EmKen
 Hi i'm Emily, or EmKen, Nobody actually reads this stuff so if you are email and I will put this right!! Right then, I'm a bit mental(bit is an understatement) and my friends got me into this, uh oh, bad news for them. Oh well their fault. So i've tried writing, 2 stories ish so far(read it), and it's proobably really bad(No it is really bad). If you have any spare ideas please do PM me cause I have none right now. Which is totaly rubbish!! (NO my writing is totally rubbish) By the way, Sparky featured in later nonsense is my Unicorn and he breaths fire!! Ahhhhhhhh I love Sparky. If you read this rubbish please feel free to PM me and tell me what you think about my mad ramblings. EmKen loves you!! So we established no one reads this...but I felt like writing more! Mwhahahaha, more mad ramblings from EmKen. Love you all. If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something (cough torchwood cough doctor who cough) that now everyone (myself included) is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile. If you have a best friend that ALSO has an obsession with fanfiction and are very greatful to him/her for it, Copy and paste this onto your Profile! (That's you Fi3fi3 and Time Lady 802379 :D) If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile If you've made a friend into a Doctor Who and (now) Torchwood fan copy and paste this into your profile. If you go hyper from reading/watching/talking about Doctor Who copy and paste this onto your profile. If you turn every conversation you're in around to Doctor Who copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile. 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Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! () () () () If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. 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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Happiness is like a disease, contagious by touch...POKE! :D It's not my fault! The voices told me to do it! I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.(LOL I don't even try that quest) If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.(What about more than 1000) If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.(LOL more than once) If you think that the news is depressing, copy this into your profile. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! A recent study shows that 92 percent of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who stayed with REAL music. If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile. If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy people, copy and paste this into your profile. If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction! Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitll raed tihs. Cpoy tihs itno yuor porfile if you can raed tihs! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is like a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have a long-term sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you know you are crazy, copy this onto your profile! A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and having a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with your yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile! If you're a tomboy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! So I thought this was rather cool!! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Couldn't resist!! Randomly list 12 characters from your favourite TV show: 1 – Jack 2 – 10th Doctor 3 – Ianto 4 – Rose 5 – Martha 6 – Donna 7 – Master 8 – Sarah Jane Smith 9 – Face of Boe 10 – Daleks 11 – Luke Rattigan (can't spell) 12– Cybermen 1.Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Donna/Luke! No but it might be quite funny! you think 4 is hot? How hot? No, but a lot of guys I know do! 3.What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? A Cyberman got Sarah Jane Smith pregnant!! Oh no I hope not. Probably WW3 4.Can you recall any fics about 9? Face of Boe, well yes but I couldn't recall by name! 5.Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? 10th Doctor and Donna. Most likely not cause Donna would die first!! 6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? Martha/Face of Boe, Martha/Daleks. Hmmmmmm, first one you never know, depends if you count Jack as a young guy as Face of Boe. Second, NO! 7.What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? The Master walked in on the 10th Doctor and Daleks. He would probably join in. Interesting concept! 8.Make a summary for a 3/10 fic. Ianto/Daleks. WW3, what else can I say, if Jack found out! there such thing as 1/8 fluff? Yes Jack/Sarah Jane Smith, normally 'M' rated and include Luke Smith as well. 10.Suggest a title for a 7/12 comfort fic. Master/Cybermen ummmmmm, Love at the end of the world, someone should write that!! 11.What kind of plot would you use for 4 to deflower 1? Rose to deflower Jack, should be the other way round, but it wouldn't have to follow a plot. Jack would take care of that! 12.Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? Ianto, oh yes. any of your friends write/draw 11? Daleks, yes same person as the last question. 14.Would anyone of your friends list write 2/4/5? 10Doctor/Rose/Martha probably 15.What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? EXTERMINATE 16. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you choose? Sarah Jane Smith, something ABBAish, she seems like that kind of person. 17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? Jack/Donna/Cyberman well OC and probably 'M' 18.What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? Daleks on 10th Doctor, How about we start where we left off? 19.When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Martha, ages ago 20.What is 6’s super secret kink? Donna-no idea 21.Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? Luke/ Face of Boe No sorry 22.If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? Ianto/Master the Master but only before Jack got there and killed him 23."(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic? ."Jack and Face of Boe are in a happy relationship until Face of Boe runs off with Rose. Jack, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luke and a brief unhappy affair with Cybermen, then follows the wise advice of Martha and finds true love with Ianto. would you feel if 7/8 was canon? Master/Sarah Jane Smith don't know it would be weird LOL that was quite good! 40 Things You Don't Need To Know about me! 1. Where's #1 on your top 8? 2. What is your favorite possession? 3. Do you own a gun? 4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say? 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? 9. Can you do a push up? 10. Is your bathroom clean? 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? 12. Do you take painkillers? 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? 14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder) 15. What's your name? 16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment 17. Name the last 3 things you have bought 18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink 19. Current worry? 20. Current hate? 21. Favorite place(s) to be? 22. How did you bring in the New Year? 23. Where would you like to go? 24. Do you own slippers? 25. What shirt are you wearing? 26. Favorite color(s)? 27. Are you gay? 28. Do you sing in the shower? 29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? 30. Best bed sheets as a child? 31. Worst injury you've ever had? 32. Who is your loudest friend? 34. Does someone have a crush on you? 35. Do you wish on shooting stars? 36. What is your favorite candy? 37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding? 38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? 39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? 40. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up? Notes to self: not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. not talk to fictional characters in public. not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist". 29.People are staring at you. act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... 101.Sparky the Unicorn is real no matter what people tell you. 102. People who say Sparky isn't real must die. 103. Scrap last note 104.People who say Sparky isn't real must die a horrible painful death. Wow and most of this actually refers to what goes on in my mind. Scary! Sparky says HI!! |
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