnydale, California heads east at 70 mph, while a super-powered teenager from Smallville, Kansas is heading west at 65mph, at what time will they meet up in a Greyhound bus station in Denver? Sequel under Smallville
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,773 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
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Beginnings in Disguise reviews
There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bethany
Not In My Contract reviews
"Ms. Potts, it would seem our erstwhile heroes have gotten themselves into a predicament."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Eternity and a Day
The end of all things and a promise come due. Series is The Walker Papers by C. E. Murphy, characters are Joanne and Cerunnos.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Complete
Lines of Communication reviews
Takes place after the events of Judgment Day. Neil misses home. Peter just wants to know if he's alright.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
A Royal Invitation reviews
"Amusing thought of the day - the Doctor at the Royal Wedding. Come on, you know he'd be invited." Rated K for one or two naughty words.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
A Love Connection reviews
Love is in the air... or is it the software? This is actually a crossover of a sorts, but sharing what the other fandom is would totally ruin the surprise. Written as a series of one shots, so the chapters don't really have any rhyme or reason.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Love Connection reviews
A summary would totally ruin the surprise
Eureka - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
Again reviews
Meg Thatcher is having trouble believing it is happening again.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Benton F., M. Thatcher - Complete
Twittercaked reviews
SGA and Twitter. Nuff said.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010
Five Things Diefenbaker Shouldn't Have Eaten reviews
Five Things Diefenbaker Shouldn't Have Eaten, and One That Was Worth It Anyway
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Diefenbaker - Complete
Old Habits reviews
Some things can be broken a lot easier than you would think; old habits are not one of them.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
The Most Fantastic Story of All reviews
Is it not also a saying on your world that the most fantastic stories are often the truest, because no one could dream of something so impossible? Perhaps this is the most fantastic story of all."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2009 - John S. - Complete
Of Estrogen Overload and Chocolate Deficit reviews
Three girls, one Doctor, no buffer
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
All Kittens Have Claws Demonic Ones Have More reviews
In which Jason, Anita, and Lt. Rudolph Storr get held hostage by kittens. No, really.
Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Memorial Day reviews
Jack remembers those who fought. And those who were lost. there's a happy ending, I promise
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
It's All About the Car reviews
In which Kate and Tony argue about the true stars of all those classic movies and television shows.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
My Muse Closet
All of the characters in all of the fandoms and original stories I've ever written and some I just like keeping around for fun stuffed together in one place. Crackcrossover with Joan of Arcadia, Farscape, Dead Zone, Pretender, Harry Potter, and others
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Of JellO Moulds and Men reviews
Harry and Draco argue over the best kind of Jell-O, and Snape gets caught in the cross-fire. Crack fic to the crackiest degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Happily Didn't Last Ever After reviews
Sleeping Beauty/Little Briar Rose - Happy Ever After never lasts long enough.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Homecoming reviews
Coming home and facing those you love.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
CrystalTears reviews
They both tired of the game a long time ago, but it's all they know how to do anymore.
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Miss Parker, Jarod - Complete