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Author has written 22 stories for Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Writer, reviewer, bisexistentialist, non-smug hipster, former teenage hand model

First off, I would MAJORLY like to apologise for my dickiness. Because of my whining and begging for reviews, a few research failures, a number of harsh and/or negative reviews of other people's stories and one story (which I later deleted) that dropped more anvils than the 'Laura Bush killed a guy' bit from Family Guy, if I was on somewhere like the 'fan fiction' section of the So Bad It's Horrible page on TV Tropes (before that particular page got deleted), I deserved it. Speaking of Family Guy, I later turned into a sorta 'Brian Griffin-lite' for some reason. To this day, I STILL have no idea why that happened. As a final act of repentance, I'll be including a bit of self-deprecation every now and then. I originally planned to delete all my early stories, but I skipped that idea (instead keeping them up so that readers will get any cheap potshots I make at myself). And one last thing: I wish that "Pierre Tasse" fella still wrote fanfics, I kinda liked him and, to an extent, liked giving him ideas for stories.

Important message:

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Don't bring me flowers

Jamie

:End important message


Things to know:

  1. I am indeed bi. I'm a guy who has had crushes on guys and girls before. Just remember that before you call me homophobic for disliking your yaoi stories.
  2. I first came up with Pimpsmasher because whenever I was playing Saints Row 2, I sometimes went around attacking pimps (and other people) in between missions. That - because of how Crazy Awesome the series is - kinda formed the basis of the character. Not to mention I'm a fan of Thirty Hs and Light And Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami which explains why I came up with things like the Flaming Flamesaw of Fire.
  3. From about late April 2013 to (To be filled in later), there was a huge influx of Kevedd (Edd and Kevin romance) stories and fanart in the EEnE fandom. I called it Keveddpalooza, for obvious reasons. I'm not saying that's the official name, nor am I saying I came up with it; I'm just saying what I'm calling it. Don't worry, I don't understand why either; I doubt there were any Kevedd moments in the show (although whether or not that one scene from From Here to Ed counts is unknown). 2013 could be considered as the EEnE fandom's Dork Age (even though it might not actually be a part of that trope), not because of the Kevedd pairing (as indeed there were stories featuring this pairing were made before this time and weren't complained about), but rather how there were a lot of stories dedicated to this pairing. It wouldn't be that bad if it weren't for the fact that a) it went EVERYWHERE, often displacing much better stories (and, inadvertently, probably killing off any future interest of the pairing because of this) and b) nearly all of them felt the same, with the same plots, same clichés, same stereotypes and same Unfortunate Implications. And the less said about that infamous AU!Reverse comic (which I've read and found mediocre at best), the better. Which leads me onto...
  4. I don't really ship much. The only exceptions are Gunther/Anna (Deus Ex), Doomguy/Samus (from Doom and Metroid respectively) and Eddy/Sarah (Ed, Edd n Eddy). Edd/Marie is a pairing I like, just as long as Edd shows something of a backbone and Marie doesn't acts all weepy or like an arsehole.
  5. If you're reading one of my stories (Edarchy and onwards) and suddenly there's someone who talks like this, that's me taking a break from narrating and writing the story in general to communicate with the characters. I originally was going to use this for singing (which I might've done in one chapter of Edarchy), but oh well. If I did that, some more re-formatting might be in order.
  6. I try to respond to every review I get. Replying to my response is nice (considering that you might learn a few more tidbits about the work in question), but it's not necessary.
  7. I prefer bara (which I've explained in one of my stories and to a few other people) over yaoi. However, if I do write a yaoi story, it'll be riba (where they switch); mostly because that seme/uke crap doesn't interest me. Mostly how it can lead to some very unfortunate implications if done poorly (for example, shoehorning one guy into an abusive jackass and/or another guy into a weeping wimpy wuss just so it could work). After all, you don't need to resort to the same hackneyed plots and unlikable "protagonists"/likable "antagonists" over and over again.
  8. If I say I "DNF'd" something, it means I've taken a while and [probably] hyped up a story, only to realise it's not as good as I planned (named after, of course, Duke Nukem Forever).
  9. Plim is the shipping equivalent of The Hunger Games: Incredibly popular despite being incredibly shit. It’s also self-plagiarism, seeing as you can take any Kevedd story (it’s all the same shit, really), replace Kevin and Edd’s names with “Plank” and “Jim” and everyone would treat it as if it was a new story.

These are pretty much dead in the water...

  • Edarchy: A slice-of-life dramedy dealing with the lives of the cast of Ed, Edd n Eddy as adults in 1990s Peach Creek. Updated whenever, although I try to keep up the semimonthly updates. The Christmas special will probably be done for next Christmas.
  • The Keveddarie Saga (it's a pretty crappy saga): Three stories (Who I Am, Who She Is and Who They Were), not to mention a few other fics set in the same 'verse (one of which has been uploaded), dealing with a ménage à trois between Kevin, Edd and Marie (hence the name). It pretty much started as a Take That to Kevedd and, in some ways, it still is. Just a lot more subtle unless you know where to look.

  • Stories I would've loved to have done:

  • Pimpsmasher stand-alone story: The homicidal, crazy awesome Ensemble Darkhorse from Edarchy gets his own spin-off story. It'll also be the first story I write that isn't EEnE. Release date: Later this year. (I'll probably do this)
  • Perf-Ed Day: Rolf and Gerta go on a double date with Edd and Marie. Might've been linked to Keveddarie or Edarchy, I don't know yet.
  • Ed and Eddy Do Eurovision 2014: Brought back then fizzled out, this episode was Ed and Eddy basically discuss this year's Eurovision.
  • Untitled Edd/Marie story: I try to write a proper shipping story this time. It'll be part Office Space, part It's Such a Beautiful Day and part generic hipster indie romance film (think Perks of Being a Wallflower or Elizabethtown) Release date: Never
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    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
    Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
    South Park vs Peach Creek: World Warriors by Colezilla reviews
    Characters from both South Park and Ed, Edd,n Eddy are pitted against each other in a Mortal Combat Tournament. There will be blood, there will be death, and most of all there will be Cameos. Who will fight, who will die, and who will take home the big cash prize? Place your bets people and find out. Story contains STANxWENDY, one-sided EDDYxEDD. Currently being edited.
    Crossover - South Park & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,511 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Craig T., Stan M., Ed, Eddy
    Best of Frienimies by Shaman94 reviews
    The Eds are now rich and famous from the success of their old show but still have to deal with weird stuff going down on a daily basis. The fourth spinoff to the TBEP series and really more of a multi crossover. Enjoy the chaos. Feel free to make fan art of your favorite scene, just as long as you give me credit.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,440 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Edd, Eddy
    It's Payback Time! by Skillet28561 reviews
    After the events of Your Ed Here Edd is less than pleased with Kevin's attitude, and after a bit of opening neither is Ed. So they decide a little bit of payback is in order for what happened to Eddy. AU of Your Ed Here. One-Shot
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Complete
    The Eds do the Ice Bucket Challenge by VproductionsC.O reviews
    Self Explanatory
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Complete
    The New Wave by Shaman94 reviews
    The Titans are getting old so now they decided to get new recruits for the next generation. The series is about Nightwing, Cyborg and Beast Boy's adventures while they interact with OC's . If you have an OC then suggest them to me, I'll put them into the story somehow. All OC's belong to their rightful creator. Enjoy.
    Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,285 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, OC
    The Apple Of My Ed by HigherSilver reviews
    He had spent so much of his life screaming at the little brat, he couldn't remember exactly when he had fallen in love with her. Wait, what?
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Eddy, Sarah] - Complete
    One Less Lonely Gurl: The Remake by Monica Gilbey-Bieber reviews
    In the depths of the sea, a landlubber shall discover her true self. This is the fanfic I once became infamous for, and I am now remaking it after a year since I confessed to being a troll.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Plankton, Karen
    Squidward wins! by StephenThePlaystationDude reviews
    Squidward finally thinks of a way to get rid of Spongebob Squarepants.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2014 - SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton - Complete
    Two best Eds play by Shaman94 reviews
    When the Eds aren't scamming there gaming. And how else can the Eds and their friends play a video game, other then bad mouthing eachother and criticizing the game there playing. Inspired by the YouTube series Two Best Friends Play and Ed Edd n' Eddy. I do not own anything, so there I said it. Recommend a game you want to read them play and I'll see what I can do.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,624 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
    KevEdd! Trapped In Their Own Home! by Ammish reviews
    Edd and Kevin are trapped in their own home. The fan girls are the reason. They sit around and question why they are shipped together so much. A story and social commentary on the KevEdd shipping. (Warning: May contain caricatures of fan girls and a certain artist)
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
    The broken toilet by Jason2926 reviews
    Eddy ends up breaking a toilet trying to find out what happens when a firecracker is tossed inside. Now Eddy has to avoid being caught as the one who destroyed the toilet. Rated K and up due to a toilet being destroyed
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Eddy - Complete
    THE ULTIMATE KEVEDD FANFICTION EXTRAVAGANZA by Xictor reviews
    The best Kevedd Yaoi known to man. Includes, but is not limited to: Romance Drama Comedy Tragedy Angst and Hurt/Comfort. Thriller of the Year.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
    With Apologies To Alfred Kinsey by BarthVader reviews
    Marie tries to react maturely to Edd and Kevin going on a date. Safe for work, ABSOLUTELY SAFE FOR WORK. No triggers. Readable for both Kevedd shippers and haters.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Edd, Kevin] Marie - Complete
    Christmas With the Eds by Mr. Dusk reviews
    The Eds are ready for a Christmas party, but something isn't right... A quick little thing I wrote for fun, happy holidays everybody!
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Eds - Complete
    The Chase by Mr.Ford reviews
    On a warm night in june, the Eds are on their way to pick up the Kankers for a date, when things get interesting. -rated M for language-
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Eds, Kankers - Complete
    Higher than an Ed by Scary Spikender reviews
    Edd expects today to be yet another day of scamming with his friends. Ed and Eddy, however, have something else in mind.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Edd - Complete
    It smelled like an Ed, at least by The Sage of Toads reviews
    An Ed, Edd and Eddy one-shot alternate ending of one of the most FRUSTRATING episodes of the series.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
    Our Hope is not Yet Lost by Animus Of Lacuna reviews
    A story about the old cartoons of Cartoon Network, and how they attempt to form their own TV station to be aired again. It's better than it sounds! Good for anyone who misses the old days of Cartoon Network.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010
    Ed Abuse by Tnelson711 reviews
    Sarah abuses Ed, but Ed doesn't mind. But what does Ed get out of it...? REVIEW! New Policy for fanfictions: If you favorite it, then you have to review it. Okay? Rated T for mild language, violence, and death. Dark ending removed due to bad reaction. XP
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Ed, Sarah - Complete
    Dear Mom and Dad by mysoulmate reviews
    A letter from Ed to his parents.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Ed - Complete
    What the Ed! by Tnelson711 reviews
    Ed, Edd n Eddy oneshot. Eddy gets some walkie-talkies that can make bleeping sounds. Eddy perverts it by using it to say censored bad words. I know what you'll say after reading this - What the BLEEP !
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
    Superheroes by StreetlightDawn reviews
    Mac and Bloo are just trying to play a game of pretend but they keep getting interrupted.
    Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bloo, Mac - Complete
    When a Prankster Calls by Suit of Storms reviews
    Never before seen prank calls to Moe's!
    Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bart S., Moe S. - Complete
    Eugene's Secret by My Animated Imagination reviews
    What will Eugene Krabs's granddad say when he finds out about him being in the navy?
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
    D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! by Titanic Disaster reviews
    A Simpsons short story. Imagine that Homer's trip in a building gets cut off when he fell down the stairs without warning.
    Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
    MonopolEd by HyperInuyasha reviews
    The Cul-De-Sac plays a rather chaotic game of Monopoly.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
    Moulin Peache by rockpaperscizzorz reviews
    This is The Peach Creek version of the motion picture, Moulin Rouge! Double D is a rogue sensitive writer who gets involved with a burlesque cabaret, falling in love with its star. YAOI ALERT! SLASHY! Ed/Double D RolfxEd ?
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Edd
    American ED by The Mauve Lantern reviews
    Bye, bye, Miss American Pie... Rated Mature for drug use, heavy language, and some violence and explicit material.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jonny, Nazz - Complete
    European Disaster by Animus Of Lacuna reviews
    When the culdesac kids go to Europe for a class trip, everything goes wrong. Like, all of the monuements they visit fall apart, unknowingly insulting cultures, being attacked by goats, that sort of stuff. Please R&R or I will delete this!
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,969 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
    FESH PINCE BACK HAVEING FUN! by Dug Seachang reviews
    Will and carton get in a fight and Hillery and Dug go on a date! You bet your coin!
    Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
    Crazy Eds by iamacoolguy reviews
    A very weird and short story. One of the dumbest fics I've ever made. It's only about 200 words long. Rated for disturbing images. Read and review please!
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
    EDD, Ed 'N' EDDY MOVIE 2 by Comicfreak1007 reviews
    The Eds are in high school...could they get romance on the way? Please R&R! Rated T for explicit language, some sex, and some violence. COMPLETE!
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,823 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
    Edtallica by Belgie reviews
    The Eds have just finished high school and are trying to get their garage band off the ground. Hilarity and angst will ensue!Final Chapter up!
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,800 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
    NyQuil by ShellyG reviews
    Double D becomes sick and begins taking NyQuil...but NyQuil can be a seductive mistress......it's pure insanity ^_^
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2003
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    Ed and Eddy Do: Eurovision 2014 reviews
    After a long hiatus, Ed and Eddy return to their show to cover this year's Eurovision Song Contest, much to the dismay of their long-suffering cameraman Edd. Rated T for violence and the odd swear word (both in English and in a foreign language).
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Eds
    Who They Were reviews
    After much, much, MUCH delay, Kevin gives his longwinded, confusing, disorientated and probably unfinished take on his relationship with Edd and Marie. Final part of the Keveddarie Saga. Kevedd riba; Kevinazz.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Marie, Nazz - Complete
    A Bad Ed on a Big Bike reviews
    After reading so many fan fictions about it and looking up where the idea came from, Edd decided to become a bad boy. However, it doesn't go the way he hoped. Rewritten because the original felt a bit unfinished. Rated T, just because. WARNING! No Kevedd, so don't get your hopes up, cheese.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Edd - Complete
    Edarchy reviews
    A series of random events happens to the Eds in late 1990s Peach Creek. Rated M for language, implied sexual content, violence - mostly because of what games Edd and Eddy play - and many other things. Not cancelled, but don't be surprised if I start updating again after a year or so.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,611 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Eds
    Yet Another Medieval EEnE Story reviews
    Join Ed the Paladin, Eddward the mage and Eddy the thief as they go on an epic quest - as ordered by Sir Prince Kevin (yes, that's really his name in this story) - to retrieve the Holy Jawbreaker of... Something or Other from the evil Kankerian Witches. Proceed on your way to oblivion. This story has been cancelled, with no current plans for updating.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Kevin, Eds, Kankers
    Who She Is reviews
    The long-awaited (sarcasm) sequel to Who I Am and - indeed - the second part of the Keveddarie thing. In other words, it's a huge, confusing and poorly-written mess, about Marie's love life and other things. Marta, Nazarie at the beginning, hints of Kevedd. Rated M just to be safe, mostly because of language. Might be re-written soon.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Marie, Nazz - Complete
    Who I Am reviews
    A reluctant author decides to take a break from writing one terrible story to write another. Oh, and Edd explains his love life and all that. First in The Keveddarie (Kevin/Edd/Marie) Saga, also Marie/semi-OC. Rated T for a few reasons. Riba.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Marie - Complete
    Ed and Eddy do: Christmas reviews
    This is the Ed and Eddy do Christmas special. Obviously. Any fans of the series will know what'll happen. Either way, I think that this is lacking a bit. I'll solve that in the epilogue. Rated T for the usual things, plus an STI and an obituaries list. Discontinued, obviously.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ed, Eddy
    Ed and Eddy do: Letters reviews
    Originally called "Ed and Eddy do: Your suggestions", the Eds take some time to read some letters from fans of their show. This will keep any EaEd fans entertained until I can be bothered to write a 4th episode. T for obvious reasons.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
    Ed and Eddy do: Inconsistencies reviews
    Ed and Eddy take a look at inconsistencies, or errors in animation, in Ed, Edd n Eddy. Or, at least, try to. T because I feel like it, plus some violence. But not much, and not bloody.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
    Dawn of the Dead from the Neck Up reviews
    When zombies invade Peach Creek, it's up to Ed, Edd and Eddy to fight them, as well as get to the candy store. Will they succeed? Read and review to find out. Rated M for language, violence, etc... Completed, eventually.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
    Ed and Eddy do: EEnE video games reviews
    I'm back! Anyways, in this episode of Ed and Eddy do, the eponymous duo review their own video games: Jawbreakers!; Mis-Edventures and SotC Scam of the Century . Final chapter up, and completed.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
    Morning reviews
    Semi-sequel to "I need to sleep, can't get no sleep". Edd, compelled by the success of his insomniac poem, decides to write another. But he does find that it's not as easy as the first time... Rated T just to be safe.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edd - Complete
    Ed and Eddy do: Eurovision 2009 reviews
    Ed and Eddy review Eurovision entries. If this is successful, I might do more Ed and Eddy do: stories. COMPLETÉD!
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
    The Film Festival reviews
    Eddy has submitted Ed's film into the PCAFF. How will it do? R&R to find out.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
    Gone the Way of Ian Curtis reviews
    My first M-rated fic. Ed is involved in an accident. Eddy could've saved his life, but he didn't. Depressed, he kills himself. I didn't really like this story; but you're more than welcome to read it.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
    We're Rolling! The Sequel to Script Reading reviews
    The long-awaited sequel to Script Reading is here! Ed finally makes his film, but Eddy's there to critcise it. Rated T because of a weapon included. And no, this is not to endorse it.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
    I need to sleep, can't get no sleep reviews
    Edd cannot get to sleep, so he writes a poem. My first non T-rated fanfic. It might be short, but it could be a good story too. Read and review once you've done.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edd - Complete
    Okkar hinsti dans reviews
    This is in English, not Icelandic. OK, Ed, Edd and Eddy must travel to the CN HQ in order to save their world. Final chapter up! And the legal stuff chapter too!
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
    Pools ClosED reviews
    This story is absolutely terrible, now that I've had a while to think about it. But, if you must know, it's about Ed, Eddy and Jonny "raiding" Kevin's pool in a still-has-more-research-than-Seltzerburg parody. You're more than welcome to read it, but I'd recommend getting something to help you unread it.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
    Paging Doctor Ed reviews
    The Eds volunteer to work at a hospital, with disastrous consequences. COMPLETÉD, but still read and review. Trust me, it's quite a good read, despite a half-bad ending.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
    Script Reading reviews
    This is my first fanfic. Basically, Ed writes a script for a film, but Eddy's appearance makes a turn for the worse. Rated T for violence, and a few swear words. Also, feel free to ask if you don't know word definitions from any of me stories.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
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