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Joined 03-16-02, id: 185465
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, and Aladdin.
I'm a college student from Cleveland,Ohio. The
industrial chaos and diversified cultural atmosphere of the city inspire me to write. I am
a published author and am at work on my first novel. I don't write fan fiction because I believe
in the sanctity of canon. However,these stories
got into my head and would not leave until I
wrote them down. I own almost nothing herein. I also have a radio show on Cleveland State University's
radio station. "Watchman's Grind" can be heard on
Monday afternoons from 1:00-3:00 on WCSB(89.3).

Update: People have been
asking me where they can
find my other work,so here
is a brief list:

Poetry:

-Dark Muse Magazine: I sent
them at least 15 poems thinking they'd use one
or two,but they used them
all in one issue. Not sure
if there's an archive,but
go there anyway because Josh
is beyond cool.

-Alternate Realities: Published my poem "Cannibal
Muppets."

-Flesh And Blood Magazine:
My poem "Velocity" will be
in the next issue (#12)

-Lullaby Hearse: my poem
"eWRECKtion"

Coming Soon: Unspeakable
Limericks: my limerick
"There once was a surgeon
named Harry..."

Fiction:

The Wildclown Chronicle
accepted "In The Land Of
The Blind" for its More
Gore issue,which surprised
me because "Blind" isn't
that gory.

-Shadow Of The Marquis accepted "The Decomposition
Of Certain Tissues." Adults
only.

Coming in October: Boneyard
Press's SEX CRIMES paperback
anthology featuring my story
"All The Pleasures Of The Flesh." Adults only

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Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Powers by Felinity reviews
Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts is not as simple as he would have liked. Instead of just worrying about his O.W.L.s (and maybe girls) as normal teenagers do, war has begun in the magical community, and a strange, disembodied being haunts Harry's steps...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 148,432 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 6/14/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hedwig's Eggs by Huskerinexile reviews
Story takes place the summer after 5th year. Worried that his 1st true friend is dying Harry is supprised to learn that Hedwig is going to be a mommy. Rated G bc there is no way I'm getting into where baby owls come from. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Little WizardChick by Wren Truesong reviews
Hedwig thinks on how her boy has grown. Spoilers for OotP. [Final edit, 15 OCT 2k4] Don't copy to another site.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Harry P.
Addition by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Ultra short crossover ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 6/9/2003
That's Preposterous by Freelancer reviews
Rita Skeeter has learned something about Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall, and now the whole wizarding world is going to know, too!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Phoenix Blood by Skade reviews
"As soon as Albus Dumbledore did it, he regretted it..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Albus D.
A Day In The Life Of Albus Dumbledore by Tine reviews
Read the title. This is a one-shot fic. It's meant to be short, sweet and to the point. Hope you enjoy it. In memory of Richard Harris who died Friday, October 25, 2002. R.I.P.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Albus D. - Complete
Bowling Balls and Full Length Novels by Strega Brava reviews
We all know as per the chocolate frog card that Albus Dumbledore loves 10pin bowling so what if he were to organize an annual tournament for select staff? Severus is not amused. To be considered AU and OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
If you go down to the woods today... by ThePet reviews
COMPLETE Dumbledore finally loses his patience with Snape and McGonagall's constant bickering. So he sends them on a special team-building task...will the pair, with help from Harry and Draco, survive Dumbledore's test? And each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
You'll be In my Heart by NateSean reviews
Mrs. Weasley wants Harry to know she loves him like her own son, and finds a way with the help of Phil Collins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Complete
Beyond the Heart by Lyssaphra reviews
REVISED Summer after GoF is hell for Harry. As Snape comes to fetch him from there at the request of Dumbledore, he is enraged by the situation. He will not allow this anymore. Harry will NOT spend another summer there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,768 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/5/2002 - Published: 12/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Squib and The Cerberus by Ozma reviews
Filch tries to stop Mrs. Norris from discovering what lies beyond the locked door to the Forbidden Corridor. Also featuring Hagrid and Fluffy. (Takes place shortly before Harry's first year.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Argus F., Rubeus H.
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Time Spent in a Trunk by Auror5 reviews
Mad-Eye Moody shares with the reader his confinement in his own trunk. NP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2001 - Published: 9/14/2000
Of Underclothes and Magical Eyes by MiniNerva reviews
It ocurred to me today that Moody can see through clothes. Hmm, people's underwear, how fascinating . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2000
CyHard by Mark Phippen reviews
The Fourth Doctor faces a warehouse full of Cybermen with only his scarf and his wits as weapons.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2000
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The Keeper Exchange reviews
An exchange program sends Hagrid to Springfield Elementary and Groundskeeper Willy to Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 130,302 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Rubeus H., Harry P.
Untitled 1
Trelawney finds unexpected moral dilemmas while searching for Divination materials
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003
The Belated Education Of Petunia Dursley reviews
The inevitable catches up with Petunia Dursley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2003
Hoodoo reviews
This story is being reworked from the ground up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Rubeus H.
A Kiss reviews
What happens when two Dementors kiss?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Albus D., Harry P.
Goodbye,Trevor reviews
Neville's toad dies. Featuring Neville, Hermione,Hagrid and Dumbledore. It's sad. It's funny. I cried while I was writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Rubeus H., Hermione G.
Harry Potter And The Ordering Of The Pizza reviews
In the dark of night,a mysterious figure delivers a strange package to Hogwarts. Who sent for it? Why? What terrible secrets does it hold?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003
It's The Great Pumpkin,Severus Snape reviews
I know Halloween is over. Sue me. Snape spends the night in Hagrid's pumpkin patch. Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Severus S.
Night Song reviews
Aladdin and Jasmine and a night that will not end. Rated R for sexuality. Complete
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Complete
Cursed Be The Monsters reviews
A HARRY POTTER/DOCTOR WHO crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2002 - Published: 11/26/2002
Before The Feast reviews
A bit of tomfoolery; Dumbledore,Snape and STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Uh reviews
Experimental; I just wanted to see how much I could write in 10 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Harry P.
Dadaism reviews
Dumbledore,McGonagall and Snape interview potential DADA teachers. Not great,but not bad. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
The Chess Game reviews
Ron and Dumbledore attempt to play chess. In memory of Richard Harris. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Albus D., Ron W. - Complete