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Joined 03-06-09, id: 1857996, Profile Updated: 02-25-12
Author has written 5 stories for Mummy, X-Men: The Movie, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Maddonkes's Space...

Hi all my name is Maddonkes...why well I'm a CRAZY ASS, true point. I'm more loopy than a fruit loop and ladies and gentlemen that is one hell of an achievement so clapp me. I'm a 15 year old writer soon turning sweet sixteen, in Febuary acctually, so yay me! I have some strange habbits like jumping up randomly and shouting out names of fruit, he he and i also like to name my food, I once names a cake Derrick, it was a sweet relationship but he was just so delish so i had to cut it off. I'm a gurl, how do I know, well I have these things called ballons on my chest, ha ha ha. I am obsessed with quite a few things, the word Banana for example or milk which I drink like a kitty cat meow!. I am very bamboo ha ha BOO! I come from merry ole England where the sun is a myth but I want to got to Australia so I can work with dangerous snakes.

If if had to choose out of my favourite films the one I like the most would be Pirates of the Carribean because I can watch it forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and...well you get the picture.

My worst film would be Twilight, NOOO don't kill me I absolutly LOVE the BOOKs but the film for me was a BIG disappointment :'(

My Favourite book of ALL time ould be Jurassic Park, I take it on EVERY holiday EVER!

I haven't got a worst book because I LOVE reading, ha ha I'm a BOOKWORM but arn't we all??

Somethings you won't know about me. (At the moment thats almost every thing!!!)

1. I go hyper on air, if I breath too much in I am CRAZY like a MONKEY on MORPHINE and that can happen!

2. I am absolutly terrified of ANTS, I think they are going to come into my room and eat me ALIVE!

3. I can read superfast, I think it is my secret power.

4. I can see faces in trees, I am telling you the TRUTH it creeps me out all the time.

5. I accidentally knocked into my headteacher and spilt her own hot coffee all over her and the floor. (let me tell you one thing, carpet has never been so shiny!)

Stereotypes Suck:
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Mostly DC)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I go on FACEBOOK EVERYDAY do I MUST be addicted
I like TWILIGHT so I MUST be a Vampire
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork/geek/dweeb/whatever.

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My One and Only by MrsGoldblum reviews
What would have happened in Phoenix if Edward was unable to stop drinking from Bella? Would a certain sexy Texan come to her rescue? Are Peter and Char super awesome? Rated M for language, future lemons, and The Major. OOC Jasper & Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,337 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Jasper, Bella
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4647 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Buried Alive by Rath101 reviews
James turned Bella at the Ballet studio. Unfortunently, her heartbeat was to soft to be heard by a vampire and the agony of the change stopped her from moving and communication and Edward goes to the Volturi and gets himself killed. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,018 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sharp Edges by xXxbrokenxXx reviews
Who do you turn to when your x boyfriend rapes you, when you witness the death of your cousin, what do you do when you move to a new town and fall in love with a badass who seems to hate everyone? What about when people you know begin turning up dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,491 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
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The Slayer
Summary: This story isn't about Buffy, okay it is a bit but she's not the main character Sunnydale has gone to ruin. Why? Well Angelus got himself the girl, now he and the ex-slayer are on the loose. But theres a new slayer in town and Spikes watching.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,123 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Spike
Sanura reviews
Rick sister is the re-incarnation of Sanura. Sister of Nefetiri and believe to be a godess in human form. Set dring the events of the mummy follow our hero's as Imotep fights to rule the Earth. Ardeth/oc Rick/Evie Imotep/Ancksunamun ENJOY
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ardeth B., OíConnell, R.
AntiStrange and Strange reviews
A bitter sweet one shot about Logan and his love. I really hope you enjoy it. xx
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Logan/Wolverine
Magpie reviews
After a mass breakout from Arkham Asylum the cities flighty inhabitants fear for their lives, the Batman is beginning to crumble under the strain of a dual identity and the Jokers throwing a new player into the game.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Silver Vixen reviews
Charlie Keys is having a bad day, no scrap that she's having a bad life. She's being chased by a psyco maniac scientist by the name of Strider, Shes only just figured she a mutant, and met some guy who looks like wolf thing! Logan/oc No Jean Grey sue me
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Logan/Wolverine