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Oh my god. I made this account 5 years ago. I am just now rediscovering it and I am absolutely embarrassed. LOL

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.

If everytime you hear thunder you think or say "well someone got a home run", copy and paste this into your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you wish you could meet all your favorite celabritys, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.

I KINDA FEEL LIKE A IDIOT...OH! WAIT! I AM AN IDIOT!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE! HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE! HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME?? I JUST HAD SANDWICH! NO ORDINARY SANDWHICH! A SANDWICH WITH JELLYFISH JEEELLLYYYY!!

I LUV SPONGEBOB! but not as much as twilight!

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do stores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

.
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think thid is soo true copy it into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.
If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.
If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.
If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you”

“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”

“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”

“Tired of living and scared of dying.”

“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”

“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.

“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”

My birthday is 8-12 i have a black shirt on...wow it acctually sounds like me! lol jk.. hobos are pretty cool though

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 750 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list to your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seriously discussed the pros and cons of vampire/werewolf husbands with your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this to your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, copy and paste this to your profile

f you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this to your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this to your profile

If you check the internet 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a walking, talking twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don't want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found them on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!!

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just .
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't until Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

1.(jan)i killed

2. (feb)i needed

3.(mar)i ran naked with

4.(apr)i jumped

5.(may)i had sex with

6.(june)i shot

7.(july)i banged

8.(aug)i luved

9.(sept)i ran shirtless with

10.(oct)i robbed

11.(nov)i slapped

12.(dec)i stabbed

-pick the day you were born on-

01.two bi chicks

02.a homeless guy

03. jacob black

04.a mop

05.Barney the dinosaur

06. edward cullen

07.a stripper

08.my luver

09.my ex boy/girl friend

10.bella swan

11. a movie star

12.the school slut

13.a hooker

14.a drunk

15.a crack head

16.a hottie

17.a cat

18.a teletubby

19.a homo

20.paris hilton

21. mike newton

23.elmo

24.a rockstar

25.your toothbrush

26.a glass of milk

27.the kool-aid man

28.a french fry

29.a lesbo

30.a evil boy aka emo!

31.jerry the snow man

-pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

whitebecause that hoe stole my taco

blackbecause im the sexiest beeoch alive

pinkbecause emmet told me to!

redbecause i bringing sexy back yepp!

brown because bella is my freind

polka dotsmy azz is perfecto!

purplecuz im gangsta my home skillett biscut lol!

graybecause im kool like dat

otherbecause i have double d's

greenim a freak'n tree hugger thats why!

orangebecause i look like lindsy lohan

maroonbecause im a preppy

turquoisebecause i love water yeah baby!

bluebecause edward dazzles me!

tye dyebecause im a fucking suba diver you got a problem with that didnt think so!

nonecuz i have a killer six pack

yellowbecause i want chips!!

-put it all together and laugh your head off!-

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!

YOUR REAL NAME:

Patricia(real) (everyone calls me janey)

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)

Patr-izzle or Jane-izzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Yellow Platypus

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)

Jane Mayfield

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)

Ohrja

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Blue Monster

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your middle name)

Arjrace (for both siblings names both start with c.)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Parents middle names)

Patricia Alan

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Comet

Type your name with your nose:jaaney

Type your name with your knuckles: janey

Type your name with your name with your feet: jsaney

Type you name with a pen without looking:kamey

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

One Time- Justin Bieber

Waking up:

Freckles-Natasha Bedingfield

First Day at school:

One Step Closer-Linkin Park

Making Your New Best Friend:
Im Like a Lawyer With The Way Im Always Trying To Get You Off(Me&You)- Fall Out Boy

Falling In Love:
Ching-a-LingMissy Elliot

Breaking Up:
Second Chance-Shinedown(wow not kidding)

Prom:
Fall for You- Secondhand Serenade(again...im not kidding)

Graduation:
Gives You Hell-All American Rejects(haha im not kidding.)

Life's Okay:
Sexy Can I-Ray J

Death of a Close Friend:
I Gotta Feeling-Black Eyed Peas

Mental Breakdown:
Diva-Beyonce

Driving:
Circus-Brittany Spears

Flashback:
Goodbye-Secondhand Serenade

Getting Back Together:
Feeling Good- Adam Lambert

Birth of Child:
Miami-Will Smith

Wedding Scene:
Halo-Beyonce(Wow. theses are too perfect...i wanted them to be funny...=)

Car Accident:
Pocketful of Sunshine-Natasha Bedingfield

Final Battle:

Dont Stop Believin'-Journey

Death Scene:
Single Ladies(Put a Ring On It)-Beyonce

Funeral Song:
Paper Planes-M.I.A.

End Credits:
American Boy-Estelle

Deleted Scenes:

Angel-Sarah McLachlan

Okay some of those were perfect and some were the complete opposite...

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The Love I Left Behind by Batman4eva reviews
Eclipse never happened,Bella finds out that she is pregnant with Edward’s child and leaves because she is scared that he will get angry or want believe her.16 years later she has twins and a new coven.What happens when they meet a certain group at school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shakespeare’s Edward and Bella by Batman4eva reviews
The Swans and Masen’s had a falling out and have been enemies since. But what happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will the Cullen’s and Hales help them be tighter? Or will they suffer the same fate as Romeo and Juliet did?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,211 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Twist in My Story by Batman4eva reviews
Bella Swan moves back to Forks with her brother Emmett and Dad Charlie and meets all her friends again. But what happens when her best friend is something she never thought he would be? All human. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hidden Away by Lady R. Lotus reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and I've been living in secret, hidden away from humanity all my life. Everyday I have to endure this miserable torment my abusive father and vile brother bring down upon me. Please, someone, anyone, can you save me? BxE, Rated:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,580 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
That's life? by LovingMyDoctor reviews
Charlie abuses Bella and forces her to break up with Edward. She has no other choice but to obey him. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,249 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By My Side by bookfan45 reviews
They have been best friends for years and she has always been by his side. With one year left before college, can Bella let Edward know her true feelings for him amidst the obstacles that could tear between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,923 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My New Life by ThatChickThereCharron reviews
ok ppl this is a twilight fanfic and there will be BxE but later on. Alright, I'm done with this story. It most definately will not be added to again...sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/3/2008
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,322 - Follows: 5,698 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suicide Girl by Lollirotxox reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what I wanted most. But without the one I wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. I'm Bella Suicide. /Continued.\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,994 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
For the Love of Alice by Isannah reviews
Bella is an English teacher. Edward Masen is Hollywood's talented but troubled up and coming actor. Can a terminally ill girl bring them together? Rated M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 234,159 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since Seven by My Silver Angel Wings reviews
Since she was seven, Bella has been abused, and tortured. After her parents were murdered and she taken. A police force found her chained to a wall. What happens when a family of vampires become her foster family? ExB Canon pairs! ABUSE RAPE! CAUTION
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Haunting Past by futureauthor62 reviews
Bella has a bad-girl reputation and is moved constantly from one foster home to another. What happened to make her into the bad girl that she is? And, will things change when she goes to live with the Cullens? AH, OOC. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,929 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Blinding Lights by Sovoyita reviews
Bella Swan was in an accident that rendered her blind. When she moves to Forks with her father and brother, she gains friends and meets Edward, the school boy charm. Will she let down her walls and will Edward change his charmer ways? And how? BXE; AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,063 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Choose You by jesterjam reviews
Bella gets changed after Edward left and ends up in another coven. Her and the Cullen family run into each other while hunting and Edward immediately starts to figuire out a plan to get her back. But who is this other guy that is trying to get her heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella
Tracked by Breanne Marie reviews
Bella's worst fear is Tracking her, not only for her body, but also for her blood. Will the Cullens be able to help her? Who IS the Tracker? Mild Rape and Cussing. Takes Place During "Twilight" so it has some of the same events. EdwardXBella Vampire&Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,716 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen HeART by Wordy reviews
Bella Swan was planning her latest heist in the art world. A sixty million dollar Picasso hung on the wall of one of the richest men in the world... He is the only person standing between her and a vast fortune.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,310 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Of Fate and Destiny by holly7tree reviews
Perm Hiatus...He is destined to rule the vampire world. He must leave the one he loves to fullfill this prophecy. She is destined to join with him and rule together. Will they find each other? And if they do, will Fate get in the way? Cannon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
my pirate by RMary332 reviews
bella is about to marry her lord out on the sea. when the ship is attacked by the evil pirate Edward Cullen.he take her abord his to use as his common whore. but things start to heat up they both realize how well they are meant for each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Way Flight by pianolover8 reviews
Bella is going to Milan for an art competition while Edward is going to Milan for a piano competition. What happens when they have to sit next to each other on plane for 12 hours as complete strangers? All human! Check it out and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,083 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Corner by appirates reviews
Bella owns a coffee shop, Twilight Corner, and James helps her. He is also her boyfriend but he beats her. One day she meets a bronze-haired boy. He is also hurting. Can they save each other? T for violence! R&R please! BxE eventually AH and AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,841 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Storm Before the Calm by sweetmahogany reviews
Bella Swan and Jasper Hale have been dating for 2 years. What happens when the Cullens move to town and the two youngest siblings take an interest in the happy couple? Canon pairings eventually. AU, OOC,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,273 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Electronegativity by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Edward attacks Bella when he first sees her. Thankfully, she was late for school, so no one was around at the time. Good news for Edward, not so much for Bella. Normal pairings. All vampires. Rating subject to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,382 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dawn of Hope by banditlover reviews
ON HIATUS. SORRY!The Cullens live in Europe during the Holocaust. Bella is Jewish and escapes from a concentration camp. What happens when Edward finds her in the woods? read and find out! rated T because of Holocaust themes nd language.AU kinda ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Past is Forgotten by almostbella95 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan have been best friends since birth, but their faith will be tested when Bella becomes the school psychopath after being raped and beaten by her stepfather, Phil. ExB, slightly OOC, AH, AU, ALL HUMAN. Rating subject to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Only One by thegirlwhoreadsfanfic reviews
-ON HIATUS- Emmett and Bella were the perfect couple. Well until Em and B must move back to Em's home in Forks cuz his dad is dying. Bella meets Edward, Emmett's brother. Emmett meets Edward's fiance Rosalie. Will sparks fly? LEMONS! Please READ! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,905 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Love by m.jan529 reviews
What happens when Bella has found Edward and Rosalie making love? And Emmett found out and took Bella away. Will things get interesting with Bella and Emmett? Will they ever be able to forgive Edward and Rosalie? And get back with them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008
Speechless by Foundation of Dreams reviews
AH AU. E/B. When Edward meets Bella, she doesn't speak. Will she let him help her find her voice? Will he stay after he finds out her biggest secret? Complete, with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,718 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Get The Point by soxmuchxmorexx3 reviews
Bella and Edward are friends. She loves him, and wants him. Can he get the point? A/U A/H ExB one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Ending by JustLikeAlice21 reviews
Bella and Edward end up in Vegas after two very different breakups with their significant others. They get drunk and married, but will they get their perfect ending? All human, cannon couple and of course lemons! First fic so please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,026 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Existence by holly7tree reviews
27 years. 27 years of darkness. 27 years of darkness and pain. It was all because of him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sometimes a New Beginning is Not Possible by sweettartcrazy reviews
Bella leaves behind everything at Forks to escape her abusive ex-boyfriend. When she enters her dorm room at Regis U. she meets the Adonis himself. Can he teach her how to love and trust again. Or will her past catch up with her and ruin everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dont touch me by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
Pure As Snow, Evil As Fire by masochisticdisorder reviews
AH / AU. Bella is the new girl. She has a very bad record from her last schools. She meets Edward, a very problematic boy. They detest each other. Will that hate become passion? Not everything seems what it looks like. BLOOD, ANGER, HATE... AND PURE LUST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
In their dreams by Briionyy-Ransommm reviews
Sequel to broken and bleeding. Isabella Swan had vivid dreams about a boy she's never met. One day at therapy she finds another psychiatric dreams patient... his name is Edward Cullen and he's been dreaming of her. Better than it sounds. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,557 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The secret of the Volturi by hayleyhoo reviews
Two months before her 18th birthday Bella is kidnapped by the Volturi Bella had never met Edward or any vampires before :D Discontinued! Sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella
unexpected mate by hayleyhoo reviews
When Edward leaves in New moon bella is changed but both Bella and Edward find new loves! Just an idea :D Tel me if good/bad please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Lost and Found by x-Eme-x reviews
Edward returns to Forks after a two year absence, but Bella is not in Forks. She is in a mental institution.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,771 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
24 Hours in a new skin by Amber Elm reviews
This is an AU but NOT OOC story that came to me. It would take place before Breaking Dawn. Edward gets the chance to be human for 24 hours. What will he do? How will Bella react? The rating is necessary because I think you can guess some things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New family by twilightsister101 reviews
Edward Cullen is a Human that has always lived in Forks. Bella Swan and her vampire family just moved to Forks. What will Edward do when they meet? Will his blood call to bella? read to find out. First Story! Working title!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tutor or Torture by SmileBright reviews
All human. Bella, angel-child, has to tutor Edward. Edward is difficult, he's a druggie, and has a screwed up past. Can they set aside their differences and be friends? Or more? Rated: M for kinda coarse language and kinda adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,983 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
7 things I hate about you by Summerbear412 reviews
Bella's dad, Charlie is getting married. Bella doesn't like her. Soon, her step-mom became abusive and Edward, her best friend starts to became suspicious because of the bruises on her arms. Will Edward find out the mystery? AH, Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Broken and bleeding by Briionyy-Ransommm reviews
Isabella is raped, she then goes to forks where she meets the player Edward. after they fall in love, Isabella Swan wakes up from a vivid dream. WHat happens when she meets the man who made her want to sleep?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,225 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twisted Twilight by emdog32996 reviews
Freaky Firday crossover. what happens when Mike and Edward switch Bodies? Will Mike learn the truth? Will they start to be friends? Or will Mike tell the world about the Cullens? the cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
happily ever afterwhere? by hayleyhoo reviews
Bella has problems and the only way she can deal with them is to self-harm but when she found out shes sent to boarding school will her new friends be able to help her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,186 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
When She Looked At Me by Strange.x.And.x.Beautiful reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Oneshot. Snapshots of Jacob and Nessie’s relationship through the years. JxN
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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This Can't Be Happening reviews
Edward has always been popular and is always getting in trouble. He never thought he would fall for his bestfriend Emmett's sister. Bella. Everything will change for him... AU. A Walk To Remember twist, but at the same time different.M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,864 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
With a Burning Passion reviews
Bella was a victim of a house fire and has a reminder of that everyday, Edward is a firefighter and has a hard time caring about people. What happens when she meets the man that saved her life in a grocery store? Better than it sounds. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward