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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

So yeah...umm...not that anyone really reads these but I made this account so that I could add favorites and have story updates...my desktop look kinda funny with all these fanfics saved there...so I decided to make me one of these things...

I have a joint account with my best friend Therenody...she is really awesome...you should check here out...umm...I post my stories there because...I did not have an account when I first started writting so I just had her post them for me...I'm M.M. for anyone who cares to know...

"Our Interests:

Books = love, Books, books, and more Books! Although are tastes in genres are vastly different, MK = fantasy, science fiction, classsics MM= horror, murder mystery, classics...

We're big movie buffs, but once again vastly different, MK=fantasy, animated, action, comedy MM=action, comedy, horror, some fantasy, and some animated...

We both love animals, having fun, and goofing off.

MM has a couple dogs, and a cat named Patches. I have a rabbit named Belle, and a fish named roosevelt. We are currently in Louisiana but my permanent home is in Conneticutt. Where I have two ferrets and a cat. MM has become the ferrets adopted aunt of sorts.

We're two not-so-average-but-incredibly-dorky people that just living life and having fun."

That is straight from her account it is about her and I...I believe I will continue to post stories under her account...so if you care...(Of course I could just be talking to no one)...you can look for my stories there...she put my initials on the ones I wrote M.M. and hers on the ones she wrote M.K.

Nothin else really so...yeah...bye...

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The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Missing Pieces by RosaLui reviews
PostSeries. When Konoha's walls are breached and the embodiment of its heart and soul is stolen away, the only person who can help is the one thought to be long past redemption. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Usuratonkachi Wedding by dancer4ver reviews
"Naruto, Ino is sick, so I need you to be my maid of honor. Wait, what?" A story of love, cake, and dresses one size too small. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All He Ever Wanted by myfailsafe reviews
All he ever wanted always came back to him. SasuNaru, AU, Gift-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Basmati Rice, Bedroom Doors and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour, Entirely Purposeful Misuse of Sexy No Jutsu. How did his screaming at Sasuke that he could pay for his own shopping in the supermarket turn in to some paperback novel romantic rendezvous? And when the hell did they go dancing! As well Naruto knew he wasn't wearing some sequinned dress yesterday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shoving Sticks by i-love-naruto-yaoi reviews
Naruto wants to spar sasuke, but sasuke is being an ass. Naruto threatens to do something to Sasuke with his 'stick', but Sasuke ends up using his stick to do something to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tweezertorture and Other Such Injustices by TenshiXXX reviews
In a desperate bid to seduce Sasuke, Naruto asks for Itachi’s help. Unfortunately, Naruto didn’t count on Itachi’s approach involving two scary friends and a makeover. Wait, Hidan! What are you doing with those tweezers? CRACK SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pretence by KiriNoMiko reviews
Naruto likes Sasuke, but how can he get the damned Ice Prince to like him back? Easy! Trick him into being his boyfriend of course! SasuNaru - Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's wrong with this picture? by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke wakes up next to Naruto, falls out of bed and then Itachi comes round to interfere. Contains flashing imagery and disturbing scenes. Do not read whilst on medication. CRACK. SasuNaruSasu KisaIta hints of KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Utilitarianism Doesn't Matter When Love's Involved by Your Silver Lining reviews
Four innocent people are strapped to a railroad and a train is approaching. A lever that would divert the train to another track is next to you. On that track, Naruto is tied up. Do you pull the lever Sasuke? One Shot. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Good Things by TKCat reviews
As her ex declared his love for her current boyfriend, Sakura stood watching. She has a choice now: step in and stop Sasuke from going any further or watch it all from the sideline… like she always does. SasuNaru NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When the traffic light turns green by keikew reviews
Sasuke and Naruto grew up together in the Japanese countryside, but found themselves going their separate ways after high school. A story about rediscovering the art of living and figuring out what means the most to you. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sweetest Taste by TheAuthoressAnonymous reviews
AU: OneShot: "I don't like sweets." "That's impossible! There has to be something you like. And I'm going to find it!" Chocolate-shop owner Naruto is outraged when he meets Sasuke, who swears he dislikes any form of sweets. SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Sign of Love by Innocent Passion reviews
—"Well, then stop crying and complaining and just let me protect you until you succeed, dobe." Because really, maybe it would cost his life, but he would never ever let someone hurt his Naruto... -SasuNaru. Yaoi. ONE-SHOT- ;1;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Phone Call by EraUnleashed reviews
Naruto was never a patient person, so really, is waiting for this phone call worth it? WARNINGS: SasuNaruSasu, implied yaoi, mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Gift Drabbles 2009 by michelerene reviews
Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Secret Santa by michelerene reviews
Naruto, you are standing in the middle of a Christmas miracle. It doesn’t matter who the miracle belongs to. All that matters is that you don’t miss it. SasuNaru Merry Christmas, Everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Simple Listenings by Silver-eyed Hyuuga reviews
Sasuke has been successfully brought back to the village, only to endure a series of inhuman interrogations by the notorious Ibiki. Naruto pays him a visit between interrogation sessions and instills a shard of hope into the Uchiha.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All thats left by Reinart1416 reviews
Naruto and sasuke Are in love and though love is sweet, prejudice and hatred from those once known as allies can turn even the sweetest things sour. This is what is left once The haven built by love is torn down by loss of all that was once clear. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Swim With Me To The Edge by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Konoha High School's top swimmer, Sasuke Uchiha, stops outcast Naruto Uzumaki from doing something irreversable, and something beautiful comes to life between them. Will it last? AU fic, eventual Sasu/Naru, Neji/Kiba, Kaka/Iru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,014 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Liquid Passion by darkalbino reviews
Stabbed and nearly drowning to your death at the bottom of a demon's lake? It's not even the last place you'd expect to find love. Gift for doodlelover. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yellow Rose by Tekalali reviews
Sasuke, the most popular guy in school and member of the poetry club, not to mention my best friend. But what is this yellow rose he writes about? SasuNaruSasu one-shot. Birthday gift for i-nothingwithoutyou.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Smoldering by Acherona reviews
Sasuke’s lips were soon covered by another pair, they were slightly chapped and their owner smelt like smoke and sweat but Sasuke had never felt anything more wonderful. Happy SasuNaru day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Breathless Dawns by Lady Serena Sparrow reviews
Akito may be gone, but Haru is still damaged. Can Yuki and Kyo's love save him from the darkness? Given to OtakuGurl247.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
The fox and his bastard by WTFChocobos reviews
He always thought life was hard for being rich until he illegally drinks when being a minor and now has to do comunity service for the Konoha orphanage. He thought it would suck at first until he met the blond owner. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Amazing People on Elevators by Maci-bby reviews
Sasuke is having a very crappy day & is late for a job interview. To top it all off, the elevator at the interview gets stuck and he has to wait hours, stuck with a stranger. But does he mind so much when the stranger is a blonde sex god? SasuNaru; yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suicidal Switches by kickers-ej reviews
Kiba! Give me back my body!" Naruto in Kiba's body shouted. Naruto looked at Kiba and replied "I'm not Kiba," then bees started buzzing.."I'm Shino," What about the rest? Narusasu, mild cussing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Almost by papercut ai reviews
Sasuke never has to say I love you, but Naruto doesn't mind. It's a perfect relationship. One shot, SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The War of the Maid by AnimeKeepsBreathing reviews
Naruto somehow manages to be stupid. So now, he is working for Uchiha...s. Which will win him over, Sasuke or Itachi? Or will someone come along and make one of the brothers realize there are much more...FITTING...people in the world?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Danger! Dangerous Interview! by Miryoku no Arashi reviews
A collection of five quick interview with Sasuke and Naruto. Not for children, of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Slave To You by Kasai-no-Kitsune reviews
AU, SasuNaru:: One was a prince, and the other was a slave. One was supposed to die, and the other was supposed to commit the murder. It's a revolution. ::Oneshot with epilogue, possible OOCness::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,391 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Studies and HalfMelodies by fowl68 reviews
You’re the tutor?” Naruto's grin was full-fledged now. “So what was it you needed help on?” Smart!NaruSasu For freexflyer
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,384 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chicken Party by Dominate One reviews
Chicken Party is a whole bunch of people and their in a room filled with nothing but mattress's and on the t.v a porno is play then everyone pair's up and has unprotected sex. SasuNaru Anal, COMPLETE, HJ, M/M, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Art of Loving You by atenademon00 reviews
Naruto's nights have been restless because of the dreams he had with an unknown raven. His only solution was trying to draw him and find his identity. No luck has been in his attempts as he realized one day so he decided to move on and get rid of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being the Boyfriend of a Writer by Rewind.Replay.Repeat reviews
Being the boyfriend of a writer can be very demanding. Especially if that author is Naruto who likes to mention his possession, aka boyfriend, in his books...in the most embarassing way. "I want everyone to know that Uchiha Sasuke’s ass is mine!” NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unbroken Broken Hearts by shounenai4life reviews
AU. Naruto and Sasuke are orphaned best friends living together in their last year of high school and Sasuke struggles to fight feelings for Naruto as he protects him from the rest of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,329 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sealed By Horseshoes by Sandylee007 reviews
Naruto needs a break from his nightmarish life, so he goes to a ranch named Konoha to calm his nerves. But relaxation is quite hard to get when he meets Sasuke, mysterious foster son of the ranch’s owner. AU YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,878 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If Only by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Naruto catches pneumonia, and is blessed with Sasuke being his doctor. Instantly being attracted to the stoic man, Naruto plays hooky to continue to see him. But some things don’t always work as you plan. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,604 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Discovery by EverPlotting reviews
When Kiba and Naruto get stuck out in the city in the middle of the night, Kiba's ready to blame Naruto for not being prepared. Contrary to Kiba's belief, Naruto does have a back-up plan: Sasuke. A SasuNaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If I Were Gay by Super-Otaku-727 reviews
Just a short songfic about Naruto and Sasuke's trip to the bar. Song: If I Were Gay by Stephen Lynch. Sasuke's POV. Rated for inappropriate language and alcoholic references. Plz R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Details of the Big Picture by Tenpa-Neko reviews
- '"You’re so oblivious.” Naruto smiles indulgently, and Sasuke is hit by a wave of resentment at the patronizing tone of Naruto’s voice.' Naruto's Big Picture doesn't yet have a place in Sasuke's detailed world. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hearts in Glass Bottles by adAprilShower reviews
Moments pass, mistakes are made, seasons change, time is spent. I still have what you gave me all those years ago, your heart. Even though you don’t realize, I love you more than I can describe. Narusasunaru, Sasuke’s POV. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthdays and Bank Holiday Mondays by michelerene reviews
Sasuke ponders other’s conceptions of his relationship with Naruto and hopes that the blonde idiot enjoys his present. Happy Birthday, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Synchronized by Atomic Jello reviews
They were the best synchronized divers in the world; Olympic champions. They were best friends; inseparable. And now, Sasuke couldn’t help but wonder when the line between friendship and love had blurred and disappeared altogether. NaruSasu. Part 2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Literal by Awlric Hayell reviews
Context is everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because Women Are On Top by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a very interesting day in AP World History. A high-school life one-shot! I promise you that you've never read this one before. SasunNaru yaoi/slash warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And Then Naruto Screamed by michelerene reviews
It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Blind Date by GoldenEyesMidnightTears reviews
The first step to ease his suffering was to heed Hatoris advice. Could he really go through with it? Could he heed Hatoris wise words or was he doomed to suffer permanent sexual frustration? ONESHOT YAOI
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Who Let The Dogs Out! by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
The Nin-dogs are running loose throughout Konoha! So Tsunade calls in Team Seven to do the job. But can they look underneath the underneath to find out who let them out? Sasu/Naru Kaka/Saku Fluffeh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dress Up by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETED. SasuNaru. Perhaps Naruto should learn that angering the Hokage too much was a bad thing, but he never expected to learn his lesson by wearing a dress around Konoha. Naruto!Dress
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How We Got Together by mommyflaw reviews
Featuring Red-Riding!Naruto and Wolf!Sasuke, and also Stripping!Naruto and Perv!Sasuke. Crack of the worst kind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paper Sticking Out of My Chair by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
If you do not want to have indecent propositions, do not leave your cell phone number to someone else’s chair, especially on your boss’ chair. Crack-fic SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
15 Problems with Weddings Sasuke & Naruto style by darknecromancer666 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are getting married, here are 15 problems that could go wrong. YAOI OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drenched by ToriMiu reviews
Naruto loves the rain. That’s why he indulges in running through it at nine o’clock at night. Sasuke hates the rain. That’s why his house keys are locked inside without him. SasukeXNaruto, slash with fluff, rain, and lots of denial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seductive Dreams by Zoius and the Devil reviews
Do you believe in demons, Naruto? SasuNaru/NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gentlemen Prefer Blonds by temlim reviews
Mission or no mission, it was absolutely unacceptable for Naruto to leave him alone in a dirty, crowded bar while going off to seduce the enemy... shounen-ai of the SasuNaru variety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rope Burns by TenshiXXX reviews
Team Gai is captured. Neji is chained to a bed while the others are put in a cell. He waits with quiet resignation until Gaara arrives. The Kazekage takes one look at Neji's predicament and...well, it is Gaara afterall. GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Really? by L'uke-chan reviews
A cute blond beauty ran into his class panting, a few gasps later he said: "You won't believe what I just saw!" The class leaned in curiously and asked "What?" He looked up an...Wanna know what?Read&Find Out. One-Shot, humor, a bit Sasu/Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 Things Sasuke Knows About Naruto by Shini no Megami reviews
About four years after their relationship begins, Sasuke begins to think on all the things he's learned about his partner. WARNING: Cavities possible
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So There's This Guy, Right by WootYaoi reviews
HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,161 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Déjà vu by TwlightMystery reviews
He was destined to be the King of France... And he was destined to be the greatest Captain in all history...To bad fate had other plans... It takes Obsession, Aggression, and Possession, to a whole new level... Sasu/Naru like you’ve never seen it before..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Little Girl by Sharingan Kyuubi reviews
SasuNaru Iruka's POV, song fic to Tim McGraw's "My Little Girl" Iruka watches as Naruto grows up slowly and realizes he's no longer a little boy as Sasuke slowly starts pulling him away... bad at summaries. please R and R 'cause you know you love SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All I Wanted Was A Puppy by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU SasuNaru One-shot Sequel to "All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar"/ All Naruto wanted was a puppy. How was he supposed to know the process of getting one would drive Sasuke insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Heir of April by Chiyon Shi reviews
Life, it's never easy. Death isn't any easier. The fresh, out of school, doctor Naruto is hired to be the family doctor of the two last Uchihas. One can just hope that everything ends well.. Even if the odds are against yourself. One shot, death. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Lunchbox by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Kakashi packs an interesting selection in Naruto's lunchbox for his lunch with Sasuke and Neji. Contrary to popular belief, Naruto isn't as innocent and oblivious as he lets on! SasuNaruNeji with unhealthy innuendos! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That One Week in October by Jay-Jay51 reviews
The employees of Uchiha corp. always wondered about that one week in October, when everything went wrong and their boss was constantly miserable. minor errors corrected
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Catch A Girl by Akira of the Twilight reviews
[Oneshot SasuNaru] Naruto has spent his whole life trying to understand girls, and with the help of a bet he may finally get one. Now if only that Teme would stop confusing him!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/8/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU OneShot SasuNaru All Naruto had wanted was a candy bar. Instead he got a candy bar stealing jerk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Closer by LunarFlare14 reviews
Sasuke only wants to be closer to Naruto, but it always seems like they have a tag along. An annoying whiteeyed purplehaired tag along. SasukexNaruto Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
1923 by Koinu-chan reviews
Set in American 1920s. Because of the latest fashion trend, Naruto gets mistaken for a girl a lot. His job as a waiter promises endless harassment and he is ready to maim all the men with salad forks, well, except for one...[SasuNaru, BL]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Questions and Answers whether you like it or not by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
Kakashi gives his students a mission with a little twist of his own.. You ask a question, you GET an answer. Whether your victim likes it or not. Sasunaru, shounenai throughout, limey yaoi in last chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oblivious Or Not by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru Drabble. Can be stand alone, can be connected GMAW] Sasuke, Naruto, strawberry crape, oblivious seduction? [has: Perv Sasuke, innocent or not so innocent Naruto?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He fights by domako reviews
He fights. He fights and I'm always on the sidelines, watching. Listening. I try to hear him breathing. I know it's stupid, but somehow, that makes me feel safe. SasuNaru oneshot drabble. Naruto's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Sauvignon reviews
[oneshot] KyoYuki. If one took the time to look at the two Sohma cousins, they wouldn't notice anything big because it's the small things that were hidden in plain sight.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Cookies by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
The class makes Zodiac legend shaped cookies. Wrongess insures for Yuki and Kyo. Alliusons to slash and wrongness. Yup. Cookies.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Clemency by MeeLee reviews
It's been several months since Sasuke finally returned to Konoha, yet the only person he wants forgiveness from isn't willing to give it to him. SasuNaru one–shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When You Wish by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
A capsule is opened and their love is exposed. A sweet little candy coated oneshot for the fluff adicts out there. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who's That Girl! by Ashvolt reviews
All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke makes a decision. He chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Through the Storm by Ashvolt reviews
It was a dark and stormy night. I started the fic with this random cliche sentence and let it spin itself from there... Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
My Life by Snow Tigra reviews
Sasuke has found the perfect place to move into the summer before his senior year in college. But there's a name hidden under the wallpaper in the bedroom, and the house isn't exactly his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mission: Cupid! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasunaru KakIru Naruto and Sasuke want to set up Iruka with Kakashi! Will they succeed? Or are their plans going to backfire! Harmless little oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An umbrella for one swiftly became one for two by Tsuki no Kitsune reviews
SasuNaru, NaruSasu. “Is it a crime to watch you?”A raining night, a hand in another and a shielding umbrella. One thing lead to another. Beware of a bit of OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mourning After by Neptune47 reviews
How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Contestant reviews
Okay...so unoriginal title...I know...but it is about a possessive Sasuke...and an adorable Naruto...based off the song Next Contestant by Nickleback...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete