A.Fox
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Joined 03-04-09, id: 1856225, Profile Updated: 03-13-12
Author has written 20 stories for DC Elseworlds, Ed, Edd n Eddy, X-overs, Disney, Watchmen, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Monty Python, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Cloverfield, Misc. Games, Bittersweet Candy Bowl, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, DreamKeepers, Mario, Batman Beyond, and Friday the 13th.

Name: Alex Foix.
AKA: A.Fox.
Age: 18.
Nationality: Polish/French with a hint of English.
Appearance: I'm not sure I'll have to fill this one in later.
Personality: aside from an overzealous sense of justice and Asberger Syndrome I have nothing for now.
Dream: to become a great writer and if possible to travel the Multiverse.

Be Against Abortion!
Month One
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
STOP CHILD ABUSE!

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

-If you believe in GOD and are proud of it please copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be considered a planet, copy this into your profile.

If you believe the Multiverse exists paste this onto your profile.

If you get easily enraged paste this onto your profile.

If you might be descended from royalty post this on your profile.

If you have a bad short term memory paste this onto your profile.

As mentioned above I have a fanatic belief in the Multiverse, the version of M-therory I believe in is vastly different from what scientists believe. See it's my considered opinion that every work of fiction on our Earth is reality on other ones just like ours what kind of Fiction-Earth our Earth is has not been determined although I suspect it may have something to do with the real Life Superhero Movement.

As a result of this belief I can write stuff that features crude humor, graphic violence, and foul language but still be able to do so on a clean conscience.

I also have an almost religious obsession with writing this has lead me to devise new ideas for Fics (some of which are mentioned below)along with a wide variety of things I intend to make actual fiction (for example I have drawn up plans to try and make a film that parodies the Revolutionary War.)

As for why I'm on this site, well sometime last year I found a story called Reality Check which inspired me to join the site, sadly it's been deleted...don't ask it's a long story.

The other reason I'm here is to cultivate my writing skills until they're so good I'm guarantied to become a great writer.

Remember I'm open to all ideas and if either have one for a Fic of mine or for a new Fic then tell me I'd like to hear it.

Contrariwise if you have trouble with a Fic and want an idea for it then if you want to ask me for an idea.

One more thing, if anyone who reads this finds out about a webcomic called Weapon Brown please avoid it at all costs, that thing is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life and I can testify to that.


Favorite Mangas.

D. Gray Man.

One Piece.

Tegami Bachi.

Toriko.

Favorite Books.

The Looking Glass Wars.

The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series.

Lemony Sniket's a Series of Unfortunate Events.

The Artemis Fowl Series.

Peter Pan

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

Animal Farm.

1984.

Anno Dracula.

Favorite Cartoons.

Ed, Edd, N' Eddy.

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

The Total Drama Series.

The Spectacular Spiderman.

Spiderman the New Animated Series.

Justice League/Justice League Unlimited.

Batman the Animated Series.

Batman Beyond.

Legion of Superheroes.

Codename: Kids Next Door.

Transformers Animated.

Youtube Poop (sort of an honorary cartoon.)

Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

The Mask: The Animated Series.

Teen Titans.

Ace Ventura the Animated Series.

Favorite Comics.

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Dreamkeepers.

Albion.

Fables.

Powers.

Nextwave: Agents of HATE

Tom Strong.

Tomorrow Stories.

Top Ten.

The Goon.

The Tick

Smax.

Seven Soldiers.

52.

DC's Crisis Series.

The Dark Knight Returns.

The Dark Knight Strikes Back.

All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder

Batman R.I.P.

Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew.

Gold Digger.

The Ultimates.

Jack of Fables.

Peanuts.

Sherman's Lagoon.

Bloom County.

The Spirit (both Will Eisner and the new series.)

Watchmen.

Umbrella Academy.

Kingdom Come.

Ultimate X-Men.

The Boondocks.

Scarlet Traces.

Batman and Robin.

Favorite Games.

Super Smash Brothers.

Kingdom Hearts.

Modern Warfare 2

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1 & 2

The Ratchet and Clank Series.

The Sly Cooper Series.

Empire Earth.

Thrillville.

Bolt.

Freedom Force.

The Sims 2

Impossible Creatures.

Whirl Tour

Favorite Movies.

Bolt.

The Incredibles.

Batman Begins.

The Dark Knight.

Pulp Fiction.

Van Helsing.

Batman.

X-Men.

Iron Man 1 & 2.

Spiderman.

Sherlock Holmes.

Transformer's 1 & 2.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

Star Trek (2009 film).

Alice in Wonderland 2010.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Austin Powers: The Spy who shagged me.

Airplane 2 the Sequel.

Spaceballs.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths.

2012.

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.

Thor.

The Spirit.

X-men: First Class.

The Cannonball Run.

Silent Movie.

Favorite TV Shows.

Monty Python's Flying Circus.

MADTV.

Lost.

Monk.

Jericho.

Dukes of Hazard.

Hogan’s Heroes.

A-Team.

Favorite Webcomics.

Ozy and Millie.

Suburban Jungle.

Lost and Found Investigations.

Kevin and Kell.

Sandra and Woo.

Antihero for Hire.

Lackadaisy.

Sore Thumbs.

Dreamkeepers Prelude.

Goblins: Life Through Their Eyes.

Girly.

dead winter.

Bittersweet Candy Bowl.

Sluggy Freelance.

Favorite pairings
BoltxMittens (Bolt.)
DashxPenny (Incredibles/Bolt.)
CodyxGwen (TDI)
EzekielxIzzy (TDI)
WilburxViolet (Meet the Robinsons/Incredibles)
DannyxPenny (Albion)
DiegoxVanya (Umbrella Academy)
AllanxMina (LOEG)
SmaxxRexa (Top Ten)
LuffyxHancock (One Piece)
TomxDhalula (Tom Strong)
GrayshirtxCobweb (Tomorrow Stories)
ShermanxMegan (Sherman’s Lagoon)
SplashxDaisy (Tomorrow Stories)
VioletxQuigley (Series of Unfortunate Events)
KlausxFiona (Series of Unfortunate Events)
SpidermanxKitty (ultimate Marvel)
DamienxNightstar (Kingdom Come)
AxelxAlice (Kingdom Hearts/Alice in Wonderland)
DannyxSam (Danny Phantom)
TimmyxTootie (Fairly Oddparents)
MVPxCloud 9 (Marvel Comics)
BeakxAngel (Marvel Comics)
BatwingxGorrilla Girl (Marvel Comics)
SquidboyxPixie (Marvel Comics)
ArtemisxHolly (Artemis Fowl Series)

Favorite Foods.

Pizza.

Almost any form of candy.

Corn dogs.

Hot dogs.

Cheeseburgers.

French Fries.

Barbecue chips.

Pancakes.

Pannu Kakku

Waffles.

Just about anything with chocolate.

blueberries.

Raspberries.

Blueberry pie.

Apple Pie

Favorite Drinks.

Dr.Pepper.

Lemonade.

Coca-Cola.

Tea.

Milk.

Chocolate Milk.

White grape juice.

Apple Juice.

Likes: watching TV, listening to music, playing video games, reading, writing, talking to other writers, alligators, reimagining fictional characters (though unlike that asshole Jason Yungbluth I actually treat them with respect and try to leave some innocence), hot chicks (especcially furry ones), imagining painful deaths for Jason Yungbluth, and being a freak.
Dislikes: annoyances (probably a lot more then you do,) conformism (nobody removes my freakishness,) communism (they fall under same category as conformists,) satanists (pure evil,) socialists that work in the schooling system and Government (brainwashers,) Garth Ennis (and everything he's wrote both of which I absolutely despise), Jason Yungbluth (for writing Weapon Brown which I hate more than Garth Ennis...and Jason is on the same level of hate), Twilight (and the bitch who wrote it), 1000 ways to Die (and the motherfucker that wrote it), Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead (not as bad as Weapon Brown but still bad enough for me to despise it), the administrators at TV Tropes (pretty much all of them are complete dicks), and hypocrites (these I dislike the most.)

This spot will be to display the map of the Multiverse that I use in most my Fics after the First Nine Sets are completed I'll post it.

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Infinite Galaxy by unity9 reviews
After surviving everything Columbia could throw at Booker DeWitt, he wakes up only to find the Lutece twins are now offering him another assignment. With nothing to lose, he agrees to the terms, but this time the assignment requires Booker to travel 270 years into the future to a place called Eden Prime.
Crossover - Mass Effect & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,032 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Shepard (M), Booker D.
The Saga of the Infinity Pirates by CSpacian reviews
Join Mikoto and the rest of the booming Infinity Pirates as they sail the Grand Line in search of two things: treasure and adventure. Will they become the Third King of the Pirates or will the Grand Line, Shichibukais, and even the mighty Yonkous prove too much for them?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 211 - Words: 570,096 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 4/11/2010
Code Geass: Kamina of the Revolution by The Infamous Man reviews
When he died, Kamina died saving his adoptive brother. By sheer willpower, his soul brought him back to life. Now stuck in the Code Geass world, Kamina fights against Britannia his way! How will Lelouch react to this new player in his plan?
Crossover - Code Geass & Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,768 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kamina
The instruments of time by adrogoz reviews
Time has been damaged, and heroes and villains clash to gain control of the artifacts needed to repair it. Featuring many, many characters from many, many series, as chosen by readers. Warning: time shenanigans ahoy
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,087 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/24/2012
We're Gonna Get Those Bastards by Agent47Rulz reviews
Join in the adventures of Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, and Witch as they try to stop the survivors from leaving the city and maintain a good home life too. Chapter 15: They survived, now they're just going to have to survive each other if they want to make it out of the city in time.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,791 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Boomer, Hunter, Smoker, Witch
The Sect by Kriftonucci reviews
A secret organization of gamers sets out to spread chaos in their field. As the only surviving former members, it's up to Susie and Calvin to shut it down.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Foxtrot - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Susie Derkins - Complete
You're on Total Drama Island, Charlie Brown! by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
What if Charlie Brown had been selected to compete along with the other 22 campers. Story based on the television show and is told from the POV of Charlie Brown. Follow along with everyone's favorite blockhead as he interacts with the campers of TDI! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 222,173 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Beth, Geoff
The Watchman by MadHat886 reviews
Rorschach wasn't killed but was teleported to another world. Now how will the crimefighters of that world will take to his ways of dealing with villains? DC/Watchmen crossover
Crossover - Justice League & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 88 - Words: 219,057 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Walter K./Rorschach
Fate Quattro by StrangePointOfView reviews
An ancient artifact selects the greatest members of its generation to fight a war. The warriors fight with Servants, summoned from worlds of fiction. Thirty six participants. Thirty six enemies. And to the winner, goes a wish.
Crossover - X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,588 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013
The Stairs by cottoncandyEater reviews
This is poetrystuck. This dedicated to Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro. Please review, favorite, and follow. I take requests on topics. :oD
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Complete
Silence of the Raccoon by TehGiantGoblinNibbles reviews
In a Sleepy town, a young boy will soon find out why his boss Tom Nook is darker than he could possibly imagine. (This is what happens when I get excited over Hannibal and Animal Crossing at the same time.)
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
Disk Mania by RockSunner reviews
This is the untold story of the Planispheric Disk and all the mystery-solving groups that have tried to unlock its secrets. Spoilers up to the end of SDMI.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,352 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Complete
Close Call by WDW reviews
Elizabeth wants to 'thank' her savior. DeWitt is more than okay with the idea. Unfortunately (or perhaps, fortunately) they are interrupted by someone who is decidedly not happy about their coupling. [Heavy spoilers- watch out if you haven't finished the game]
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
Locked and Downloaded by Thumbtax reviews
When a diplomatic visit to a new "game" turns into a one-way ticket out of the arcade, it's beginning to look like curiosity's killed the Vanellope. It's up to the rest of the gang, plus a newly-unlocked playable character, to come to the rescue. Now COMPLETE!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,542 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Science is Sexy by strayokatoknight reviews
What would you do with acces to multi-dimensional travel and high-tech genetic research equipment? How about making the perfect man? Contains bad language, just short of graphic sexuality, lots of kidnapping and mad science. Read and Review please. Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013
Magnificent! Act One: The Hunters by StrangePointOfView reviews
All of your smartest fictional characters come together in one world. In this world, only the most cunning, ruthless, and manipulative can survive. featuring David Xanatos, Artemis Fowl, Moriarty, Lelouch, Light, Palpatine, Magneto, The Master, and more.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012
Science Pulp Fiction by KODfreak reviews
Roxas finds out who lives in the creepy old mansion in the forest of twilight town. The residents inside draw the attention of a certain organization.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Frank N. Furter, Roxas
Tintin's Entourage: Operation Columbia by John Lander reviews
The year is 1962, Europe is in trouble yet again. In response to this threat, the Belgium government have brought together a team of people to combat the growing threat. Now the future of the free world rests in the hands of a young reporter and his dog, an aged sea captain, a genetically engineered human, a talking cat and an American 'Handyman'.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
King Candy's Fall by Annzy Bananzy reviews
What if King Candy was an actual character that was taken over by Turbo?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
The Ultimate Crossover by Shneiderman reviews
The worlds are merging, and characters from almost every story ever written are caught in a war affecting worlds beyond our own. Featuring everyone, literally everyone. There are so many characters from other media in here that I can't fit them all here..
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Freddy K., Allan Q. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Blue by RaptorAssassin reviews
Sordid tales of eroticism from the darkest corners of the galaxy, hot from the most degenerate pages of Fornax. It's pretty much Caligula, you guys. But with aliens. Hot aliens. That are hot. If you're uncomfortable than I'm doing it right. Rated MA for NSFW xenophilic blasphemies that will forever destroy your headcanon. Updated not so regularly. Comic relief from my serious fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012
AUTHOR'S POKER NIGHT by Shneiderman reviews
Fanfic Authors Shneider-Man, A. Fox, Italian Shizoid Boy, Adrogoz, Musiclover99, and ChaosDestruction have a few rounds of Poker. Guest starring Young Link, Subject Delta, Dante, Naruto, Stitch, and the Tenth Doctor.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Link, Delta
An Odd Family by somerandomloser12231321 reviews
Sure, they were weird, they knew that. But who else's family and friends consisted of a Go-Happy optimistic girl, a young boy with a desire to conquer the mystery of a strange town, a salesman out to cheat the world, a chubby handy-man, and a sarcastic teenager?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Grunkle Stan, Mabel P. - Complete
Lost Tales of Fantasia by StrangePointOfView reviews
All of your favorite Disney heroes after 1939. A darkfic about the unanswered questions of the Disneyverse.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,648 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011
Three times Lust said no, and one time she didn't by Lika2 reviews
"Lust, can I?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Gluttony, Lust
Falling for a cat by mill-mill11 reviews
After a few months back at home with Penny and his friends, Bolt finds himself with some feeling for a certain black cat, and Penny's dad invents a machine that will change all their lives forever. But will Mittens' past cause problems?
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,396 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bolt, Mittens
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The FnaF iction by playsquare reviews
Sweeet Bro and Hella Jeff get up to HILARIOUS shenanigans, accompanied by their token black friend, Geromy. Rated for swearing, insanity, and BANGING YOUR MOM, DUDE.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012
Book 15: The Anonymous Adversary by Shiny Snicket reviews
Sequel to the Unpleasant Unknown. The Baudelaires face a tragic funeral, a tall building, a German poem, a promise of revenge and a lot of unfortunate moments. I strongly advise you to read something more happy and light-hearted than this. Be warned.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
Midnight Snack by Gohanroxme reviews
In which Lust asks Gluttony a straightforward question, oblivious that it were more than a simple answer, not knowing that there was more to it than she thought. The question: What does it feel like to be hungry? Angst.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Lust, Gluttony - Complete
It's a Small World University by StrangePointOfView reviews
All the modern Disney Characters are going to University. But this year, something is brewing on the horizon, and Alex finds herself in the middle of a sinister conspiracy for world domination.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011
Betraying a Friend by MovieVillain reviews
Spike feels betrayed when he found out that all these years, it was Jerry who's been hurting him all this time, not Tom.
Tom and Jerry - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete
Tintin and Alph Art An Imagining by los.kav reviews
My interpretation of the unfinished final Tintin story. Set in an updated, modern world complete with cool phones, gadgets and Facebook. I hope someone enjoys reading this as much as I'm enjoying writing it. - NO SLASH! Sorry!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,124 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
The Sound of the Future by StrangePointOfView reviews
Disney characters are in the world of One Piece. High seas adventure ensues. Need I say more?
Crossover - Disney & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011
December Twilight by Erik Howlett reviews
A couple nights before Christmas, unable to sleep, Sooraya goes out for a walk in the snow to clear her head. However, a strange melody floats in on the night air, leading her to discover a wonderful surprise. Songfic. Icarus/Dust. I own nothing.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Sooraya Q./Dust - Complete
Waluigi the Master Thief 2 by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
Great! Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, and even Wario have all been kidnapped! On top of that, it looks like somebody has formed an organization to take over the world! Looks like Team Waluigi has their work cut out for them.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,034 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Waluigi
Sly 4: What will happen? by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
This is merely my looking over the possibilities of what will come to pass in the next Sly Cooper game. Views expressed in this document do not reflect on actual events in Sly 4 or actual Sucker Punch views. Comments are appreciated.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
L writes a story by DN97LMNM reviews
L was sitting in his chair,typing away. He looked very focused, but he wasn't working on the kira case. What he really was doing, was writing a new story on a popular writing site. My second story, Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Nine Lives by PrototypeLova reviews
"Well my mother once said, cats have nine lives. She said that a month before cancer took her. Ironic." Leo/Aeris
VG Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011
Innuendo by Pizzagames reviews
Kamina invites Simon to a manly campfire after lights-out, and the conversation quickly gets out of hand.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Simon, Kamina - Complete
The Spectacular Silver Sentinel by Blade100 reviews
Michael has been chosen to become the host of an alien machine. But when enemies of that alien arrive on Earth, Michael will have to embrace a new life to fight them. A life as a superhero!
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Michael, Lucy
Book 14: The Unpleasant Unknown by Shiny Snicket reviews
Did you really think that THE END was the end? The end is never the end and the Baudelaires will discover this as they face a betrayal, a terrible fire, a giant noodle, a huge reunion and suspicious police. If you want to be safe, then do NOT read this.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,847 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Total Drama Madness by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
Dedicated to The Kobold Necromancer! Eleven original campers and eleven new campers compete in the third season of the Total Drama Franchise. Read the Prequel to get a vivid introduction to the new campers. Read and Review! The second challenge is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,054 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bridgette, Ezekiel
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion - Complete
Misadventures of Seven Eds by NinetailsGirl09 reviews
The Eds and their new friends were expecting a normal summer, but their antics starting getting them into some pretty ridiculous situations! Rewritten prologue up!
Crossover - X-overs & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Eds
Dr Rabbit REVEALED by Exclusive Cheese reviews
Unleash the hidden subtext embedded in the Dr. Rabbit cartoon film, first brought into light by the "YouTube Poop" phenomenon.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Joker's List by Made Nightwing reviews
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
Christmas with the Ryans by SteelSeeker reviews
Why is there a tree in your house?
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Jack R., Eleanor L. - Complete
BEHOLD! by BoxOfScraps reviews
This story! Ahahahahaha!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
A Day Men Should Celebrate by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
A story about Kamina and the greatest most perfect day he could ever hope for. And during the course of this perfect day, he partakes upon his destiny.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Kamina, Simon - Complete
Did You Get by BoxOfScraps reviews
That THING I Sent You?
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
Boobs are important by ohnonono reviews
Misa and L agree on one thing, Light not so much. T for boobs
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
I Know I'm Strange, But I Don't Really Care by CampionSayn reviews
A one-shot. Woof wakes up in the middle of the night to strange sounds. Not Exactly bump in the night, though.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dee Dee
The Grim EDventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy by Technomaru reviews
What if Grim never met Billy and Mandy but Ed, Edd, n Eddy instead, It will result in Chaos and Laughs... Starting with the 49th chapter, the Fourth Ed joins them, resulting in MORE Chaos and Laughs! Grim has invoked... THE WRATH OF THE SPIDER QUEEN!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 302,833 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Eddy, Ed
One Piece: The Adventures of the Looney Pirates by Technomaru reviews
In this fanfic that combines both elements of One Piece and characters of Looney Tunes cartoons, Join Bugs D. Bunny and his Looney crew as they sail in search of the legendary treasure of Televison Pirate King Captain Michigan J. Frog. Enjoy! please R&R!
Crossover - Looney Tunes & One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
I want your teeth by Segway reviews
The Mooninites are up to no good. Not that they are ever up to any good. After all, the moon people haven't been quite the same after the whole 'break out' era.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Bolt the Superdog: Origins by Australian Chaos reviews
When Bolt is enhanced with super-powers, he quickly becomes the target of a mad, green-eyed man. When Penny's father is taken by Calico, Bolt and Penny are forced on an adventure to rescue him...but is it already too late? Full summary in my profile.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 163,450 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Untitled by superherojunkie reviews
Laura questions. Her friends answer. A New/Young X-Men story featuring X-23, Dust, and Mercury.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Laura K./X-23, Sooraya Q./Dust - Complete
Sly Cooper: Truth or Dare by CutelittleMouseygirl reviews
It's a fanfiction classic! Here to show you Sly Cooper fans just how fun torturing your favorite characters can be! This WAS my hit fanfiction story, "Sly Questions, but now it's a whole lot funner!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Ya Well You're Naked by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Poking fun at Cheetah and her nudity
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Obsessed by Tuume reviews
Most peolple handle an obsessive stalker through police intervention. Carmelita handles hers with a well-placed phone call.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Carmelita F., Neyla - Complete
The Sincerest Form of Flattery by Deus X Machina reviews
Black Dossier-style descriptions of Leagues from around the world.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009
League of Exceptionals Vol II by The Threat reviews
Much as the title suggests, this is a sequel to my earlier 'Leaugue of Exceptionals' story.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
The American League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by Deus X Machina reviews
As tensions with Britain mount, America forms its own League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Members include the Man With No Name, Paul Bunyan, Jesse Tuck, Dorothy Gale, Morella, and the Headless Horseman. Takes place between Volumes 1 and 2.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009
Joker's Lunch Break by Green Gallant reviews
A group of protestors learn the hard way not to come between the Joker and his lunch.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Timmy Turner and Hootch by Technomaru reviews
One day Timmy Turner looks through "Da Rules" and realizes he can wish for the one thing that kids cannot drink that isn't covered by the rulebook... but just like what happens when you give a kid beer... STUFF WILL HAPPEN! Story contains moral in the end
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Timmy, Cosmo - Complete
Couples Therapy by Persiana13 reviews
Farrah decides to play therapist with different hero couples. First up; Green Arrow and Black Canary Insanity Ensues! One Shot. Takes place in the DC Persiana-verse
Crossover - Avengers & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
TEGCUS: Bioshocked by President Megamanz reviews
Jack arrives in the horribly deformed 'Rapechair' to find many inside jokes and lulz!
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Jack R.
Keep It Professional, Arpeggio's Point of View by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
Wow, I've been meaning to write this for a while. Anyways, it'd be best if you read the original Keep It Professional, because you need to know Neyla's POV first. This would be Arpeggio's counter story. I hope people like it. This one is pro-N/A.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Arpeggio, Neyla - Complete
Waluigi the Master Thief by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
Hey, I just love Waluigi, and I think he deserves his own game. This is my interpretation of what a game starring him would be like. Waluigi is going to be traveling around, stealing stuff from all over the world. Rated T to be safe.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 144,568 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Waluigi - Complete
Catastrophe 5 by Persiana13 reviews
It's Back! In this one, Farrah persuades Wonder Woman to help her finally get Catman off her back, and Catwoman too. Insanity ensues! Tribute to GrimlockX4. One Shot. Takes place in the DC Persiana-verse.
Crossover - Avengers & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Tigra/Greer N., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Bolt Unlimited by H. Writer reviews
alternate reality to the movie. takes place when Penny's a teen. minor crossovers involved
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Transformation by BlackCorp reviews
The final thoughts of a mob enforcer as he falls victim to Professor Pyg
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
The Spirit: Broken Vows by Writrzblok reviews
When a private eye is murdered after investigating an adulterous socialite, The Spirit is on the case! But all is not as it seems.
Spirit - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009
Cracked Reflection by Misato reviews
Wherein what happened in Antarctica was more than it seemed, Rorschach makes some unpleasant discoveries, and Nightwing really doesn't need to be dealing with any of this right now. Set after Final Crisis.
Crossover - Nightwing & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Torture by Mikkeneko reviews
Ed is a tough, determined Alchemist, who won't be pushed around or forced into anything against his will. But can he stand up to this? Humor, no pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Envy, Sloth - Complete
Nostalgia Critic Reviews Peter Pan by Deven711 reviews
My first Nostalgia Critic fan fiction. If this review is popular enough, it might even become a series, much like my AVGN fan fiction. NOTE: This story does not reflect my opinions on the Peter Pan play. I loved it as a kid and still love it now.
Crossover - X-overs & Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Peter Pan - Complete
The Modern League by MechaUltimaZero reviews
Due to mounting threats to world security, Nick Fury of SHIELD has been authorized to create a new LXG: Dante, Methos, Selene, Hellboy, Rorschach, and Agent 86. This fic is discontinued, but the author is taking auditions for anyone else to continue it.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Bolt 2 Point 0 by Falrow reviews
Bolt 2.0: Something strange happens to Bolt at Penny's new school and abilities start to return to the Super Dog. But when two factions start searching for the Hero behind the strange stories in their small town, will the cost of these gifts be too high?
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,919 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009
Punish Me! by 1note reviews
The tale of the dreaded Captain Carnage and his fateful encounter with Nite Owl and Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Evas XLR by Xerxez reviews
Shinji Ikari wasn't sent to his Uncle upon his mother's death, but to a very distant cousin named Coop who lives in the states. No one in Tokyo-3 will be ready for this Shinji! Oneshot
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Dancing Fools by Persiana13 reviews
A certain insane author subjects the Justice League to one his more insane ideas. My parody on Dancing with the Stars. Let me introduce to you: Dancing with the Heroes! Laugh Riots abound! Complete!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
More Rules for the Watchtower by Persiana13 reviews
One Shot. Takes place in the DC Persiana-verse. In the stunning sequel, more rules are posted for living in the Watchtower.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Catnip Conundrum by Persiana13 reviews
One Shot. Farrah. Cat-nip. Hawkgirl. Aquaman. Do I really have to spell it out for you? Takes place in the DC Persiana-verse.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants are back on Wawanakwa for another season. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Ezekiel, Izzy - Complete
Something Fishy by Persiana13 reviews
Takes place in the Marvel Persiana-verse. Persiana discovers a new use for the swimming pool, much to the dismay of the Avengers' liaision Gyrich. Gyrich also becomes the catch of the day for some other New York residents. One Shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
ED, EDD, N EDDY ZOMBIES by Technomaru reviews
Taking place in a alternate universe, A mysterious virus has infected the children of the CulDeSac and made them into ravenous flesh eating zombies, is there no escape from this horror? Not for weak stomachs. Inspired by Marvel Zombies.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Ed, Sarah - Complete
Return of Deranged Killer Mutant Monster Snow Goon by texasPanzer reviews
Stupendous Man and Night Prowler are on the case when the Deranged Killer Mutant Monster Snow Goons return. Redone!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
ED, EDD, N EDDY ZOMBIES: Diary of the Ed by Technomaru reviews
A year after the unholy chaos caused in the hit horror fanfic "Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies" Zombie Ed, Edd, Eddy, n Marie's rampage continues to spread throughout the CN/ Adult Swim shows in their world. Not for weak stomachs. Inspired by Marvel Zombies.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Marie, Eddy - Complete
Harvey Birdman Versus The Organization XIII by Tinyrocket reviews
Harvey Birdman goes to the World That Never Was because Xemnas' aerial blades are copyright from Star Wars. Unfortunately, he have to deal with thirteen literally heartless people. NOT for Harvey Birdman fans.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
C L I C H É F I E L D by LovaAtHeart reviews
In the following you will find one of two things: either a spoof of the movie "Cloverfield", or a guild of demonic monkeys. If it's the latter, it means you will die a long and painful death. Fortunately, it'll probably be the Cloverfield spoof.
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
With Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth! by Spawn of Kong reviews
Captains Sparrow & Barbossa and the crew of the Black Pearl have arrived at a cave that leads to the Fountain of Youth, only to find its entrance guarded by a creature so foul and cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived!
Crossover - Monty Python & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Cat Revolution by texasPanzer reviews
Garfield, fed up of being with Odie, has finally announced a cat revolution!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,519 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Gluttony's Bedtime Story by DarkSoccerKnight7012 reviews
Oneshot. Lust, Gluttony, and Envy spend the night at the hotel from hell...much to Envy's dismay. But before Gluttony can fall asleep, Lust has to tell him a bedtime story...Let's just say Envy won't be happy. Read and Review, please!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Lust, Gluttony - Complete
War with Deranged Killer Mutant Monster Snow Goons by texasPanzer reviews
What if a snow goon managed to escape Calvin's ice prison that he had created to stop them? They make their own Alamo stand as Susie's house. Reviews graciously accepted Directors Cut 7 Sept 2010
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Dr Weird's Crazy Antics by Dr. Weird's Assistant Mark reviews
What happens when Dr. Weird begins to do a much of crazy stuff? What do you think? R&R please.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2005
Come Away by Penny Dreadful reviews
A Story In Several Chapters In Which We See A League Of Extraordinary Pirates Formed
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2004
The League by NightSlash reviews
Complete. My idea for a modern League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. A new League gets recruited to uncover a bizarre plot involving a time machine.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,053 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
Shinji Almighty by Gregg Landsman reviews
Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 12/17/2002
Amazing Zoo Crew: The Harmony Trap by GreyFlank reviews
(now with Chapter 10!)Captain Carrot's Amazing Zoo Crew as you've never seen them before! Vertigo style and absolutely serious, Furry Anthropomorphic novel lenght eventually
DC Elseworlds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2003 - Published: 3/22/2002
The Giant Slime of Squishy Doom by NeoJericho reviews
Dr. Weird accidently creates a giant blob, which begins destroying New Jersey. The ATHF race to stop it, and maybe set up their Spring Break vacation on the way.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2002
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The Supernovas reviews
A single death sets in motion a sequence of events, forcing several heroes to unite in order to halt a grand catastrophe in which the fate of the world hangs in the balance. co-authored by Grimm Gun
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55,876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 9/7/2009
Beware the Ice Queen reviews
It's been six months since Lucy attempted suicide, and the Ice Queen's been terrorizing crooks for four of them. But now she has to deal with both her personal life...and a mysterious figure who calls himself the Cryptic. Update: The story has finally ended, read within to see the conclusion of Lucy and Mike's love triangle.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,555 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Lucy, Daisy, Michael, Augustus - Complete
Ultimate Crisis
The reboot to my earlier Fic Ultimate Crisis on Alternate Earths. Years after his failed Cat Revolution, Garfield has broken out of prison with the help of a multiverse traveling supervillain. Now he's returned to try and conquer the Earth for real. Ties into texaspanzer's Fanfiction: Cat Revolution. Is also coauthored by Texaspanzer.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,166 - Published: 10/20/2012
Shipwreck reviews
Some things in life are better left unseen...or undiscovered for that matter.
DreamKeepers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Welcome to Hell reviews
Jason Vhoorhees and Leatherface are both formidable killers and when they end up working together, there's nobody safe at Crystal Lake...but when a superhero named Longcoat shows up with the intention of solving a missing persons case...the two killers are going to finally learn just why the vigilante is called "The Demon of the Underworld."
Crossover - Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012
IM Meen Meets Mad Stan
Exactly what it sounds like...except about as YouTube Poop inspired as Hero Exchange Program and hopefully as good.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Mad Stan - Complete
Left 4 Something reviews
The Left 4 Dead games didn't show all the groups of survivors...here's the stroy of how many fictional characters dealt with them, while finding their own safe zones.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012
Ultimate Crisis On Alternate Earths reviews
A year after his failed Cat Revolution, Garfield is approached by a mysterious man who teams up with him to take over the multiverse, now only A small army of heroes are the only thing that can stop him. made in partnership with Texaspanzer. Canceled, reboot currentlyin progress.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009
How Cloverfield Really Ended reviews
J.J. Abrams was lying, this is what really happened at the end of Cloverfield. Oneshot.
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Hero Exchange Program reviews
When Link and Mario get tired of their normal routines they decide to switch places for a year and man does it seriously censored things up. Inspired by Youtube Poop.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Mario
The Afox Files Volume II reviews
The sequel to The AFox Files Volume I, but rather than groups of extraordinary people we will discuss one of the many sets of 52 Universes known as a Multiverse.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Prelude reviews
In this one shot prequel to a future Fic, come gaze upon a most interesting beast and news of a race of villainous beings that desire mankind's demise...plus a promise that the very thing that could bring them here could very well be their own defeat.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & DreamKeepers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
The Madness Returns Again reviews
Here dear readers is my second collection of fan made Monty Python Sketches.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
The American League reviews
When the Queen of Hearts teams up with Kutulu to take over the world, the US Government sends a band of adventurers to stop their dastardly plot before it's too late.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010
The AFox Files Volume I reviews
Here dear reader, is the information on the Leagues that the Black Dossier does not mention. Note: This is an early Fic of mine.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Complete
League Of Fools
Come reader to a tale containing an incompetent band of adventurers, an evil doctor, bizzarre characters, and an out of character Mycroft Holmes reviews gladly accepted.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,561 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010
The Madness Returns reviews
These are the scripts I made for a Fanfiction Monty Python episode...let's have a look shall we.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Watchdogs reviews
This is going to be rewritten.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009
Eds in Wonderland reviews
An alien entity by the name of Cthulhu bestows upon the Eds superpowers to drive out his mortal enemy the Queen of Hearts!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
opertion: vertigo
In all the multiverse earth-53 is one of the weirdest ones of all where 50% of the animal population and the human race are on the same level. Where a vigilante known as Rorscratch comes face to face with earth-53's greatest terrorist mind.
DC Elseworlds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete