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NEW ADDICTION: COMMUNITY (JEFF AND BRITTA OKAY)...

17.

WOW I HAVE BEEN OUT OF IT FOR A LONGGGG TIME.

I love Friends, Bones, Modern Family, The Big Bang Theory, Community, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, The Vampire Diaries, Chuck and Castle.

iSHIP: Damon/Elena, Castle/Beckett, Chuck/Sarah...but somehow I'm only reading Castle/Beckett.


.KWOTE.KWOTE.KWOTE.KWOTE.

Meredith Grey: I can't think of a single reason why I should be a surgeon, but I can think of a thousand reasons why I should quit. They make it hard on purpose... there are lives in our hands. There comes a moment when it's more than just a game, and you either take that step forward or turn around and walk away. I could quit but here's the thing, I love the playing field. - Grey's Anatomy

Meredith Grey: You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be. White dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true. - Grey's Anatomy

Meredith Grey: A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. Never leave that till tomorrow, he said, which you can do today. This is the man who discovered electricity. You think more people would listen to what he had to say. - Grey's Anatomy

Alex Karev: For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything. - Grey's Anatomy

Alex: Morning, Dr. Model.
Izzie: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex: (he sees a tattoo on her lower stomach
) Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Izzie: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull? - Grey's Anatomy

Noah: Well that's what we do, we fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch, and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99 percent of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate and then you're back doing the next pain in the ass thing. So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever. - The Notebook (Movie)

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying,
Lady make a note of this -
One of you is lying. - Dorothy Parker (from The It Girl)

"Chuck...you're a gift. You're a gift I never dreamed I could want or need and everyday I will show you that you're a gift that I deserve. You make me the best person I could ever hope to be, and I want to spend, and learn, and love the rest of my life with you." - Sarah Walker (Chuck)


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste it into your profile.

I just found this so SWEET! :D


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Suit Yourself by easiertolie reviews
Kate keeps pushing him toward other women. FIrst Serena Kaye and now the new prosecutor and he's tired of it.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Apples and Cherries by daphnebeauty reviews
Something happens to completely upturn the lives of Castle and Beckett, throwing them into an adventure that tests and pushes them to their extremes. Mystery, action, and love ensue.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,079 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
A Death in the Family by Sandiane Carter reviews
Kate Beckett doesn't do family gatherings. Then again, her aunt Lily's never died before.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,251 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
3x00 Summer Heat by jane0904 reviews
After the Season 2 finale, here is my take on the first episode of Season 3. AU for now and written for the DFT crowd. Rick is in the Hamptons, there's murder, and he needs help. NOW COMPLETE with a name addition and author's notes.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,851 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Stuck by Nikki Exley reviews
Damon and Elena are trapped in an elevator together. A game of Truth or Dare to pass the time leads to some interesting revelations. Will end up strong T or light M. Just a two-shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
California Dreaming by Kavi Leighanna reviews
Castle manages to convince Beckett to come to California with him. Beckett expects a relaxing week, but Castle has other ideas. Caskett. Around the World Series - Part I
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,657 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by Michaelover101 reviews
High school is a thing of the past for Blair Waldorf. She is now one of the most respected interior designers in New York, but when her past comes calling, will she be able to ignore it or will feelings she thought she’d pushed down resurface? C/B AU
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,345 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008
Hidden Moments by QueVeeBee reviews
Hidden moments, deleted scenes, never before seen snippets of Chuck and Blair from every episode from Season 1-Present. R&R. xoxo
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,150 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Blair, Chuck
First Time by QueenBee7 reviews
Sexual exploration with Chuck and Blair... Chuck obviously knows what he's doing, and of course we know what happens to Blair's virginity, but what if her first time with everything beyond kissing was with him too? Set some time in Season 1, pre limo sex.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Battle of the Books by decemberellia reviews
Chuck and Blair head to England for a summer vacation. On the plane, Blair is annoyed by Chuck's choice of "reading material" and decides to declare a literary war. Some innuendo. Fluffy! C/B
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Shower Serenade by BookCaseGirl reviews
C/B Fluffy ONESHOT. Blair walks in on Chuck in the shower, which isn't an unusual occurence, but what she finds sure is. Slight sexual references and content...
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Waldorf Soiree by Sky Samuelle reviews
In early season 2, with Lord Marcus no longer standing between them, the sexual tension between Chuck and Blair explodes during one infamous Waldorf Soiree.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Bringing Up Baby by Isabelle reviews
COMPLETE. Post 2.16. C&B arrive at the Van der Bass home to find a small child left for the Bass family. This follows the first 48 hrs adjusting to having a small child to care for, with C & B realizing they’re anything but over one another.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,222 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
When Walls Come Crashing Down by uncorazonquebrado reviews
Originally based on spoilers for 2.13 Focused on Chuck/Blair. Chuck has been missing since the funeral; Blair is determined to find him, and fix him. What will happen between the two of them when their protective walls come down and all games are off?
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,062 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Rules of Engagement by Isabelle reviews
Summary: How Chuck & Blair keep their relationship interesting affects everyone around them. No real spoilers, just general season 2.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Papa Bear by NanaMun reviews
Edward knows Emmett's little secret. Can he confront him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Lock & Key by QueVeeBee reviews
Blair turned around slowly. She could envision the scene from some cheesy romance movie unraveling before her. Girl shocked and speechless. Slow motion hesitant turn to face the unwelcome presence. Noticing the man she use to love standing a few feet away
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,259 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
As You Like It by QueVeeBee reviews
But he wanted her, and if their was one thing about Charles Bartholomew Bass, it was that he always got what he wanted. Always. C/B of course. R&R. xoxo
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,561 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
In Love & War by Isabelle reviews
COMPLETE. Chuck left the UES after 1.13. Yrs later, economic crisis leaves the world broke & only Chuck has any money left. Eleanor convinces Blair to marry Chuck for his money, but the feelings Blair has buried long time ago start to surface once married
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 117,337 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
My Bear by Blood Red Kiss of Death reviews
Chuck and his baby sister fight over Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Chemical Reactions and Attractions by superdupersk8r61 reviews
Blair and Chuck are stuck at school on a Saturday working on a chemisty project. Looks like there's going to be some heated reactions between more than just the chemicals. Chuck/Blair, of course. OneShot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
The Storm by QueVeeBee reviews
Worst snow storm to hit the Northeast in years. “Bloody perfect. A road trip with Nate the Great, Humphrey Dumpty, Chuck Basstard and Serena,” Blair murmured as she joined the others in collecting her things... Love, lust, friendships. C/B, D/S & N. R&R.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,373 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Flirting With Danger by MIDNIGHT.ESCAPADES reviews
After GG blogs about Blair's sex life - ep.13 - she leaves for France and becomes a ruthless secret agent. But when she returns to the city for her new assignment, she realises her job is going to be much more challenging than she anticipated. COMPLETE!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Castaways by Isabelle reviews
COMPLETE. Before they kissed, before the night at Victrola, they were going to meet Nate at St. Croix. That is, before their plane crashed, and they were left the only two survivors on an island with no other inhabitants. Chuck/Blair, of course.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,243 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Dear Life, I Hate Chuck Bass by Isabelle reviews
COMPLETE. Post 2.05. When Blair wakes, the last thing she can remember is falling asleep the night Serena came back to New York. But apparently it’s 18 months later. She’s no longer Nate’s girlfriend, Serena is remorseful, & Chuck Bass… is in love with he
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,560 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Isabelle reviews
COMPLETE. AU. At age 36, Chuck Bass dies. His daughter hires a mad scientist to send her back in time to prevent her father’s death. She arrives present day, Chuck/Blair’s senior year, & attempts to get her parents back together. C/B.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,806 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Carnival of Fools by Isabelle reviews
Now that Chuck/Blair are a couple what type of typical daily activities do they engage in and how do the rest fare during their relationship? One-shot, slightly fluff.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Boys Don't Lie by Isabelle reviews
After some conversations with Nate, Chuck attempts to get Blair back. Chuck/Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
The Hamptons by tessaless reviews
A series of drabbles, ranging in rating and pairing, about our favorite fabulous four as they sun themselves on the beach over the whole scandalous summer.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Thrice Divorced, Once In Love by Isabelle reviews
Chuck/Blair The last time she kissed his lips she was eighteen. It was the Summer of 2009 and she thought they would last forever. But then again she always thought everything would last forever. Future fic, a bit angsty. Mature.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Time for Drabbles by Isabelle reviews
Specks in time of Blair/Chuck living in domestic simplicity. Set of 24 drabbles of Blair/Chuck and their kids, meant as sweet fluff while attemping to keep the characters's integrity. 24 drabbles for 24 hours in the day.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,065 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Forsaken by gleechild reviews
Everyone wants a piece of a Bass, and C is being hit from all sides. Will he get his chance to try to fix things with B before its too late? And if so, how do you tell the woman you love why you abandoned her? Post 1x18.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,114 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Detention by Blood Red Kiss of Death reviews
On the most romantic day of the year, she ends up in the most unromantic situation.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
FUBAR by gleechild reviews
A scandal is about to drop and the Upper East Side will never be the same. You know you love me, XOXO Gossip Girl. Post 1x11.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,293 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete