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Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Teen Titans, and Final Fantasy VII.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist- i don't know who wrote this but it made me crack up!

When life gives you lemons. Make orange juice and leave people wondering how you got that."

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars."

"Holy insert swear word of your choice here."-Fang

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

"Other than my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Fang

"I vill now destroy the Snickuhs bahrs!" - Gazzy

"When you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"But I'm not an orang-utan." Alex Rider

"Well la-di-da for him." Maximum Ride

"Your hair looks like a haystack, but I like it." Edward Cullen

"I'm sorry if I'm not the right kind of monster for you Bella." Jacob Black

"Show me the damn ring Edward." Bella Swan

"I don't have a mustache you idiot." Maximum Ride

"Enough with the constipation song." Nudge

"I feel like pudding." Iggy

"Nothing is impossible, even the world impossible says "I'm possible." I love this quote

joke

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

15 Things to do when you’re in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "We have a Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Go into the auto department and practise your "Madonna" look.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

IN A LIFT: Drop you pen on the floor and stare at it for a long time, trying to get someone to pick it up. When they reach down to get it for you, yell out "That's my pen!"

IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

don’t try to understand the male mind, they have a one track mind, food, violence, food, violence, food, violence, sleep over and over, I don't know who said that but lol it it made laugh like that so hard i was crying sorry guys.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

Look for the girl with the broken smile

We won’t talk about problems anymore.

FAKE A SMILE.

My skies are gray without you.

I was so stupid to think that for one second you actually cared.

Do you miss him every day.

Note to self: I miss you terribly.

Things would be so much easier if we could change the past.

& I feel so alone.

Love

I love you more than you’ll ever know.

I’d like to fall asleep to the beat of your breathing.

Everything feels so empty.

Don’t want to let go.

You don’t understand how much your words stay in my head.

I you

Love you, miss you.

I let you walk all over me.

The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I ever had.

I miss you so bad it HURTS.

‘cause someday maybe someone one will love me like I need.

I hope someone breaks your heart too.

My heart will always be with you.

F-ed up.

I-nsecure

N-eurotic

E-motional

Honestly im FINE!

I miss you.

Romeo & Juliet.

LOVE.

boy, if only you knew.

I’ll continue to love you as long as there is something to love.

I feel lonely every single day of my life but I’m ashamed to admit that to the people who love me

LOVE ME

Dear boy, I love you.

I just MISS him.

Thank you for letting me say what he never wanted to hear.

Wait for me.

I’m lost without you,

Heart Brake,

I miss the part where we were moving forward.

A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love

listens but doesn’t believe

and leaves before she is left.

No one will ever hurt me again,

My heart brakes for you.

I don’t want to forget how your voice sounds.

Im sacred that you’ll leave.

I can’t sleep because my pillow is too wet,

& she is completely T O R N apart.

To me you are perfect.

It started with a kiss and ended like this ?

I think I love you.

TEARS

Hate is easy love takes Courage.

This world will never be
What I expected
And if I don't belong
Who would have guessed it
I will not leave alone
Everything that I own
To make you feel like it's not too late
It's never too late

Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late

No one will ever see
This side reflected
And if there's something wrong
Who would have guessed it
And I have left alone
Everything that I own
To make you feel like
It's not too late
It's never too late

Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late

The world we knew
Won't come back
The time we've lost
Can't get back
The life we had
Won't bleed us again

This world will never be
What I expected
And if I don't belong

Even if I say
It'll be alright
Still I hear you say
You want to end your life
Now and again we try
To just stay alive
Maybe we'll turn it around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late
Maybe we'll turn it around
'Cause it's not too late
It's never too late (It's never too late)
It's not too late
It's never too late

I want to go back to a time where it was easy to love and not get hurt.

If only I could hear your voice again.

Inside I hope you know I’m dying with my heart beside in shattered pieces that may never be the same, and if I die right now you’ll never be the same.

Love never dies,

You broke me I hope someone brakes you.

Stand In The Rain"

She never slows down.
She doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone, feels like its all coming down
She won't turn around
The shadows are long and she fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down

CHORUS
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day, whats lost can be found
You stand in the rain

She won't make a sound
Alone in this fight with herself and the fears whispering if she stands she'll fall down
She wants to be found
The only way out is through everything she's running from wants to give up and lie down.

CHORUS
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day, whats lost can be found
You stand in the rain

So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
Stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day, whats lost can be found

CHORUS
So stand in the rain
Stand your ground
Stand up when it's all crashing down
You stand through the pain
You won't drown
And one day, whats lost can be found
You stand in the rain

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, lovelybella, bizarre111, Cullen1994, TwilightGirl100195 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a song in your head but cant remember what it was called copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile...

If you've ever fallen in love with a guy who thinks your a freak, copy and past this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have so many dreams about Maximum ride and Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Bad bugs)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burnt precooked food, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are as bad a cook as Max, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you laugh when someone says the word Fart, copy and past this in your profile

If you just laughed, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent how would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you’ve ever been yelled by your parents for reading too much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination or something to that effect, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have tried to slam a revolving door, C&P.
Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile
If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
if you are in love with a fictional character, ( cough, cough fang and Edward Cullen!) copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are like Nudge, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If Faxness and Niggyness are your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.
If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.
If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.
If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.
If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.
If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile. (if you don't get it, THEN READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more MWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers
Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Flock, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Fang. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you are rolling around laughing and looking waaaay too happy because of faxness in MR5. Crazy is when you start squeeling about how your favorite author just updated and your family looks at you wierdly If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Randome Quotes:

People Like You

Are The

Reason

People Like Me

Need

Medication

-LOL I FOUND THIS OFF SOMEONES PROFILE AND THOUGHT IT WAS HALLARIOUS!

"Love is like a bar of soap once you think you have it, it slips away" -unknown

"Me pretending to listen, That should be enough for you."- IDK

"Its not your fault, I'm just blaming you anyway."- Evil little Bunny

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

3. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

4. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

6. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

7. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

10. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

11. You were too busy to notice number five.

12. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

13. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (hasnt happened yet but i dont ever understand wat the heck the teacher is talking about lol)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile

If Faxness/Niggyness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If your sibling is ready to kill you for all the times you've quoted Maximum Ride, post this in your profile.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

PlEAse ReAD mY sTRys aNd EnJoY!!

I lov all of my reviewers soooo much and my friends who put up with my weirdness!!

thnx all of u!!

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?” ~ Anonymous

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” ~ Anonymous

"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.” ~ Anonymous

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.” ~ Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.” ~ Anonymous

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous

"Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad." ~ Anonymous

"Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." ~ Anonymous

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" ~ Anonymous

"Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together." ~ Anonymous

"I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." ~ Anonymous

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." ~ Anonymous

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous

"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." ~ Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." ~ Anonymous

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous

"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger." ~ Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." ~ Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." ~ Anonymous

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought." ~ Anonymous

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." ~ Anonymous

"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" ~ Anonymous

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"~Max

"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"~Iggy

"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us. ~Max

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked.”

'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.’We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."

Hi, you know the drill.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901- heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.

Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you are obsessed with music, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love reading, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the type pf person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11

If you love Fall Out Boy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate it when people label you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

Gone

I laugh at danger

Stare death in the eye,

Chase after adventure

I fly.

I fall.

I get up and dive.

I’m gone.

Betrayed

One day you say you are my friend.

I came the next day and you scream at me to get away.

Rushing away and fighting back tears.

I run down the streets and feel my emotions coursing through me.

I feel the anger; hate; love ;caring ;hope; and the sadness.

The biggest emotion I felt out of all of it was Betrayal

When you cried , you cried on me, you’d tell me everything and not let me say anything. You cared about yourself only and I now realize I was betrayed.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life(I want 2 be)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short


I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life(I want 2 be)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short


I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you

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Silent Birdie by YourMoosyFate reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Max's dad died and her mom, who is not Dr. M, married an abusive jerk. Max stops speaking. After two years a boy, Fang of course, comes to save Max. Can Mr. Quiet get Max to start talking again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,996 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Letters from a Blue Eyed Angel by xVine Archerex reviews
Companions of the Night fanfic. What happens when the eyes that haunted your dreams return to your life? He never truly intended to let her go, to let her live. What will Kerry do when Michel pulls her into another one of his vampire games... Rated high T
Companions of the Night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009
Love In Europe by raerobgal reviews
Justice League Unlimited-TT crossover. Superman tells the titans to go and beat some of the JLU's enemies. Rob & Rae are paired up and head off to Europe, where they slowly fall in love...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Robin, Raven
Unwound by Auto-Regen reviews
An unfortunate incident gives Cloud a second chance. Timefic, AU, M/M, M/M/M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,887 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F., Sephiroth, Reno
Scars by javoraf reviews
We always knew there was a dark side to Fang. But just how dark is it? And how deep can your scars run? FAX! Warning. Rating totally justified, don't read if you get offended easily. Language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,178 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Fang, Max
The Other Grounded Angels by the7thflockmember reviews
Max and the flock are somewhere in Hawaii. Something happens that no one expected... Max has a brother? Fang has a sister? WHAT? Rated M just in case... Fax, Eggy, Nazzy, Flake. before MAX & FANG. BREAK. READ A/N.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/5/2008
Fairness of Life by RebeccaMarie21 reviews
Maximum Ride lost Fang eight years ago in a do-or-die fight. What if a man with coal-black hair and olvie-toned skin appears in front of her car on Fang's 22 birthday? Will Max accept a second chance at love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Max, Fang
Ghosts by Viraaja reviews
During one of Cloud's yearly visits to Nibelheim he finds Sephiroth alive in the reactor. AC timeline- Set a few years after Sephiroth's defeat in the movie. May not be completely canon compliant. Yaoi. Cloud/Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,731 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Chasing Ride by RenRawrzBby reviews
Max gets captured by the school. It's been 10 years since she's seen the flock, and she's finally escaped the school. what happens when she finds the flock? will they even take her back? MAJOR FAX review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang
New Hope by Edwardfan1997 reviews
My first fic peeps! Edward is beaten up at home and at school he is beaten up.He has no reason to live. What happens when 3 new girls come into town? How does one of them change Edward's life? Full summary inside. All Human! Rated T for abuse. Plz R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,129 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
Mind Over Matter by eternalsunset7 reviews
Set in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, Fang receives the same message as seen in the beginning of the book, but what if it turns out that HE is the rotten egg of the flock? Fang x Max, some borrowed themes from other books.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Faximum Ride: accidentally in love by Julie AV reviews
post MR4 no MR5.max comes up with a way to destroy itex for good.all goes well, for a time. what will happen when something goes wrong&all lives are at stake? R&R to find out, right here.story has major FAXness.all characters in character at all times.R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,856 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Max, Fang
The Final Adventure 2: Ace in the Hole by FantasyFan5 reviews
Sequel to TFA. Itex is changing the world, and not in a good way. Wars are breaking out everywhere. Max and her flock are on bad terms, but if they can't forgive each other, they watch the world burn...Let the 'games' begin. Fax, JP owns all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,975 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Fang, Max
Help Wanted by jaxon22 reviews
Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant and distant Hollywood star Edward Cullen. Will she be able to do her job without letting feelings get in the way? A/H Lush Lemons Graphic and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 607,440 - Reviews: 12596 - Favs: 9,939 - Follows: 3,888 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before It's Too Late by bluewingedkitty reviews
What happens when you want something to happen? Do you do something? Or wait for fate to take its course? What if you HAVE to do something or risk losing everything you love? Fax, obviously. C'mon, click on it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Max, Fang
To the Max by cheerleeder reviews
I saw them laying breathless. Lifeless. Hopeless. And I could do nothing. When Max finds that what she thought is completely wrong, will all fall into place, or can things only get worse? Please Read and Review! Critisism welcome!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
A Few of My Favorite Things by SakuraGirl25 reviews
A KaZe-centric drabble collection cataloging the items and chronicling the events that spawn the moments that impact their relationship and inevitably bring them closer together. Kaname/Zero. yaoi
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,579 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Kaname, Zero
There Will Always be a You and Me by Lizzaphor reviews
Fang and Max finally discuss things that need to be discussed. They are all alone, in NYC, what will happen next? Co-written by pearberry14. The title is a quote from the fourth. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,511 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Max, Fang
A Haunted Past by CrazyLittleKookoo reviews
Max has a secret, all her life she's been running from it. Now its come back, and its not going away. She has to keep her flock safe, save the world, try to live and manage a relationship. Seecrets become unveiled, can she cope? Fax, and enemies unknown.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,053 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max - Complete
Coupledom Troubles by MaidenChina reviews
Max and Fang are finally together, life is great, global peace is achieved… YEAH RIGHT. A pubescent mutant-bird kid coupling means some interesting situations are sure to ensue. Sequel to Field Trip. FLUFF and FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Max, Fang
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Conservation at its finest by CHSMR reviews
Previously Wings of War: FAX, mysteries and maybe we will finally find out what is going on in Max's head, what is the voice up to? First chapters are rather short but then get pretty long : Reviews please! Rated T to be safe
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
You belong with me by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Songfic. You belong with me by taylor swift. I don't really listen to her that much but i think this song fit. Review and tell me if u want it longer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Max, Fang
Red heads, Guys, Fang, Drama Max's life by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Alternate universe. Kind of. No wings. No one knows each other. But lots of Fax! First story, don't murder me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Max, Fang
Truth or Dare Flock Style by doggirlem reviews
what happens when the entire flock, even Total and Ella, gather for a game of truth or dare? you'll find out. My first fanfic. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008
Dear Fnick by bluewingedkitty reviews
Dear Fnick, I know you probably hate me. In your shoes, I’d hate me too. But don’t crumple this letter up and throw it away. Not yet, anyways. I want to explain.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Max - Complete
Fractured: A Maximum Ride Parody by MillieKittan reviews
Set during MR1. Rescuing Angel went completely wrong, and the rest of the Flock are gone. With just Max and Fang left, can they still save the world? Fax. Humour/ Adventure/ Romance. Some violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,515 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: All is Lost by tiel lover reviews
Max is broken, both physically and mentally. Now, as she struggles to tame her emotions, Max wonders if her life is worth anything anymore, or is she completely lost?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009
Hate This Place by bookwurm96 reviews
Another band story! yay! Max works at a bar, and one day, she sees a familiar face singing on stage
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Max, Fang
Flipped: Maximum Ride Style by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU, no wings or School. Fang wishes Max would leave him alone, but Max can't seem to let go of her huge crush on Fang. When Max finally decided she wants to move on, Fang finally begins to realize how much he cares about her. Based on the book Flipped.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 41,942 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Midnight Eyes by GirlWithBook reviews
Things change after the twins come. As Iggy finds his one and only, will the new boy bring Fang and Max closer together or push them farther apart. Part 2 summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
To Make You Feel My Love by SweetJesus.It'sEdward reviews
Max and Fang have been together for three years, so Max wants to take their relationship to the next level. But what happens when they forget the most important thing concerning teenage sex? M for LEMONS! Mostly Fang POV. Read&Review! Loveee, Hannah.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Max, Fang
Together Again by Crews reviews
Kerry's life hasn't been the same since she had made her choice and Ethan left. Now he's back and Kerry can't help but be swept away, yet again. What will she choose?
Companions of the Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009
Tears by Chaos Ride reviews
Tears never come when you want the to, but when you want them least, they're always there' ANGST but it gets happy! faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Bulletproof your soul by bookwurm96 reviews
okay, so, basically, max gets taken back to the school. Forcibly. Then, 7 years later, she's out. And then what happens? Sorry, new to this stuff, bad summaries, etc.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: Broken Promises, Broken Hearts by tiel lover reviews
Fang was supposed to be dead last time Max saw him, but now he's come back, and Max is thrilled. But when he finds someone else to love, Max is heartbroken. Has Fang forgotten his promises?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,068 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Whatever Doesn’t Kill Me Just Makes Me by xSarahxMariexCullen reviews
PREVIOUSLY NAME BATTLE OF THE BANDS! After the Flock split up in STWAOES they didn't get back together, now they meet again. FAX! Help from the7thflockmember
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,432 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Fang, Max
The Dumbing Down of Love by WaterWings617 reviews
songfic to "the dumbing down of love" by frou frou. rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
And so the Lion left the lamb by NattiZ reviews
Edward left Bella in New moon. Slowly, she starts to bond with Jacob and even though Bella doesn't love him, she marries him and starts to heal. But what happens when Jacob starts abusing her? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
Extinction by RippedIntoPieces reviews
Sequel to Gone: An icy white pain shot through my whole body, I screamed loudly, thrashing in my restraints. Opening my eyes I let open tears fall, staring up at the metal ceiling hopelessly, finally accepting the fate I had chosen. A death sentence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Remix of Chapter 34 in TFW by TwilightGirl100195 reviews
ONESHOT “Whats the matter with you?” he asked. “Whyd you take off like that?” “Wanted some air,” I said, trying to brush past him. But he took my arms to hold me in place “Tell me what’s going on,” he began his face very close to mine. "Make me." R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Problem with my Love by Prodigy Zero reviews
Yuuki and Zero are alone in the school during the holidays when Yuuki realizes her love for Zero. How does he feel? Are they destined to be together or will something interfere? Rated M for later Chapters. READ AND REVIEW
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,813 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Yuuki, Zero - Complete
Growing Up And Away by Raven-Rach reviews
Forever? That didn’t happen, forever and togetherness didn’t last. We all started to drift away, lured by familial bliss. Then she left. The last to leave. The one we thought would always be there- the one we needed the most, biological families or not.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,835 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Dark Maid by NaboosGothGirl reviews
Raven acidently teleports herself into Gotham City and soon ends up as the Wayne's maid. Contains some language and sex. Sorry about the raring change
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,209 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Raven, Robin
Here is what by sohei-zen reviews
A oneshot of Robin finally doing something he should have done long ago...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Dominance by Legendary Kitty reviews
Max Ride Faxfic, what happens when animalistic tendencies come out, and dominance over the flock becomes an issue? Read to find out! REVISED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Max, Fang
Sweet Desire by indiana-potter reviews
so pretty much, Max walks in on Fang, well, doing something with another girl. They are in France. how will they take it? one shot. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Max, Fang
Puzzle Pieces by FacilisDescensusAverni reviews
This takes place after the fourth book. Max and the flock have a mission that will test all their bonds, especially Fang. How will they deal? Max X Fang OC X OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Max, Fang
Flashback by KrisTWIN reviews
This is a one-shot in which Max has a flashback to the beach spoilers from Angel Experiment , and Fang tries to comfort her. FAXness!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
I'll Be Here by Georginaaa reviews
I was hyperventilating, heart hammering against my ribs, feeling as though I was breathing through a straw. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Falling Tears by raven-ink reviews
AU. Raven is in highschool and is going through some down hill times. Is she by herself to cope with the cruel reality of life? Or does someone see past her rough exterior? Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with the teen titans:
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,426 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Raven, Robin
Rejected Romance by Keeva Stark reviews
The Titans are heading home back to Jump City from their trip in Tokyo, and none too soon after they find themselves knee-deep in anxiety, what with Slade still on the loose. What is he up to and how will it affect Raven? Raven's POV, RobRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,589 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Robin, Raven
Passion by SkyBlueTattoo reviews
Fang isn't feeling well so Max goes to check on him, she gets quite a bit more then she bargained for. Iggy wants to know what happened, but how far will he go to find out? FAX! Rated for major kissing and suggestive dialogue... mostly from Iggy. One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
You Can't Run Away From Everything by mirandacarolxox reviews
Max and Fang have always fought; all brothers and sisters do. Except what happens when a fight goes to an extreme?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Max, Fang
It just can't be by CrimzonMoon reviews
Somewhere inbetween romance and despair, lies Max and Fang-all because of a secret that is keeping them apart.This secret puts love through the ultimate test.But what else isn't Fang saying?Fax.Rated T for language.Set Pre-Book 4.Revamping & Revising!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,737 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Max, Fang
Nobody's Home by Wings of Water - SKYE reviews
Would you live a life of misery in exchange for one moment of happiness...? If you could fly sososo high would you let go of the fear of falling? Even if maybe, just maybe you knew it would be the first and last time. Slight AU MxF DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Fang, Max
Sleeping Beauty by phoenixflyinghigh reviews
Max has a bad dream and the only wake to wake her up is...you guessed it! Fax Fluffy oneshot unless you want more
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2008
Maximum Assassin by DantesDarkAngel reviews
the flock kicked max out while they were being controlled by itex.then max becomes someone dark and cold..she becomes itex lead assassin, itex's monster.now with the request of jeb and anne and the rest of itex,will the flock help return their leader?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Club Vampyr by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Companions of the Night: Kerry has dealt with Nelle's death, Michel's violent and occasionally passionate return, and now becoming a pawn in a madman's deadly game. Can she cope with the fact that Michel killed her best friend? KM :ch24:
Companions of the Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,831 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Happily Ever After On the Run by misto-shadow reviews
In which we have a beautiful Fax beach scene. Some fluffy stuff for the Fax lovers out there. Drabble.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
In His Arms by Vanille Romaine reviews
Angel has a nightmare, making Max even more aware of just how painful the flock's lives are. In the midst of her tears, Fang comforts her. Set before TAE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Ultimate Faxness by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
Max and Fang realize just how much they love each other. Max's brain attacks make a sudden reappearence while Itex has built a new school, have brought back some wicked strong hybrids and made a clone of someone who hates Max. LOTS OF FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
CinderMax by Ferrero reviews
This is basically Maximum Ride in the Cinderella universe. Pretty AU. Instead of the Cinderella characters, there'll be Maximum Ride characters instead! Pretty obvious, but yeah. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Max Doesn't Like Fangs Girlfriend by SlytherinGoddessRoseThorns reviews
SongFic! MaxFang Slight FangLissa Read and See I swear its hilarious! Complete! Lemon in last Chapter!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Everything You Are by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
Max listens to a song on a CD after school, feeling depressed after seeing Fang with Lisa at school. Until she finds out what everything is to someone. FAX oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
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Maximum Cinderella story reviews
Fang is the "new kid", Max is the punk girl, Fang is popular,Max isnt. How will this"cinderella" story work out...atleast a few different oc
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Max, Fang
It Hurts to Hope reviews
Max loves Fang, but she also knows that he 'could never ever like her back.' yeah right but with a mind reader anything could happen even if it takes forever ya right
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Max, Fang
Heart of a Killer reviews
Fang's past comes back to haunt him. Why did they school take Max, and what do they want from Fang and why do they want it so bad? And what is Fang keping from Iggy. FAXNESS! used to be Chaos ride's story
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Max, Fang
Broken Tears reviews
Fangs with lissa, Max is broken and she leaves to savetheworld set during schoolsoutforever
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Max, Fang
Broken Birds reviews
I didn't have to be broken, But he did it, they broke me and left me empty" " they did it to the 3 of us and we can't move on."
Crossover - Teen Titans & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Raven, Max
fang's 'little sis' reviews
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Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Fang, Max
Si Deus Me Reliquint
I will be forsaken, I can't believe these things happen, I don't care Zack I LOVE you so what if i dont make it into SOLDIER, why didn't you tell me about him Angeal? God has forsaken me, I've lost everything ASGZCx OC, Slight Au
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Angeal H., Zack F.