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Joined 03-02-09, id: 1854437, Profile Updated: 07-25-12
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

(Previously OusideJokes)

OK, I love to write. Even if i don't do it nearly as often as I should.

Anyway, here's some basics.

So I'm about to start college this fall. I have a name (shocking right?). I love to read. I'm a vegetarian. Etc, etc.

My current fanfic obsession is James&Lily. I'm hoping to one day write a fic for it.

If you read my stories, I always plan on updating but it just never happens. I'm going to try and write a bunch of chapter for Unbreakable Wall soon so then I can wrap it up.

As for Traiterous Eyes...pretty permanent hiatus.

Okey Dokey that's all for now! Hope ya'll enjoy my stories. Feel free to PM me!

P.S. I know I havent updated anything in forever but hopefully updates (at least on UW) should be coming soon. Also, I know a few people have PM'd. I try to respond but some of you guys have disabled your private messaging. Just be aware of that.

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Love and the Empty Broom Closet by LuxAmbrose reviews
George is overwhelmed by quidditch, detentions and his growing business. Kate can barely juggle passing transfiguration, social calendars and writing the romance column. Falling in love, just doesn't fit on the agenda, does it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,083 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - George W., OC
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19952 - Favs: 12,648 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 8721 - Favs: 6,148 - Follows: 5,994 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Chronicles of Captain Craptastic by GhostOfBambi reviews
In this extremely AU story, set in the Muggle world, we see the Marauders as a group of crime-fighting, spotlight-hogging, fabulously-styled superheroes. No, seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You Don't Say by UndercoverFabala reviews
Lily genuinely liked James Potter. He was handsome enough to make any girl swoon, but he was also funny, clever, and secretly kind. Unfortunately, he could also be rude, thoughtless, spoiled, and cruel. Finding the balance was the tricky part. Author note: James is a jerk. Please don't be surprised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,187 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scenes from a Hogsmeade Pub by B.C Daily reviews
The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Little Bit Futile by B.C Daily reviews
James and Lily discuss Valentine's Day. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trials of Commentating by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
Lily commentates a Gryffindor/Slytherin Qudditch match, much to the fury of Professor McGonagall. - JP/LE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6748 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
A Month of Sundays by marziipan reviews
How exactly does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,345 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
1978 by K. East reviews
For a moment they only breathed, looking at each other. There was resent in his eyes and in hers. And then he said angrily, “I was in love with you and you know it.” James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/9/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sideways by Selenity15 reviews
AU. Spike’s a vampire who’ll do anything if he’s paid enough. Buffy’s a girl who needs protection. She slowly realizes he’s more than he seems, but more is going on than meets the eye, and everything changes when she’s called as the Slayer. Spuffy B/S
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 202,244 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Fair Amount of Courage by Blue Kat reviews
Sophie Fletcher is a self described coward. The Sorting Hat thinks otherwise and makes a decision that forces her to reexamine herself. With the rise of Voldemort, finding her courage becomes more difficult and that much more important to her survival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,955 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007 - OC, George W.
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,203 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Potions Missile Crisis by GhostOfBambi reviews
As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
I'm A Basket Case With A Poker Face by memrylaine reviews
A random, Faxy oneshot. pure humor-ish fluff. Max tries to cook breakfast. Obviously, it doesn't turn out like she though it would. Fax, all the way!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Max, Fang
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Boys You Grow Into, & The Boys You Grow Out Of by jellyjulie reviews
Spoilt but beautiful Lily Evans and mysterious golden boy James Potter clash instantly when they are made the new Heads of Hogwarts, but what happens when their physical relationship develops a lot faster than their friendship? LE-centric, GWTW inspired.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,400 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
White Houses by Zayz reviews
LJ Song Fic. 'And you, maybe you'll remember me, what I gave is yours to keep, in white houses.' M for mild sensuality, language, and teen drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Unhealthy Fixation With Aurors by Oynnej reviews
Lily's boss at the Daily Prophet decides she's developed an unhealthy fixation with Aurors so he sets her the task of covering Gilderoy Lockheart's book release instead. But it seems someone has taught Lily how to smell a rat anywhere she goes. LilyxJames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,828 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Platform by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot. Sad, dark blue fluff, the silkier kind. 'You must have loved her very much, not many people remember enough to wait.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Used To Be Crazy Like That by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Unbreakable Wall reviews
AllHuman. Max is once again at a new school. There she is haunted by an abusive ex, and finds her niche, but she also finds Fang. So she puts up her patented, unbreakable wall. But is it as unbreakable as she thought. FAX, of course.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,685 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009
Traitorous Eyes reviews
Sequel to Midnight Eyes. After I-tex life goes on for the Flock. It's only natural. Old foes make new enemies, a mysterious spy lingers about, and relationships evolve. Max can handle it, right? Fax. IggyxOC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009
Midnight Eyes reviews
Things change after the twins come. As Iggy finds his one and only, will the new boy bring Fang and Max closer together or push them farther apart. Part 2 summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
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