The Sage of Toads
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Joined 03-03-09, id: 1854667, Profile Updated: 07-23-15
Author has written 14 stories for Ranma, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Teen Titans, My Little Pony, Familiar of Zero, Gundam UC, Evangelion, Super Robot Wars, Love Hina, Harry Potter, and Hellsing.

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Reload of ARSENAL: The fanfic that began my descent into madness and paved the way for the likes of Interview and Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon is back and opening fire! I've read your reviews, regarded your complaints, and ignored the vast majority of them. But those who I listened to will not be disappointed! Next Chapter: "Contingency Scenario"

The Key to A Successful Interview Is A Good First Impression!: The Billion Yen Grand Prix continues at full swing! The Wild Horse is back on his feet, but the next struggle falls upon the Black Rose, Kodachi Kuno! Gymnasts! Superweapons! Dichotomy! Lewdness! Next Chapter: "Black"

Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon: The Sailor Senshi World Tour is On! And you can't have a world tour without painting a town or two red! The next chapter, evil is running rampant in the UAE, but luckily our favorite girls are on the case at full force, but so is Beryl. Next chapter: "Holiday 2: World War"

Mobile Suit Gundam: Gran Tomino: The craziest thing I've ever written is only going to get crazier as my medication runs out! Blue Destiny, 08th MS Team, and all manner of Mobile Suit Variations are lining up to get mocked! It's time for the White Base to kick Zeon and eat French Fries, and it's all out of salt. Next Chapter: "Cyclops Kebab, or, Ramba Ral and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"

The Merry Killers: The Molmolese Invasion is over, and new disturbing questions arise. Who was the girl Keitaro met on the roof? Why does Haruka recognize that chainsaw? Where did Keitaro get that scar? The most pertinent question though is... what is behind Kitsune's smile? Next Chapter: "FOXDIE"

Everything and Nothing: A thief has been captured, but there is something rotten in the state of Tristain. Next chapter: "Ryan Ingram Overdrive"

And then Suddenly, Ninjas!: With the Konoha Invasion Arc over and done, we enter Occupy Sunagakure and the Search for Tsunade Arc. Next Chapter: "Occupy"

COMING SOON!

MASH: HIATUS'D! It'll be back!

HI POWER: DEAD.

N Gundam: I've made enough mecha references in my other fanfics to ensure that people know that I'm a mecha fanboy. But when am I going to make a Gundam fic (that does not suck)? Your answer lies here. Welcome to UC Gundam as envisioned by a disparate group who got into this story knowing NOTHING about it.

Nerf Ball Z: A Dragon Ball Z fic that asks the important question: What if there was no power creep, no scouters, and no over 9000? This is Dragon Ball Z with a baseball bat taken to it, Interview Style.

Strawberry X Life: A sick Bleach collab with Marik Kurakashi! There's living... and then there's This Life. Live it until you die, Ichigo Kurosaki.

Lost Dogs: She thought that if she made it to the well, that if she could return to the Present, that everything would be fine. She was wrong... she was so wrong.

...And even more than that! I'm on fire at this keyboard, and as long as you all want it, I'm gonna keep writing it!

Special Thanks to all my bros in the Junk Guild, Andrew Joshua Talon, Marik Kurakashi (aka Anonguy) FourthWall, VelsperTheCat, Chris Bhepin, all my bronies, and all the guys at The Fanfiction Forum, SpaceBattles, TvTropes, and FukuFics (even if I hate the genre).

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Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,358 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Lulu's Bizarre Rebellion by Ezit Meti reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge was a boy with an ambition; To one day bring down the corrupt nation of Britannia and create a peaceful world for his sister. However, a single arrow gifted him a power that will help him reach his ambition. Stands... Ripple... A feud between two bloodlines that transcends time... And that's only the beginning of this bizarre rebellion!
Crossover - Code Geass & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 403,514 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Lelouch L.
Escape From Ranma Saotome by The Anonguy Workshop reviews
In the never-ending struggle that is the battle for Ranma Saotome's affections, the principal belligerents come to the conclusion that this is all hopeless and ridiculous. The winds of change thus begin to blow, and change was never easy.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo
First I Giveth by Marik Kurakashi reviews
Divergence RN Pairing Warning This story diverges from the main canon line after Shampoo leaves the first time. I will eventually explain everything that happens in this fic, so be patient. Chapter 21 casts necro on fic. Hurray.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 167,734 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Nabiki, Ranma
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The Key to a Successful Interview reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 316,438 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
The Merry Killers reviews
The Hinata-sou is a dangerous place to be, even if you're Keitaro Urashima. But when it's the base for Japan's greatest assassins, danger comes in more forms than accidents...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,379 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Keitaro U., Naru N., Mutsumi O., Kaolla S.
Harry Potter and the Endless Night reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,433 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Mobile Suit Gundam: Gran Tomino reviews
The Sage of Toads decided to write a UC Gundam fic. God help us all.
Gundam UC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 115,863 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Amuro R., Sayla M.
Reload of ARSENAL reviews
ARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shinji I.
Super Robot Wars: Oh Geez reviews
A playthrough of Super Robot Wars OG 2 written by a guy who hates Super Robot Wars OGs. Well, it's more that he hates the story and how it's been poorly handled, you know? Anyway, come in for the Super Robot Combat, stay for the obscenity, cruelty, hilarity, and extremely poor taste. Rated M for Sex, Violence, and Lamia Loveless. Stay Shiny!
Super Robot Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,046 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012
Everything and Nothing reviews
A story literally told a thousand times by now. Louise summons a different familiar, but the fun is guessing what the twist is!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,989 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Louise
Tendologic reviews
Third Place Winner of Week Three of TFF's Iron Fic and wildly requested to be made into a full story! Ranma's and Genma's first encounter with the Tendo Sisters comes with an unexpected and intensely awesome surprise... for Ranma at least.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
Proportionate Retribution reviews
Hailed as the worst fanfic I've ever written and winner of week two of The Fanfiction Forum's fourth Iron Fic competition. Ranma's final attempt at disarming Akane of the Battle Dougi ends in a decidedly painful way for him. Rated T for Level 3 Old-School Beatdown.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
My Average Sized Human reviews
Inspired by the Art of Megasweet and others, it's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but with a much more human element so to speak. Definitely not for kids, but definitely for the bronies.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,573 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
And then suddenly, Ninjas! reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Titans, NO! reviews
A slice of life series circling around a group of friends all living under one roof. These friends also happen to be superheros, who have adventures. Hijinks will ensue. Rated M for foul, foul language and ribaldry, and some violence. Read and reply!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/16/2011
It smelled like an Ed, at least reviews
An Ed, Edd and Eddy one-shot alternate ending of one of the most FRUSTRATING episodes of the series.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete