Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight, and Homestuck.
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I know my absence has been awkward and rude, but here's the dealy-o.
This summer, I'm jumping head-first back into working on The Last Fight. I'm currently re-writing the first chapter and doing major editing on subsequent chapters before I post new material (which I've already started working on!). My goal is to get several chapters ahead of myself so I can have some semblence of an update schedule (preferably once a week). Thus far, I've decided on updating on Saturdays. Since this will be my first summer in about 3 years that I don't have summer classes (woo!) I think this is achievable.
I would like your help. Reader input is important to me, and I think it'll be nice to keep the story moving. Part of why I haven't updated in so long is I hit mega writers block and moved on from the fandom. But with the help of readers such as yourself, you, reading this, I hope I can avoid this. I'll be posting regular polls above, and if you want to vote, that would be stellar. I am also totally open to taking suggestions for scenes, events, etc., and if I choose to incoperate them, you will of course be credited and I may do nice things for you like draw something :)
If you are still around and willing to read the story, then I thank you so, so much because you are fantastic. I look forward to posting new material and begin bringing this enormous freaking project to a close!
Thanks and love,
Icamane - noun
A college student of Design and Technology for Theatre, who in their spare time writes fanfiction, watching way too many TV shows, and geeks out over bands and Harry Potter.
"'You...are...a...fridge...with...wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'' -Best quote from the Maximum Ride books xD
My life was made when I discovered there were almost 3,000 fanfic listings on this site for the BIBLE.
This is my giant disclaimer for when I forget to put it in my stories:
Quotes I could and will live by:
"If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie."
"Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experiance."
"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually find me." Harry Potter
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" Albus Dumbledore
“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." Albus Dumbledore
"The weapon we have is love." Harry and the Potters "The Weapon"
"The next person to compare Stephane Meyer to JK Rowling will be bitch slapped so hard their genitals will fall off."
"Make love, not Horcruxes."
"Screw Vampires, I want to be a WIZARD."
"Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage."
"If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed."
"I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions."
"To prohibit the reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves."
"Fear of corrupting the mind of the younger generation is the loftiest form of cowardice."
"One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present."
"What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist."
"Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody reads."
"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame."
"An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all."
"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..." Gerard Way
Some of the more "brilliant" quotes:
"I used to know the entire German alphabet up to 99. It was awesome." Me
"OMG Mum, there's braile on the controller buttons. Even blind people can play Guitar Hero!!" Me (lol)
Me: "Why does that deer have spots and antlers? Do these people know that deer can't have spots and antlers at the same time?"
"At what elevations to the deer turn into elk?" Some random tourist
"He will shove his fist up your ass and hold you there!" Mikiwi on the subject of Ian (XD)
"Delicious anti-religion! It tastes like hatred!" Quinn and Josiah
"I'm normal...but I'm NOT." Katilyn
"Remember; If you do kill you uke, you have to bury the dead body." Thomas-sensei
"All you need is love? Bull shit, all you need is a murder." Christina
"Sparkly like a homosexual vampire!" Tess
"Combustion is the burning of stuff." My Chemistry Teacher (XD)
"What the fuck, why is your OC dressed as a sexy nurse?" Me (Regarding Quinn's crossdressing OC)
"I don't care, get the fuck back in bed!" Quinn
"Doth thou enjoy being so repugnant?" " I shall not bestow my love on someone so dense." Zoe
Michael - "You're my longest friend!"
Michael - "Have you joined the human race?"
"Tom Marvelo Riddle = evil, manipulitive, scuzbucket." dogperson13
"They're like cookies that haven't been baked yet!" My cousin Conner on the subject of cookie dough
"I'm harrassing you, but I don't like it!" My brother and I
"My elbow speaks Russian." Me (Regarding a facebook status)
"You do know that Umbridge was Hitler's son, right?" Me (comparing someone to Umbridge)
"Twilight is a horror story." Mr. Powel
"You are neither British nor a man." Mr. Eldridge
Me: "So, apparently Meyer's counter to that was that he impregnated her with his venom."
"Stick figures are (convient)! They're so bendy and manoeuvrable and they can basically go any direction you want, they're great." Leisha
"How dare you tell fruit who they can or can't love? What gives you the right, eh? What gives you the right? If a lemon wants to have sex with a lemon, it can bloody well have sex with a lemon. Your bigoted views about citrus marriage can go squeeze itself into a fizzy drink." Leisha (In response to someone saying Citrus marriage should be between a lemon and lime ONLY.)
"That isn't angst. That is Mary Sue patheticness." Vanessa (on the subject of New Moon.)
"Creeper love is deeper love." Boomer
"We are holiday hipsters!" Leisha (regarding our inability to send our Christmas presents to each other on time.)
"Aren't you proud of me? I'm learning to be social!" *cheesy smile, thumbs up* Taylor
"I want you to exit out the backwards!" Betsy (during an improv)
"It's one of those things where like even if you weren't Christian, you'd still be excited to touch the Pope." Taylor
"I'm Gerard. I'm creepy and I'm drunk and I don't know what I'm doing." Adara
"I don't have a problem sharing a straw with you. You don't have a cold sore or AIDS or anything." Savanah
"So is Pterodactyl Aztec, too?" Terra (Discussing Aztec gods)
"Look at that lone tree up there. It looks like a mountain dick." Terra
"Seeing Robin without his mask would be like seeing a Disney character without their gloves." Katie (regarding Teen Titans)
"Why are they grabbing for the microphone? I'd be grabbing for his pants or something." Adara (regarding Gerard and the Teenagers video)
"Toes quick very healy." Adara
"If it's less than seven inches, it's not worth it." Eli (on the subject of sonic screwdrivers)
"Bitch rode side-saddel in a corset and loved it." Kevin (on Hedda Gabler)
"Haikus are real hard
"When I type smiley-faces, I just do an coma and a parenthesis, so it's like a weird winking Cyclopes." Sven
"No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape." Rachel
"You exist. Therefore, I must leave." Betty
Kisa: "Do you know what the D.P. stands for?"
"I thought you were going to dip that cookie in the red sauce and I was like, 'What the fuck, are you pregnant?'" Me (regarding Sven's strange eating habits)
"Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, and Danny Elfmen are like some kind of Bermuda Triangle of goth entertainment." Sven (while watching Edward Scissorhands.)