Chamberpot
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Joined 03-03-09, id: 1855629, Profile Updated: 08-24-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

My name is Chamberpot.

My stories are something you'd find in a chamberpot. Discarded and forgotten.

But I believe them to be works of art.

I write these stories because nobody else will write them. Think of them as the 'toys' from the Island of Misfit Toys.

They just want a home. Give them a home in your hearts!

Here are some things commonly asked (courtesy of you readers!):

Add more chapters please?: No.

Can I continue your story?: No.

Are you sick?: I haven't contracted H1N1 yet, so no... I don't believe I am. Thanks for asking! No.

Are you serious: I think I was serious when I created the name Chamberpot...

I do, however, welcome:

Fan Art & Reviews!

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Herbs and Old Spice reviews
One has the scent of herbs, the other Old Spice. Combined, can a Fishing Trip be even more glorious?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Charlie S., Billy - Complete
Bella and the Beast reviews
Jacob shows Bella the animal within him that she supposed to fear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
An Unexpected Surprise reviews
Hagrid, the groundskeeper of Hogwarts finds something ... odd ... going on in the Forbidden Forest. What will he do? ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Kingsley S., Colin C. - Complete
A Healthy Diet of Sex reviews
Edward decides to give Bella a very healthy diet of sex. One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete