I am a 30 year old woman obsessed with fan fiction!
AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY PROFILE I AM TWILIGHT OBSESSED!
no you can not cure me for i do not want to be cured!
Twilight 10 Commandments
I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.
Remember to keep release dates calendered.
Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.
You shall not kill humans.
You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.
You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. (Unless he can't read your mind, and you are special, like Bella!)
You shall not covet Edward.
You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars.
THE IPOD PLAYLIST SHUFFLE QUIZ!!!
Simply put your ipod/itunes playlist on shuffle and skip to a random song to start and put the songs you get as answers to the questions below
1. How does the world see me?
Angel in the morning - juice newton
2. Will I have a happy life?
I wanna know - by joe...yes i really do!
3. What do people really think of me?
Forever my lady - by Jodeci...awww
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
UH huh - by streetsweepers ft ruff riders...hahaha thats funny!
5. How can I make others happy?
Peaches and cream - by 112...hahaha thats pretty simple!
6. How can I make myself happy?
Thanksgiving song - by adam sandler...so i should eat to be happy?
7. What should I do with my life?
Move your body - Eiffel 65
8. Will I ever have children?
9. What is some good advice for me?
10. What do I think my current theme song is?
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
12. What song will play at my funeral?
13. What type of men/women do you like?
14. What is my day going to be like?
15. Why am I here?
16. What will people remember me for?
17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
19. What will this year be all about?
18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
20 - Your message to the world:
21 - Your deepest secret:
22 - Your innermost desire:
23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
26 - Right now, your feelings are:
27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
28 - You'll scream during sex:
29- You’d describe you best friend as:
30- Your friends describe you as:
31- In an elevator you are most likely to:
32- Your philophisy in life is:
33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
25 Things I Learnt From My Mother
1. My mother taught me
TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
I promise to remember Bella
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