Author has written 24 stories for DC Elseworlds, Ed, Edd n Eddy, X-overs, Disney, Watchmen, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Monty Python, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Cloverfield, Misc. Games, Bittersweet Candy Bowl, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, DreamKeepers, X-Men, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, My Little Pony, Mario, Batman Beyond, Friday the 13th, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Inglourious Basterds.
Name: Alex Foix.
Nationality: Swedish/French with a hint of English.
Appearance: I'm not sure I'll have to fill this one in later.
Personality: aside from an overzealous sense of justice and Asberger Syndrome I have nothing for now.
Dream: to become a great writer and if possible to travel the Multiverse.
Be Against Abortion!
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
STOP CHILD ABUSE!
A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.
-If you believe in GOD and are proud of it please copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be considered a planet, copy this into your profile.
If you believe the Multiverse exists paste this onto your profile.
If you get easily enraged paste this onto your profile.
If you might be descended from royalty post this on your profile.
If you have a bad short term memory paste this onto your profile.
As mentioned above I have a fanatic belief in the Multiverse, the version of M-therory I believe in is vastly different from what scientists believe. See it's my considered opinion that every work of fiction on our Earth is reality on other ones just like ours what kind of Fiction-Earth our Earth is has not been determined although I suspect it may have something to do with the real Life Superhero Movement.
As a result of this belief I can write stuff that features crude humor, graphic violence, and foul language but still be able to do so on a clean conscience.
I also have an almost religious obsession with writing this has lead me to devise new ideas for Fics (some of which are mentioned below)along with a wide variety of things I intend to make actual fiction (for example I have drawn up plans to try and make a film that parodies the Revolutionary War.)
As for why I'm on this site, well sometime last year I found a story called Reality Check which inspired me to join the site, sadly it's been deleted...don't ask it's a long story.
The other reason I'm here is to cultivate my writing skills until they're so good I'm guarantied to become a great writer.
Remember I'm open to all ideas and if either have one for a Fic of mine or for a new Fic then tell me I'd like to hear it.
Contrariwise if you have trouble with a Fic and want an idea for it then if you want to ask me for an idea.
One more thing, if anyone who reads this finds out about a webcomic called Weapon Brown please avoid it at all costs, that thing is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life and I can testify to that.
D. Gray Man.
The Looking Glass Wars.
The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series.
Lemony Sniket's a Series of Unfortunate Events.
The Artemis Fowl Series.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Ed, Edd, N' Eddy.
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
The Total Drama Series.
The Spectacular Spiderman.
Spiderman the New Animated Series.
Justice League/Justice League Unlimited.
Batman the Animated Series.
Legion of Superheroes.
Codename: Kids Next Door.
Youtube Poop (sort of an honorary cartoon.)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
The Mask: The Animated Series.
Ace Ventura the Animated Series.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Nextwave: Agents of HATE
DC's Crisis Series.
The Dark Knight Returns.
The Dark Knight Strikes Back.
All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder
Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew.
Jack of Fables.
The Spirit (both Will Eisner and the new series.)
Batman and Robin.
Super Smash Brothers.
Modern Warfare 2
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1 & 2
The Ratchet and Clank Series.
The Sly Cooper Series.
The Sims 2
The Dark Knight.
Iron Man 1 & 2.
Transformer's 1 & 2.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
Star Trek (2009 film).
Alice in Wonderland 2010.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Austin Powers: The Spy who shagged me.
Airplane 2 the Sequel.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
X-men: First Class.
The Cannonball Run.
Favorite TV Shows.
Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Dukes of Hazard.
Ozy and Millie.
Lost and Found Investigations.
Kevin and Kell.
Sandra and Woo.
Antihero for Hire.
Goblins: Life Through Their Eyes.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl.
WilburxViolet (Meet the Robinsons/Incredibles)
DiegoxVanya (Umbrella Academy)
SmaxxRexa (Top Ten)
LuffyxHancock (One Piece)
TomxDhalula (Tom Strong)
GrayshirtxCobweb (Tomorrow Stories)
ShermanxMegan (Sherman’s Lagoon)
SplashxDaisy (Tomorrow Stories)
VioletxQuigley (Series of Unfortunate Events)
KlausxFiona (Series of Unfortunate Events)
SpidermanxKitty (ultimate Marvel)
DamienxNightstar (Kingdom Come)
AxelxAlice (Kingdom Hearts/Alice in Wonderland)
DannyxSam (Danny Phantom)
TimmyxTootie (Fairly Oddparents)
MVPxCloud 9 (Marvel Comics)
BeakxAngel (Marvel Comics)
BatwingxGorrilla Girl (Marvel Comics)
SquidboyxPixie (Marvel Comics)
ArtemisxHolly (Artemis Fowl Series)
Almost any form of candy.
Just about anything with chocolate.
White grape juice.
Likes: watching TV, listening to music, playing video games, reading, writing, talking to other writers, alligators, reimagining fictional characters (though unlike that asshole Jason Yungbluth I actually treat them with respect and try to leave some innocence), hot chicks (especcially furry ones), imagining painful deaths for Jason Yungbluth, and being a freak.
Dislikes: annoyances (probably a lot more then you do,) conformism (nobody removes my freakishness,) communism (they fall under same category as conformists,) satanists (pure evil,) socialists that work in the schooling system and Government (brainwashers,) Garth Ennis (and everything he's wrote both of which I absolutely despise), Jason Yungbluth (for writing Weapon Brown which I hate more than Garth Ennis...and Jason is on the same level of hate), Twilight (and the bitch who wrote it), 1000 ways to Die (and the motherfucker that wrote it), Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead (not as bad as Weapon Brown but still bad enough for me to despise it), the administrators at TV Tropes (pretty much all of them are complete dicks), and hypocrites (these I dislike the most.)
This spot will be to display the map of the Multiverse that I use in most my Fics after the First Nine Sets are completed I'll post it.