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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight, and Homestuck.

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Update, 5/30/2015

I know my absence has been awkward and rude, but here's the dealy-o.

This summer, I'm jumping head-first back into working on The Last Fight. I'm currently re-writing the first chapter and doing major editing on subsequent chapters before I post new material (which I've already started working on!). My goal is to get several chapters ahead of myself so I can have some semblence of an update schedule (preferably once a week). Thus far, I've decided on updating on Saturdays. Since this will be my first summer in about 3 years that I don't have summer classes (woo!) I think this is achievable.


I would like your help. Reader input is important to me, and I think it'll be nice to keep the story moving. Part of why I haven't updated in so long is I hit mega writers block and moved on from the fandom. But with the help of readers such as yourself, you, reading this, I hope I can avoid this. I'll be posting regular polls above, and if you want to vote, that would be stellar. I am also totally open to taking suggestions for scenes, events, etc., and if I choose to incoperate them, you will of course be credited and I may do nice things for you like draw something :)

If you are still around and willing to read the story, then I thank you so, so much because you are fantastic. I look forward to posting new material and begin bringing this enormous freaking project to a close!

Thanks and love,


Icamane - noun

A college student of Design and Technology for Theatre, who in their spare time writes fanfiction, watching way too many TV shows, and geeks out over bands and Harry Potter.

"'You...are...a...fridge...with...wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'' -Best quote from the Maximum Ride books xD

My life was made when I discovered there were almost 3,000 fanfic listings on this site for the BIBLE.

This is my giant disclaimer for when I forget to put it in my stories:
Obviously, I don't really own what I write about. This IS fanfiction, after all. However, any plot points you don't recognize or OC's, those are mine. If you try and steal them, you will be very, very sorry. Since I mostly write about HP, everything in the Harry Potter world obviously belongs to JK Rowling. If I write about something other than HP, then I'll mention it in said story.
Finally, please do not sue me. You honestly think I get paid to do this? xD

Quotes I could and will live by:

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie."

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experiance."

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually find me." Harry Potter

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" Albus Dumbledore

“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." Albus Dumbledore

"The weapon we have is love." Harry and the Potters "The Weapon"

"The next person to compare Stephane Meyer to JK Rowling will be bitch slapped so hard their genitals will fall off."

"Make love, not Horcruxes."

"Screw Vampires, I want to be a WIZARD."

"Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage."
-- Winston Churchill

"If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed."
-- Benjamin Franklin, 1730

"I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions."
-- Lillian Hellman, subpoenaed to appear before the House Un-American Activities Committee, 1952

"To prohibit the reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves."
-- Claude Adrien Helvetius, De l'Homme, Vol. I, sec. 4

"Fear of corrupting the mind of the younger generation is the loftiest form of cowardice."
-- Holbrook Jackson

"One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present."
-- Golda Meir, Israeli political leader (1898-1978)

"What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist."
-- Salman Rushdie

"Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody reads."
-- George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright and critic (1856-1950)

"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame."
-- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

"An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all."
-- Oscar Wilde

"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..." Gerard Way

Some of the more "brilliant" quotes:

"I used to know the entire German alphabet up to 99. It was awesome." Me

"OMG Mum, there's braile on the controller buttons. Even blind people can play Guitar Hero!!" Me (lol)

Me: "Why does that deer have spots and antlers? Do these people know that deer can't have spots and antlers at the same time?"
Kyle: "Leave it alone, it's going through puberty!"

"At what elevations to the deer turn into elk?" Some random tourist

"He will shove his fist up your ass and hold you there!" Mikiwi on the subject of Ian (XD)

"Delicious anti-religion! It tastes like hatred!" Quinn and Josiah

"I'm normal...but I'm NOT." Katilyn

"Remember; If you do kill you uke, you have to bury the dead body." Thomas-sensei

"All you need is love? Bull shit, all you need is a murder." Christina

"Sparkly like a homosexual vampire!" Tess

"Combustion is the burning of stuff." My Chemistry Teacher (XD)

"What the fuck, why is your OC dressed as a sexy nurse?" Me (Regarding Quinn's crossdressing OC)

"I don't care, get the fuck back in bed!" Quinn

"Doth thou enjoy being so repugnant?" " I shall not bestow my love on someone so dense." Zoe

Michael - "You're my longest friend!"

Another time...

Michael - "Have you joined the human race?"
Me - "No, I can't run."

"Tom Marvelo Riddle = evil, manipulitive, scuzbucket." dogperson13

"They're like cookies that haven't been baked yet!" My cousin Conner on the subject of cookie dough

"I'm harrassing you, but I don't like it!" My brother and I

"My elbow speaks Russian." Me (Regarding a facebook status)

"You do know that Umbridge was Hitler's son, right?" Me (comparing someone to Umbridge)

"Twilight is a horror story." Mr. Powel

"You are neither British nor a man." Mr. Eldridge

Me: "So, apparently Meyer's counter to that was that he impregnated her with his venom."
Michaela: "Wait, venom has sperm in it now?"
Heather: "...so don't ever get bit by a rattlesnake people."
Me: "...all I could think about was the lady from Holes who paints her nails with rattlesnake venom."

"Stick figures are (convient)! They're so bendy and manoeuvrable and they can basically go any direction you want, they're great." Leisha

"How dare you tell fruit who they can or can't love? What gives you the right, eh? What gives you the right? If a lemon wants to have sex with a lemon, it can bloody well have sex with a lemon. Your bigoted views about citrus marriage can go squeeze itself into a fizzy drink." Leisha (In response to someone saying Citrus marriage should be between a lemon and lime ONLY.)

"That isn't angst. That is Mary Sue patheticness." Vanessa (on the subject of New Moon.)

"Creeper love is deeper love." Boomer

"We are holiday hipsters!" Leisha (regarding our inability to send our Christmas presents to each other on time.)

"Aren't you proud of me? I'm learning to be social!" *cheesy smile, thumbs up* Taylor

"I want you to exit out the backwards!" Betsy (during an improv)

"It's one of those things where like even if you weren't Christian, you'd still be excited to touch the Pope." Taylor

"I'm Gerard. I'm creepy and I'm drunk and I don't know what I'm doing." Adara

"I don't have a problem sharing a straw with you. You don't have a cold sore or AIDS or anything." Savanah

"So is Pterodactyl Aztec, too?" Terra (Discussing Aztec gods)

"Look at that lone tree up there. It looks like a mountain dick." Terra

"Seeing Robin without his mask would be like seeing a Disney character without their gloves." Katie (regarding Teen Titans)

"Why are they grabbing for the microphone? I'd be grabbing for his pants or something." Adara (regarding Gerard and the Teenagers video)

"Toes quick very healy." Adara

"If it's less than seven inches, it's not worth it." Eli (on the subject of sonic screwdrivers)

"Bitch rode side-saddel in a corset and loved it." Kevin (on Hedda Gabler)

"Haikus are real hard
They usually don't make sense
Refrigerator" Natasha

"When I type smiley-faces, I just do an coma and a parenthesis, so it's like a weird winking Cyclopes." Sven

"No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape." Rachel

"You exist. Therefore, I must leave." Betty

Kisa: "Do you know what the D.P. stands for?"
Eli: "Double-Penetration Dough's?" (discussing the calzone restaurant)

"I thought you were going to dip that cookie in the red sauce and I was like, 'What the fuck, are you pregnant?'" Me (regarding Sven's strange eating habits)

"Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, and Danny Elfmen are like some kind of Bermuda Triangle of goth entertainment." Sven (while watching Edward Scissorhands.)

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Struggle through the Sand and Leaves by GoWaitInTheCar reviews
Severely injured Kiba is in Kankuro's care until he can get back to Konoha. The more time he spends in Sunagakure, the more he gets to know all grown up Kankuro. Kiba's attacker is still out there. Will Kiba get to settle the score?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Kiba I., Kankuro
Partnership by Hikari M666 reviews
On his second attempt at the Chuunin exams, Kiba finds himself completely at Kankuro's mercy. Kankuro could easily kill him, but ... he proposes a partnership. No strings attached. Platonic. Right? YAOI, slash, lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Secrets by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
KankuKiba fluff. If you don't like the pairing don't read it. An encounter in the forest leads to something more... One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - [Kankuro, Kiba I.] - Complete
spider8oy by Screams-in-Public reviews
It's just that...she's different. She's beautiful. She's exotic. She's like a dream. A tiny, gourgeous, lovely dream. You can't help but want to kill her. You can't help but want to rip her apart. genderbent human Tavros/Vriska contains smut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
No More Fighting by bunnygirl2012 reviews
Kiba and Kankuro get into a massive fight that leads them to break up. Warnings: Yaoi. Don't like, Don't Read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Jesus Goes to High School by Christhefireshark reviews
Anything can have a High School AU. ANYTHING. God wants Jesus to meet people his own age, so he stops homeschooling him. Jesus, now at high school, soon learns he's good at making both friends and enemies. Short chapters, I'll update often.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Jesus
The Infamous Hogwarts Prankwar of 1977 by FieryBrunette reviews
It's utter insanity for 7th year students. On top of homework and Quidditch, a new humorous terror plagues the school: the growing feud between the well known Marauders and the unknown Marauderesses. Who will win the prankwar?And who are the Marauderesses
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,228 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Real Him by Morbidmuch reviews
It disgusted him. But he couldn't say anything; of course he couldn't. He was Cedric Diggory. The golden boy of Hogwarts. The boy who could do no wrong. Not even when he wanted to. Cedric/OC. WARNING: LEMON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
Sasuke in Unicorn Land by HylianChronicles reviews
BE WARNED! THIS IS A CRACKFIC OF THE HIGHEST ORDER! Sasuke wakes up in Unicorn Land! How did he get there? Why is the character with the most character depth Tenten! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Tenten
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Last Fight reviews
Sequel to As The Sister of Harry Potter. Now that she and her friends are out of school, Jennifer Potter will have to face tough challenges, fight the shadow over the wizarding world, and most importantly, fight her own personal shadows. HBP & DH (rewriting and continuing) (updates on Mondays)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,498 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Cedric D., OC
Natural Elimination
The 42nd Annual Hunger Games. It's an unusual pick this year with lots of young kids, trained killers, and some disabled teenagers. Vriska Serket is in it to win it; Karkat Vantas is in it to survive. Children will fight for their lives, dreams will be shattered, and bonds created and broken. But only one Tribute comes out alive. Sadstuck. Originally posted on AO3.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,471 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Rose L., Karkat V., Vriska S., Tavros N.
George Weasley and the Time Turner Folly reviews
Crack!fic. George just happens upon a broken Time Turner in the alley by his shop... Written for a contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2011 - George W., Remus L. - Complete
Bently McQuinn Saves Literature reviews
When Stephanie Meyer tries to destory the world of literature, who can save the books but Bently McQuinn? Sequel to Reading Between the Lines, NaNo Project 2010
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,730 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
His Eyes Are As Green As A Fresh Pickled Toad reviews
Drabble-ish. The diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley. 2/7 in the girls Diaries of Hogwarts series. Year of Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Under Pressure reviews
Tension has been growing between Cedric and Jen, but will it tear them apart or make them stronger? CD/OC, somewhat spin-off of ATSOHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - OC, Cedric D. - Complete
To Dance Again reviews
Ophilia was a dancer. That is, until the accident. A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
Kissing 101 reviews
Jennifer goes to George seeking advice. Pre-ATSOHP, 2nd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - OC, George W. - Complete
Preventing Insanity
A long-lost letter that Jennifer writes to Cedric during her and the Trio's prolonged camping trip in DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - OC, Cedric D. - Complete
A Tournament To Remember reviews
Why hasn't the Triwizard Tournament been held for a while since Harry's era? Read to find out. Slightly off-canon, forgive me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
I Didn't Take The Less Traveled Road reviews
Pansy's inner conflicts in Deathly Hallows. Odd pairing, Neville/Pansy. Written for a contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Pansy P., Neville L. - Complete
Finished reviews
The final thoughts of Crabbe as he, Goyle and Malfoy attack the Trio durning the Battle of Hogwarts. Written for a contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Vincent C., Draco M. - Complete
That Stupid Little Red Headed Twit reviews
Drabble. The diary of Hermione Jean Granger. 1/7 in the girls Diaries of Hogwarts series. Year of Sorcerer's Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
As The Sister of Harry Potter reviews
...life is difficult. Jennifer Potter engages in a juggling act of keeping her younger brother alive, love, fighting evil, and friends. School is, easily, the last thing on her mind. GOF & OOTP. Prequel to The Last Fight. First edit complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 97,254 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - OC, Cedric D. - Complete
Reading Between the Lines reviews
Crackfic. When Bently McQuinn ends up in Half-Blood Prince, he's elated. Until he finds out that it's been taken over by Twihards. Can he save Harry Potter? Don't read if you can't take a Twilight joke.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Revenge reviews
Revenge is sweet, especially when you get away with it. Almost. Written for a contest, crack pairing Pansy/Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Fred W., Pansy P. - Complete
Test Subjects reviews
One-shot. Lee, Fred and George are testing the Skiving Snackboxes. What could possibally go wrong? Lee's POV, written for a contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Fred W., Lee J. - Complete