SnappleApple450
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Joined 03-02-09, id: 1853886, Profile Updated: 06-11-10
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight.

Name: Jenn

Age: 17

GUESS WHAT!! I won the Fanfiction "Missing Scene" contest in third place! Yay! I got a t-shirt! LOL My winning story is called "More Than My Own Life"

THIS JUST IN...weeks ago! MangoTango450 and I have started another account. We are http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2059207/TheGoodGirlMasquerade We also have a story in that account, just...follow the cookie crumbs. The title is liable to change so don't go looking for it. Look for the author instead.

Best friend: Mangotango450 (Aidan)

Announcement!: I have my own stalker! I call her Eggplant and she's miiiine! She watches me eat bananas! I wuv my stalker very much!

Team Foster's Home for Imaginary Kids! Whoosh! ...secretive

...My potatoes said I can't date you.

I'm big on my hatred for cliches...and yet I continue to use them...go figure...

To me, glaring at my mom is a way of saying "I care enough about what you said to spend my time looking at you with attitude." ...just say I love you back...

-hands you shovel- Make sure you dig deep enough to bury his ego...

Zach: I ate all my candy!
Me: What, do you want a gold star? Congratulations? I'm happy for you?

-snow falling outside-
Zach: It's cold!
Me: No shit Sherlock!

My brother Zach's New Year Resolutions:
teach a raccoon to bite a finger
...grow back finger
(LOL I love my brother. He's my insperation, muse, and best friend.)

I deleted all my personal super long rantings and other stuff you don't care about so instead, I'll be posting conversations with Mango!

Me: I sang this song in school wearing pink and I sounded so cute!
Mango: O_O Holy @#&+!!
Me: -snickers- permission to laugh!! XD
Mango: y-you sang that...? O_O
Me: it was elementary school. Innocence.
Mango: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Me: It was "in" and I had "no" "cence"
Mango: huh...so that's what innocence means!

Mango: I need to pick out a swimsuit. Any advice?
Me: Yeah...don't get the topless one.
Mango: Thanks for your help. (-_-)
Me: Ok so get a two piece red bikini. Show off your bod. ...work out first. Our goal is Victoria Justice. XD Ok even I know I'll never get there!
Mango: We can try! XD -eats another potato chip to show hopelessness-
Me: DAMN POTATO CHIPS!!
Mango: -eats another potato chip watching me- So you think red?
Me: -gets ready to throw bag of potato chips but grabs a handful first- Yeah red's good.
Mango: -grabs handful too- Awesome. Hey what abo--
Me: -chases after bag-

Mango: Yo!
Me: Waaaaazzzz up gurrrrl?!
Mango: Ohhh you know! Jist crankin it up!
Me: I hearz ya!
Mango: We suck at gangster talk...wait let me refrase that...I suck at gangster talk XD
Me: No way I suck too.

Me: What would happen if I finally met neighbor dudes?
Mango: You'd be disappointed. They still blast their music loud.
Me: I could TOTALLY picture me going over there and banging on their door yelling at them in my pajamas. XD
Mango: -snickers- We're blasting our music too.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! CAN YOU HEAR IT LOUD ENOUGH?! TURN YOUR FUCKING MUSIC DOWN OR I'LL TURN IT DOWN FOR YOU!!
Mango: -laughing in background- Hi neighbor!
Me: you'll hear from your house their music suddenly stop and me marching back in your house with his stereo

Mango: We have basketball courts!
Me: I'm not good at basketball but I'm good at cheering.
Mango: Yeah...well I don't like to cut my nails...so let's encourage the ball to go into the hoop by itself!
Both of us: -sitting on the ground in front of the ball- Come on ball. You can do it! You can do it ball!
Mango: COME ON BALL! DO IT ALREADY!! I'M GETTING BORED!!
Me: hahahahaha that's a good moment for a guy to come up and put it in the hoop. We'd be on the ground glaring at him. "He could have done it himself. He was mentally prepping."
Mango: Yeah you just bruised his ego, now he'll never be able to do it on his own!
-ball rolls away-
Mango: NO HE DIDN'T MEAN IT! COME BACK!! TT_TT
Me: -kicks guy in shin-


My stories to be written

Fairytale Ending--smiles
All human. Bella and Edward have been best friends since kindegarten. He's there for her when she needs him, but is she there for him? She's the only one that doesn't notice the look in his eye when he stares at her, that all his songs have been inspired by her. How does she react when he tells her?
(If you like stories where the best friend turns out to be your true love then you'll love this.)
Completed and ready for posting.

Respect the Unexpected--laughter
Alice is never taken by surprise. Everyone knows that's impossible until Emmett gets an idea from Victoria. Don't plan it and she can't see it. What kind of things can he get away with before it becomes a war?
Stopped writing indefinately.

My Lost Hope--not really sure, but I think you'll be happy...eventually
Takes place during New Moon. Bella goes back to the Cullen's house after she realizes she's forgetting him. She finds a paper with an address on it. Could this be her ticket to finding Edward? Or will it lead her to more disappointment?
Almost completed. put on hold indefinately

Glass of Water--tears
Edward told Bella in Twilight that it proved he loved her more because he could leave her. He claims Bella will never have to make that choice. Well, what if she did? What if it was Edward's life in danger? Could she leave him? Would he let her? Jacksonville never looked so dismal and hopeless. Some people see the glass half empty, others half full, but some things can't be judged by a simple glass of water because when you look at it, it's just a glass of water.
Completed.

Empty Glass (sequel to Glass of Water)--major angst, don't count on the rainbow at the end of the storm
What is death? Death is losing something close to you whether it be a part of yourself, a friend, a past life, or a memory; all equally painful in their own way. But how painful can death be if you don't remember life? How painful can it be if you want death? If you crave for it to come and take you away from the miseries of life, how painful can it really be?
Completed.

Us Never Happened or Reverse the Curse (undecided title)--happiness
Rosalie is the only one who's bitter about being a vampire. Her idea of a happy ending would be all of them six feet under in a graveyard somewhere. She wishes she could go back to that night in Rochester New York and change it all. When Emmett's long lost childhood comes knocking, Rosalie may get her wish, but how does that affect the others? With Rosalie's wish...comes greater consequences to a family she never joined. Everyone is connected to one another. If you take one person and erase them, everyones lives are threatened.
waiting for posting.

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Senior Year Exchange Nightmare by Devils.Angel.89 reviews
When best friends Rosalie Hale, Alice Brandon and twins Bella and Lena Swan get picked for a years school exchange programme and meet the Cullen brothers Edward, Emmett, Jasper and Karson anything could happen- Rating changed to M forgive me please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,195 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Dusk by Devils.Angel.89 reviews
Twenty Years after BD the cullen's now live in Petersburg Alaska... who are this coven of vampire who also live here? Friend or Foe? And what will happen when the Volturi decides now is the time to attack? Will the strangers help them or go against them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
The Black Parade by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Poetry by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Poems written about when Edward left in New Moon. Bella's POV. I may possibly add more poems later on from different character's POV's.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
I Know I'll Wake Soon by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Two-shot about when Alice and Bella race to save Edward in Volterra. Bella is ordered to die, and Edward and Alice protect her, and end up dying in front of her. Will there be an afterlife after all?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Fight Like a Pirate by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Crossover Pirates of the Caribbean.Isabella Swann is the daughter of Elizabeth.Jack comes, and Elizabeth is needed for as Pirate King.What happens when he takes Bella instead?she meets a beautiful bronze-haired man of course!FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
Fernando The Alpaca by AgeAndRicchanOwnYourSouls reviews
HIATUS. "I had sexual intercourse with a wild alpaca last Tuesday…" "Oh, did you now?" Two crazy girls from Canada. A Host Club. An Alpaca who happens to be named Fernando. Could you ask for any more than this? I think not. HikaruXOC, KaoruXOC T for safe
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice by goldeneyegirl reviews
A very short poem about Alice's life, I wrote it when i was half asleep in English class, I apologize if it doesn't live up to my other poetic standards. I OWN NOTHING! PLEASE R&R :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Simple Silent Words by Patomentality reviews
Jasper and Alice relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Emmett's-Luver reviews
What do Jasper, Bella, and Emmett do when everyone else is out hunting? Emmett desperately wants to corrupt his baby sister. All vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Emmett's Home Video's! by MangoTango450 reviews
Emmett, being Emmett, decided that he was bored one evening, so he got video cameras and started filming, but nothing awesome was going on, so he took things into his own hands and started pranking people! R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Revelations For My Beloved by Infinitypoet reviews
Sequel to Secret Admirer and Admired From Afar. Bella is determined to find out Edward's secret. Will their relationship last once she finds out he's a vampire? Read and find out! Mostly Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,770 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Not Dead Yet by TheGoodGirlMasquerade reviews
You all knew it would happen at some point. SnAp and I have started to kill off Twilight characters... Just laugh with us. A twisted sense of humor and boredom result in many one-shots by MangoTango450 and SnappleApple450. Welcome to our insane asylum!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
Observations by oh HALE no reviews
Various characters let their curiosity run away with them when it comes to the Cullen's newest vegetarian, the school's most serious stoic in-pain teenager, and the moody vamp, Jasper Whitlock Hale. REQUEST A CHARACTER! READ FOR MORE INFO!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Jasper
Warning by MangoTango450 reviews
60 years after Edward Leaves Bella: Bella has an epiphany. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Oh My Leah, Gone by iamwallflowerxx reviews
Just a thing written by Seth about Leah after Sam left her. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Seth, Leah - Complete
Goodbye Midnight by oh HALE no reviews
What would've happened if Jasper got that first taste of Bella's blood at her birthday party? New Moon re-write. NOT A JASPER/BELLA ROMANCE FIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,434 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Redemption by raneonthewyndoepain reviews
What if Bella had made it out of Volterra, not alone, but with Jasper? When they return, devastated, to Forks, will either of them have the strength to admit that what they need most in the world is each other? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,452 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Music In Twilight by paige1133 reviews
Songfics, but more story than song. Focuses on one character at a time. Please R&R! Disclaimer: Niether Twilight or these songs belong to me.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Blast off by Becarefulwhatuwish4 reviews
Emmett..... a space shuttle..... fire extinguishers? T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Rematch by LadyAlera reviews
My idea of the arm wrestling re-match between Emmett and Bella that never happened in Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Games with the Cullen's by Fear-My-Glitter reviews
Never know what the Cullens are gunna play next! Includes Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, etc. Please R&R D And also, this is my 1st story so help me out a little.Set after Breaking Dawn on just a normal day. Werewolves included for a short time
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Opinions of an Empath by paige1133 reviews
A look at Emmet from Jasper's POV. It's staying a one shot for now, i might add on to it later. "he wasn’t shallow, just happy."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Who Won The War? by FirstMateBunny reviews
Emmett decides to erm... politely inform Jasper who won the war.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Don't Charge Me For The Crime by LilyAnneMarie reviews
An unsuspecting Emmett is in for the shock of his life when he gets a call from Mike Newton. Based on the Jonas Brothers' "Don't Charge Me For The Crime".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Emmett, Mike - Complete
The Death of A Friend by twilighters-anonymous reviews
He’d said when they changed her and it was time to leave Forks they would fake her death. That day has finally come. How does Mike react? A collaboration between twilighters-anonymous and I-really-do-bite. Written for the Epic T-Rated One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Faded Meteor by paige1133 reviews
Edward's POV in New Moon. What he did while he was gone and his thoughts when leaving Bella, and the Volturi. "Months ago I dedicated myself to protect her. Her life, her well being, her happiness. Who am I to stand in the way of her joy?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,686 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
IMSing Vamps by MangoTango450 reviews
The VA gang, start to IMS, and boy does it get weird! Funny enough, and everybody keeps their original personality, try reading it, I dare you!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Secret Admirer by Infinitypoet reviews
Bella hates Valentine's Day. Takes place after Tyler's van nearly crushed her. During the time in Twilght Edward is ignoring her. Will a secret admirer and a little game change her mind?B POV sequels are up Admired From Afar & Revelation for my Beloved
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Admired From Afar by Infinitypoet reviews
This story is my story Secret Admirer written from Edward's POV! The story is set during Twilight just after the accident with Tyler's van. It is AU but hopefully in character! Sequel Revelations For My Beloved is up and completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding HiJinks by Infinitypoet reviews
Have you ever wondered what Edward and Bella's wedding would have been like had Emmett officated? Well this is my take on it. I hope you enjoy. Story is from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Tree Branch Comfort by oh HALE no reviews
There is one question that's been bugging you in the Cullen scene in Twilight; What the hell were Alice and Jasper doing out on that tree limb! ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Brotherly Board Game Bonding by oh HALE no reviews
Remember Jasper and Emmett's 8-board game of chess in MIDNIGHT SUN? This is the story behind their own complicated set of rules. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The Real Cullen Bachelor Party by oh HALE no reviews
What really went down the night of the Cullen bachelor party with Emmett, Jasper, and Edward and what happens when the ladies catch wind of it? Read to find out! T for Language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Drabbles for Bella by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
I may be crazy, and I may be stupid, but I've decided to do a series of drabbles, one for each day that Edward is away from Bella in New Moon. Brace yourselves... 'T', for angst. NOW COMPLETE. FINALLY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 198 - Words: 42,554 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella - Complete
This Boy Needs A Mother by paige1133 reviews
A one shot between Edward and Esme. When Esme realizes she is like a mother to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Esme, Edward - Complete
Text Messages by R3M3MB3R reviews
This is a poem in Jacobs POV. He is expressing his feelings for Bella and talking about how he types out text messages to her but never sends them. Read summary in the poem to get the background. I ran out of room in the summary box.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
A Day with Emmett Cullen by megcullen reviews
What happens when Edward leaves Bella with Emmett! Emmett and pink hair dont go togther and what about Bella as a blond? First Fan Fic
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Why? by kaylaxmariexcullen reviews
I dedicate this poem to Jacob throughout the Novels, he loves Bella and she loves him just not in the same way. It is saddening but Edward and Bella belong together.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Only friends by Inkfire reviews
At the very end of New Moon, Bella thinks about her relationship with Jacob. Bella/Jacob, slight Bella/Edward. Changes lately, check out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
What Happens? by SkittlesForTheWorld reviews
This is what Jake wrote to Bella, after she was married... well I had to vent so I wrote this really for myself but hey! It works! *Oneshot*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Resolution by BalthierFlare reviews
Eclipse. Bella's struggle to choose between Edward and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Snuggies by EmmettsGirlfriend reviews
Ever seen those weird commercials with those blankets with sleeves? There called Snuggies lol what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to order some?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Greener on the Other Side by oh HALE no reviews
Jasper contemplates Edward's decisions, suffers through another high school field trip, and is amused by Alice's enthusiasm over flowers. Jasper's POV during the Green House scene in the Twilight Movie. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Control Your Emotions by oh HALE no reviews
Jasper's POV at Prom during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tough Love by sillybella reviews
In the first chapter of Eclipse, Charlie seems to have put more thought into parenting. How did he get to that point? Charlie’s thoughts during the Epilogue of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Thirsty by sillybella reviews
Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by sillybella reviews
How can Bella make Charlie understand why she welcomed Edward back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Edward and the Traffic Violation by Mstar the Cat Demon reviews
Edward gets caught speeding by those newfangled radar guns and loses his license! Whatever will he do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/20/2007
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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My Lost Hope reviews
Bella returns to the Cullen's house after seven months of loneliness and abandonment. She finds an address. Could this be her ticket to finding Edward or more disappointment? And if she finds him, can she forgive him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,078 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reverse the Curse reviews
Rosalie is the only one who's bitter about being a vampire. Her idea of a happy ending would be all of them six feet under in a graveyard somewhere. Her wish comes true but with Rosalie's wish...comes greater consequences to a family she never joined.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Rosalie
Empty Glass reviews
Sequel to Glass of Water Bella went to Volterra to save Edward, but Edward doesn't remember her. She loses all hope as she watches her love become a monster. Everything worth living for is gone. The power of love dies in many forms...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,701 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glass of Water reviews
In Twilight, Edward tells Bella that she will never have to make the choice of leaving. What if she did? What if the only way to save Edward from the threats she came with was to leave him? Could she do it? Would he let her go? takes place after Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,294 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Imaginary reviews
This is an ode to JasperSAYSrelax128. Remembering the greatness of this person...this writer...this friend. She's done everything for me...this is my gift to her. I hope you love it Jen. The title is by Evanescence bcuz she created a whole world for me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
I see Paris, I see France reviews
Sequel to Emmett's Mistake. Yay! Bella goes to Paris with the Cullen girls during spring break. Things will happen that will change her life forever. Friendships are tested. Love's flame bursts into a wildfire, but with who... rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,399 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
More Than My Own Life reviews
This story provides a sweet missing moment from Breaking Dawn, when Bella purchases the locket for Renesmee’s Christmas present. A sweet exchange between Bella and the shopkeeper, this story would fit nicely into the text of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
That Little Thing Called Love reviews
Edward's view on love.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
Poetry reviews
These are just a few poems I wrote about Twilight. I like to think they're good! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Mattress World reviews
A one-shot from my story I See Paris, I See France. Emmett's trip to Mattress World. Inspired by Patrick Star.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Memories reviews
Edward goes back to Chicago out of curiousity. He wants to see if he can find some old buildings he remembers. Instead he finds a person... Takes place after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
Lingerie reviews
This is a one-shot alternate scene to I See Paris, I See France. Jacob did go shopping with Rose, Alice, and Bella for lingerie. What happenswhen Edward hears his thoughts? Hysterical to the crazy ppl. Possibly stupid to the sane ones.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Spaghetti reviews
A new version of Twilight if things played a little differently. Does spaghetti start a whole new course for Bella? One slip of Bella's clumsiness and the Cullen's get involved. Find out what happens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Break Out In Song reviews
Bella wants to play a game where everybody picks songs that describes themselves or feelings. Contains funny, sad, and romantic songs for everybody. One time story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
If It Makes You Happy reviews
*20 years, after Breaking Dawn* Edward leaves Bella because he no longer loves her. What happens when she meets Mike Newton's son? Trust me this story has a happy ending! You wont be sorry! It's the story after the story! if that makes any sense!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella - Complete