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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

"In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what it be like

To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through eachothers eyes

Don't let them say you aint beautiful
They can all get fucked just stay true to you"

- beautiful, eminem.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a BI, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL(Or boy) so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so i MUST be a complete bogan.

I'm European, so i MUST be a wog.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


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Stolen Child by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Will she ever get her happy ending? Will the world ever throw her a freakin' bone? This is Leah Clearwater's story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,691 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Leah
East by princesswingnut reviews
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah - Complete
Full Moon by HeavyHeartToCarry reviews
This is Alice's Twilight. It is based off of both Twilight and Midnight Sun and it is great for fans of both Alice and Jasper, as well as the rest of "the gang" :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,345 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper
I'm Not Exactly Human by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
Edward left Bella, alone in the woods, thinking he didn't love her. Six months on and she has returned to the place she calls home, Hogwarts, but what happens when Edward and the rest of the Cullens show up? What will Bella do? ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Heaven is a Halfpipe by MyMomThinksImAwesome reviews
Local skater Emmett McCarthy is just that; a skater. It’s his whole life. What will happen when he meets preppy ice queen, Rosalie Hale? Something that no one expected. AH, lemons, a bit OOC for some, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,858 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Wanted, Needed, Loved by CocoaSampson reviews
Leah's fine with being beta, but when a familiar face from her past comes to La Push, she can't help but admit that she's been missing something. LeahxOC, All other canon couples. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Leah - Complete
Emmett's a peach by Indy is awesome reviews
A series of random drabbles in the Twilight universe. Rated M for profanity, sex, inappropriate relationships, nudity, sex-related songs, violence, and death.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
A Fractured Life by Leiaaa reviews
You know me as the Bitter Harpy, the shrew that goes around making everyone's life miserable; Leah Clearwater, the Girl Who Ruins Everything. But what else do you know? You've read Bella's story, now it's my turn. Breaking Dawn, Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Its all so different by Melllyx reviews
Embry and Seth imprint, finally. But not many people agree with their imprintee's, what is everyones problem? Melly and Lucy are just normal girls, living normal worlds...until they move to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After by 2416jasper4ever reviews
After years and years of euphoria, what happens to the Cullens, as well as the entire vampire and werewolf population, when Earth's time comes? Usual pairings, post- Breaking Dawn, apocalyptic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Jasper by WingsRider reviews
His piercing golden eyes locked with mine intensely, never swaying with his decision. "I want you, Jasper." Jasper/Leah. Don't like, don't read. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,530 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
All This Talk About Sex by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Renesmee needs a sex talk, bad. But can her parents get around to that before Edward kills Jacob? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Bases by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward POV, what will happen when Bella thinks that they should go to second base? Third base? And do i daresay a home run? i only deleted the author note, it is still finished. Sequel is up...for those of you who didn't know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Malcolm not in the Middle by nicjmartin reviews
Rating for Character Death and suicide... just a boring story I wrote... title to change once I can think of one
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
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Purpose reviews
its 30 years after breaking dawn, everyone in Leahs life are either dead or have moved away, except the cullens. Leah still hasn't stopped phasing, shes depressed, theres an option shes choosing. Warning : Suicidal actions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Leah
Changes reviews
Hermione has some 'bad infuence' muggle friends who she goes to see in her 6th year vacation. Why has she come back paranoid and with secrets? What is she hiding?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hermione G.
Later reviews
Edward never came back, its 6 years later and Isabella Swan is the name of the most famous international model. Rosalie and Alice drag all the Cullens to the New York fashion week. Guess who's modelling for Gucci?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella