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Author has written 1 story for Mortal Instruments.

OK so I just wrote my first fan fiction EVER!! It's for the Mortal Instruments and its called City of Shadows, but whatever. So, in honor of doing something other than reviewing stories, I'm changing my profile.

First off you should know I'm kinda out there, okay really out there, but thats not the point. Well Yeah it is, because I'm insane, really really insane, and whatever I write will most likely reflect that. And sometimes even though I have books smarts I forget my common sense and brain with my drool on my pillow and in case you ever need conformation of my deluision(so you can call the physciatric ward) my crasian (Crazy Asian) Jessie will totally trade me in...if you give her salt. Ok sorry kinda ramblin but hey you'll live! Hopefully I would hate for someone to ... CRUD sorry rablin aga...you know hat I'm just going to shut my mouth. I mean stop typ...Oh never mind...

Opps sorry forgot my name...it's Rae. You like? It's actually my middle name but Katie is sooo...Boring!


Favorite Bands: Three Days Grace, Nickleback, Paramore, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Flyleaf, 3OH!3, The Cure, NEVERSHOUTNEVER!, The Killers, and Bullet for My Valentine

Favorite Books: Mortal Instruments (duh), Graceling, the Host, Hunger Games, Naughts and Crosses, Seven Tears into The Sea, Anything by Meg Cabot, Bloodline, Jessica's Guide to dating on the Dark Side (new story, you HAVE to read it!) and lots more... but these are some of my favorites

Books I think suck: Twilight (Good Characters, sucky plot. Book one Bella gets chased by vampires, Cullens save her. Book two Bella gets chased by vampires, Werewolves save her. Book three Bella gets chased by vampires, Cullens AND Werewolves save her! (Way to twist it up Stephenie) Book four Bella gets chased by vampires, Cullens, Werewolves, and new vampire save her!!) Twilight fanfics can be good though because some people can make an intresting plot and I applude them.

Favorite Play: Wicked!!

Favorite Store: Hot Topic

Well...I'm gonna do something semi productive so for now my enlightening homepage is complete! For now...

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Horizon by greenpeach20 reviews
Part two of the Renesmee Series. Watch Jacob and Nessie explore their love and go through many adventures on the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 392,539 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
don't wake me cause i'm dreaming by Erin.Anne reviews
set after COG, jacexclary. Don't read unless you've finished COG. . . Sadly, I'm not Cassandra Clare, so, of course, I ain't the owner of the Mortal Instruments. . . -tear- Rated T just to be safe. I suck at writing Summaries. . . the story is better.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
The End Of The Beginning by Nyx Muses reviews
It started off as a quest to raise Rochelle from the dead, but became so, so much more. The Named struggle to find some semblance of peace but little do they know that their fight is far from over. Ethan-Rochelle, Isabel-Arkarian; Matt-Neriah, Dillon-OC
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008
City of Love by elana.x reviews
A continued version of City of Glass in Clary's perspective. Please read review.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6002 - Favs: 8,811 - Follows: 5,228 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
My Mother's Lullaby by JaneVolturi96 reviews
Katniss - .:.My heart stopped. My world ended. In that moment nothing more mattered to me than who's name had been called. Acacia Rue Mellark. My baby girl. My child.:. Welcome to 95th Annual Hunger Games...And may the odds be ever in your favor...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,623 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
She's the girl that everyone wants to be by Leoblonde reviews
A girl, Erin, goes to camp for three months, but it turns out the office spelled her name wrong, and she's now rooming in a cabin of five boys.
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,504 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Angel by silentnc reviews
TEMP HIATUS. Set after Host ends. Wanda and the rest continue their adventures. M for later chapters.
Host - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
Struggling Moments by smyle94 reviews
At last, Peeta and Katniss have come home,to family, to Gale. Katniss is now in a conflict she had been dreading would happen; choosing between Peeta and Gale. While the Capital is still out to kill her, Katniss must discover what her heart desires.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
The Victors' Return by PeetaMellarkLove reviews
What happens to Katniss and Peeta upon return from the Games? Who will she choose? Peeta, the boy with the bread or Gale the mysterious character that we have yet to learn more about? Who's heart will she break? What problems will she face? First Fanfic!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,263 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009
And Her Tears Filled The Moon by greenpeach20 reviews
The story of two lovers that fought for the love they couldnt have.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 111,735 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Two Years Later by tapgirl16 reviews
Gemma Doyle returns to London during her holidays at university. While in London, she visits her old boarding school, Spence Academy for Young Ladies, and waiting for her there, is a remarkable surprise indeed.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Sunlight: Renesmee's Story Part One by Lettheblacknessrollon reviews
Sequel to Breaking Dawn, all in Renesmee's POV. Some graphic content. Rated M for a reason! Relaunched with all chapters broken apart! Part two is up and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,276 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Change by crazygee reviews
Now a victor of the Hunger Games with fame, riches and glory, what else has changed in Katniss Everdeen's life?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
City of Grace by feisty.red.head reviews
10 years after Valentine is destroyed, Jace and Clary are living the perfect life. But when mysterious dreams threaten the life of their unborn child, things begin to change. Will they find the culprit? Or will it find them?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Straight After by love.to.read.smiles reviews
This is straight after COG. I thought it would be a bit of fun - Clary and Jace escape the festival and decide to connect. hahahaha Hope you like!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Midnight Dreams by thejedijoyjoy reviews
AU. Meet Aiyana Black, the half-human, half-shifter/vampire daughter of Jacob and Renesmee. Family life, venturing out into the human world, going to high school, meeting new people and trying to be normal. All Cullens, Jacob, Seth, Leah and new character
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 87,030 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Conflicting Danger by Bunnylass reviews
Suze Simon witnessed something that sent her life into chaos. Stuck in a safe-house with a dangerous Specialist De Silva and the deadly threat dawning closer each day; its not long before they start to question where the real threat is coming from...Fini!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,357 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S. - Complete
Clary's Dream by KiwiBirdieOfTheAbyss reviews
Don't you think there needs to be WAAAAY more kissing in the book? LOL here's some more!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
I'm Right Here by Lady Fingers20 reviews
It's time for a celebration in the caves and everyone is having fun, when something goes wrong. None of Ian's careful planning could have prepared him for what happened next.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,514 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
The Club for Alec by KiwiBirdieOfTheAbyss reviews
Isabelle, Clary and Jace all decide to make Alec straight for the purpose of him not telling his parents. So where exactly is the best place to go? LOLEO!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Alec L., Isabelle L.
The Missing Ryder by StArZiLL reviews
Jess and Rob, after Missing You, are sharing Rob's house and a Political Science class at a local college. But when their professor apparently commits suicide under mysterious circumstances, it's up to the couple to get to the bottom of it...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007
Hunger Strikes by Princess Ashley aka MO reviews
Katniss is home, but she struggles with the aftermath of the Games, her feelings for Peeta and Gale, and the threat of the Capitol still breathing down her neck. More inside. P/K *CH10 UP*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,905 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008
A Whole New Beginning: A TSFT Alternate Ending by Hikari Reizumi reviews
“You are terribly pathetic, Kartik. I mean, how can you, an Indian, possibly give me my merits?” Choice. That is what it all comes down to. Gemma has to make her choice between love and death. No third alternative. Now she has to live with the inevitable.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,984 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Girl I Like Is My Sanctuary by VickyVicarious reviews
Fourth story in my TGIL series. Rewrite of 'Sanctuary' in Rob's POV. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,439 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Little Pieces of You and Me by icebucket reviews
ch.4 greatly improved! its just a lot of fluff and lemons with a story line. its a little AU. Isabel and Arkarian are finding more time to be together than we may have known... fluff and lemons!rated M.
Guardians of Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,173 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
The Wonders of Late Night Conversations by Shadow Ice Maiden reviews
Erik and Zoey have their 'talking without yelling' conversation. Set after Untamed. Turn back now if you haven't read it. Contains major spoilers. Zoey/Erik Full of fluffy goodness. One-shot. A House of Night fanfiction.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
The Sacrifices For Truth by Bunnylass reviews
Book 4 in 'The Shock Of A Lifetime' series. Jesse's POV of all his encounters with Suze in 'Darkest Hour'. Finished.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,643 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S. - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Sweet Complications by actions-we-remember reviews
-I couldn't stand the end of TSFT, so I'm rewriting it! Karma- Gemma may have defeated the Tree of All Souls, but now she has a whole new set of problems. Will she ever get her life back to normal, and can she restore normalcy to the realms?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
The Shock Of A Lifetime by Bunnylass reviews
Seen from Jesse's POV, when he first meets Suze in 'Shadowland'. His thoughts and feelings, of finally being noticed after 150 years...Finished.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S. - Complete
Nectar of the Gods by LunaEquus reviews
A chilling realization leaves Kartik and Gemma on the run for their lives. Who can they trust now but each other? On their quest to sort out the mess that has become their lives, they learn a few things about each other, and inevitably themselves.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,213 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Whatever Happened to Samantha Madison? by AshenPetiteLie reviews
[chapter34]After her Thanksgiving night with David, stuff has happened to Sam Madison. It's now summer and Lucy and Harold are dating, David's going away to college, and Sam still has a year left in high school. Then some surprising news hit her.
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,190 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005
City of Shadows reviews
Jace starts teaching Clary how to be a shadowhunter. Tells about all the little mishapps along the way. Other stuff will happen. A certin evil someone will come back. Can they ever get a break, Come on. Set after CoG
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.