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Joined 03-02-09, id: 1854467, Profile Updated: 02-03-14
Author has written 7 stories for Beetlejuice, and Beetlejuice.

Here are some links to a kick-ass, unfortunately short-lived, fan comic someone drew of Bridezilla:

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Anybody else wants to make some art, go right ahead!


I am not good about updating. I am not good at responding in a timely fashion to PMs, reviews, or anything else for that matter. If you like my work anyway, it might comfort you to know that while it might take over a year, I do eventually reanimate and start posting again.

If you do not like unfinished works being published or ridiculous plot lines, you should avoid me like the plague.


BRIDEZILLA - Chapter 12 has been removed and the story has been marked complete. The revamped version of this story is being posted on AO3. -- 2/3/14

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,834 - Reviews: 5307 - Favs: 8,338 - Follows: 9,132 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 181,288 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Bella's Guitar by AmandaForks reviews
Nominee "BEST HUMOR" & "BEST ROMANCE" 2013 Non-Canon Awards. With tough love from Billy and better parenting by Charlie, Bella recovers from E.'s loss and falls for sweetheart Jacob. But first she gets road rash, awkward sex ed lectures, bad advice from Quil, & a crash course in violence from Leah. And she writes comically angsty songs. So flippin' funny & tenderly sweet. A novel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 217,728 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14099 - Favs: 17,526 - Follows: 15,016 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Different Messenger by SophrionaSphinx reviews
I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,482 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30521 - Favs: 16,957 - Follows: 14,694 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 4,776 - Follows: 5,032 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 5,287 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 4,841 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
The LipGloss Admission by FairDrea reviews
Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a reason for not wanting Amy to wear lip-gloss. One that has nothing to do with how slippery it looks.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8088 - Favs: 4,725 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Broken People by Tajjas reviews
The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,966 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Hachin by Eduard Kassel reviews
A dramatic turn of events in the Pass alters the course of destiny. The surviving Huns return to their homeland to fight another day, taking with them the one who stole their victory. Now Mulan faces life as a captive the Huns. AU Worldbuilding; No Lemon. Cover Art by: Racheakt
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,773 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Mulan, Shan-Yu - Complete
The Friend Zone by gckinsey reviews
Lydia doesn't know how to tell Beetlejuice she wants to be more than friends... but a little bad advice can go a long way.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
What Part of 'No' Did You Not Understand? by LibraMoon reviews
Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Price To Be Paid by Sparks reviews
"What is your price? Please, tell me. I mean it. I will give anything that is mine to give, if it will save my people." "Alright, dearie," he says softly. "My price is you."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,045 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5926 - Favs: 6,433 - Follows: 3,506 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Adventures in Rome by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Ever since the Year of Glory, strange men in robes had rubbed Buffy's nerves the wrong way.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,294 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Buffy S., Imhotep
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11224 - Favs: 7,256 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bigger Than A Breadbox by obsessionpersonified reviews
Red was the biggest thing she'd ever seen, with the biggest THING she'd ever seen. It was a monster! It was like Mount Everest, wearing Mount Fuji as a cap. Her mind stuttered to a halt. NOT EXCPECTED NOT EXPECTED!
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hellboy, Liz S.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 5,889 - Follows: 6,858 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4829 - Favs: 10,421 - Follows: 11,927 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8545 - Favs: 10,389 - Follows: 7,851 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Love is Blonde by Szabotage reviews
Love is a Bang! A renegade ninja with a penchant for art and explosions meets a headstrong kunoichi who likes flowers and bossing people around! At long last, a New Chapter! Itachi confronts Deidara and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,253 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
The Master Spy by Aurette reviews
When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
7Eleven by FaerieChild22 reviews
All-human AU. Stressed single mother Buffy Summers makes a late night run to her local 7Eleven when she crashes into a handsome man with attitude. At first affronted by her dismissal, Spike delights when he realises she had no idea who he is.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Buffy S., Spike
The Mask Within by SGCbearcub reviews
Spuffy/Post S7:BVS/S5:A She'd thought he was dead. He thought she was someone else. Wolfram and Hart thought they had the advantage. Boy...were they wrong.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,982 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Buffy S., Spike
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5927 - Favs: 9,308 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 6,029 - Follows: 6,158 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 1,832 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Olaf Through The Stargate by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
When Willow’s spell to banish Olaf the Troll misfires and sends him not to the Land of the Trolls but to the Asgard this leads, inevitably, to battle, plunder, and merry sport among the stars. How will the Goa’uld cope with the primal force that is Olaf?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Cardassian Sunrise by The Girl from Shangri-La reviews
The Enterprise encounters a strange vessel in Federation space.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 225 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Writers Block by Dystopiac reviews
Movieverse. Whilst in the afterlife waiting room, Beetlejuice attempts to write Lydia a letter, explaining how he feels about her. However, after several attempts at a romantic love letter, he decides to write something more suitable for him.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Square Peg in a Round Hole by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot by Leia1912 reviews
Sequel to "Mistletoe." So you are set up by friends to run into the man of your dreams at a Christmas party, you kiss him like nobody's business, and then you remember, oh, whoops, he just happens to be your old enemy. What's Sarah to do?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,295 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 12/31/2003
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Stupid Portal by elementalv reviews
*COMPLETE* Buffy and Spike find themselves in a 'verse not their own. Giles follows. Prophecy happens. And hey look! There's some action in this action/adventure fic!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,478 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
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Between Heaven and Hell reviews
The newly dead Maitlands don't like it when Benjamin Joos moves into their home, but the other ghostly inhabitant knows just what to do to make him leave. One bio-exorcism coming right up! Modern Movieverse Role-Reversal AU, eventual BJ/Lydia
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
Bridezilla reviews
It was time they got hitched...come hell or high Neitherworld antics! Movieverse sequel. BJ/Lydia
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Lydia D., Beetlejuice] - Complete
Three Months reviews
A tale of stalking, obsession, and why goth girls should be more careful visiting attics. Beetlejuice was still haunting the house while the Maitlands were in the Neitherworld... One-shot set in movie canon.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Living in the Land of the Dead reviews
You know the story - Lydia and Beej meet up again after she dies, etc. It's been done. But never quite like this... Watch as Beetlejuice proves all her assumptions about being dead wrong! Mo-toon verse
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
The Honeymoon From Heck reviews
Movieverse AU - A butterfly flapped its wings, the fates aligned, and they went down the wrong leg of the trousers of time: Lydia says, "I do," but what happens next?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Formal Arrangements reviews
Lydia's last high school formal doesn't go quite according to plan...nothing ever does, when the ghost with the most is invited!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Time's Corollary reviews
An older Lydia calls Beetlejuice one last time, but he's never what you expect.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete