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Joined 03-03-09, id: 1855256, Profile Updated: 07-12-10
Author has written 9 stories for Peter Pan, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Left 4 Dead, Alex Rider, and Harry Potter.

First things first: NO FLAMES ACCEPTED!

I will most gladly accept constructive critisism. If you have something bad to say, you are a waste of space and a waste of my time.

:D Thankyou

Well...here we go.

I started out as a starving writer on Quizilla, only to be frustrated by the lack of maturity. Thusly, a friend of mine showed me this site and it seems promising enough. I thought I would try something new and test it out.

What I'm looking for is basically feedback on my stories. I'm also searching for some friends, people with my kind of sense of humor. You know, people who dont stare awkwardly when I tell a joke because they think I'm being serious...those kind of people :D

Edna Baudelaire


UPDATE:

So, I have decided to rewrite my Alex Rider fic. I recently reread it, and cringed throughout. The grammar was horrible. I had absolutely no plot line. It was just horrible, in my eyes. So I'll be taking it down, and rewriting it and reposting it. Thanks to all who favorited, alerted and reviewed it. Hopefully you'll do so again, and more so. :D

And Victory! Finally got 100 reviews for "What Kind of Fairy Tale is This?" You guys rock! And as a present for you guys that have given me so much amazing feedback, I've chosen to start "A Plethura of Iggy Oneshots". The title is pretty self explanitory :D

And I just started another new Iggy fic that I think you guys will enjoy. It's got a rollercoaster of a plot and an amazing new OC named Anya. The fic is titled "Let's Make a Deal". It's full of surprises and hopefully you guys will review as much as you did for WKOFTIS!!!!!!

You guys rock and have given me so much support. My writing is for you.

Thanks for all the support :D

Edna B.

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Finding New Family by Aldela Krahn reviews
Four years ago I was rejected, tossed aside. Four years ago I ran from the only family I'd ever known. But four years ago, I found my purpose. The reason I exist. I found what I live for and I will protect it at all costs. So when my old family steps into play, my only instinct is to protect what I have. That's not easy when my girlfriend's best friend is falling for one of them.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,532 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Iggy, OC
Family by BiteMeBro522 reviews
I have been created for a reason. And that reason is... to kill The Flock. But what will happen when I develop feelings for one of my targets? What will happen to my little brother if I fail? What am I willing to do to save my family? Rated T for language and violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Iggy, OC] [Max, Fang]
Being Set Free by AinsleyWright reviews
This is the sequal to Being Free. "Dylan!" I screamed. I was alone all alone. I never wanted to feel this way again. It was a horrible feeling. I was all alone. I soon heard a sinister laugh. It was pure evil. "You wont ever escape." It repeated over and over. I cried, I finally had a family and it was ripped away from me. I was alone and would be for the rest of life. Alone!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Iggy, Dylan, OC
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Double Take by MT Pocketts reviews
Just your basic love story for the twins, Fred and George. Love interests are both OCs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 6/3/2009 - George W., Fred W.
What Kind of Fairy Tale is This? by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Normal fairy tales don't have blind mutant bird kids...until now. IggyxOC. What happens when Iggy gets separated from the flock and meets a new "friend"? Humorous Romance fic. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,134 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Iggy
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
What Iggy Hears by InkDrinker reviews
The first book from Iggy's perspective.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 39,996 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Iggy
Of Brooms and Closets by LxIsxJustice reviews
"I guess there's something to be said for broom closets after all!" George finds himself in the oddest of places, with the oddest of girls, with the oddest feelings in his chest. George/OC oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2011 - George W., OC - Complete
Muddled Tears by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
Diff Version of EC/Post-Crocodile Tears. Alex finds himself sunk in a poison that reverts him physically to the age of 5. With Ben Daniels as his guardian, Alex is about to learn what it's like to be a utterly helpless and a child. Features K-Unit too.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,668 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Picking up the Pieces by Edna Baudelaire reviews
DH from George's POV and OC. Follows the DH story line, but Georgie style. Finally, a love interest for George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - George W., OC
The Pack by skamusic4 reviews
After Fang leaves, the Flock needs something new. The solution? Their wolf-human alter-egos, the Pack. There's more to it than any of them know, though. Sometimes, it takes a leap of faith to get where you need to be. IggyxOC,some Max/Fang action.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 69,130 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Alex Rider: Contamination by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Rewrite of my old story. New and improved! Alex/OC. Alex and Annabelle must partner up to stop TwistMist Co. before they contaminate the world, with some humour and romance thrown in :D And a lot of adventure!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Toucha by PaulrissaRahany reviews
Spoilers for 2x05. Toucha Toucha Touch Me...is all I have to say.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
Let's Make a Deal by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Post Fang-Dr. God kidnaps Fang and attempts to make a deal with the flock: Fang for their cooperation. The remaining members of the flock kidnap Dr. God's daughter and offer a new trade: her for Fang. But what happens when Iggy refuses to let her go?Ig/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Iggy
to break a good man by Ayla Pascal reviews
Bellatrix takes Neville as her prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Neville L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
An Eggy Story by InkDrinker reviews
Iggy and Ella watch the sunset together. Well... you know what I mean. Pure Eggy fluff!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Ella, Iggy
Hurt by Atrophyy reviews
George Weasley comforts a friend in her time of need.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2010 - George W., OC - Complete
Dark Blue by Madeline Cullen reviews
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? With blind eyes that see all, and a useless voice box. She never knew anything outside the Facility, so when she makes a messy escape and meets the Flock, what happens? Why does she look so much like Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 120,392 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Eight Little Things by Dance in the Moonlight reviews
Eight small facts you probably didn't know about Louis. Oneshot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Louis - Complete
Iggy's Pain by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max and Fang go out on a date. Who better to watch their daughters than everyone's favorite blind boy? One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Iggy - Complete
If Not Always by phollie reviews
Sometimes, Matt sleeps. But sometimes, he doesn't. T. Matt/Mello. Inspired by Bialy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Zombie Bolwin' by Edna Baudelaire reviews
One shot. Might later become an actual full-length fic. What happens when the survivors happen upon Anne, a lonely survivor weeping in an abandoned library? Ellis always manages to lighten the mood and make us smile...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ellis - Complete
Compensating by Bookaholic711 reviews
Iggy let's go of some of the rage inside and reflects on how being blind has changed everything. T for some heavy themes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Iggy - Complete
I Don't Believe in Fairies by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Peter/OC. The clock has started ticking again and Peter Pan is no longer a child. He returns to earth, in a desperate attempt to right this wrong. Along the way, he stumbles upon Ivy, a dreamer who shares the same way of thinking.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Peter Pan
One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer by Liam2 reviews
My Who Are You Fic Challenge entry. Bigger, longer, uncut. When Sarah gets smashed, Casey must babysit the depressed agent and keep her out of mischief. As it is with Sarah Walker, that's easier said than done.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Sarah W., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
The Fireworks King by Glorioski reviews
George always knew there was one person that would stand with him in the sunrise. STORY COMPLETE. George/OC, rated M for sex and language. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,583 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - George W. - Complete
Elevator Escapade by alexa35 reviews
Sometimes, being stuck in the elevator with a strange man isn't that bad. "MAAAAAAX! Help! I'm trapped in the lift with this really cute guy!"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
The NotSoBig Bad Wolf by Edna Baudelaire reviews
What would have happened if Jacob never imprinted on Reneesme, but rather on Lyla, a new student who can never stop confusing and amazing him? Jacob/OC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Jacob
Tag, I'm It by Edna Baudelaire reviews
One Shot. In my Creative Writing class, we were told to write an alternate ending for a story. Naturally, I chose Peter Pan. Enjoy :D
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Innocence by Ren Black reviews
Drabbles consisting of our favorite blind avian bird boy Iggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Iggy
Irascible by xWhitlock reviews
Jasper Hale's emotions have been getting out of hand & the entire family is feeling the brunt of it. Story starts with Jasper finally snapping.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Jasper
Lady Luck by Amika-Kyou reviews
It is payback time. Scorpia finally achieved their goal to capture one Alex Rider. While in captivity, the teenage spy has to bear torture beyond human endurance. How will he cope with the pain? Is his luck gone? Or will he be saved on time?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Golden Hearts by Sexy Bookworm reviews
While on a mission in America, Alex encounters two young bounty hunters, who have no idea what they are doing. Really, who uses hairspray as a weapon? Alex/OC
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009
Downhill from There by Sarruby reviews
Alex is training with MI6 when a disaster occurs. One-shot that's unrelated to the Alex Rider series plot. After Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
One Shot by Midnight-Shadow18450 reviews
Pain. That’s all I feel. Burning, inescapable. Morning, noon and night pain is all I feel. I stare ahead, not seeing anything except lost hope. Hope had left me long ago. Oneshot
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Tracing Lines by deadlybeautiful reviews
This is how Iggy sees.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Iggy's Ride by RangerKimmy reviews
So we all see the awkward relationship between Maximum and Fang. But when, amidst a midair battle, Iggy gets shot in the shoulder and plummets to Earth, he lands in the backyard of young Cammy Gnorts. Iggy gets his own small tale--Iggy's Ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Iggy
Lemon Wedge by The Little Author that Could reviews
Her relationship with Mouth is like a lemon wedge. Rated only for some swear words, otherwise nothing exciting. A drabble-ish, kinda weird Stef/Mouth oneshot.
Goonies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Stef, Mouth - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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What Kind of Fairy Tale is This? reviews
Normal fairy tales don't have blind mutant bird kids...until now. IggyxOC. What happens when Iggy gets separated from the flock and meets a new "friend"? Humorous Romance fic. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,134 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Iggy
Picking up the Pieces reviews
DH from George's POV and OC. Follows the DH story line, but Georgie style. Finally, a love interest for George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - George W., OC
Alex Rider: Contamination reviews
Rewrite of my old story. New and improved! Alex/OC. Alex and Annabelle must partner up to stop TwistMist Co. before they contaminate the world, with some humour and romance thrown in :D And a lot of adventure!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Let's Make a Deal reviews
Post Fang-Dr. God kidnaps Fang and attempts to make a deal with the flock: Fang for their cooperation. The remaining members of the flock kidnap Dr. God's daughter and offer a new trade: her for Fang. But what happens when Iggy refuses to let her go?Ig/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Iggy
A Plethora of Iggy Oneshots reviews
Doesn't the title explain it all? My goal is to reach 100.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Iggy
Zombie Bolwin' reviews
One shot. Might later become an actual full-length fic. What happens when the survivors happen upon Anne, a lonely survivor weeping in an abandoned library? Ellis always manages to lighten the mood and make us smile...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ellis - Complete
I Don't Believe in Fairies reviews
Peter/OC. The clock has started ticking again and Peter Pan is no longer a child. He returns to earth, in a desperate attempt to right this wrong. Along the way, he stumbles upon Ivy, a dreamer who shares the same way of thinking.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Peter Pan
The NotSoBig Bad Wolf reviews
What would have happened if Jacob never imprinted on Reneesme, but rather on Lyla, a new student who can never stop confusing and amazing him? Jacob/OC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Jacob
Tag, I'm It reviews
One Shot. In my Creative Writing class, we were told to write an alternate ending for a story. Naturally, I chose Peter Pan. Enjoy :D
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete