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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Sonny with a Chance.

I AM UPDATING MY PROFILE BECAUSE IT WAS IN NEED. HERE GOES. MY NAME IS KRYSTIN STEVENS. IT IS PRONOUNCED KRISTEN. I LIKE MY NAME BECAUSE IT IS SPECIAL BUT EVERYONE MISPRONOUNCES IT. I JUST STARTED WRITING FOR FAN FICTION THIS TEAR I HAVE WRITTEN 4 STORIES. I WANTED TO KNOW IF I REALLY WAS AN OKAY WRITER OR I JUST HAD AWESOME FRIENDS. I AM SUPER RANDOM. I LOVE GETTING PRIVATE MESSAGES. EVEN IF IT IS SOMEONE SAYING HI. SO SEND ME SOME AND ILL WRITE BACK. ALWAYS. PROMISE. I LOVE GETTING REVIEW TOO. SO TO ALL MY REVIEWERS. THANKS. I READ LIKE TWENTY DIFFRENT STORIES AT A TIME. I LOVE TWILIGHT, AND SONNY WITH A CHANCE. I LOVE REVIEWING. SO IF YOU HAVE A STORY THAT IS IN NEED OF REVIEWS SEND ME A MESSAGE AND ILL READ IT AND REVIEW. OH I BETA FOR THE AWESOMEST PERSON. CHOCOLATE IS YUMMY. I LOVE CANDY. I WOULD RIGHT THAT IN CAPS LOCKS TO MAKE IT STICK OUT MORE BUT I AM ALREADY RIGHTING IN CAPS LOCK.HMMM TAP CHIN OH LIGHTBULB

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OH MY MYSPACE IS KSTEVENS130@YAHOO.COM.

I READ MY MESSAGES THERE MOST OFTEN.

WELL GOODBYE. FOR NOW...

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WAIT I FORGOT SOMETHING.

THATS IT.

WAIT.

ROAR!!

I THINKS THAT IS IT.

OH MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 8.

HEHEHEHE.

Questionnaire: If you want to, copy and paste to your profile with your own answers!

1) Name?
BOBBY JOE

2) Squirrel or Chipmunk?
SQUIRREL

3)Twilight or Vampire Kisses?
TWILIGHT!!

4) Have you read "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04?
YUP. LOVED IT.

5) What is the square root of pi times the volume of Jupiter?
ROAR!!

6) What starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'?
FIRETRUCK!!

7) Spell your name backwards.
NITSYRK

8) Green and Leafy goes to Brown and Crispy as to Alice and Jasper goes to ...?
MIKE AND JESSICA

9) Have you reviewed "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04? I THINK SO…….

10) Do you have siblings?
TOO MANY!!

11) Favorite subject in school?
LUNCH

12) Guyfriend? Galfriend? GUYFRIEND

13) My friends call my crush an EW. Do you have an EW?
NAH AN AHHH

14) Is your room clean?
I THINK SO

15)QUICK!! 3 nouns!
DINO, CHEESE, WATER

16) Favorite breakfast food?
Hash browns

17) Favorite piece of Jewelry?
SILVER WOLF NECKALACE

18) Lunch or Breakfast?
LUNCH

19) Edward Cullen? Jasper Hale? Emmett Cullen?
UM JACOB BLACK??

20) Reading a book or writing a book?
IDK!! I like them both!!

21) Pigtails or Braids?
BRAIDS!!

22) Short hair or long hair? (on guys and girls) UM IDK

23) Pen or pencil?
Pencil

24) Polka dots or stripes?
POLKA DOTS!!

25) What is your favorite kind of music?
POP ROCK

26) Who is your favorite singer?
PARAMORE’S HALEY

27) What is your favorite song?
EMERGANCY PARAMORE

28) Did you like this questionnaire?
um... is that a trick question?

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25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me:HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN:

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

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16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in IF they'll bring Pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

Great Comebacks!

M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.

M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.

M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.

M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.

M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night

BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life

BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war? Easy. Unfortionatly Very easy.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR.

DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

You can only go as far as you push.

ACTIONS speak louder than words.

The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.

LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.

A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.

Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it.

BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.

When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS.

Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS. You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE.

DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what is the opposite of 'progress'?

Be crazy, be stupid, be wild, be silly. Because life's way too short to worry about being cool.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up.

If you try and don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Normality will be restored as soon as remember what it is.

Fear nothing. Risk everything.

No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

The best things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who never will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

\One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Being mature is overrated

Silence is so freaking loud

You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button then you'll get disconnected.

I follow my own footsteps.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile.

im bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-)

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends act like idiots and you keep relatively sane copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

If you weren't disappointd with the twilight movie, copy and paste this on your profile

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly belive Edward exists. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're the type of person who wouldn't mind having a best friend that would employ actions listed below copy this into you profile:

1. Take your umbrella in the rain and say "Run B!tch Run!"

2. Be sitting in the cell next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

3. Go up to your crush and tell him that he's taking you to the movies and if he doesn't want to they make it obvious they're open to violence.

4. And last but not least, if you're the type of person that wouldn't mind having a best friend that would do all the things above and more but only because they know that you would do the same to them in a heart beat, copy this into your profile.

Some Random Wisdom about Friendship

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walk out.

A best friend shares the good times and help you out by listening during the bad times.

One’s best friend is oneself.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Best friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway.

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them; I’d be at the bottom to catch them.

There is nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.

One who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

A friend is a gift one gives oneself.

My best friend is the someone who brings out the best of me.

The medicine of life is to have true faithful friends.

A best friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.

Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

The best mirror in the world is an old friend.

A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends.If not, they weren’t true friends in the first place.

A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.

True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.

A friend could tell people your favorite color and your birthday; a best friend could write an embarrassingly detailed biography of your life.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading the Twilight series (or didn't sleep at all!), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you choked, hyperventilated, had your sides’ cramp or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading the Twilight series (or didn't sleep at all!), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you choked, hyperventilated, had your sides’ cramp or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading the Twilight series (or didn't sleep at all!), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you choked, hyperventilated, had your sides’ cramp or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word.

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war? Easy. Unfortionatly Very easy.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is to big)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Your choice

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Life is empty and so is the fridge

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is Human's way of saying "You can't fire me- I quit!"

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Tell the truth and run.

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun..!

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap.

Friend's will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

"If you know me, chances are you hate me."

"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about."

Funny how just when you think life cant possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!--George W. Bush (lmao)

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

The soptaneous rally will began at 1:45

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The road to success is always under construction.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

Friends are the Bacon Bits in the salad bowl of life

I want to live forever, so far so good.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

"REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, Jasper1006, Shy Saya

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If your teachers say you're too smart for your own good, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-toaster-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile.

FAVORITE QOUTES

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...

those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Love your enemys! It really pissess them off!

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

The voices in my head don't like you

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

If you were me... I'd be ugly!

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over sixty times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

I’ve developed a weird habit of biting people.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but Alice is always at his window with a bat. How does she kn…ohhh, right!

All I want is a gorgeous, immortal, cold, silver Volvo owner that sparkles in the sunlight and bites me…is that too much to ask for?

Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes! Yay, I'm a brunette!!

I have been diagnosed with OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

Before Bella Swan moved here, we all thought he was gay.

You haven’t read Twilight? Go shoot yourself in the foot!

Like you don’t gasp every time you see a silver Volvo.

Screw being a princess, I want to be a vampire!

Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a vampire in love with me, and he is too polite to drink my blood.

Ya, cause I'm just cool like that.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I KNOW LOTS!!)

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

psate it in yuor pofrile

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Do you like cheese?)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?," copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER (or sister) AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you think the kids should just give the Rabbit the freak'in Tricks, copy and paste this on your profile. (Those kids need to learn how to share!)

If you are a Californian, and you get REALLY excited over a little rain, copy and paste this on your profile. MIDWEST PEOPLE WOULD SAY YOU GUYS ARE FRICKING IDIOTS RAIN SUCKS!! I am with the Californians on this I LOVE the rain!

If you have ever misspelled or forgot how to spell a word under 4 letters, copy and paste this on your profile.(WHo hasnt?)

If you have ever been talking about something, then blurt out something totally unrelated, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever ducked under something thats about 2 feet above your head, copy and paste this on your profile. (I don't know what's wrong with me.)(There was that one time.. oh and that other time..and that time i did it alot...)

If you want to kill whoever came up with grammar and spelling, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have anger issues, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally cussed out right in front of your parents, copy and paste this on your profile.

If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride its not even FUNNY anymore, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever called one of your friends Mom on accident, copy and paste this on your profile. (and teachers and my dad and guy friends and my brother and...so on)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fed yourself food, and missed your mouth, (not counting if you are like 3 or something!) copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is to big)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your prof

f you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awful est thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will pick you up when your fall

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE HONSTLY READ KSTEVENS WHOLE PROFILE COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

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Do they, Sonny? Do they really? by signed anonymous reviews
Sonny and Chad are known for their love/hate relationship even though both sides will claim there's only hate. However, what happens when that relationship is noticed and becomes the reason why Sonny might be Chad's new co-star?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,101 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Thread by ThePrincessTigerLily reviews
Gabriel always figured love was pretty inexplicable... a post-Bloor's AU: multiple pairings...Chapter 13- in which many things are mostly cleared up
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,515 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Leaving Behind Footsteps by xlilyunyun reviews
Bella, Jake, and Edward used to live in an orphanage together and got adopted. What happens between them when they become teens? A hint or romance, a touch of adventure, a load of laughs, and a whole lot of drama. ALL HUMAN J&B - E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,785 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything Could Happen by MrsAimeePattinson reviews
When Edward moves to Forks and falls for Bella, everything's like a typical twilight story until...“We’re moving away,” Join Bella and Edward and the rest of the gang in Anything Could Happen, a fanfic with more twists and turns than a rollercoster. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,053 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memory Lane is Lost and Found by orangekitty160 reviews
Every person in the town 'Memories' is seemingly separated into different groups. Bella is immediately welcomed into 'the normal' group, although there's a certain someone in 'the delinquents' that's beginning to mess up her already too confusing life...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Know You Love Me by Kopri reviews
Bella is it! She has it all...popularity,money,beauty and a boyfriend? What hapens when the guy that helped her at the road is her new roomate's brother? Will things get spicy and hot in H.B.S. of Seattle, WA or will it all come falling down? A/U- BE/ED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,104 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
100 Pieces by sonnycentral reviews
In response to HoLlIwOoDbOuNd13's 100 word Challenge. Mostly Channy, with a few other characters in between. Some stories, drabbles, things of that sort. Rated T just in case. Will only be updated when I have time.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
What You Don't Know by Zafrina04 reviews
The Cullens move to Forks when they're 7/8. They meet the Swans at a barbecue. Bella and her mom move to Tallahasse, Florida a month later when Charlie and Renee get divorced. Bella moves back 10 years later. Imagine her and Edwards suprise!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Phone Switch by Dirty Little Secret -x0x reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan hate each other. What happens when they accidentally bump into each other and switch phones? Hell is sure to be close to the two. But, how far will they go? What will happen when they find out the problems of the other? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love At First Sight by xXMissMcKaylaXx reviews
What if Jacob didn't imprint on Renesmee but someone else?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Finding The Peace by Emma99 reviews
I could now understand how much I really hated my life. Now that my eyes were open I could see. See how much I needed to escape, to get out of here. To find the peace. Unfortunatly, I didn't know what to look for. Or where to start. I just needed to try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,046 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Somewhere Only We Know by pyrolyn-776 reviews
The skit-playing girl said, "But I'm playing Melanie! He can't be Oliver! Didn't you read the script? Chad Dylan Cooper is going to play my - my love interest." ABANDONED.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Breaking Dawn Continuation by MrsAimeePattinson reviews
This is my first fan fic so please give it a try! Have you ever wondered what happened to Bella,Edward.Nes,Jacob,The Wolfs,The Cullens and Charlie after BD then read and find out! I know summary sucks but I promise story is much better
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,105 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
100 Channy Chappies by NEPatriot97 reviews
Series of disconnected Channy drabbles, from HoLlIwOoDbOuNd13's challenge. WARNING: Not all are fluffy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Sweetest Sixteen by apologetically-on-hiatus reviews
Sonny is having a big Sweet Sixteen bash and everyone is showing up, even a few celebrities. When Chad shows up claiming he has the best present ever, Sonny gets giddy with anticipation. Full Summary inside. I promise its really good.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Mending My Heart by Emma99 reviews
Whoever said time heals all wounds was horribly mistaken. Time could never heal me. Saying it could would be like saying the scar on my heart could heal. That scar never would heal. Never would, never could. AH OOC Read Finding The Peace after please :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella
Finding the Inner Chad by sonnycentral reviews
Dear Sonny- I really had a good time with you today. I know in the past we haven’t been that close, but you know what they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Sonny/Chad possible multi-chapter
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Wedding Date by sonnycentral reviews
Her hands were clammy. She was shaky, and not quite sure what to do. Once again, she was going to have to ask Chad Dylan Cooper to be her fake date. Sonny/Chad multi-chapter
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,756 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Searching for the Stars by limella reviews
Bella hates Edward. He's a snobby, popular playboy. But when she finally thinks she's getting rid of him during the summer, he suprises her by showing up at the same summer camp she's going to. Will they fall in love? FIND OUT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,917 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love will find a way by penelope25 reviews
Bella is the school nerd while Edward is the school jock and player. They hated each other but what happens when their moms know each other & decided to have vacation together. Will love truly find its way between two different creatures? Please read this
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,695 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Best Man by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella's Friend Alice is getting married.Edward,Alices brother,is the best man.Edward & Bella have to walk down the aisle together.Bella has heard about Edward but has never met him.She thinks he was made up.He's not.What happens when they meet.BXE/ Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
heartbroken by LittlexLongxBrownxHairedxAlice reviews
I ran into my room slamming the door behind me, the tears streaming down my face. Bella swan has just been dumped for no good reason. Boys are harsh. Partcial true events please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Throughout the Years by jobroluver927 reviews
Jacob and Bella are best friends when they are little. But what happens when Bella's parents tell her bad news, and Bella does something that will change their lives forever? SUCK AT SUMMARIES! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You by xxHeadInTheStarsxx reviews
AU Mitchie Torres is richer than life & more spoiled than any rich girl. Then she finds out that she and her parents are going to stay with their old friends, the Grey's. Can a certain Shane change Mitchie or will everything fall apart? Smitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,847 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Breaking Ties by Kimimari reviews
Based on the 10 Books! What happens when Cam and Alex meet vampires with the same uncanny abilities as them. Hostility? Alliance? T*witches x Twilight Crossover. R & R ON HIATUS
T*Witches - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2008
A Wild Ride by Izzy Masen reviews
ALL HUMAN. The girls all share an apartment together. That is, until Emmett decides that he is going to move in, and he just might bring his best friend and brother with him! RATED M FOR A REASON Disclaimer: Don't own any characters, just the plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,244 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4238 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
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College reviews
Bella Swan and her brother,Emmett just moved to Weston,Fl. She is going to start college.in college she meets her soon to be best friend,Alice cullen.Bella has heard about Edward Cullen,Alice's brother,but when she meets him she is blown away all-human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,261 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
cant think of a good title, open to suggestions reviews
dont you hate it when you assume something without all the details? edward is alices cousin.emmett is bellas brother. alice likes bellas friend jasper.rosalie is going out with emmett. all human. sorry suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009
FRIENDS reviews
WARNING:I SUCK AT SUMMARIES. SONNY GOES TO HIGH SCHOOL. CHAD IS NEW TO THE HIGH SCHOOL. SHE HATES HIM. HE HATES HER. OR DO THEY REALLY HATE EACH OTHER? JUST READ IT PLEASE. NON-ACTORS.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sonny M.
JASPER, EMMETT AND JACOBS CONVERSATION OVER IM reviews
JUST SOMETHING I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING. JASPER, EMMETT AND JACOB IMing EACH OTHER. KINDA STUPID BUT FUNNY. REVIEW! ROAR!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Emmett, Jacob
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOUR OBSESSED WITH JACOB BLACK reviews
FOR ALL YOU TEAM JACOB OR TEAM SWITZ. PEOPLE. REMEMBER TO REVIEW. A FEW ARE FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Jacob - Complete
10 WAYS TO MAKE ROSALIE MAD reviews
WARNING: DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK! 10 WAYS TO MAKE ROSALIE MAD.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
20 THING TO DO TO ALICE CULLEN reviews
IF YOU SURVIVE ALL THESE THING YOU ARE EITHER PRETTY LUCKY OR INDESTRUCTIBLE.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Alice - Complete
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