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Joined 03-06-09, id: 1858374, Profile Updated: 08-05-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Phantom of the Opera.

i am alice ava kaitlyn lilith.

i love to shop. dance. sing out of tune. photograph the old fashioned way. I am short. amazingly annoying. pretty. not modest. awesome. goofy. smiley. Texan.

You might recognize some of these stories. I'm taking over from Rosalie Alice (my sister).


Thanks to all the folks who've reviewed, favorited both me as an author, and my stories. Hell, it's always nice to get some praise.


Fuck. I seem to be getting some positive reviews for Eyes Closed. I have no idea is I should go ahead with it, because I'm afraid I might fuck it up. I've never really written something

with multiple chapters before and I'm not sure where I want to go with it. I've also got a lot of ideas for some other story lines I'd like to explore. Mother fucking SHIT, I am a mess.

I need to get my head on straight and figure out what the hell I want to do. But fuck, if you've got suggestions I'd love to hear them.


Please excuse me while I go wash out my foul mouth with soap.


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Sometimes It Takes a While by Ozma333 reviews
Teddy/Victoire. Story follows Victoire through her fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts as she flirts, dates, and eventually discovers her feelings for a certain metamorphagus. Ends with the famous Platform 9 and 3/4's kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,457 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20363 - Favs: 13,654 - Follows: 5,583 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Southern Hospitality by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Rosalie is an up and coming fashion photographer. When her job sends her to the mountains of Tennessee and things start to go wrong, will Rose find everything she didn't know she was missing? Can the sheriff with the sexy smile win her heart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,742 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter of the Ocean by Jasper winked reviews
What was I, Bella Swan, powerful daughter of the almighty Poseidon, sister of Percy Jackson, doing in small town Forks, a place I obviously didn't want to be? Oh yeah, my mother. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,183 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4111 - Favs: 4,635 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anybody There by Kat097 reviews
AU AH. “I’m not a damsel in distress and I sure as hell didn’t put out a flyer for a white knight." Sometimes the damsel wants to do things her own damn way, despite her feelings for the man who wants to save her. B/E. Complete with outtakes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,342 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ask Alice by VampricFaeryGirl reviews
Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. This is her story. Before, during, and after the asylum.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,283 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
War by LaBellaBella reviews
Set in the time of WW2, Bella Swan lives her life in a small town. She doesn't know what to think or feel when a group of soldiers comes home for a visit from the gruesome battlefields of Europe, led by a mysterious young Lieutenant General. All human, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,209 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Black Blizzards by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella Swan is the only daughter of a farmer in the midst of the Great Depression. Is she too proud to accept the help of the new farmhand, or will she end up with more assistance than she bargained for? Written for the AoE contest, rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9018 - Favs: 15,723 - Follows: 3,350 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9667 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turning Scrooge by All Things Go reviews
Bella is at the hospital on Christmas with none other than Dr. Edward Cullen, who decides he doesn't care for the holiday. Can she change his mind? All human BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Note Passing: The sequel! by sugarhigh123 reviews
The sequel to Note Passing. Will Tyler "come out of the closet?" What's Bella's epiphany about Mike? Is Emmett bipolar? Why hasn't Mr. Banner made his move on Bella yet? Funnier than the 1st one. Flames used to burn jacob in hell... you know the rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Musically Inclined by M. L. Arienette reviews
Edward is heading off to Northwestern for piano performance. In his music theory class he meets some interesting people. One that captures his heart. ALL HUMAN please R/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing for the Wrong Team by oh hey Katie reviews
During the reception of George's long awaited wedding, Teddy takes the opportunity to attempt once more to win over Victoire with the help of Uncle Charlie and some firewhiskey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
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Eyes Closed reviews
She danced to escape. She danced because she loved it. He watched because it was beautiful. Meg Giry/Erik Don't like? Don't read.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2010
Tap reviews
Rosalie is pissed off to say the least ... How could Emmett forget their two year anniversary?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Pink Hair reviews
Edward is determined to sweep Bella off her feet. So after some advice from Esme, he comes with an unconventional way to do so.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
tell me what you really think
Men can't seem to keep their mind off food.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,631 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
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