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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Ghost Whisperer, and Stravaganza.

hello peoples. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, my name is pronounced minze (the e is like ee in bee), one, o, three. NOT minze one-hundred, and three. ONE,O,THREE. If you don't want to call me that you can call me Minnie Prentice.

I hope you all like my stories. I try to update as much as possible, and as soon as possible.

JASPER IS AWESOME. TEAM JASPER ALL THE WAY. I hate Jacob in Eclipse because he a)kisses Bella (twice), and b) he acts really obnoxious about him kissing her. This is why I am on team Jasper. Why? Because Jasper NEVER did anything wrong in the books. It wasn't clumpy Bella's fault she got a papercut.

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And, as you can see I love Twilight, Chuck, the Mentalist, Castle, Ghost Whisperer, and EDWARD CULLEN!

about me:

Things I love:

practically everything. Except for that annoying noise that you are making right now.

Things I hate:

Jacob Black, Cold Weather in Spring, chilly days in the summer, and blue berry pie.

Favourite Movies:

Benny and Joon, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Secret Window, and Alice In Wonderland.

Favourite Televison Shows:

Chuck, The Vampire Diaries, The Mentalist, Castle, White Collar, and Dollhouse.

Favourite Actors:

There are a lot for me, so I am just going to list a few: Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Matt Bomer, Ian Somerhalder, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Simon Baker, Willie Garson, Alan Rickman, Zachery Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Ryan McPartlin, Nathan Fillion, and Stana Katic.

Favourite Characters: (television series)

I am only putting my favourite characters for television series because it would take WAY to long to list ALL of my favourite characters. Morgan Grimes, Devin Woodcomb, Chuck Bartowski, Bryce Larkin, and John Casey all from the show Chuck. Neal Cafrey, Mozzie, and Jones from the show White Collar. Damon Salvatore from the Vampire Diaries. Patrick Jane, Kimbel Cho, and Wayne Rigsby from the show The Mentalist. Richard Castle, Kate Beckett, Javier Esposito, Kevin Ryan, Martha Rodgers, and Alexis Castle.

Favourite Books:

WAY TO MANY TO LIST!! :D

Favourite Bands:

WAY TO MANY TO LIST!! :D

Favourite Singers:

Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift and many more!!

Favourite Subjects:

Umm...I suck at every subject soo... I guess I'm good at English...

Favourite Actors:

Jim Carey, Johnny Depp, Kristen Stewart, Steven Stait, Cody Linely, Jason Dolley, and Angelina Jolie.

Favourite Colors:

Red, Turquoise, and Light Blue.

Favourite Hobbies:

Reading, Writing, and watching my favourite shows!!

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Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.) (my faves are in italics)
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
21. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
22. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
23. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
24. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
25. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
26. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
27. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
28. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
29. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
30. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was online.
31. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
32. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
33. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
34. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
35. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
36. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
37. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
38. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
39. Swat at flies that don't exist.

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit."

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

You know you live in 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

16 things to do in Walmart.
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.


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If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly belive Edward exists. Crazy is when you trip, get up, then trip again. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

If you weren't disappointd with the twilight movie, copy and paste this on your profile

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

42 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.


This is Bunny.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

Spread the Stupidity
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

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Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you? Dizzy (Goo Goo Dolls) okay then...

2. Will I have a happy life? Danger List (John Cougar)!?

3. What do my friends really think of me? Eyes on Fire (Blue Foundation) do I really get mad that easily?

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Hotel California (The Eagles) okay that's just sick and wrong!!

5. How can I make myself happy? Low feat. T-Pain (Flo Rida) I have no idea what that is supposed to mean...

6. What should I do with my life? Spotlight (Mutemath) does that mean I should try out for acting or singing?

7. What is some good advice for me? Faint (Linkin Park) weird...

8. How will I be remembered? Goodbye Cruel World (Pink Floyd) ??

9. What is my signature dancing song? Have a Nice day (Bon Jovi) AWESOME!!

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Bulletproof (Goo Goo Dolls) truly it is...

11. What song will play at my funeral? Leave Out All The Rest (Linkin Park)

12. What is my day going to be like? My World (Avril Lavigne) no comment...

13. What will tomorrow bring? Invincible (Muse) does that mean I will become a vampire?

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

SPREAD THE BUNNY SO HE CAN GAIN WORLD DOMINATION!

Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"


Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who, Say, Hey, Hay, Yea, Pet, Was, How, Ice (RWH added from Say-Ice. Yea, I'm that bad)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your prof

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

I have a name, an age, a gender and a religion,

I read novels in class, does that make me a slacker or a nerd?
I have crappy grades, but I've got street smarts, does that mean I'm stupid or that I always know what to do?
I don't have many friends, does that mean I'manti-socialor just shy?
I haven't been to church in 3 years, does that mean I'm a bad Christian or that i just can't find the time?
I listen to rap and pop, does that mean I'm a wiggeror girly?
I watch chick flicks and action films, does that mean I'm girly or a tomboy?
I like movies from the 70's and 80'sand the lastest movies, does that mean I'm old fashioned or that I'm goingwith the times?
I don't like horrors, but no one can scare me, does that mean I'm a wuss, or that I'm hard to scare?
I'm a teenager who remembers all my chores, does that make me irresponsible or responsible?
I'm the middle child but I make myself known, does that mean I'm the forgotten child or the kid my parents can't get to shut up?
I don't cry,
does that mean I'm cold-hearted, or that I can take what you throw at me?
I care about the planet, but I wake up early to get a ride to school, does that mean I'm conscience of myecological footprint or that I want give my kids a messed up earth?
I don't care about little things, but I get worked up about things matter, does that mean I don't care about everything, or I'm a spaz?
I'm a girl who's a tomboy, does that mean I'm girly orboy-ish?
I'm not always dolled up with makeup, but I do spend time getting dressed, does that mean I don't care how I look, or I obsess with how I look?
I can talk non-stop, and I can listen to you forever, does that mean I can't shut up, or I never talk?
I swear, and I can have a damn good conversation with someone, does that mean I swear in every sentence, or that I talk like a textbook?
I'm not one sided, I have pros and cons,
I have a name, an age, a gender, and a religion,
But I can see where you can get confused about who I really am.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs:Vampires sparkle when exposed to the sun. When Edward and Bella come to school, he is wearing sunglasses, which would not be necessary if he was trying to avoid the sun. However, it's clear he is wearing them as a fashion accessory, and to make his skin look paler. It's also why the Cullens usually wear dark clothing.

Continuity: When Bella confronts Edward in the forest, the flap on his right shoulder of his jacket is buttoned down, then unbuttoned, then buttoned again.

Continuity: When Edward is telling Bella how much he could hurt her, his hand on the tree goes from being flat against it, to resting on his fingers and back again.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: When Bella is confronting Edward about being a vampire, there are what appears to be visible bite marks on the left side of his neck. However, these are moles, not bite marks.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: There's a scene where Edward and Bella are talking in the forest, it's raining heavily and they are soaking wet. Soon after they are shown talking in another forest location, and appear to be completely dry. This could, however, indicate the passage of time, especially given their change of clothes. It is therefore assumed that their conversation takes place over several days.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: In the garage, Edward asks Rosalie and Esme to put on Bella's clothing to mislead the tracker. Edward throws clothes towards Esme. Esme was in the scene for quite a while, getting stuff in the background. She was just out of frame when he addressed her.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs:In the garage, Rosalie and Emmett put their belongings in Emmett's jeep and get in. In the next shot, the jeep is no longer in the garage, and Rosalie's convertible and Carlisle's Mercedes are driving off. However, the jeep hasn't left the garage, it's just out of frame in the next shot. Esme takes Rosalie's convertible, which is why it leaves at the same time as Carlisle's Mercedes.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Edward says in the movie that vampires never sleep. When Bella wakes up in the hospital, he appears to be sleeping. He was pretending to sleep in order to appear normal, and to give Bella and her mom privacy to talk.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: In the very last scene, Victoria turns to leave the balcony overlooking the gazebo where Bella and Edward are dancing, with her hair tied up. As the camera cuts to her leaving down the stairs, her hair is flowing behind her. Victoria pulled out her hair pin at the top of the stairs.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs:In the scene where Bella goes to the ballet studio to give herself up for her mother, James the vampire is visible in all of the mirrors. As the legend goes, vampires' reflections are not supposed to be seen in mirrors. Yet both the movie and books often diverge from traditional vampiric legends, such as mirror reflections, burning in sunlight, wooden stakes, repelling from crosses, and so on.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: When Charlie takes Bella to her room, you see three naked Barbies: one on her desk under the bulletin board, and two are on the wall behind her, near the bulletin board. As the movie progresses, they disappear. As Bella makes the room her own, she is going to move things around, including the Barbies.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs:After Edward saves Bella from the car crash, she overhears him, Carlisle, and Rosalie talking in the hospital. Vampires usually talk so fast and low that human ears cannot understand them, but they can also talk slowly and quietly. They were talking "human" because other people were around.

Continuity: Throughout the film, dark roots appear and disappear from Rosalie's hair.

Continuity: When Bella confronts Edward, her red book bag on the left of the screen seems to flip and move around in different shots.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: After Bella is out of the hospital she still wears a leg brace when she is heading to prom. But she doesn't have any bandage or mark on her right arm from when she was bitten. However, the venom that changes human to vampire heals the body in that process, thus also the skin. There might be a scar, but the wound would certainly be healed well enough for Bella to go without bandages.

Continuity: When James breaks Bella's leg in the ballet studio, it looks broken. In a far away shot, she is holding her leg, and it doesn't look broken. Later, after Edward falls and she slides away, she moves both of her legs. If it was broken, she would be in too much pain to move it.

Revealing mistakes:Throughout the film, various vampire's faces are paled out, but not their ears and necks. In one of the cafeteria scenes, Robert Pattinson's ears are extremely red.

Continuity: When Bella and her friends go down to La Push, Bella, Jacob, and his friends all have candy in their hands. It's gone in the next scene, then back in the scene after that.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: When Jacob confronts Bella at the prom, she is wearing her dress. A few shots later, when Edward cuts in, she is wearing a sweater. If you watch Edward closely, he is holding her sweater, then drapes it over her shoulders before turning away from Jacob.

Crew or equipment visible: When Edward tells Bella "you better hold on tight, spider monkey" you can see his harness pulling his shirt up.

Errors in geography: In the dress shop, two flags are in front of the building across the street; the American flag and the Oregon flag (blue with a yellow symbol). Washington's flag is green with a picture of George Washington.

Continuity: When Bella first sits next to Edward in biology and he visibly recoils, two samples are on their shared desk. Edward nudges one towards her and pulls the other towards himself. In the next shot, they're next to each other in the center of the desk.

Continuity: In the meadow, Edward and Bella are lying very closely together at first. When the camera angle switches, they are suddenly farther apart.

Factual errors: Many of the flags in the cafeteria are wrong. The Kenyan flag (green, red and black, with a shield) is upside down; the black stripe should be at the top. Another flag is blue, white, and red, with a red star. This is a Yugoslav flag from before the breakup of the country in the 1990's and is no longer used.

Revealing mistakes: Throughout the movie you can see the vampires' breath. In the book Edward states they can breathe because it enhances their ability to smell and helps them blend in as 'normal', but you would not be able to physically see their breath because they have no actual body warmth.

Revealing mistakes: When Dr. Cullen treats Bella in the E.R., the x-ray on the upper left behind him is upside down.

Revealing mistakes: In the last close-up of the movie, Edward's face is close to Bella's, and his skin is at least 5 shades darker than hers. Vampires are supposed to be the palest of pale.

Crew or equipment visible: When Bella is wearing a green shirt in her bedroom, you can clearly see the audio wire under her shirt when she lifts her arms up to do something.

Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): When Edward and Bella are in the car and she says she's warm enough they both go to touch the button, but you can see an early reaction on Edward pulling himself back a bit before they even show him pulling his hand away.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: When Edward is lying next to Bella on her bed, moonlight (sunlight reflected off the moon) is coming in through her window and hitting his face, chest, and hand, but they are not sparkling. However, this could be because Edward is not in direct sunlight, therefore it has no effect on him.

Continuity: As Bella and Edward's fathers are at the second crime scene, Bella asks Edward to turn in to park up. The car moves right to turn in, then the next shot is the car still in lane, and hasn't moved right yet.

Continuity:In the baseball scene when Carlisle hits ball, you can see Edward and Emmett start to run after it. But, after the close-ups of their faces, they start to run again.

Revealing mistakes: When Bella is on Edward's back and they are running up the mountain Bella's hair lies flat as if it she were standing. However, if they were going at the speed implied her hair would have been blowing back.

Revealing mistakes: In the final credits, "Emmett" is misspelled.

Factual errors:Near the end of the closing credits, a few counties are thanked for their help during filming. Clallam is misspelled "Clallum".

Crew or equipment visible: When Edward passes Billy and Jacob Black on the road, a man with a cap and equipment is visible in the window.

Revealing mistakes: In the baseball scene, Rosalie's hat has a "G" on it instead of a "C".

Continuity:When Bella is searching for information about creatures with the same characteristics as Edward's, you can see some information about Apontamkin (The Cold One: Apontamkin). In the next web page, the creature's/god's name is Apontampkin.

Continuity:When the Cullens are playing baseball, Rosalie slides into home. When she stands up, there is a large stain on the right side of her white pants from the slide. Later, when they are in the garage getting into the various cars to run from James, Rosalie turns away, and her pants are unstained.

Continuity: In the diner when Bella and her dad are eating, the label on the A1 bottle faces away from Bella's dad then towards then away in the same scene.

Continuity: When Bella is walking up the hill at school before she tells Edward that she knows he is a vampire, she is wearing mittens. When she enters the woods and drops her backpack, her mittens are gone, though you never see her remove them.

Continuity: The dent in the back fender of Bella's truck changes size a lot throughout the movie.

Continuity: When Rosalie, Emmett, and Edward are leading the tracker away, Rosalie's hair is curled when they leave the garage, then frizzy when she rubs the jacket on the tree, then curled again when they realize the tracker changed course.

Revealing mistakes: Throughout the movie, the vampires' contact lenses are clearly visible in close-ups.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs:Robert Pattinson's American accent seems to slip into his native British accent several times. However, this may be intentional.

Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers):When Edward is driving Bella home, they approach the police station and wonder what's going on. Edward should have been able to determine what was happening by listening to anyone's thoughts at the station.

Continuity: After Edward reveals himself in the sunlight and tries to frighten Bella, he jumps into a tree. Bella walks under the tree and leans up towards him, while he leans forward towards her. In the close ups they are maybe 6 inches apart, his face beneath his arms, but in the wide shots his face is above his arms, and their faces are a couple feet apart.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs:When Bella and Edward first meet in science class they are examining the stages of Mitosis. The correct order of stages is prophase, metaphase, anaphase and telophase, but Edward mentions anaphase coming before metaphase when he looks into the microscope for the third time. However, they have clearly been provided with prepared slides and are told to "separate and label them into the phases of Mitosis," so Edward was not identifying the order of the phases, but which one he was currently looking at.

Continuity:In the scene where Edward and Bella are talking outside in the rain, when the shot moves from slightly further away to close up, Edward's facial expression is obviously different.

Continuity: In biology class, the owl behind Edward changes position through both scenes

Revealing mistakes:Clair de Lune is incorrectly listed in the credits as "Claire" de Lune.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs:When Bella asks where Edward is in the hospital, it pans to a brief shot of Edward slumped against the wall, with his head facing towards Bella. In further scenes he is still slumped against the wall, but his head is facing the opposite direction. When people "sleep" they sometimes move in their sleep. Since Edward was pretending to sleep, he could've simply been fidgeting and moving to make it look more real.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: The second time Alice pitches to both Rosalie and Jasper, the runner is running from second base before she throws the ball. After both have hit the ball, the runner is just leaving second base. However, Esme states at the start of the games that "she knows they cheat", so this could just be an example of them cheating.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: When Edward is in Bella's house, waiting with Charlie to take Bella to the prom, he has a glass of water. When the two men move to see Bella come down the stairs, it is thought that Edward is carrying his glass of water. However, it is actually a corsage in a plastic case.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Eric is passing out fliers for their upcoming prom. Eric and all his friends in the circle are Juniors (as stated in the book). They are planning to attend their Junior Prom. However, the fliers Eric is passing out say Senior Prom. Almost always in High School the prom is the "Senior Prom" - but open to Juniors and Seniors. There would not be a separate prom for Juniors, however, traditionally, the Junior class hosts the prom for the Senior class - as a sort of "farewell party." So, the fact that a Junior is distributing fliers for an event called the "Senior Prom" would be fairly in line with HS tradition in the US.

Revealing mistakes: After Angela takes a candid picture of Bella, she looks at the back of the camera as if to check the picture. But there is a cover over the LCD screen so this would be impossible. It also happens after she takes a picture later in the film.

Continuity: In the garage scene Edward closes the car trunk twice.

Revealing mistakes: When Edward is playing the piano for Bella, the sun is shining on his hands, but he isn't sparkling.

Continuity: When Bella first gets her tuck, she visibly gets in and you hear the car door close. In the next scene, when Charlie and Jacob's father are talking, right before Charlie says "you're the bomb" you can hear Jacob shut the passenger side door. In the next scene Jacob shuts the door again.

Continuity: When Bella is in gym and the ball comes toward her she hits it strait to the side. When it hits Mike in the back of the head the ball comes from above, as though it were thrown at an angle.

Continuity: In the first lunchroom scene Bella's arms go from folded to in front of her between shots.

Continuity: When Bella and Edward are on the greenhouse field trip, right before Jessica interrupts, there is a girl walking behind them. In the next shot when Jessica comes up to Bella, the girl is bent over looking at some of the plants.

Continuity: In the hospital scene in Phoenix Bella's oxygen tubes change location throughout the scene. when it is a close up, the tubes follow the line of her cheekbones, and when the camera zooms out the tubes are lower down, halfway between her eyes and mouth.

Continuity:When Edward slides his arm under Bella in the parking lot scene, where he pushes the car away, Bella's hair is inside her coat, than outside, then in again. It looks like the stunt double had her hair out and Kristen had her's inside her coat.

Crew or equipment visible: During the alley/parking lot scene where the young men harass Bella, above them on a warehouse porch is a crew person with a light or a camera. He is there in one scene and then he is gone.

Crew or equipment visible:Bella and Jacob are in the old truck for the first time. You can see through the passenger window in the background, crew people working with a large white screen and other equipment.

Continuity:Throughout the film, Esme's name is pronounced differently by Edward. When Edward is telling Bella that he and then Esme were changed by Carlisle, he pronounces her name as "Ez-mee", but when he is introducing Bella to his family in their kitchen, he pronounces her name as "Ez-may".

Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers):In the book, it is clearly said that the Cullens never touch the food on their plates. The only time that they do eat is when Bella asks Edward if he can eat food, and he takes a bite of pizza. Even so, in the movie, you can see Emmett eating in the background of a cafeteria scene. (as stated by Stephenie Meyer) they had to keep re-shooting this scene because he kept accidentally eating).

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: In the hotel room, when Alice has the vision of James in the mirror room, light is shining in through the window. They're in Phoenix, where it's sunny, so they should be sparkling. However, later in the movie when Bella goes to meet James in the studio, it is clearly visible that its night. Therefore, it must have been the moon and not the sun shining down on them.

Errors in geography:During the La Push Beach scene, a lighthouse can be seen in the background. There is not a lighthouse at La Push. The lighthouse is actually Tillamook Rock Lighthouse, about 2 miles off shore at Cannon Beach (Oregon Coast).

Continuity:When Edward drops Bella off at the police station on the way back from Port Angeles, she doesn't have her bag, which contained the book she picked up from the book store that she uses later on to research the "cold ones". She should have her bag with her because she uses the book that she bought later on in the movie.

Revealing mistakes:When Bella goes to meet the Cullens. Esme has a large dark line on her forehead near her hairline which is actually her natural skin showing next to the pale makeup skin.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs:In the first gym scene, a girl who looks about 6 years old is running around in the background. However, many high schools also have a pre school in the same area, especially if they teach child development and childcare, or health and social care.

Continuity: In the first scene, with the little deer, you can see that it's not the same animal. The first one, drinking water, has a dark and white tale and then, when it is running, it changes to a deer with a dark tail only, with no white fur.

Crew or equipment visible: When Bella first arrives to her bedroom at Charlie's, as she stands near her bed, you can see a black wire between her jeans and her sweater.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Bella starts school in March. A few weeks pass before Billy and Jacob come over "to watch the Mariners game," meaning baseball season has started. Later, when Bella is talking to her mom, she says Phil is still in spring training. Minor League spring training ends in March, before the Major League baseball season, but it is possible that Phil is still in Spring Training as some players participate in a team's "extended spring training" before joining one of the organizations minor league teams during the season.

Continuity:When Edward first brings Bella to the Cullen's house, we see that there is a two car garage on the entrance level. In the garage scene, however, we clearly see three cars parked in the garage: Emmett's Jeep, Rosalie's convertible, and Carlisle's sedan.

Continuity: In the greenhouse, Bella is only wearing a plaid shirt. When she is outside the greenhouse she has on a tan coat.

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: In the cafeteria scene "edible art" Bella is eating something when discussing "La Push" then, in the next scene she seen at the salad bar preparing her lunch. However, Bella was only eating a cucumber slice, which she could have easily gotten from a friend's lunch.

Revealing mistakes: The license plate on Edward's car is from Oregon. It should be Washington.

Continuity: The armadillo shows up on a shelf behind Edward when he smells Bella coming into the science class. The next time he is in the science class (when he's nice to Bella), there is no armadillo on the shelf behind him.

Revealing mistakes: When we first meet James (the boat scene) part of his "godspeed" tattoo on his left hip is visible.

Revealing mistakes:After Rosalie is called "out" by Bella at the baseball game when she slides into home plate, the two girls face off, Carlisle's stunt double or an extra wearing his costume is clearly seen in the background.

Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): When Bella is running away if you look very closely when she opens her bedroom door you see Edward standing to the side waiting for her.

Revealing mistakes:In the baseball scene when Rosalie brushes past Bella annoyed because she was called out, you see someone dressed in exactly Carlisle's clothes in the background, however it is not Peter Facinelli.

Continuity: In the scene where Bella confronts Edward about being a vampire, as she is walking up the hill, there is no backpack dropped on the ground. In the next pan it is there, and in the next it is gone again.

Continuity: In the scene in the greenhouse, when Bella and Edward are talking, there are two girls walking in front of them. After the closeup, the girl on the right changes to a different person.

Continuity: In the scene in which Edward and Bella are dancing in the gazebo, when the two dancing couples stop dancing and leave, one couple walks down the steps to the side walk, the frame changes and they walk down the steps again.

Continuity:In the driving scene in Port Angeles, Edward speeds into oncoming traffic, but while in the car the outside background moves at a very slow speed. Then when an outside shot of the car zips around other cars on the street it is at very fast speeds.

Boom mic visible: When Bella pulls into the school the first day you can see the boom reflection in her truck window.

Revealing mistakes:In the baseball scene when Emmett and Edward were running to catch Carlisle's ball you can visibly see them (especially Emmett) jump up on something and hear the sound of a trampoline.

Continuity: In the forest scene where Edward jumps off to a tree, he leans closer to Bella's face when she asks why he hated her so much when they met. When he answers, Edward is shown sitting straight up (and far from Bella) to deliver his first sentence of "I did, only for making me want you so badly." The next sentence, Edward is seen leaning over closer again to utter his next line of "I'm still not sure if I can control myself."

Revealing mistakes: In the beginning of the movie, you see a plane flying out. Assuming Bella is on this plane, Charlie would have picked her up from an airport. When Charlie takes Bella's bags out of the car trunk, there are no airline tags on her baggage.

Revealing mistakes: In the restaurant scene when Bella has a garden salad, you can see some of the vegetables (tomatoes, mushrooms). When you come back to that scene a second later they are in different positions or missing.

Continuity: In the scenes at the Prom, Bella initially is carrying a clutch purse, which changes to a drink midway through the dance hall. When she is outside with Edward, she is not carrying anything.

Plot holes:As Alice and Jasper take Bella to Phoenix, the car should have tinted windows. None of the Cullens car have tinted windows to protect from sunlight. A shot of Bella on the phone leaving a message for her mom shows un-tinted windows. At least that car should have tint, especially since they are going to Phoenix with no cloud cover.

Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers):When the Cullens are preparing dinner for Bella, and Rosalie breaks the glass bowl out of anger, she is clearly wearing gloves. This would not be necessary if she was a vampire. However, Nikki Reed had cut her hand in a previous take of this scene, and was to wear gloves to hide the cut, because a vampire cannot receive cuts from glass.

Continuity:When Bella pulls into the school lot her first day, Tyler is sitting there with a hoodie on. When he says "Nice ride," he has a vest over his hoodie. The shot pulls out again, and he has no vest on.

Audio/visual unsynchronized:In the ballet studio scene, Carlisle doesn't move his mouth when his line is "It doesn't have to be that way." He only nods.

Continuity:In the car scene where Jasper and Alice are taking Bella to Arizona, you see the car driving through California hills/savannah and then when the camera is zoomed into Bella in the backseat, you see Oregon forest in the car's rear window.

