Emma the Lame
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Joined 03-16-02, id: 185329
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
May 25, 2004

Emma’s (not so) Big, Giant, MASSIVELY Huge, Capitalized, Come BACK!

Having discovered I am too boring to keep a livejournal, I’ve decided to do something productive instead. You know, like write smut.

So without further ado, the New and not really Improved Emma bio! Now with extra lame!

I so should have gone into advertising, huh?

Anyway, enough one sentence paragraphs. I used to write a chapter of something every chance I got but then got out of the habit of writing (except original stuff). But I’m ready to make a come back, older, fatter and probably not any wiser! Aren’t you cooing with glee?

Longish-medium story short, I dislike most of my old work and hope that I have grown as an author and an orc. It’s yet to be seen if this is true or not. Judge for yourself, m’dear.

O, fair reader! Think not that I am no longer a drooling fan girl who likes pretty boys and boys kissing, for this is not true. Orlando is still a hot ass elf (Pirate! Trojan! *snicker* Soldier!) and I’m sure I can think of plenty of ridiculous junk to write about his characters. Ahh, inspiration.

And remember kiddies! David Wenham does a body good.

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New Year's Eve by Thundera Tiger reviews
On the eve of the New Year, Aragorn is forced to play host to a group of individuals who seem to believe that the holiday should be celebrated with an elvish flair. Chapter 11: Setbacks abound, but Elfhelm makes an entrance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,081 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/1/2003
Land of Light and Shadows by Thundera Tiger reviews
Eomer, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli journey south into Harad. Politics, abductions, assassinations, battles...life as usual. Chapter 38: The race to Haradhur begins! But not without a few false starts...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,691 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Aragorn, Eomer, Gimli, Legolas
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Stone of Malinya by Goody-Goodie reviews
Aragorn summons Gimli and Legolas to accompany him on a quest to recover a great treasure, that will take them to a land of deceit, hatred, and pain *Complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,739 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Uncommon Tales: Tales of the Jade King by Katharine Faith reviews
*Co-authored with TreeHugger!!* Scroll One... Legolas, Tavor and Brethil are up to tricks as usual. ^_^ Meanwhile, King Thranduil goes out on a hunting trip, but doesn't come home...and Tanglinna must find him, before it's too late... Chapter Three!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,192 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
The King's New Clothes by Sly-chan reviews
AU A/L SLASH - When Legolas gets hurt, Aragorn will do anything to make him feel better. Anything.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,508 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps by Akira Ichijouji reviews
One week can change everything -- in the lives of the infamous team of Sirius, Remus, James and Peter, this particular week spurns disaster, hilarity, detentions galore, and love! *SLASH* -- RL/SB, mostly. *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,514 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Remus by Shunyata Ryuen reviews
From a timid, friendless first-year to a master of Defense Against the Dark Arts: a chronicle of the life of Remus J. Lupin, from his first year at Hogwarts to his last (and beyond).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bittersweet Symphony: Of Light and Dark by Yours Truly reviews
A stolen moment in the gloom comes back to bring hope: A tale of Light and Dark incarnated. AL slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Fallen by Minka reviews
When Haldir passes to the Halls of Mandos at Helm’s Deep, Legolas is forced to reconsider the true value of immortality. Short, sad interlude telling of Legolas’ reaction to such a loss of immortal life that I feel was greatly missed in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Legolas, Haldir
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
A Little Nudge Out of the Door by Jocelyn reviews
Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,404 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Bagenders: Series 2 by Lady Alyssa reviews
The long awaited sequel...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 9/19/2002
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Aerlinnel reviews
"Now the tale of Nine is filled." I've been waiting for so long to write that. Why else the nine chapters...? A/L slash. A/U.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
Hey there Li'l Red Riding Hood by Elspeth1 reviews
Karaoke night at the Three Broomsticks. MWPP sort of. Remus sings and Sirius drools.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Like Dirt reviews
Shounen-ai. Remus tastes like dirt and Sirius is happy. Or: why fluff should be considered a category. MWPP, seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
After All reviews
Sequel to At Long Last. Gondor promises new opportunity, but when secrets are whispered, lies told and beliefs shattered everything changes. Lies hurt, but sometimes the truth hurts more. AU. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
At Long Last reviews
After years of abuse and suffering at the hands of brutal Men, Legolas’s spirit is near fleeing and his hope destroyed. Yet with the coming of a stranger bearing the name of something long lost, will he recover and re-find the light? AU. Slash.*Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,197 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete