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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Just another Harry Potter fan here. I've read fan fiction for a couple years and decided to try my hand at writing.

On my main story: The Potter Conspiracy begins in the summer following Goblet of Fire, and will take us through Harry's final confrontation with Voldemort and beyond. The ship is Harry/Parvati, but romance will not be the sole focus of the story. The wizarding world is headed for civil war, and Harry will have to determine whom he can truly trust. Dumbledore will be very manipulative, but not necessarily evil. There will be plenty of action in the story, and it's rated M for violence, language, and some sexual situations. Hope you enjoy.

Right now I'm predicting 36 chapters and 270k words for the finished product. Thanks to everyone who's been reading/reviewing the story.

On future stories: I've got detailed outlines for two stories that will begin immediately following The Potter Conspiracy. One will be a post-Hogwarts comedy featuring Harry and Tonks as Auror partners. The pairing will be a casual Honks, and will hopefully be a lot of fun. The other will be a somewhat dark time travel tale, details for which I don't want to reveal at this point. Keep a look out for both of them.

My fan fiction preferences: I'll read most anything except for slash, so long as it's a well-told story. I tend to like a lot of H/Hr stories, but Harry/Luna, Harry/Fleur, and Harry/Tonks are a lot of fun as well. I admit that I can't really stand Ron/Hermione, as she doesn't deserve the punishment of being yoked to that redheaded turd.

Be sure to check out the stories in my favorites and C2. There are some excellent fics there, some of which deserve more attention from reviewers. If you enjoy authors like nonjon, jbern, jeconais, and chem prof, you'll like most of what I recommend.

You can me find me hanging out on the Dark Lord Potter forums quite a bit, but be warned: the members there don't tolerate slash, stupidity, or Ginny fangirls. It also helps to have thick skin. The DLP Library has an impressive collection of recommended fan fiction, so stop by and check it out.

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Sitra Ahra by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
On the night of Halloween 1981, Harry Potter vanished for eight years, reappearing at a Muggle orphanage with no recollection of his past. The deck stacked heavily against him, Harry arrives at Hogwarts, his past the key to the present’s brewing storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 363,743 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P.
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam reviews
DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 215,400 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 6,270 - Follows: 7,118 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 4,190 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12048 - Favs: 14,379 - Follows: 13,032 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Ambient by Caliburn reviews
The British magical community is on the verge of collapse. Two factions at war for what's left of society, Hermione's fled the country, Ron's losing himself, Tonks is dying, Luna's been murdered & Harry's living alone in Gringotts. A Harry Potter Mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,842 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Ten That Were Taken by maidros78 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry Potter's first year, which was covered in The Roaring Snake'. This story will cover years 2 and 3. Follows canon outline, but not completely compliant. The accent is on developing Harry and his friends into strong team.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,788 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Harry P., Millicent B.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Mother In Law's Love by Perspicacity reviews
Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
The Skitterleap by enembee reviews
Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,554 - Follows: 6,430 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,621 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,621 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: comic smut. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,531 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,615 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,918 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Rustlings in the Dark by Neisseria reviews
Alternate fourth year: a forgotten foe plagues Hogwarts and Harry is left trying to solve the mystery as he is plunged into another adventure. Harry/Padma
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,549 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Harry P., Padma P.
The Roaring Snake by maidros78 reviews
AU to PS. Starts with Harry's visit to Diagon Alley. Follows the general outline of PS, but diverges from canon. HarryMillicent. proactive Minerva intelligent, observant and socially active Harry manipulation attempts by Dumbledore, Lucius, Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,938 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Millicent B. - Complete
Only Enemies by leave this world reviews
In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,169 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Resistance by lorien829 reviews
Voldemort has launched an all out war on the Wizarding World, and has taken the Boy Who Lived. But he has not reckoned on the resourcefulness of Hermione Granger. HHr developing in a sort of postapocalyptic environment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Key to Summer by Krahae reviews
HIATUS Not happy with it. Probably scrapping it. Move along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 148,873 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by Heather Sinclair reviews
Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Open Your Eyes: The Order of the Phoenix by mathiasgranger reviews
Sequel to Open Your Eyes: The Goblet of Fire. Harry Potter and his friend's adventures continue as Voldemort has finally returned. New enemies will make this year worse than the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 156,886 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 4,730 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by BajaB reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 768 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 216 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Not What You Expected? by Legendary Legacy reviews
You may never look at Harry/Tonks the same way again. Mockfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,090 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 352 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 497 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Brave New World by bellerophon30 reviews
A sixth and seventh year story, totally AU. Harry decides that his life expectancy will be greatly enhanced if leaves Dumbledore and Voldemort behind. Destination: The US.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 890,279 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 4,941 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bottom of the Lake by Gabilian reviews
In between the Ministry & Voldemort, Harry searches for horcruxes on the run. Scrimgeour has ideas on how to combat Voldemort, who realizes that he must guard the remaining horcruxes. Harry and Voldemort are destined to meet at the bottom of the lake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 155,556 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Serpent's Sacrifice by Gabilian reviews
The magical world unravels after sixth year. The Order of the Phoenix is an empty shell, so Harry must act independently. Voldemort's lying low, but for how long? Follow Harry as he finds and destroys the other horcruxes and deals with unwanted celebrity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 225,939 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Taking Hostages by The-Caitiff reviews
Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,609 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Open Your Eyes: The Goblet of Fire by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry Potter is tired of running blindly into life and death situations. This series is about Harry thinking before he leaps. It starts off at the summer following the events that transpired in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,306 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Within These Walls by Solstice Muse reviews
Their master has fallen and their people are in Azkaban.All the remaining Death Eaters have left is 18 hostages and one demand...but the ministry doesn't negotiate with terrorists.WARNING:GRAPHIC VIOLENCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,157 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Ron W., Lee J. - Complete
A Broken Soul by Pied Flycatcher reviews
What exactly is the nature of a soul? And when Lord Voldemort so willingly split his own soul in half, what damage did he do to himself? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
With Sword And Head Held High by Ushmushmeifa reviews
A demon, a sword, and a 500 year old grudge come back to haunt Professor McGonagall. Complete. [Highlander – Harry Potter crossover]
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,837 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,659 - Follows: 2,901 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4548 - Favs: 5,693 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Tom and Harry by old-crow reviews
HBP left us with a half played chess match. Riddle's goal is to finish off Harry. Harry needs to find the Horcruxes and train to destroy Riddle. CH 28. Surprises and chills await as the story comes to a conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 247,468 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eighth by lorien829 reviews
Begins with Harry's quest for the Horcruxes and the Last Battle with Voldemort. The first defeat of Voldemort has some unimagined and inescapable consequences that continue even after his second defeat. Trying to move from canon, but will end up HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 142,068 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,666 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Final Straw by bellerophon30 reviews
Complete. A 6th year story. Harry takes a look at his life and doesn't like what he sees, so he decides to declare his independance of Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix and fight the war on his own terms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 317,280 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 832 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of Durand by Nomad1 reviews
When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year, he finds the entire school under an ancient and deadly dangerous enchantment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,564 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Luna's Year by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends gradually discover a growing friendship with a certain
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,931 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Luna L., Harry P.
The Well of Shadows by Ruskbyte reviews
Completed Sequel to The Order of the Phoenix. Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts has begun and with it a mix of friends and enemies, old and new, an ominous prophecy, great battles, and a pair of truly crazy DADA teachers. All hell is about to break loose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 234,689 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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The Potter Conspiracy reviews
Slightly AU, post-GOF. A Harry/Parvati epic. Civil war is coming to wizarding Britain, and Harry's role will be a complicated one. Very manipulative Dumbledore, with some revisions to early canon. Harry will have a backbone in this one. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,009 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Parvati P.
Voldemort, My Pet Inferius reviews
ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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