BadHarlot
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Joined 03-05-09, id: 1857652, Profile Updated: 10-15-09
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Dear people who look at my profile page,

I thought it was about time that I wrote something on here, so this is it.

I formally apologize for the picture, as it's slightly alarming.

Anyway, what should I say? My mom thinks I'm cool. Well, I hope she does.

I've recently turned 21 years of age and am currently unemployed (e.i. have way too much free time).

Meaning, I should definitely spend more of said time writing, (preferably finishing 'Ugly')

and less time getting hammered. Alas, such would not be the case.

In closing, I would like to say that I really enjoy tormenting Draco Malfoy in my fics until he cries,

and then adding in random bursts of humor. Hence why my fics will most likely always be classfied under 'Angst/humor'.

Sincerely, me.

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Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,868 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lies by the-slytherin-princess-x reviews
Engaged to Draco Malfoy, Hermione is living a double life. To all, she is the Lady of the Manor and a doting wife, but her secret life has her spying on her husband for the Ministry of Magic. Hermione finds herself feeling too much for the man she married
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,039 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Closed by BizzareDragon reviews
The Ministry orders immediate evacuation of Hogwarts under mysterious reasons. Draco and Hermione are trapped in a closet during the clearing. When they get out, they are the only ones left for two months. What happens next? And why was the school closed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,300 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Stolen Moment by angelically-devilish reviews
Dramione - A chance meeting on the Astronomy Tower leads to a moment that neither Draco nor Hermione will ever forget. Gift for Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte - Thanks for breaking me out of my comfort zone, babe!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Day and A Night by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Two men, different as day and night. One, she knows well, the other she wants to know better. Thrown together to solve two murders, both have vowed to keep her safe, but only one will keep that vow, the other may take her life. Dramione/Veela/Vampire fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 135,673 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4082 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Escort by HermioneMalfoyFan reviews
If your child fell ill, what would you do to secure the help of the person who could make a difference? How far would you go to save its life? Warnings: EWE, Oral, F/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,252 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ugly reviews
Caught in the act of unintentional suicide by Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy must come to terms that he isn't alone anymore. Can Hermione snog some sense into him? Or better yet, a hand-job to happiness? M/F, language, sexual content, self-injury.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,654 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.