Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
Some of you my be wondering what happened to Angel from Heaven. The story has been taken down. I don't think I'll re-do it.
Alright! My other story, Past Discoveries, is up! I ask that my mature readers take a look at it. It is quite harsh in some parts so, please, if you are younger, do not read it.
A little about me:
My favorite books are;
Stravaganza sequence, The Mortal Instruments series, Hush, Hush,
My Favorite bands/singers
My Chemical Romance, Hedley, Evanescence, Marianas trench, Michael Bluble, Maroon 5, Eminem
My Favorite TV Shows
The Vampire Diaries, So you think you can dance (both), Dollhouse, Chuck, White Collar, How I met your mother, Sherlock, True Blood, Legend of the Seeker, The Playboy club, Pretty little liars, Firefly, The Big Bang Theory, 2 broke girls
So this is just some stuff I found on other peoples profiles an loved! So don't get mad if I borrowed it off of yours.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
He who laughs last didn't get it
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow."
"Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
You know your living in the 21st century when...
You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
The reason that you don't stay in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screenname or facebook.
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the television.
As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
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