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My first update in over a year. Or is it under a year? Why do you North Americans put the month first?! It's very confusing!!
Before I begin, let me play y'all a bit of music to set the mood. Enjoy. Sorry if it won't play in whatever country you're in, by the way. And, if you are able to watch it, sorry if 11:24-11:40 freaks you out.
In the wake of Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel's official retirement thanks to a PM he sent me, I figured that, rather than keep the ambiguous "Ende", which is German for "end" by the way, I should explain what I meant by it. Well, a few of you might've gotten it but I just want to make sure.
Or, specifically, I left but I came back for one night only to explain why.
No, it's not because of Keveddpalooza. No, it wasn't because I got one too many bad reviews (GOD NO!). Instead, I just started losing any and all passion for writing. I'd come up with good ideas, whether it be for new ones or for currently existing ones, maybe even write them a bit before eventually losing interest. Bonus points if it's in the space of a few hours, every single damn point in the world and maybe Eris if it's within the hour. Interesting story ideas, like an indie romantic movie meets Don Hertzfeldt, a retelling of the Tarantino classic Reservoir Dogs but with Ed, Edd n Eddy characters, a deconstruction of the whole AU!Reverse webcomic showing what would happen if a real life gay relationship was like that (spoiler alert: Reverse!Edd would actually be an abusive prick and everyone around Reverse!Kevin would actually try to help him get out of the relationship), a reboot of Edarchy but more cohesive and structured... all thought up, all went away. You're more than welcome to use any of those ideas and see where you can take them.
Fortunately, I'm a lot less depressed than I was last year, even having a girlfriend for all of nine months (before the relationship came to an end because reasons, although we're still friends which is something). I've gotten a few more friends, although I'm still staying in most of the time. And I'm generally happy with the way things are going so far. So yes, it's not all bad.
So, before I officially say Ed-iós (ba-dum-tschh) I'mma shout out to my peeps (ergh... remind me to never say that again). Here we go:
And to everyone else (and you know who you are) all kudos go to you. To those I was rude to back in the past: I'm sorry. You don't have to forgive me if you don't want to.
Will I come back to the site? Maybe. Will I come back to the site to write? No. Well, in a rare moment of insanity (well, more insane than normal), I might finally get to work that Pimpsmasher stand-alone story because, let's face it, who wouldn't want to see him get his own adventure. Also, he was one of the few parts (if not the only part) of Edarchy that didn't suck and I wish I could've expanded on him a bit more. Namely by having him actually use the Flaming Flamesaw of Fire, a giant chainsaw made entirely - and I do mean ENTIRELY; the blade, the motor, the chain, the handle, etc. are made of fire. Where was I? Oh, yes, the Pimpsmasher stand-alone story. It might happen but I wouldn't recommend holding your breath.
So, this is it, I guess. You can keep sending me PMs and reviews if you want; I may be able to see them but I won't be replying to them. I'm leaving all of my stories up, seeing as there are people who like them, ironically or not. And, in general, take care.
P.S. Reverse!Jimmy is still the most fucking hilarious villain (for lack of a better word) I've ever seen. I would link to it but the site won't let me. But seriously, look at him. That's the face of a constipated fish eyeing something at the other end of the tank. The fact that he still has his retainer makes things worse. Sorry asphy or c2ndy or whoever drew it but seriously...
P.P.S. Before anyone asks: TFFWFKA means "The Fan Fiction Writer Formerly Known As".
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