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Joined 03-06-09, id: 1857798, Profile Updated: 10-04-09
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Kingdom Hearts.

My name is Jasmine and I'm a sixteen-year-old in Arizona so I like that.

I write skits for my friends and then turn them into stories so most of the stories came from skits me and my buds made.

if you guys ever want to email me email me at spurgeon.erin@gmail.com

I want to thank my friends: Jane, Lexi, Ray, Kimmy, Kelsey, Morgan and Sam. Also thanks to my teachers for telling me that my writing didn't suck and that should one day become an ocupation for me.

I also have to say thanks to Rosette Cullen (one of the members here) she helped me mently by writing. Keep writing!

If you guy like what you read please tell me!

Some of these stories may become videos so if they do I'll make sure to post the username it's under.

Hope you enjoy what you read...Thanks

I don't own any of the characters in my stories but I hate to say I love using them all the time!!

My old E-mail was hacked into so I use my sisters now cause it won't let me make a new one... glares at gmail Stupid internet!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MYHAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


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For Frisk by Orbikki reviews
They're stuck in an endless cycle of taking and losing control, fighting over the bright red heart that is their soul. Reset after reset, they've endured, oblivious to the plans of a certain skeleton. A skeleton with the intention of finally making the resets stop. (I first published this on AO3... Fem!Frisk, Male!Chara...)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/26 - Frisk, Sans, Chara
Snowdin Family (Undertale HumanMobtale Fanfic) by TaiylorWallace reviews
Since taking over when he was nineteen, Don Garrett R. Sans has run Snowdin's underground gambling and smuggling ring with confidence and finesse and few interruptions. By his side are his brother, a group of his top bodyguards and Family leaders, and his right-hand and consigliere, Katherine 'Kitten' Frisk. Mobtale & Humantale are fan-made AUs based on Undertale by Toby Fox.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/5 - [Frisk, Sans] [Mettaton, Papyrus]
Dalliance by thebananahasspoken reviews
Sans leaned down over her attempted retreat, his golden canine glinting ominously in the wan light of the hooded lantern he had set outside her cage. He stopped an inch away from the side of her face, glowering and locking gazes with her in silence, before he finally spoke, shattering the void of noise between them as he did. "care to run that by me again, bitch?" Underfell AU
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 84,405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 2/22 - [Sans, Frisk]
Rest of Tale by pigglet15 reviews
So i had originally done this story but my first one that i published began getting all jumbled so im starting over. Sans returns to Mt.Ebott after a year of traveling the globe. As he relaxes and begins his new life it seems as though everything is beginning to turn upside down on him as Chara makes an appearance and goes after his love interest, Frisk.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/1 - Frisk, Sans
Love and Magic by TigerLilyBulb reviews
When Frisk returns from her first semester of college pregnant, the first person she turns to is her best friend and partner in crime, Sans. But when despite everything, they can't hide their feelings for each other, will the differences between magic and determination push them apart?
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,604 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - [Frisk, Sans] Papyrus
Things That Go Bump in the Night by MidwestMaterial reviews
As Frisk matures, she begins to look back on her time spent in the Underground leading up to where she is today... As she grows however, she notices her feelings beginning to grow towards a certain skeleton, including getting a new form of attention from him. But once she reached the surface her nightmares began and urges to reset this timeline become more difficult to fight.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,958 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Frisk, Sans]
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I made you a heart reviews
Axel is looking for the perfect gift for Roxas. What does he get? AkuRoku and Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Complications reviews
Roxas is new in town and things seem to go from bad to worse when he meet a certain redhead. Roxas/Axel, Sora/Riku. OOC. Rated M for future chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Beauty and the Beast? reviews
Exactly as it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paradise in Hell reviews
Bella Swan is what every guy want and what every girl hates. When the Cullens come to town she just might change her morals to be with the smart and weird Edward Cullen. But what happens when Edward finds out her old morals?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice's Issues reviews
Alice and Emmett are left alone. Alice has a few things she needs and Emmett's willing to help.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
The Real Reason Alice Left
Alice has a peoblem so she leaves with a devilish plan. Will it work? will she spill?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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