Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Tis be Chappers Dawn here
ps. first warning. I AM THE MOST RANDOM PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET/ READ ABOUT! I EAT RANDOM FOR BREAKFAST
SIDE NOTE: I OWN NOTHING.
ok...first my name: well, about delivering to fascists. It is a hard job. Not many people know many fascists. I know several; Hilter, Mussolini (also known as Aro), and my friend Emily. Especially of free dress day (for anyone who doesn't get it, on a free dress day promoting all things harmonious, Emily and I made yellow tops hats with a personalised version of the hammer and the sickle and paraded around like communist leaders. Many people said we looked like we had sticks up our asses. But everyone thought it was a laugh. Except Mr Holmes, the pedophile S and E teacher.)
anway, Melanie have this thing with codenames (the full code is on her profile...pizzadeliveryforthefifthfloor) and the code for lemons is pizza and the code for edward is Prefects Bathroom on the Fifth Floor. Then, sometime after we made this code, we had to get into a group for a S and E assignment and we needed to come up with a name. We originally had Pizzadeliveryforthefifthfloor but Mr Pedo himself said it was to long, so me, being the genius that i am, shortened it and added the fascist aspect to it.
As for the Chappers Dawn thing... it is a long story involving pop-tarts, rainbow shoelaces, rabid giraffes and meatloaf.
things i like: CHOCOLATE, dementors, twilight (DUH), mineral water, icetea, my crackhead bestie Melanie, Cathy...my other crackhead friend, CRACKISM (our religion), alternative rock bands like The Prodigy and Muse. But not Fall Out Boy. The Might Boosh, ghosting, hamish and andy, fonts such as century gothic and verdana...really, mostly anything in my life...
except for Rebecca Brinkworth's taste in music...shivers
fav hobbies: reading, writing, listening to music, homework (hahaha...got you scared there didn't i), shopping, going to the movies, hanging out with friends, going to the park, acting weird in elevators, paint shop pro and clicking loud pens...annoyingly
fav foods: chocolate, gelato, mangos, strawberries, pinapple juice, icetea, mineral water (the one in the can that you can buy at the canteen), wedges, lasagana, sushi and apple slice
my future career: comedian, director, musician, writer, podcaster, or a member of the Volturi so powerful i could melt your brain...
fav movies: THE LABYRINTH...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DANCE MAGIC DANCE (I
NEWS FLASH!! THE GREATEST THING SINCE POP TARTS IS HERE...A DAY IN THE LIFE OF TWO SPED CHILDREN
check it out. that is the podcast i do with my best friend Emily Philimore
STORY IDEAS...YAY YAY YAY
okay, after writing Welcome to the Black Parade i got asked to write another one. I decided to pass, i like how it ended, but i thought of a whole range of oneshots that base themselves on songs. Here they are, and i want you vote on them. If no-one votes, i will kill you. Jks. I'll just kill Melanie.
Story 1.77254...lol...: The Puppeter
Story 3: Time Is Running Out
Story 4: Marus's Wife
On the subject of Marcus, how deppressing would it be to have your mate killed by the leader of your clan, but to also have the power to see relationships. OHHH...anther idea!
Story 5: Marcus (WOOT) POV. What does he see when Bella and Edward walk through the door to Vollturra? Probs another depressing story. Might tie in with Marcus's Wife as a 2 part.
WHICH ONE IS THE ODD ONE OUT?
i think you know the answer, don't you?
Do you guys listen to that? I do. If you do, EMAIL ME @ Edward.Cullen.Rox.Ma.Sox@Gmail.com
All Time Greatest Quotes:
'In the begining the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely beem considered as a bad move.' - The Hitchhickers Quide to the Galaxy
'Yes. Fine. Humans are terrific. We all agree; now let's go home.' - the Night World Two Daughters of Darkness
'Naboo: You've read all the books, but when it comes to the crunch - where are you?
'You can't kill jazz, boy. I is jazz!' - The Mighty Boosh
'I'm dissabled' - The IT Crowd
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
'Brett is upset but is cheared up by the talking oven. Jamaie opens oven door to words 'Let's bake a cake!' - Flight of the Conchords
Funniest Things I've Ever Said:
'Have you seen his cankles? They're like cottage cheese!"
'‘coz im a student councillor and the student councill expects something of me and to be truthfull spending the night at sunnies made me realize something and that something was not 'sunnie is not a lesbian' (i figured that ages ago) it was 'twilight has turned us into crack addicts'
‘I told you he loves you. I truly have the amazing horoscopic powers of the mind’
'Super Massive Black...BABIES!!'
‘the short answer is that i get all ma material from the Internet. The Internet is something that normal people look on to find pictures of gorgy, marvy boys!! (gorgeous) hahahahaha...edward!!’
‘prob jim, so you could populate the island again...see where this is going frannie...i hope u do...i dont want to explain...oh well...when a man loves a woman very much...CENSORED...i cant belive u think i was going to write that, just so u could know what actually happeneds in Breaking Dawn...geezz’
'ps i dont want edward, he's bellas and she told me she would kill me if i got close to edward, so if u want edward, go ahead and be killed by bellas wrath. '
'you still beta give me the dvd...
...or else i will use the power of muse and my vampire power of everywhere-ness to come and kill you
what u dont know is im really sitting right next to you while u read this
you have been warned'
‘3: What are you most afraid of? Melanie...obviosly she had not made u play the tube game’
‘9: What's your eye color? it changes every day...smart people gets it’
‘12. Do you have A.D.D.? yes, Adiction to EDward Disorder’
‘17. Current worry right now? i have to give twilight to my dad today...and i dont think he'll give it back...’
‘26.. Can you whistle? melanie knows...i often challenge her to whistle battles...and she refuses coz she cant be bothered losing...hahahaha whistles super massive black hole’
‘38.What pets do you have? a pack of 'werewolve' shapeshifters’
‘'He'll be mine one day'
'until that day comes, ...SANTAGE?'’
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Nicola Cullen (u prob know ma bros + sistas...EDWARD...sigh...incest...)
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and childhood street)
(it's ironic coz thats really ma full middle name...but i Campbell street was the first street i live on in Perth)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Obi Wan Cullen...i have said too much
jks if i do it right its...
(which ironically, sounds like Cullen; which is ma last name)
(and ironically that sounds like my human last name...again...i have said too much)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (The 1st, 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
indiana jones (or mr dhue's) theme song plays
its a bird, it a plane, no its...
(again...i have said too much)
7. YOUR BLUES SINGER NAME: (The mood you are in now, and the last name of any PM)
(actually thats a pretty funky band name Mel + Frannie)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (grandmother and grandfather's first name)
(i know...such a witness protection name!)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
hahahahaha fooled u, you twilight fans!
Black...Dead is ma real goth name
(aren't i emo!) XD
Fun Fun Times:
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
Funny Copy & Pastes for your profile!
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!!
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the hell of it copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If everything around you brings some kind of reminder of Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you think Stephenie Meyer should continue Midnight Sun, copy this to your profile.
If you are a Twilight crazed fangirl and proud of it, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door (or wall!), copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have true friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are absolutely in love with StephenieMeyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.
If you cried when you read the ending of Shadow Kiss, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get the Twilight series, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you look around and ask: "Where?", when someone says 'Edward', copy and paste that into your profile.
If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the Cullens/Swans, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people mistake you for a vampire (coughcough I am one coughcough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile
If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high, copy this into your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you are against child abuse, Copy and paste this on your profile
A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Therapist = the / rapist... scary thought
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or EdwardCullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is you and your friends shouting at the top of your lungs in public place that you are in love with the characters of twilight (several times a day). Crazy is when you go up to random people who pass you in the halls asking them is they’ve read twilight and smacking them if they haven’t. Crazy is when is in English, you have to write about a guy named Edward from a book, you and your friends all laugh and write all about twilight for your story. Crazy is when your at the mall and you start screaming at the top of your lungs at random people "Bite me!" If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
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Welcome to the Black Parade:
as you can see...im kinda on crack a lot of the time
and, more recently, i have discovered the joy of coffee
so..i'll leave you to your life
Nicola and her pesky ghosts that come out of bloodstains