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Joined 03-02-09, id: 1854345, Profile Updated: 06-22-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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My Unexpected Miracle Baby! reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, right? What if he not only left Bella but his unborn child in Bella’s womb? What if Victoria came to attack her and the baby and the werewolves tried to stop her but they failed. What if her last option was only to run?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella
Please help me find these stories reviews
I can never find theses stories I'm gonNA' go nuts!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete