Author has written 5 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.
To all my friends (who know what language this is):
Veha. Zicd veha. Ed caasc oui kioc zicd secc sa duu silr. Cu, E's lusehk pylg du FanFiction. E'mm pa nacdunehk so Transformer Prime cduneac, pid hud so Danny Phantom cduneac. Ihmacc, uv luinca, oui byo sa. Dryd, un, pak. Y mud.
To everyone else:
You may be curious as to my month long absence. That, and why my Danny Phantom stories are missing. Please feel free to contact me via PM. And I'll be glad to tell you the whole story.
Now, a little bit about me;
Marital Status: Engaged to my Girlfriend of 5 years
Real name: Known only to my good friends on this site.
Known languages: English (fluent), Spanish (some phrases), Al Bhed (fluent), and Latin (some phrases). Obscure enough?
Awesome quote is awesome: "All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world, is for enough good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
RANDOM THOUGHTS - Sorta NSFW
Random thought: If the sky was always purple, instead of blue, would it really matter?
Random thought 2: Why are oranges the only fruit named after their colour?
Random thought 3: 1 out of 5 people hear voices in their head. So, get 4 of your friends together. If it isn't any of them, it's you.
Random thought 4: It is a misconstrued fact that all Canadians finish their sentences with "Eh?". I couldn't agree more...Eh?
Random thought 5: Did you know that the 5th dentist caved, and now they're all recommending Trident?
Random thought 6: Why is the word fuck, the only word that is referred to, in the English language, as the "f" word?
Random thought 7: Why do I get "shushed" at Chapters? It's a book store, not a Library.
Random thought 8: Red Grapes, Red wine. Green Grapes, no green wine.
Random thought 9: So, people blame video games for school violence. Kay. So, by the same thought pattern, shouldthe auto industry be held responsible for all the car accidents?
Random thought 10: More people are killed by drinking AND driving, then drinking then driving. I'm not condoning it. Just making a point.
Random thought 11: What's long, hard, and full of Seamen? A submarine... (Haw, Haw!)
Random thought 12: If gay means happy, shouldn't we be happy for gays?
Random thought 13: Who DID let the dogs out? The song never answers the question.
Random thought 14: A true sense of humor is to have the ability to laugh at yourself.
Random thought 15: Money may not grow on trees, but it does come from trees.
Random thought 16: Remember, women are like Crock-Pots, they heat up slowly, and men are like microwaves, instantly ready to go.
Random thought 17: Did you know that 45 percent of all statistics are made up?
Random thought 18: 4 out of 5 of most surveys are, in fact, wrong.
Random thought 19: Pepsi says it's better than Coke. Rogers says it's better than Bell. But, without Bell and Coke existing first, Rogers and Pepsi most likely, wouldn't exist either.
Random thought 20: Don't sweat the petty stuff. And, on that thought, don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Random thought 21: Apples, by far, are the only fruit with the most variety. And the coolest names.
Random thought 23: What kind of boat never sinks? a friend-ship!
Random thought 24: Have you ever repeated a word so much that is stopped making sense?
Random thought 25: Why is there no blue food? There's food with 'blue' in it's name, but there's no blue food. And no, blueberries don't count, because, let's face it, they're really purple.
Random thought 26: Assassins do it from behind.
Random thought 27: Isn't it ironic that no one sleeps at a sleepover, but only when it's over?
Random thought 28: A women always has the last say in an argument. Anything a guy says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.
Random thought 29: Everyone knows someone named Josh.
Random thought 30: Repeat "Most" 6 times. What do you put into a toaster?
Random thought 31: What's heavier? 10 pounds of feathers, or 10 pounds of bricks?
Random thought 32: Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Random thought 33: Did you notice number 22 missing?
Random thought 34: The Cake is a lie!
Random thought 35: Fruit, no matter what color it is to begin with, always becomes brown. No, not like that.
Random thought 36: Everyone has an Aunt Sue, Uncle Dave, Aunt Cathy, or an Uncle Bob. I happen to have all 4.
Random thougth 37: When asked to make a wish, people always say they want to be immortal. But, would you really want to live forever?
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Random thought 39: "Excuse me? Would you mind being quite? I dont' appreciate you being loud." - or - "Psst. Shhh! Tsk, tsk, tsk."
Random thought 40: Pizza is really good to eat. And now that you just read that, you are now craving pizza.
Random thought 41: How DO magnets work?
Random thought 42: The answer to "What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?"
Random thought 43: This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves... u mad?
Random thought 44: Do not read this sentence.
Random thought 45: Ever get the feeling that, somehow, somewhere, you're being watched by a duck?
Random thought 46: c4n u und3r574nd wh47 1'm 54y1n9?
Random thought 47: One cannot simply walk into Mordor. But sure has heck can fly.
Random thought 48: Are you still reading these?
Random thought 49: No where in the rhyme "Humpty Dumpty" does it say that he was an egg.
Random thought 50: Al Bhed ec cilr y luum myhkiyka, tuh'd oui yknaa?
Random thought 51: Life's a bitch. If it were easy, it would be a slut.
Random thought 52: If money doesn't bring happiness, then why do homeless people look so miserable?
Random thought 53: I let my mind wonder 3 years ago. I really miss it.
Random thought 54: I like green.
Random thought 55: I like Dayquill and Nyguill. Because they are the only things that taste like orange and green.
Random thought 56: This is a thought, that is random.
Random thought 57: If you're reading this, you must be as bored as I am. And that's just sad.
Randome though 58: grammer is ovar-rated dont you think
Random thought 59: Is life real... or is it imaginary?
Random thought 60: Orgasms are awesome. You know why? Because I just had - Ohhhh!
Random thought 61: Random person -"Always be polite." Me- "Go fuck yourself."
Random thought 62: There is no such thing as a bad blowjob.
Random thought 63: "Why? Why do you ask me to torture innocent bread? It never did anything to you!" - my toaster.
Random thought 64: Why is the word abrivation so long?
Random thought 65: Life is all about choice. Just don't make the wrong one.
Random thought 66: Eliminate all Jedi.
Random thought 67: Hakunna Mahtata.
Random thought 68: If Pokemon are the only animals in "Pokemon Land", where does the meat for food come from?
Random thought 69: He, he, he. Yes...
Random thought 70: Marajuanna. Can't live with it... wait, what was I saying?
Random thought 71: Isn't it odd, that no matter if you don't have to pee, when you walk into a bathroom, you suddenly have to?
Random thought 72: When the world ends, nobody will know.
Random thought 73: Nobody hates Icecream Sandwiches.
Random thought 74: There should be a test to become an adult. If you don't pass it, you get to remain a kid.
Random thought 75: Antidepressants can cause suicide. Wait, what?
Random thought 76: How did people have bright ideas before the lightbulb?
Random thought 77: In theory, in another Universe, there's a me writing these in Russian.
Random thought 78: What's opposite of opposite?
Random thought 79: Yawning is inevitable. Go ahead. Try not to do it.
Random thought 80: People say picking your nose is gross. Yet, I'm willing to bet everyone does it.
Random thought 81: Now matter who you are, you always lock the bathroom door.
Random thought 82: Who's awesome? You're Awesome!
Random thought 83: Why would a chicken want to cross a road?
Random thought 84: Merry had a ladle limb who's fleet was whit as snowed.
Random thought 85: Don't worry, be happy.
Random thought 86: I don't always finish sentences, but when I do, they don't always
Random thought 87: Your head is now itchy.
Random thought 88: Roses are grey, violets are grey. LOL IMA DOG
Random thought 89: If wind could be seen, what colour would it be?
Random thought 90: Alzheimers is a... is a... um... Huh. I forgot what I was going to say...
Random thought 91: You are know aware of your tongue.
Random thought 92: Sex is awesome.
Random thought 93: Some people are allergic to Bananas. Really.
Random thought 94: People claim eating a lot of chocolate is better then sex. I would have to disagree. I've never had an orgasm while eating a Snickers.
Random thought 95: Team Four Star!
Random thought 96: (insert own random thought here)
Random thought 97: The importance of commas: "Let's eat, Grandma." Instead of "Let's eat Grandma."
Random thought 98: "Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are." It's a star, you crazy person. You just said it.
Random thought 99: If humans weren't meant to eat meat, then why do we have K-9 teeth?
Random thought 100: So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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