Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
Hey guys. I have some announcements and after that I'll have a table of contents.
Alright, so here's the deal.
I am a Senior in High School, home-schooling. This doesn't mean I'll be writing a whole bunch, but it does mean that I may be able to write more often. That does NOT mean I'm going to stop all together. So, for the time being, I'm doing homework, reading, and working on my ideas. Maybe I'll even rewrite the fics I started but was too lazy and uninspired to finish :)
Also, in case you lot haven't noticed yet, I am a huge procrastinator. I lose inspiration and drive to finish what I start often, and rarely ever finish any stories I write. So don't get your hopes up too high. I don't want angries lol
(Figured you'd like to know what i'll be rambling about.)
1) Funny Bunk
2)All About Me/My thoughts
Quotes from Deviant Art Chat Rooms that always make me laugh. (Rated T for people that say some pretty wierd shit ;P)
-SirBret- ... Looks like it's just you and I, Brandon.
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... yes, its just the two of us
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... alone
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... in a dark room
-SirBret- ... Would you like some loving?
* Eloquent-Weapon bends over
-SirBret- ... I love the way the left cursor hangs off your E, Brandon...
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... Oh, click me harder, Oh yeah! Use bold text.
-SirBret- ... Do you want to go italic?
-SirBret- ... I can do italic, hard and in font 14.
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... OH yeah, italic, your font is so big, Bret
-SirBret- ... It's usually in -/sub-, but when I see you I just can't help going -h1-.
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... When I see you, master, I go into monospace
-SirBret- ... I'm going to LOL you hard.
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... Oh, yeah! lol me again!
-SirBret- ... Oh, lets just DO it in a Roflcopter.
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... put your -URL- between my -DIV- tags
-SirBret- ... Come on now, 1 - 0 - 1 - 0. Oh, that's good.
-SirBret- ... I want to lather Firefox all over your Google Chrome.
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... Ill start up my flash player version 11, so you can use your actionscript on me
-SirBret- ... You'll know when I'm done when my Windows goes bluescreen.
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... You can make my Linux have a Kernel Panic
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... then I will have to refresh my gaping browser to patch the memory leak you left
-SirBret- ... Ohh, Jesus, Brandon - you make me go all Steam.
-Eloquent-Weapon- ... thinking about your -h1- makes my AES encryption fail.
-kersee9- ... ok now i've seen the weirdo geek cyber sex version
-Chibi-Naraku- ... When my Dad took me driving...
-Chibi-Naraku- ... It was when I just got my license.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... And you know, Dad's sometimes take you driving in small towns.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... Or out in the country.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... No.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... My Dad took me to downtown Kansas City.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... With all the gangs and pimps.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... So you know, we're driving around. It's getting fucking dark.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... And you can tell, cause the whores and crack dealers start coming out.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... And my Dad is like...
-Chibi-Naraku- ... "Kyle, stop up here."
-Chibi-Naraku- ... So I stop. We're next to this bar...
-Chibi-Naraku- ... And it's a big biker bar.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... With tough bikers.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... Like hate guys who watch West Coast Customs and jack off.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... And they're all sitting there talking about their Harley's.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... And my Dad looks to me.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... "Kyle... are you ready for this?"
-Chibi-Naraku- ... And he rolls down his window.
-Two-Bitt- ... Oh god.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... "HARLEY'S ARE FOR FUCKING FAGGOTS!"
-Chibi-Naraku- ... "Go Kyle GO!"
-Chibi-Naraku- ... I hit the gas, as they start jumping on their motorcycles.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... I'm going like fucking 90 in downtown Kansas City.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... I finally lose them, and I stop the car.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... I'm like having a heart attack.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... And my Dad looks over to me.
-Chibi-Naraku- ... "Kyle... I hoped you learned a lesson."
-Chibi-Naraku- ... "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO TEACH ME, DAD!?"
-Chibi-Naraku- ... "... Don't let assholes in your car, son."
-Chanillingus- ... DO YOU KNOW
-koffeeben- ... I DO KNOW.
-Chanillingus- ... How BAD it would be
-k-ossuburb- ... NO.
-Chanillingus- ... if every girl in the world
-Chanillingus- ... had their period
-Chanillingus- ... at the same time?
-XxTrinityxX- ... :O
-XxTrinityxX- ... oh dear fucking hell
-koffeeben- ... GOOD LORD.
-k-ossuburb- ... :D
-XxTrinityxX- ... THERE WOULD BE SO MUCH DEATH
-Deadrosebud- ... APOCALYPSE
-k-ossuburb- ... Edward Cullen would have a field day.
Ok. Just a little side info, just so ya'll know.
I am 19 years old, and my b-day is in February. I work at Starbucks :F
I have an amazing imagination (HA Right. Amazingly incomprehensible.), and can draw, write, and play a little guitar, a little piano, and in 8th grade I went to all region and got third chair playing the french horn (for those of you that don't know, Google was invented for a reason.)
I can sing well enough, I suppose... I think if I had training I could be pretty good. Just need some lessons..
I have friends from all over, and love them all.
In my spare time I like to watch movies, draw, work on my book(s), write poems, write songs on my guitar or the piano, and I especially LOVE to read.
If the need is overwhelming, you may call me the worm of book...>3>... but not preferably...
I love animals and care about the environment.
I love nature.
I like all kinds of music.
I think the only kinds I don't like are Jazz, and some authentic/oriental musics.. Oh yeah, and most rap. Eminem is cool though.
I love classical music, and love rock and old rock, and i have to listen to it quite a lot at home. Over at my aunt's house, all i hear is country and occasional rock. I'm not a huge fan of heavy rap, and love Paramore. Pop isn't so bad. I would sit here and type the rest, but i'm a little limited on time.
I believe in love.
I believe that you can do anything you set your mind to, and am still trying to enforce it on myself.
I am totally against racism, and hypocrites.
Thanks to those who could actually tolerate reading all of that lol