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Joined 03-06-09, id: 1857798, Profile Updated: 10-04-09
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Kingdom Hearts.

My name is Jasmine and I'm a sixteen-year-old in Arizona so I like that.

I write skits for my friends and then turn them into stories so most of the stories came from skits me and my buds made.

if you guys ever want to email me email me at

I want to thank my friends: Jane, Lexi, Ray, Kimmy, Kelsey, Morgan and Sam. Also thanks to my teachers for telling me that my writing didn't suck and that should one day become an ocupation for me.

I also have to say thanks to Rosette Cullen (one of the members here) she helped me mently by writing. Keep writing!

If you guy like what you read please tell me!

Some of these stories may become videos so if they do I'll make sure to post the username it's under.

Hope you enjoy what you read...Thanks

I don't own any of the characters in my stories but I hate to say I love using them all the time!!

My old E-mail was hacked into so I use my sisters now cause it won't let me make a new one... glares at gmail Stupid internet!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MYHAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Doctor Doctor I've been Boned! by Zecon19 reviews
Frisk is an orphan who had been raised by monster parents. Now thirty, Frisk is at the end of her rope. Being harassed at work, on the way home, at her home, and on her, everyday commute from people and their emotions is about to drive her crazy. Not to mention the embarrassing urges that are growing harder to ignore. How can she get help? Who would help her?
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,681 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 5/20 - Frisk, Sans
Flirting With Disaster by WritingRebecca reviews
After witnessing a murder, in one night, Bella is transformed from hotel maid to wife of Edward Cullen, an international arms dealer; after all, wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands! Suddenly dropped in a life of shocking wealth and deadly business deals, she must navigate a sham marriage to a seductive criminal while fending off handsome FBI agent Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,301 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 4/23 - [Bella, Edward] [Alice, Jasper]
First Class by CodependentLiza reviews
Needy college-student Bella meets successful businessman Edward when she's re-booked into first class after being bumped off an earlier flight. A little turbulence and an oxygen mask or two later, and it' at first blush, of course. AH, ExB, one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 43,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
Taking Aim by Skelerose reviews
This story follows a teenaged Frisk as she stumbles into the different alternate universes. This will include Undertale, Underswap, and Underfell. There will be smut and drama along the way. No ocs. Frisk/UTSans Frisk/UF Sans Frisk/USPaps Frisk/UFPaps. Enjoy the ride. Rated M
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,571 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 7/8 - Chara, Frisk, Sans, Papyrus
Underfell: Deal with the Devil by MissInkPen reviews
This is the story of Frisk's journey after freeing the monsters of the Underfell AU from the Underground. The human spent a lot of time trying to find a way to get a happy ending for everyone. After nearly a dozen timeline RESETS she had finally done it, but was she willing to pay the price for Sans's help in getting that happy ending? A promise is a promise after all...
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Chara
Coming Home by DisturbedDuckyReturns reviews
Frisk has been in Europe for 2 years and decides to surprise the Skeleton Bros with a visit. Sans has grown more. Asriel is back. Alphy's experimenting goes wrong- and the Au Sans make their presence known & try to court Frisk. Sans has other ideas. Frisk must decide on a suitor. Mutli-soul bonding(FriskxAU Sans) (Slow burn) (Fluff) (Eventual Smut) (Mafia, Echo, Outer, Swap, UFell)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 120,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 4/22 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel
Dalliance by thebananahasspoken reviews
Sans leaned down over her attempted retreat, his golden canine glinting ominously in the wan light of the hooded lantern he had set outside her cage. He stopped an inch away from the side of her face, glowering and locking gazes with her in silence, before he finally spoke, shattering the void of noise between them as he did. "care to run that by me again, bitch?" Underfell AU
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 120,174 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 2/22 - [Sans, Frisk]
Rest of Tale by pigglet15 reviews
So i had originally done this story but my first one that i published began getting all jumbled so im starting over. Sans returns to Mt.Ebott after a year of traveling the globe. As he relaxes and begins his new life it seems as though everything is beginning to turn upside down on him as Chara makes an appearance and goes after his love interest, Frisk.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/1 - Frisk, Sans
Love and Magic by TigerLilyBulb reviews
When Frisk returns from her first semester of college pregnant, the first person she turns to is her best friend and partner in crime, Sans. But when despite everything, they can't hide their feelings for each other, will the differences between magic and determination push them apart?
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,604 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - [Frisk, Sans] Papyrus
Things That Go Bump in the Night by MidwestMaterial reviews
As Frisk matures, she begins to look back on her time spent in the Underground leading up to where she is today... As she grows however, she notices her feelings beginning to grow towards a certain skeleton, including getting a new form of attention from him. But once she reached the surface her nightmares began and urges to reset this timeline become more difficult to fight.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,958 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Frisk, Sans]
Mating Deviation by Fyrebyrd reviews
The year is 2300 and Earth no longer exists. Famine and poverty are non-existent, disease is at an all-time low and emotions have no impact. Society is perfect, but is there such a thing as too perfect? After discovering her ancestor's diary, Bella learns that there's more to this foolproof world than meets the eye. FIRST 8 CHAPTERS ARE A COLLAB WITH VAMPBIRCH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,082 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Show Must Go On by NightmarishEscape reviews
Belle is a brothel show-girl and has to tolerate the domineering ways of her boss, Gaston. When Gaston's old business partner, Adam, makes an appearance at the brothel, he ruffles a few feathers. Belle stirs something unfamiliar in Adam, and he makes an impulsive decision that could put them both in danger. Rated M; R&R please!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,522 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Belle, Beast/Prince
Don't Let Go by Hufflepuffle4 reviews
Frisk is a young woman. She is a successful diplomat, and works hard to help Asgore and Toriel. But she also works with Gaster, the mysterious anomaly she met after freeing the Undeground. After a timeline reset, and a watch gone bad, she has to adjust to her new life, and Sans' new look. (M because maybe smut) SansxFrisk
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,704 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Mettaton Ex - Complete
No Bones About It by WickedScribbles reviews
Nineteen-year-old Frisk has led a happy, safe life after breaking the Seal that has hindered the Underground for so many years. But now, she faces a new struggle...a crush. And she has no idea how to go about dealing with it. (Sans/Frisk. Fluffy, sexy, with some occasional plot sprinkles thrown in. Hope you enjoy!)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,141 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Frisk, Sans
The Perfect Space by AbidingByRhyme reviews
At 16 years old, Bella & Edward had fallen victim to a kidnapping. Since returning home, they find their only solace in each other. As Edward becomes overcome with the need to protect her from any further harm, she begins to need him in more ways than one
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,688 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
On the Run by madcowre reviews
Edward is a fugitive on the run. A misunderstanding causes Bella to join him. She's angry that she's been taken from her perfect life. He's angry that he has to run with a woman who annoys him no end. They don't get on, but can it lead to something more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 138,518 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9871 - Favs: 7,150 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Path We Choose by les16 reviews
Edward is a 32 single father of 7 year old twins Maddie and Masen. After literally crashing into Bella in Central Park, he realizes everything he has been missing in his life. Is Bella really what he has been looking for or is she hiding who she truly is
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 662,750 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3453 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide In Plain Sight by FangMom reviews
Edward is an actor, hounded by paparazzi and fans. His financial advisor Jacob invites Edward to stay with him and his family in Houston. Can Edward hide in plain sight and will his relationship with Jacob's wife Bella tear a close-knit family apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,336 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Land In My Arms by luckyirishtart reviews
A pilot, a flight attendant, a bond with unconventional origins. When the thing you're not supposed to feel is inevitable, what delays would you fight against to make your connection? AH, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,642 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Was Just 17 by SarahJean6 reviews
Bella misses her older brother Emmett who is away at collage. What might happen when she meets his older housemate? After all she is just 17. Lemony Goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,414 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Man of Honor by jenpall reviews
Edward's a Navy SEAL and Bella has to deal with his career choice... AH/AU... canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,978 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mrs Edward Cullen by Zosie reviews
Edward Cullen, British actor needs to move to America . Bella Swan, student, needs a cash injection of funds or her college days are over. What could be simpler,an arranged marriage, he gets his green card, nobody gets hurt. Right? 435 Reviews on KR. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,782 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Persistant Assistant by LillyJo reviews
What happens when Bella becomes the assistant to Edward Cullen.CEO of Cullen Corp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just Lunch by TG81 reviews
He's a cocky man-whoring movie star. She's a media heiress engaged to another man. When Bella is in town finalizing her wedding plans she meets one of the men on her "Top 5." Rated M for a reason, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,902 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17734 - Favs: 11,073 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 5010 - Favs: 5,436 - Follows: 2,798 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6105 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: The Unwanted Bride by tumblin' di reviews
Bella is coerced into marrying a dying Edward Masen during the flu outbreak of 1918. The first time Edward sees Bella, he thinks she's an angel. The next time he sees her, he is sure she's the devil. Romance, humor, little bit of angst. Lemons later...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,618 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
The King's Mistress by 2carm2carm2 reviews
In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,988 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Judgement by Absolutely Cullen reviews
Edward Cullen and Emmett Swan are on the trail of a serial killer that is stalking the residents of Washington State. He's already claimed three victims. Will they be able to catch him in time before he claims his next, their beloved Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 174,580 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Oh I Hate You But, I Love You Too by Koukla0223 reviews
Chucks: 60 bucks...Hoodie: ehh, 30 bucks...The relationship of Ms. Sarcasm-Is-My-Middle-Goddamn Name Bella Swan and Mr. Arrogant-I-Can-Get-Whoever-I-Want Edward Cullen: friken Priceless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 345,035 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Master of Disaster by TheRani1981 reviews
My name is Edward Cullen and I am a Dom. I am not a Dom by choice. I did it for HER. When I first saw her at one of Jasper’s play parties, I felt my world changing and I decided to do anything to be with her. AH/AU OOC Graphic Lemons and Dark Theme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,526 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17602 - Favs: 11,003 - Follows: 4,861 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here's to Strategy by LauraLoo7 reviews
Bella Swan is the CEO of a successful marketing firm in Washington, and she's worked hard to get there. When her VP hires a new manager from a competitor, Bella demands perfection. But this guy thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,135 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dance with Me by tinaababy reviews
A major league baseball player with a bad rep needs to clean his image. He signs on to do a reality dance show. Will he clean his image and have the right kind of chemistry with his partner? AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,096 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14410 - Favs: 16,229 - Follows: 8,550 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakaway by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Isabella Izzy Swan has worked hard to make it into NASCAR. Can she hold her own against the boys' club who want her out, none more than her teammate Cocky Edward Cullen? Rated M for Language, Eventual Adult Themes AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,227 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Lies by netracullen reviews
Overly confident but naive 19-year-old Bella meets a charming but secretly married 31-year-old Edward. When she finds herself swept into his life, she's in for a lot more than she bargained for. If only she could walk away. E/R, E/B, Lang, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,676 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost and Gained by RideTheGlitterDick reviews
Bella gets pregnant after a quickie that was supposed to mend her broken heart. How can she make a player into the father he needs to be and the lover she needs? Mature Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,781 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Bound by Green Fallen Leaves reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged to be married. It is not a marriage of love, it is a betrothal. But can their relationship blossom in to love or are they destined to hate each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,239 - Reviews: 4037 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9619 - Favs: 8,477 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3481 - Favs: 4,585 - Follows: 2,630 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wallflower and The Flyboy by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella meets World War II Navy Pilot Edward at a USO dance and starts to fall in love immediately. Two weeks later, and one wedding later, they are facing long term separation as he ships off to the front. Can Bella stay strong with him so far away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,170 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Misshapen Life by JigsawRose reviews
Bella, a fifteen year old only-child ends up in a Phsyciatric hospital after she is taken from her mother, until she is adopted by Dr Cullen to join his family...What will Bella think of her new family? Are they all as perfect as they seem to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 283,014 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homeless, a Mother, a teenager, and Somehow Loved by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
I looked down at my freezing daughter, Nessie, in tears, I screamed, wanting to help her, do anything to help her. "Hello, miss? do you need any help with your daughter?" that's how my story with Edward Cullen began. Part Crack Fic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,138 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Love by Gokdeneyes123 reviews
When Bella Swan came to work for Ladies man, playboy Millionaire, CEO Edward Cullen, it seemed he had taken over her life. Expecting his new assistant to be at his command day and night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fame and Fate by ericastwilight reviews
Best selling author Isabella Swan is pushed to play the lead role from one of her books. Edward Cullen is the sexy, younger actor playing her love interest on and off screen. But love in the spotlight is hard and there is a threat. On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,738 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Storm Before the Calm by sweetmahogany reviews
Bella Swan and Jasper Hale have been dating for 2 years. What happens when the Cullens move to town and the two youngest siblings take an interest in the happy couple? Canon pairings eventually. AU, OOC,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,273 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 4,588 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hold It All When I Hold You by itsonlylife12 reviews
Edward is in his third year of college when his sister starts at the same school. What will Edward do when he meets Alice’s beautiful roommates and what kind of crazy trouble will the six get themselves into? All human, first FanFiction, R&R, M for later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,780 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imitating Art by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan, celebrated romance novelist, doesn't live a very exciting life outside of her work. Can that annoyingly persistent man she met at a coffee shop one day help break her out of her shell and start living like her characters do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,411 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4728 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3394 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5728 - Favs: 8,665 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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I made you a heart reviews
Axel is looking for the perfect gift for Roxas. What does he get? AkuRoku and Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Complications reviews
Roxas is new in town and things seem to go from bad to worse when he meet a certain redhead. Roxas/Axel, Sora/Riku. OOC. Rated M for future chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Beauty and the Beast? reviews
Exactly as it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paradise in Hell reviews
Bella Swan is what every guy want and what every girl hates. When the Cullens come to town she just might change her morals to be with the smart and weird Edward Cullen. But what happens when Edward finds out her old morals?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice's Issues reviews
Alice and Emmett are left alone. Alice has a few things she needs and Emmett's willing to help.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
The Real Reason Alice Left
Alice has a peoblem so she leaves with a devilish plan. Will it work? will she spill?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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