Continuity:In the scene where Jacob is telling Bella about the Quileute legends, they show a flashback of Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, and either Rosalie or Esme. However, the order of when the Cullens became part of the family goes Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice and Jasper. Therefore, if Emmett was present, then both Rosalie and Esme would have to be there as well.

Plot holes: James, Laurent and Victoria not noticing the fact Bella was human when they first arrived at the baseball field. Not only would they smell her blood (James in particular, being a tracker) but their enhanced hearing would allow them to hear her heart beating.

Revealing mistakes: When Bella's mom calls her while escaping James, Bella's phone says 'home'. If Bella had been living in Forks she would probably changed it in her phone.

Continuity:When Edward exposes his skin in the sunlight to Bella and when they are laying in the field, Edward has no hair on his chest. However, when Edward and Bella are in Edward's room and are dancing, Edward visibly has chest hair. (It is stated in the director's commentary that this is caused by the CGI covering his hair with sparkles, therefore no hair is visible, but it is still a goof.)

Continuity: In the garage scene, Jasper is seen bent over in the background putting things in the trunk of the car. When the scene switches to a close-up of Alice, Jasper is standing upright and looking in Alice's direction.

Factual errors: In the scene where Bella is on her cellphone talking to her mom, she hears the operator ask for Renee to insert more money to stay on the pay phone longer, then Bella asks what happened to her mom's cell. Bella's cellphone has caller ID (which we see when James calls Bella from Phoenix). Bella should have known when her mother first called her that she was calling from a different number.

Continuity: At the diner, where Bella and Charlie have dinner, Bella picks up the ketchup bottle and holds it over her plate, shaking it and pretending to squeeze the bottle to dispense the ketchup. However, the camera shows her from behind as well as in front, clearly showing nothing coming from the bottle, and no red on her plate.

Continuity: In the first cafeteria scene right after Mike falls and right before Jessica scoots closer to Bella you can see Jessica bend over and her face is in the bottom left side of the screen. Then the shot changes and she moves next to Bella.

Revealing mistakes: When Edwards uses his speed technique to open Bella's car side door, you can see the door of the car appear to slow down-stop-and speed up once Edward gets closer to the door. Why would Bella all of a sudden stop opening her door?

Best Friends Forever Survey

Who is your best friend?
I am just going to put her username. Candylover1034
Do they have any nick names?
um...yes. But I'll only post one that has nothing to do with her name. Cookie.
How did you meet them?
At school. in class.
How long have you known them?
umm. 3 years?

What is your BFF's best quality?
ummmmm. I would say that she is very artistic.
Do you know everything about them?
Yeah. pretty much

What is your favorite thing to do together?
ummmm. Hang out. Talk. mostly watch White Collar together.

Are you both in the same grade?
Yes
Do you borrow clothes from eachother?
no.
How far does your BFF live from you?
I don't know specifically, but we can walk to each other's houses.
How often do you see eachother?
Just about every day
Do their parents like you?

It appears that way.

Do you go to the same school?
Yes

What is their favorite store to shop in?

ummmm.I don't know.
Do you have a special handshake?
Yes!! IT IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!
Do you like the same sports teams?
nope
Have you ever gone out of town together?
Nope
Do you have a best friend charm or bracelet?
Yes. Every year or 6 months we get a new one. To add to our collection.
Do they always have your back?
Totally. I mean, if she messes up she it's not because she means to. She is just trying to help.
Do they have a cell phone?
Yes
Do they have pets?
One.
Have you liked them as more than a friend?
EW NO!
What is their full name?
NEVER WILL TELL
Have they hurt you?
I don't know whether you mean physically or emotionally...
Have you ever cried with them?
No. We don't cry when we have a problem. We fix the problem.
Do they have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nope.
Why are you best friends?

I wouldn't know. We met and kind of got off well. We have been friends since.

You or your BFF

Who is more daring?

ummm... I don't know.

Who is smarter?
Her. By like, a million times.
Who is more Athletic?
Her
Who has more pets?
Me
Who has longer hair?
Me
Who is more popular?
Probably her
Who is more energetic?
umm... I don't know
Who is more artistic?
Me
Who is more organized?
Me
Who is stronger?
Me
Who is more trustworthy?
Can't say. It's equal
Who is the better driver?
Me.
Who watches more TV?
Her
Who has more siblings?
Me
Who has the bigger house?
Her
Who loves who more?
We love each other equally.

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Twilight survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse because it talks a lot about Jasper/

How long did it take you to read the books?

Each book; a few day (3 or 4)

Who introduced you to the books?

My older sister; her friends showed it to her.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Twilight I got from the library (we ended up buying our own copies), New Moon was bought, Eclipse was given as a gift, and Breaking Dawn was bought.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Jasper

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper

Who is your favorite werewolf?

I have to say; Seth.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Sleep my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love." (Eclipse page 195)

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

I like Breaking Dawn in the beginning when they are at the wedding, and Alice is dragging Bella to get changed.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

I don't like Jacob so I have to say when she punches him and then Edward comes, and Bella's all like mad, and stuff.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

The day of the wedding probably when Alice is Bella's bridesmaid.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The one in the forest with the Cullens and werewolves training where Jasper owns.

Which book cover was your favorite?

I like the cover for Breaking Dawn. I think it's cool with the whole pawn thing.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

No. I have read much better books.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight; there's too much Jacob in New Moon.

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse. I like the Jasperness.

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Jasper.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Jasper.

Bella or Jacob?

Jasper

Bella or Alice?

Alice. I like her sense of style.

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie. I feel sorry for her.

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper. Do I even need an explanation?

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper.

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle.

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper.

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett. (I still hate Jacob).

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie.

Esme or Charlie?

Esme.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Jasper.

Jacob or Sam?

I hate Jacob so..Sam.

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria. She's better at holding grudges.

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

etalk, and access Hollywood.

What do you think of the casting so far?

Robert Pattinson is a bad Edward, and I don't like Jamie Campell Bower because he is ugly.(no offense)

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

no way.

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

it's probably going to be expensive when it first comes out so no. I'll wait till it gets cheaper.

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

no.

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

yes.

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

if it gets him away from Bella.

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

I really couldn't care less.

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

probably obvious and happy but a little unexpected.

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

maybe someone who liked Victoria (teehee)

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

I would hate it, because it would mean Bella around Jacob more.

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

I think there is a slight chance.

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

probably, and they'll make something big of that if Bella is going to be a vampire.

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

hopefully Jacob.

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

that would mean he would be able to die, and Bella would really be older than him. that would be awesome. NO MORE EDWARD!!

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

hopefully.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

Everyone to die except for Jasper.

What's your dream ending?

Jacob to die a slow painful death along with everyone else being slaughtered except for Jasper.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

I don't know. None?

How about Edward's?

Don't really care.

Jacob's?

I don't know I hate him all around so it doesn't matter.

Alice's?

Breaking Dawn.

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

JASPER!! THEN I CAN STEAL HIM AND RUNAWAY.

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HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what's on your mind right now?:White Collar. But then again it always is.

Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Updating my profile? What do you think?

Honestly, have you done something bad today?: I wouldn't know.

Honestly, would you rather watch disney channel or discovery channel?: I wouldn't be watching tv in the first place

Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: my BFF

Honestly are you jealous of someone right now?: At this moment. Kind of

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Everyone.

Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Never have.

Honestly, do you wish you could see someone right now?: Yes

Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: Kind of

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Yes

Can you dance?: Never have never will

Can you do a cart wheel?: Not for my life.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: nope

Can you whistle?: Not really. If I am lucky.

Can you wiggle your ears? : No

Can you roll your tongue?: Kind of

Can you make a clover with your tongue?: No. What does that mean??

ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you’re mad?:I shut myself away from people, and try to relax until I no longer feel angry.

What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: Well, when I was little I would throw tantrums. So I guess that is my answer.

Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: Yes.

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cried your heart out?: Yeah.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Nope.

Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: Nope

Do you cry when you get an injury?: Never

Do certain songs make you cry?: Never in my life has a song made me cry.

Do certain movies make you cry?: Yes. If I am watching a movie like, lets say the beginning of the Star Trek movie with Chris Pine. I cried because I pictured that as if it was a real scenario. The father dying. And never being able to see his new baby boy.

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: Nope.

What makes you the happiest?: Hmmm. Something wonderful happens.

Does being with your friends make you happy?: Sometimes

Do you believe in yourself?: NEVER

Do you wish you were happier?: YeS. BUt I know that will never happen. Me being happy.

Is being happy overrated?: Never

Can music make you happy: No. I have to be in a good mood. The music just brightens it.

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: None. I've never dated

Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: YES

Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: Never

HATE SECTION:

Do you hate anyone?: Yes but I am not going to say.

Have you ever been on a hate list?: I hope not.

Are you a mean bully?: I don't bully. I may tease my friends every once in a while, but I don't bully

Do you hate George Bush?: Yeah. I can't believe he stayed in office for two terms.

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:

Is your self-esteem extremely low?: YES

Do you think you're good looking?: NO

Do you wish you could be someone else?: Yes.

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: Brown/blond. It is a very light brown with blond highlights

Current piercings?: Ears

Have any tattoos?: NEVER

Straight hair or curly?: Sometimes. But it is naturally curly.

CURRENTLY WEARING:

Shirt?: A blue t-shirt

Pants?: My fav pair of sweatpants.

Necklace(s)?: I don't wear jewelry

Shoes?: nope.

Hats?: I don't wear hats.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Hugged someone: Yeah.

Been on the phone until the sun came up?: I wish.

Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: o.o

Laughed so hard you cried?: o.o

Got in a fight with someone?: Not a fist fight, if that's what you mean

THE LAST:

Person you talked to in person?: My sister and brother

Person you talked to online?: ummm... one of my friends. I'll just put the initials. D.E.

Person you hugged?: My mom.

RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?: hmmm. if I am bored

Do you get along with your parents?: My mom pretty well, and most of the time with my dad

Do you have mental breakdowns?: o.o

CURRENT:

Current mood: sad for no reason

Current music: Bruises by Chairlift

Current hair style: Long, below the shoulders, layered, and wavy. With a thick black hairband, bangs below my eyes, and the top layer of my hair somewhat pulled back in a funky but cool design.

Current thing I ought to be doing: the laundry.

Current windows open: Microsoft word, firefox, Windows Media Player, MSN.

Current desktop picture: just random pictures that change every while. not my computer...

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: Kind of.

Did you ever run away from home?: No. I've thought about it, though.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?: Never

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Never

THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim?: Yes, but I am not very good. I can't do fancy tricks, but I do enjoying a nice swim on a hot day

Do you like roller coasters?: FRACK YEAH!

Do you own a bike?: Yes.

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Which ones? The Fear Factor or the Biggest Loser. If it was Fear Factor NOOOOO! but Biggest Loser YEAH!!

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: No.

Does your family have family picnics?: No

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes

Have you ever painted your nails?: Yeah

THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: I am short. Which I hate.

How much money do you have on you right now?: o.o not going to tell you

Last person you hung out with?: My BFF

Last thing someone said to you: "I am going to watch Castle now, whether you are watching it with me or not." -My sister

Last thing you said out loud?: "Don't tell me what happened is Castle!!

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: Just the Girl by Click 5

What is the weather outside?: Chilly, but nice and sunny.

What was the last restaurant you ate at?: o.o

What was the last thing you had to drink?: tea

What was the last movie you watched?: Alice in Wonderland

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. MRI
2. Catscan

3.Pookeypants. (I know it is weird)

3. THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Presenting infront of my class
3. Time passing

THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
1. My friends
2. Getting reveiws on fanfic
3. Getting good grades

THREE THINGS YOU HATE:

1.Annoying people

2. Stupid Television shows
3. Miley Cyrus

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Books
2. My friends

3.Reading

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Blue T-Shirt
2. Brown Sweats
3. Black Cardinal

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Watching crime dramas

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Camera
2. A copy of Alice In Wonderland
3. Laptop

THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Journalist
2. Photographer

3.Director

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Italy
2. London
3. France

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Travel the world
2. Have a child
3. Write a very successful novel

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird (not that I haven't done it or anything...). If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile Makes them harder to kill...(shifty eyes)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

۩If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

Most girls don't realise these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realise These Things'

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

Team Jacob/Team Edward/TEAM JASPER
Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn
Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner/Jackson Rathbone
Movie/Book
Vampires
/Werewolves
Rosalie/Alice
Emmett/Jasper
Kristen Stewart/Ashely Greene/Nikki Reed
Kellan Lutz/Jackson Rathbone
Jacob/Sam/Seth/Quil/Embry
Volvo/Porsche/M3/Jeep/Mercedes/Rabit
Cliff Diving/Motorcycles
Angela Weber/Lauren Mallory/Jessica Stanley
Mike Newton
/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley
Bella/Jacob
Aro/Marcus/Jane/Caius
Italy/Forks/Phoenix

Did you know...?

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Twilight Oath:

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.

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The Princess falls in love with the Geek or not by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Bella's friends have developed a plan in which Bella, the most beautiful girl in school, has to hit on Edward, the geek, and to pretend she has fallen in love with him. Will Bella fall truly in love with him? Will Edward know the plan? ON HIATUS SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Vampire Imprinting by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
You know how werewolves imprint. Well this is how Edward finds Bella, "Vampire Imprinting". Starts out when Bella is a baby and is found until she becomes a vampire. Horrible summary; better than it sounds! PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Love Story by InLoveWithEddiekinzCullen reviews
Have you ever heard of love at first sight and do you believe in it? Well edward and bella dont. What happens when someone asks bella out? Read to find out better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
She's the man by Femi-Foxx reviews
Bella Swan discovers that the girl's soccer team gets cut. Soccer is mostly all that she lives for. How far will she go to get to continue play...even if it means posing as her cousin Jasper. ALL HUMAN BxE She's the man concept but filled with twists.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Coconut reviews
Sequel to An Admirer of Beauty. OP. AH. slightly OOC. Rated T for language. Not really sure what genre this is in... I wrote this story to show that you can still love your enemies and to learn forgiveness. Hope you guys like it! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
An Admirer of Beauty reviews
Jacob is the school jock. Edward is quiet, and every girl drools over him. Bella has an 'admirer of beauty' who leaves her flowers. Will she discover who he is or be clueless forever? & Will she learn to love a person for who they really are?Please R&R AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,834 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In A World Of Treachery reviews
It's the day before spring break and Edward shows up. He asks for a second chance and Bella not being with Jacob, obviously gives it to him. Unfortunately things don't work out so easily! My first FanFiction. Rated Teen for language, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking into the Past reviews
Bella has been a vampire long before Edward. When Edward is gone for a long period of time after he is changed Bella thinks she is in love with another man until Edward comes back. yeah my summary sucks but please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stravaganza Wedding reviews
Arianna and Luciano are to get married but there is a small complication when Luciano arrives in Bellzza. Hopefully things work out! But then....does Arianna really become a stravaganti?
Stravaganza - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
The Perfect Man reviews
Edward left hoping Bella could move on without him. Bella gets a bad job, but because of Edward she can't concentrate whenever she tries to do something right. Everything reminds her of him. But then Edward comes back after 5 years. Not a smart move.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ghost Grandview reviews
A town-house is being re-built and Melinda find 2 ghosts there. They both hate each other because they are both the cause of each others death. Can Melinda help them before it gets any worse?
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete