Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Misc. Books.
Hi! I am TreasureDimond, but please call me Treasure.
I love to read and read a lot.
I like soccer and play often and I am on a SAM team.
I am open if you want me to read your story, just pm/write/mail me on here.
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Nana’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts.
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards ,copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.
FRIENDS VERSUS BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Go right ahead and make your family dinner
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DARN! We messed up!"
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: Look at you strange when you say something completely random
BEST FRIENDS: Continue the conversation like you said nothing strange at all.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him saying, "You have 24 hours to live".
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd with no life
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST hate all blondes
I'm PUNK, so I MUST smoke pot
I'm MOODY, so I MUST be depressed and cut my wrists
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I HAVE A CRUSH, so I MUST write his name all over my stuff and want to marry him someday
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be hideous, rude, and/or incapable of getting a boyfriend
I READ A LOT, so I MUST spend most of my time alone (OMG this is true. Death to those who say it isnt)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be obnoxious and annoying
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I trip up stairs, run into poles, and can't spell have the time, so I MUST be stupid.
Sterotypes are false, unecessary, and stupid.If you believe this, post this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people who came up with sterotypes, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS.
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda"
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look effin gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the darn Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
What I really need is minions...
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
A person who smiles in crisis has found someone to blame.
7/5 of all people do not understand fractions.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It's not MY fault I never learned to accept responsibility!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do.
Solutions are NOT the answer.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? (Or if a vampire really sucks for that matter?)
Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
Change is good, but dollars are better.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
I know you think you understand what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.
Why get even when you can get odd?
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
Why is it called "after dark" when it's really "after light"?
The day without the sun, is like, you know, night.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable.
It was all so different before everything changed.
If time is on your side, what's on the other?
How is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
Gravity always gets me down.
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait for me to return.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?
"If I make no sense, and what I say makes no sense, then that makes total sense." -Nathanael Huddleson
"I have way too much free time, but I'm too busy to use it." -Author Unknown
"If a person asks you where you are going tell them 'follow me, and you'll know when we get there.'" -Unknown
"Running in place gets you nowhere fast." -Nathanael Huddleson
"Today is tomorrow from yesterday's perspective." -Stephanie Huddleson
"Some people suffer from insanity, others just enjoy it." -Unknown
“Strange is our Situation Here Upon Earth.” -Albert Einstein
"I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know." - Weird Al
"I don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do."-House
"Patients sometimes get better. You have no idea why, but unless you give a reason they won't pay you. Anybody notice if there's a full moon? ... let's rule out the lunar god and go from there." - House
"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it."- House
"You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right." -House
Freinds and Best Friends
Friends wont steal your food
Best friends are the reason you have no food
Friends will share their umbrella with you
Best friends will run away screaming "run bitch run!"
Friends will bail you out of jail
Best friends are the ones standing next to you screaming and pounding on the bars yelling "let us out of here!"
Friends will comfort you if your crying
Best friends will ask you 'Whose ass am i kicking today?"
Friends will buy you a pregnancy test and sit quitly at the bathroom door letting you have your moment
Best friends will buy you the test and stand at the door screaming "name it after me! name it after me!"
Friends will cry if your parents make you move
Best friends will kidnap you and take you to Mexico so you will never be seperated
Friends will help you up if you fall down
Best friends laugh because they are the ones that pushed you
Friends will say "You deserve better" when you get dumped
Best friends will call the guy and say "you will die in seven days"
13 FUN THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL
1. Every time the speaker comes on scream at the top of your lungs "their back."
2. Bring a scooter and zoom around. Ask someone at a store where you can park your scooter.
3. Go to a store and grab 20 of the same shirts. when the cashier tells you the price scream holy cow and tell him to put them all back.
4. Buy a smoothie and tell a random person to hold it and walk away. See how long it takes before they throw it away.
5. After they do walk up and scream in their faces "wheres my smoothie!?"
6. Stand inside a store and when someone walks through tell them your our 4th customer today heres your prize hand them the nearest clothes.
7. Walk up to a random person and say "I havent seen you in forever" then give them a hug.
8. When they say they don't know you tell them you were best friends in the 1st grade
9. Repeat said process when the security guard comes
10. Switch all the size tage and hangers around.
11.Ask a random person in the food court if you can have french fries.
12. run up the down escalator
13. put all the shoes in different boxes so they are mismatched
Im not judging him I'm just saying that he's stupid
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
"Bart, with 10,000, we'd be millionaires!"- Homer Simpson
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Spongebob- "Why are you mad Patrick?"
Patrick-"I cant see my forehead!"
-“I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.” -Bella-Twilight
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough."
"People are like slinkies they don't do much but they're fun to push down the stairs."
-The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
"People think it must be fun to be a smart person, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world" (I know, right?)
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! " (Heehee)
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. (So true!)
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. (Save energy!)
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Smile. It confuses people.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. (But if you always win, don't you also always lose too?)
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. (Uhh...)
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop ?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Many animals have been harmed in the making of this profile.