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Joined 03-01-09, id: 1853294, Profile Updated: 08-24-13

Formerly "theburgundyrose".

I've mostly moved over to the AO3, but some of my fandoms still have much better representation over here, so. Heeey! Not like I've ever posted a work on FFN, so I guess no-one really misses me, but well. I can dream, right? :P

I ship just about any ship that's shippable (and some that aren't) but I am very opinionated about those that I am attached to. (Like my Five-O pairings? Yeah, you better not even mention Catherine to me in conjunction with anyone, because I'll probably spit in your eye. In a loving way, of coure.)

So yeah. I'm generally a bee-yotch, sorry.

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Towards the Setting Sun by aleaiactaest93 reviews
Five months after the Hun invasion Shang appears at the Fa Family home. He is to head an army going west, and has an important message for Mulan. What will happen? A tale of hardship and the love that blooms in the midst of battle. R&R! Disclaimer inside!
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,914 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Mulan, Shang
Happiness in Unexpected Situations by XxAngel-Wings93xX reviews
Jasper looked at a loss. "Ah… Jacob, we only stop because when you touch Edward and I like that…" Jasper looked over at Edward for help. "We don't want to just kiss you, we want to rip off your clothes and-" Jasper glared. "Thank you, Edward." J/E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,491 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Starling Occurence by chaotess reviews
This is a TBBT and The Sentinel fanon fusion, so Guides and Sentinels, but with a non-canon Sentinel verse' setting. Although I am much influenced by many Sentinel writers, my verse is not identical to any of them. Shenny. Sorta Season 5, AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
Cor Aut Mors by Lighthouse Hunter reviews
Heart or Death . AU set within the ancient Roman Empire. Roman Jamesiscus Decimus Ellisonus encounters an injured runaway slave and his life is changed forever.
Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Teaching Love by Grignard reviews
AU. Georg Von Trapp, suave, rich, and sophisticated has it all: A pretty girlfriend, upcoming graduation, and a bright future. Now if only he can find a German tutor for his seven brothers and sisters.
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,812 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Georg vT., Maria R. - Complete
New Beginnings by AnnieBooker reviews
Slash. Jim Ellison is a single dad with a 5 year old son. He leaves the police force because of problems with his senses and moves to Chinook, a small town, where he meets Blair Sandburg, the local pharmacist. Loosely based on the movie, Murphy's Romance
Sentinel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
Miss Independent by HarleyRulez reviews
Cara has another chance to find true love. But will the mysterious man be pushed away before he has a chance to heal her broken heart?
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Cara - Complete
Twice is Coincidence by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Once is happenstance, three times is enemy action. Kirk and Spock meet his counterpart again, and nothing is ever the same. K&S, but getting slashy...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,468 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - J. Kirk
The Rogue Romance by Zekuran reviews
When a new student comes to the institute, he is a total enigma, with a seemingly dangerous feral mentality. What happens when the resident loner decides to take a closer look? Can she look beyond the actions of his past and see his humanity?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie
I Can't by 1000th Ghost reviews
Kim is able to pleasure Edward, and Edward is upset that he can do nothing back.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
My Angel by YarningChick reviews
What sort of secrets could the Angel of Music be hiding?
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,323 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Learning to Love by Damian reviews
Once upon a time, a young Princess lived in a shining castle, a small town boy wanted to escape and fulfill his own dreams and a house of enchanted objects were at their wits ends trying to bring them together. This is BatB as you've never seen it before
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon: a Logan and Rogue Remix by blueincandescence reviews
X-Men: The Movie. Same premise, different consequences owing to a mutant treatment facility called Southaven and a focus on the chemistry between Logan and Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,448 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Weakness by sparksfly16 reviews
She was his biggest weakness...and she always would be. Michael/Nikita one-shot
Nikita - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Perpetual Love by Solstace0990 reviews
What would happen if Tobey vanished without a trace? Would Wordgirl finally have the nerve to admit she loves him?
WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010
Revised ending to HP and the Goblet of Fire by 1000th Ghost reviews
Exactly what the title says.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Made for Each Other by faeriedust12 reviews
This is a TobeyxWordgirl story that takes place when they're both seventeen... if you'll note, it is rated T... I was so nervous about what people would think of this one! I'm still not sure what I think of it...
WordGirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2010 - WordGirl/Becky B., Tobey M.
But You Can Never Leave by Pimpernel Princess reviews
Songfic with the Eagle's "Hotel California." Slightly OOC, Musicalverse, oneshot. A blending of two unexpected things: Beauty and the Beast and classic rock. The lines in the song correlate perfectly with the story. Enjoy!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Plastic and Cloth by 1000th Ghost reviews
Daisy is reunited with Big Baby, Barbie and Ken are generally adorable, and Jessie learns about sex. BuzzxJessie with minor AndyxDaisy, KenxBarbie, and WoodyxBo Peep.
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Jessie - Complete
Busy Day At The Office by SilverHeart09 reviews
IM conversation bickering contest between Tony and Pepper, and occasionally the rest of the Avengers, even Dummy, Butterfingers and JARVIS make an appearance! Apparently it's the funniest fic on here, or so my ego has been told! Please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Truth by the Ambassador reviews
Postfilm drabble. Nothing comes easily, but it's worth the price.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
DownHoleCuriosityKilledCatSatisfactionWriteBook by 1000th Ghost reviews
Full title: Down the Rabbit Hole or Curiosity Killed the Cat, Satisfaction Brought It Back or When I Get Home, I Shall Write a Book About This Place. The Mad Hatter kidnaps Alice. Alice loves him too...oh, and is looking for her cat, Dinah. AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
According to Plan by YarningChick reviews
Every detail of Haru's life had long been decided for her. But even the best laid plans can be ruined by one tiny... ah... misunderstanding.
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,635 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Be a Band by Gracekii reviews
This was the theme song for my band last year, and so I went and rewrote the lyrics. If you're in band, you'll probably get it. Song fic.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010
Conflict Resolution by Laurie-ky reviews
The Sentinel. Jim/Blair. An undercover operation gives Jim the chance to test Blair's feelings toward him. Written for Moonridge 2009 and Beta'ed by T. Verano. Warning: Jim's actions are a bit dubious, but not exactly non-con.
Sentinel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
The League of Gentlemanly Gentlemen by Pimpernel Princess reviews
Major crossover: several famous characters from literature and popular culture arrive at the castle to teach the Beast to be a Gentleman. Can they ever hope to succeed in helping the Beast to win Belle's love? Movie/Musical universe.
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Animal Magic by Dodos-r-not-extinct reviews
Lord Hinjo's celestial wolf is in love. But does the object of his affections feel the same way?
Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Argent, Windstriker - Complete
As You Wish by YarningChick reviews
It was all he ever said to her.
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,756 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
A Quiet Embrace by Sare Liz reviews
Of all of the choices before her, the only one she knew a definitive answer to was where she wanted to be for the next half hour, and so she stayed in his arms, so warm and comforting. She sat mostly in silence... HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rainfall by Sara's Girl reviews
So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beauty by Forest Archer reviews
It's when the Beast starts to think that the real trouble starts. Introspective, to say the least.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Maneater by AAmuse reviews
Some women change men like outfits. Some ships do the same.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - M. Scott, J. Kirk - Complete
Homerun Part 3 The Finish Curve by AAmuse reviews
What happens when you take one particular friendship several steps too far? - COMPLETE!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,483 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Misunderstanding by YarningChick reviews
Haru's heart has been ripped apart by the man she loved. A large white cat offers her a solution to her problem, but should she trust him? Will the fatso just lead to more trouble?
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,244 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Hellfire by Miribai reviews
Like fire. Hellfire. This fire in my skin. This burning desire is turning me to sin. Based on The Hunchback of Notre Dame's "Hellfire". Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Homerun Part 1 The Heritage by AAmuse reviews
Captain Kirk assumes command and takes the Enterprise out on his 1st 5-year mission. But the ship is not the only legacy he has to deal with in the haze of his first assignment, which unsurprisingly does not go according to plan.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,814 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2008 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Price of Kissing by PsychGirl reviews
Blair has a poetic epiphany while watching Jim. Slash.
Sentinel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Don't Stand So Close to Me by Htom Sirveaux reviews
A Snermione drabble, based on the Police song Don't Stand So Close to Me. Read and Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beauty and the Dark Jedi by Esteban T. Rodriguez reviews
This is just my own version of a timeless classic, set in the Star Wars universe, please give it a try? Pretty please? New prologue up now, with some subtle changes. Rated for slight gore. Won't turn your stomach. Trust me.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
I Can Be Your Hero! by 18lzytwner reviews
Stephanie keeps having a scary nightmare and ends up locking herself in her room. She refuses to eat, sleep, or see anyone including Sportacus. Can Sportacus save her from herself or will their relationship suffer? Second Sporty,Steph Finished 8,20,05
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Reflections by Atarah Derek reviews
I was playing around with the words to Mulan's song one evening, and I changed them to what they might say if a Christian were perhaps asking God's forgiveness for a mistake she's made. I like it.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Don't Stand so Close to Me by Waffle Avenger reviews
Songfic to the Police's Don't Stand so Close to Me. Read it, it's special. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Opposite of Sex by DaDomz reviews
Harry has just started his Seventh Year, and notices a few things he might not want to about Draco. His FEMININITY, for one. And if that weren’t enough, a spell gone wrong endows Draco with nightly feline urges, like finding a mate. *UPDATE 07/20/03*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,671 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.