Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
HI IM SHAUNA AND I AM ONE OF THE BIGGEST TWILIGHT FAN'S I OWN ALL THE BOOKS AND READ THEM A THOUSAND TIMES.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL MIDNIGHT SUN.
I AM TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM CULLEN.
I THINK JASPER IS HOT, YOU KNOW THE STRONG SILENT TYPE.
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown
You know you live in the year 2000+ when...
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Unsafe External Link