Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.May 25, 2004
Having discovered I am too boring to keep a livejournal, I’ve decided to do something productive instead. You know, like write smut.
So without further ado, the New and not really Improved Emma bio! Now with extra lame!
I so should have gone into advertising, huh?
Anyway, enough one sentence paragraphs. I used to write a chapter of something every chance I got but then got out of the habit of writing (except original stuff). But I’m ready to make a come back, older, fatter and probably not any wiser! Aren’t you cooing with glee?
Longish-medium story short, I dislike most of my old work and hope that I have grown as an author and an orc. It’s yet to be seen if this is true or not. Judge for yourself, m’dear.
O, fair reader! Think not that I am no longer a drooling fan girl who likes pretty boys and boys kissing, for this is not true. Orlando is still a hot ass elf (Pirate! Trojan! *snicker* Soldier!) and I’m sure I can think of plenty of ridiculous junk to write about his characters. Ahh, inspiration.
And remember kiddies! David Wenham does a body good.