Saturn T. Riddle
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Joined 03-17-02, id: 185724, Profile Updated: 08-16-10
Author has written 24 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Star Wars, Moulin Rouge, and Lord of the Rings.

Hi, my name is Saturn T. Riddle (not really, but that is what you may call me). I've been here since 2002 (holy crap!), so most of my stuff is from back from when I was the delightful ages of 13-15. I'm 21 now and even though I took a hiatus from fanfic for many years, I still enjoy it just the same. As you might notice, I'm a hopeless romantic in the literary sense (RL not so much) and I'm a fan of the smutty variety of fic.

Find more of my surprisingly hot geekiness at livejournal [dot] com / da_widget (which you can also get to by clicking the "Homepage" link above).

Also, I apologize for any and all stupid/mildly offensive A/Ns floating around. I was a dumb teenager. Forgive me? :D

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Scandalous by TemptingTemptation reviews
One night of scandalous passion will change Bulma's life forever. V/B
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,171 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
Cops: In Montmarte by Spawkwing Diamond reviews
Why you shouldn't watch Cops right after Moulin Rouge...I thought it was hysterical, but then again, I am insane : A NEW UPDATE! AFTER A 3 YEAR HIATUS! REJOICE!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 4/29/2002
Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Corny Romance by The Potterettes reviews
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a force darker than evil threatened Star Wars fans worldwide. It was the corny romance, and could be fatal. The answer? A hunky Obi-Wan, a seriously cynical Padme, and an Anakin who can't spell his name.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 8/15/2002
Eye Of The Storm by Ladybug1 reviews
Haldir meets Anya in the forest during a storm. Plotless smut. Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Haldir
The Jedi Fellowship by Lady Celebare reviews
*ON HAITUS* When five very different Jedi Knights and two rebellious Padawans are thrown into a dangerous mission, the fate of galaxies is suddenly placed on their shoulders. Great author-insert fic!!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002
Tales Of The Brokenhearted by Brown-Eyes1 reviews
**UPDATED FINALLY** Obi Wan makes a confession to Padme after her rage wounds his soul. Takes place during Episode III. An Obidala (well kind of). A very sad fic. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 8/19/2002
One Big City, One Little Diner by JediShampoo reviews
A power outage on Coruscant leads Obi-Wan to Dex's Diner, where he lends comfort to a troubled waitress. R for a reason.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002
Star Wars - Beach House Style by Lady Celebare reviews
I know it's been done, but not like this. Complete mayhem reigns at a SoCal Beach house when two crazy authors set some Star Wars characters loose. Crossovers include Moulin Rouge, Life as a House, Lord of the Rings, DBZ, Black Hawk Down, Trainspotting,
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Complete
The Duke is a Dork by Spellcastre reviews
Justa short, stupid poem about how dumb the duke is. If you hate the duke, read this and laugh. Oh, and leave a review please! *smiles*
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2002
Sweet Sorrows by Brown-Eyes1 reviews
**FINISHED** The republic has scrum to the empire. Anakin has become Darth Vader. This tells the story of Obi Wan’s and Padme’s last days before darkness and death tares them apart. A very sad Obi/Padme love story. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2002 - Published: 5/18/2002
A Dangerous Bounty by Saiyan Butterfly reviews
Bulma is a bounty hunter! And she's set her sights on the most wanted man in the universe...Vegeta (i changed to R cause of the violence)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,903 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2002 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta
Relaxed Principles by JediShampoo reviews
Obi-Wan needs to make a deal for some information. And make some compromises. In a nightclub.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2002
Forever May Not Be Long Enough by Spawkwing Diamond reviews
Amidala gets a late night visitor...set about seven years after the Phantom Menace :)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2002
Unexpected by Sango reviews
Another Bulma/Vegeta story with a slight twist. Something unexpected changes their perception of each other (and Yamucha actually isn't a cheating jerk). **Completed**
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,922 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 5/3/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
She is Mine by maggie5 reviews
An alternate ending to everyone's favourite movie. Begins as Satine is looking at the gun pointed at Christian backstage while he's ranting senselessly. Heavy angst.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2002
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A Night Out reviews
Padme heads out alone for a drink. Obidala, sorta. T because she's at a bar, getting her drink on.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Stronger Than Love reviews
Padme witnesses something unexpected when she tries to visit Obi-Wan. Obi/OC, hints of Obidala, short oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Only Human reviews
This was written for and won the 8th Obidala Fan Forum Fic Challenge. Obi-Wan can't sleep and gets a "call" from Padme. Meanwhile, Anakin is freaking out over the fact that he's discovered thoughts of Padme are on Obi-Wan's brain.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Feel Good Drag reviews
Obidala songfic. Padme tells Obi-Wan she's pregnant, Obi-Wan gets angry.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Disease reviews
Obi-Wan's thoughts after Padme marries Anakin. Set to the song Disease by Matchbox Twenty. This is Obidala. You have been warned. T for a suggestive scene. R/R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
ObiWan's Choice reviews
*Chp 6 up* ObiWan's faith to the Order is put to the test when he meets Aleena. But is she really what she seems? This is a rewrite.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Obi-Wan K.
Whatever's Left reviews
Padme watches Obi-Wan walk out on her. Set during Ep. III when Obi-Wan comes to ask about Anakin's whereabouts. Very much Obidala. One-shot, very short.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Jedi and the Sith reviews
chp EIGHT up! :: What were to happen if a Jedi Knight and a Sith Lord were to fall in love? Somewhat of a prequel to Obi's Choice and To Meet Again, but takes place 25 years before Ep I.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/23/2003
Casablanca's reviews
Based off a combanation of scenes from the movie Casablanca, Padme finds ObiWan drunk and depressed in a bar. She has come to explain her marriage to her former lover. Clearly Obidala. RR
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Cardinal Sin reviews
AU. The Duke sees Christian and Satine together and goes a little crazy. RR
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005
Immortal reviews
A depressed ObiWan remembers his life as a Jedi Knight and General. M for a reason.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Obi-Wan K.
Stolen Moment reviews
1xR Heero has come back to kill Relena. Oh how original. Yeah this just came to me at about 4 in the morning, but it actually turned out better than I thought. RR
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Heero Y., Relena P.
Kaaleita reviews
Sequel to To Meet Again. Obi and Aleena go to Kaaleita for Jada-Clare's wedding. Aleena also starts to have dreams about her mother and is determained to figure out who she is. Sort of a companion to Jedi & Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2003
Suffer reviews
5 up The Guardien of Lorien shouldn't fall in love... especially before a battle. Kind of going by the movie version of TTT.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Haldir
Eowyn reviews
Book Eowyn's waiting for everyone to come back from Helm's Deep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Eowyn - Complete
The End of the Perfect Soldier reviews
Heero comes to visit Relena one night... but what does he want with her?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Secret Love reviews
*chp 2 up!* One of the Diamond Dogs has fallen in love with Christian. How can she tell him after Satine's death? This is the story of a girl who wouldn't give up and went against all odds for love.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002
All I Need Is You reviews
Padme has something to tell ObiWan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Obi-Wan K.
The Red Windmill reviews
Various characters reflect at certain parts of the movie.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/26/2002
Life Without You reviews
Obidala poetry.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
An Unexpected Kiss reviews
Sequel to An Unexpected Chat. HanLeia non AU. Takes place during the kiss scene.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2002 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Han S., Leia O.
Her Only Comfort reviews
Obidala. takes place after Anakin went to the Dark side. Padme and ObiWan grow closer while Padme's getting over the loss of Anakin.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2002 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Mace Windu reviews
Poem about Mace Windu's lightsaber. Not that kind of lightsaber.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Complete
An Unexpected Chat reviews
Takes place in A New Hope. HanLeia. After Leia storms out of the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon after her conversation w Han, he follows her to a deserted room. RR
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete