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Denver Paranormal Society by ericastwilight reviews

Sequel to She Speaks Fear and Truth. Follow Edward and Bella's paranormal investigation team, as they work frightening cases. With Bella's abilities will it only bring the team to more harm? Their relationship is put to the ultimate test.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,460 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 7/16/2022 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Edward

The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews

AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 278,367 - Reviews: 16251 - Favs: 8,067 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 8/15/2021 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews

Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 476,823 - Reviews: 9288 - Favs: 10,072 - Follows: 4,848 - Updated: 6/11/2021 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 155,684 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 11,365 - Follows: 3,656 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews

Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Spring Break in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,358 - Reviews: 9268 - Favs: 6,396 - Follows: 4,233 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews

Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5651 - Favs: 6,826 - Follows: 6,962 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Five Colors in Her Hair by Jennrosee reviews

Conformity has always been the key to success in the sleepy town of Forks, Washington, but when the punky Bella Swan arrives, nerdy Edward Cullen learns it's okay to be a little different. The town of Forks will never be the same! Nerdyward/Punkella ON HIATUS

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,787 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward

Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews

Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan. Complete

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,480 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 4,641 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews

Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 5,361 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Finders Keepers by twifanatic01 reviews

Bella and Alice work at the local day care when a blue eyed boy flips Bella's world around. A green eyed man comes next and the rest-as they say is history- for a while.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,028 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Evening the Score by DH78 reviews

Sorry! This story has been removed from this site. Please see my bio for more info!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews

UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews

Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13480 - Favs: 8,066 - Follows: 4,967 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward

The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews

*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12864 - Favs: 5,865 - Follows: 5,218 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews

Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete

If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews

Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5147 - Favs: 5,588 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4521 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward

Singing To Your Soul by Rammy-x reviews

New Chars. LaurelxBrycedon. Brycedon and Brandon are new to Forks High. Brycedon's life takes an unexpected turn when he meets the beautiful Cullen Family. Normal Pairings, R&R please. rated T for Language & pos. Sensuality. 75 yrs after Breaking Dawn. In progress. Current hiatus. Thank you for your patience!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie

I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews

'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4627 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella

A Little Motivation by NaughtyLaureate reviews

He's a motivational speaker with no motivation. She's a lonely woman who thinks he hung the moon. A chance meeting in a hotel lobby may just change both their lives forever...with A Little Motivation.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella, Edward

The Silver Lining by kimpy reviews

Divorced Bella meets widowed Edward one afternoon in a Laundromat, and an instant attraction results. When you meet your soulmate after your spouse dies, do you allow yourself fall in love again? Written for Litljazzbird.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,503 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

6 Little Faces by Sylvia Cullen reviews

Bella and Edward Cullen have the perfect life, the only thing missing are children. After years of trying and to no success she turns to fertility drugs. When she finally gets pregnant, she may get more than what she's bargained for with six surprises. Complete.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,235 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews

"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4439 - Favs: 4,885 - Follows: 3,377 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Hot Seat by TheFicChick reviews

Liberal left? Meet conservative right. Wearing tight pants and a self-satisfied grin. (ExB, AH, one-shot.)

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 397 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete

How Bella Got Her Groove Back by TheFicChick reviews

Edward owes Bella one, and he's a man determined to deliver – but as he quickly discovers, some debts are not easily repaid.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Under the Boardwalk by Robicorn reviews

With the summer brings new people, and with the fall, an empty space they once were. See what happens when Bella meets Edward and one harmless lie turns thier world upside down. Taboo/Teacher student. lemons. Be warned.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,701 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Edward, Bella

Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews

Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6526 - Favs: 5,382 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Baby It's Cold Outside by letzigprincess reviews

If you love the classic Christmas song, this is perfect for you. A Twilight songfic one-shot featuring two of our favorite characters. Rated M for lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Once Again by Marvar reviews

When Bella goes to see the final movie in the Dusk Saga, she runs into someone from her past who just might be able to give her a happy ending - in more ways than one. My birthday present for Cosmogirl7481. Rated M for language and doing it in the projection room.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews

Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews

Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella

Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews

"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 385 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Under the Same Moon by Jen733 reviews

Most would call it young love, but for Edward and Bella, it was much more. They promised each other forever until tragedy struck and changed their plans. After years of separation, will they ever be able to forgive each other? AH/Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,203 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edward, Bella

The Face I Can't Forget by TwiliteAddict reviews

Bella is in dire financial straits. To save her college education, she offers her virginity up for auction. Does she actually find a second chance at love? This AH story is low on angst, sweet, romantic, sexy, funny and complete! Co-authored with RosaBella75 for CandraJade as part of the Support Stacie Auction. AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,136 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Search by wuogkat reviews

This is a sequel to The TA and The Freshman - read one of those 1st! Bella Cullen took her bike out for an afternoon ride and never came back. Alice must discover the truth behind her sister's disappearance. AU, Vampires, Sequel, canon couples

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,315 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Alice, Edward

Hate's An Aphrodisiac by LyricalKris reviews

Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Hole In Her Heart by akaMick reviews

As doctors race to fix the hole in her daughter's heart, can Edward fix the hole in Bella's?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,577 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward

The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7708 - Favs: 12,381 - Follows: 6,342 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Dating in the Dark by twicrack83 reviews

Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show. What could go wrong… or right? Hilarity and lemons ensue! Canon pairings/AH/OOC Rated M because I know you like it!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,077 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward

Somewhere in Brooklyn by laureate04 reviews

Edward is a 26 year old singer-songwriter. Bella is a 21 year old graduate student at NYU. Will a chance encounter one cold November morning at the subway stop rock their worlds?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,429 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Under Your Spell by twiXlite reviews

The Cullens, Hales and Swans are the oldest and most respected families in the small island town of Forks. What happens when the rest of the town discovers a secret they've kept hidden for centuries, threatening everything they've worked to build? AH/AU

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,034 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella

Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews

When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3165 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

A Getty Romance by rinabina reviews

It would be impossible for Bella to love anything more than her job at the J Paul Getty museum. That is, until a handsome, bronze-haired, fine suit-ed young man breezes through her gallery. A love story within the walls of a museum. E/B AH AU

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Only One That Mattered by jadedandboring reviews

How many times does a woman have to say no before a man stops asking? Hint: A LOT.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete

A Ray in the Dark by wuogkat reviews

A collab w/LadyRip: Businesswoman Bella Black, suddenly widowed, struggles to rebuild her life. She moves from NYC to Tybee Island, GA. She isn't looking for a relationship, but what happens when bronze hair and green eyes find her?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Edward

Rabbit Heart by KitsuShel reviews

When a stalker gets too close to rockstar Izzy Dwyer, she makes a choice that brings her back to her hometown and leads her on a journey full of new love and friendships.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 6967 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

LiMBO Love in My Box Outtakes by cosmoandmarvar reviews

Selected Outtakes from Love in My Box.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward

Kiss Me Now, Kiss Me Never by ericastwilight reviews

A curse spanning generations for two families. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,004 - Reviews: 2585 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Car Wash by nails233 reviews

Picture inspired one shot turned short story. An early morning car wash could brighten anyones day, but can it change your future? Mature and crack fiction.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Vegas Baby! by jslack reviews

Bella travels to Vegas with her two best friends to try to forget her past relationship. Lives will forever be changed after the girls meet Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. How will they deal when they discover one pair got married and despise one another?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,385 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward

Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 13031 - Favs: 8,996 - Follows: 6,443 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews

Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7388 - Favs: 6,332 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Twilight Twenty Five Challenge: Round 5 by maxandmo reviews

My entries for the Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge. Drabbles of no more than 100 words or o/s of over 1,000 words using prompts. To see the prompts: www dot thetwilight25 dot com

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Bella, Edward

Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews

He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 5,549 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Orientation by IsaKassees reviews

Mr. Edward Cullen gives Ms. Alice Brandon her first-day orientation in The Office. Who's right across the hall from him and doesn't know he exists? How will Alice help poor oblivious Nerdward? E/B, AH-AU, OOC Lemons. Full of gigglesnorts. Now continued.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Bella

xoxo, Edward by Marvar reviews

It's the 80s, they're in high school, and everyone is wearing really bad clothes. Edward tries to woo Bella with words on notebook paper. Can he convince her that he's her man?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Close To The Pin by rinabina reviews

Edward is an easy-going caddy at Pebble Beach. When he's assigned to caddy for stone-faced pro golfer Isabella Swan, his life gets flipped upside down. Will they form an unlikely team or will she fire him before the weekend is over? E/B AH AU

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,219 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Out of Captivity by IdShipThis reviews

Newly divorced from his high school sweetheart, single father Edward Cullen is trying to get his life back on track. That is until, with the help of his daughter, he finds what he didn't know he was missing in an unexpected place.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Halloween Hijinx by HalloweenHijinx reviews

Eight Cullens. Eight creepy campfire tales. Join bmango, mskathy, sorceresscirce, theladyingrey42, tuesdaymidnight, yellowglue, and yogagal/lawngirl for a fun week of Halloween stories starring your favorite characters from Twilight.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,239 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete

Worthy of Trust and Confidence by jadedandboring reviews

When a rogue fraternity guy threatens First Daughter Bella Swan, Secret Service agent Cullen steps in to protect her. What happens after is more than either of them expected.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Scavenger Hunting: Cullen Style by IsabellaMarieSwan-Cullen1234 reviews

What happens when school is cancelled and Alice drags everyone to the mall? Stripper Poles, Rotten Bananas, and Emmett being crazy involved! Just what are Mike Newton and Jessica Stanley doing in the mall? Canon Pairings E/B J/A Em/R Car/Esm First'fic

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Alice

The Cure for Boredom by NinaQ reviews

Bella knows there is a problem in her marriage. What happens when she goes looking for a creative solution? My submission for the PTB Smut University Back to School Fundraiser. E/B AH Romance/Fluff Rated M

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Good, The Beard and The Stubborn by rinabina reviews

A mini-take for Foul Territory. Edward comes home from a road trip with a new "development." Bella reacts, lines are drawn, sides taken and the bet is on. Who will break first? Will be complete by the end of the week. E/B AH AU

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Drabble, Drabble, Drabble by xSirenSongx reviews

Drabbles I've written for the TwiFicPic weekly banner challenge. In order of appearance. Rated M just to be on the safe side, story ratings are listed at being of each document.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011

Fictionista Workshop WitFit Prompts September 2011 by DH78 reviews

A collection of one-shots based on daily WitFit prompts. All Un-beta'd. Summaries are at the top of each chapter.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward

Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews

Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella

Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews

Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4017 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Somewhere Out There by KitsuShel reviews

Raising her son alone, Bella wishes for his father to be a part of his life, but what will happen to their family when he finally returns?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bella, Edward

Falling Over You by twifanatic01 reviews

O/S Bella is a very accomplished nurse at Forks hospital and Alice has decided to drag her along to her fashion show. The things we do for Alice fall roughly under the same category as the things we'd endure to have Edward to ourselves for a little while.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Finding Bree Tanner by coldplaywhore reviews

A comedy about trying to find your way in life, while trying to 'rescue' your high school sweetheart from hers, only to discover she doesn't want to be helped. Rated M for language and all that good stuff.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,311 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Coming on Easy by risbeencoldplaywhore reviews

Three best friends head to the North Carolina coast to enjoy their final summer together. They get more than they bargained for from some unexpected visitors.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,710 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews

Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9576 - Favs: 9,041 - Follows: 5,871 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Beautiful Girl by EZRocksAngel reviews

Edward meets a beautiful girl. For the Boys on Boards Contest. AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews

Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23347 - Favs: 16,533 - Follows: 11,135 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

On The Road by ejw2 reviews

Written for the Lyrics and Lemons contest: Bella is running late for work when she comes across a stranded motorist. She stops to offer him assistance but gets much more than she bargained for.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Futile Devices by JackBadJuJu reviews

Bella has pined for Edward for most of her teen years. Now they are working together at his Aunt's pottery shop. Can they paint a happy ending or will things just get messy in the end? Rated T for now. Requests for follow up will be M rated. AH/AU

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward

On the Bed by ericastwilight reviews

Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him? Collaborative w/kyla713

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Tantra Chair Adventures and Womanizer Outtakes by ericastwilight reviews

Subject: Edward Cullen aka The Womanizer's Bella and Edward's adventures on the leather chair that promises for some fun times. Reading The Womanizer is not needed but it would help understand the dynamics of their relationship.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,682 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward

Townies & Tourists by SweetDulcinea reviews

It was supposed to be a summer to relax on the beach & figure out her future. Bella never thought she'd fall in love and complicate everything. 99.99% fluff. Boys on Boards contest entry.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,854 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

I Need A Hero by Melolabel reviews

When Alice & Jasper drag Bella out for a night of dancing, she never thought she'd need rescuing. A few hurt toes, a sexy Edward Cullen, a brawl, and a shotgun blast later...this night is sure to be one she'll never forget. AH B/E

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete

Unexpected Fireworks by mskathy reviews

A submission for the Twinklings FMF. Bella meets Edward at a 4th of July picnic with her friends, and fireworks fly.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Elementary Education by Muse2MyMojo reviews

New Principal Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when she meets Edward, a sweet sexy first grade teacher.Can she handle a not so elementary education?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,650 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella

When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews

Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8297 - Favs: 8,720 - Follows: 8,688 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward

Dog Days of Summer by Risbeen reviews

Meet Poodle; he's about to turn Bella's day from bad to worse. Well, Poodle and his owner, Edward Cullen. My silly contribution to F4SAA

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Accidentally in Love by KitsuShel reviews

When one of her closest friends is killed in a car accident, Bella resolves to stay in close contact with Liz's seven-year-old son. Will his much older brother/new guardian get in the way, or will she accidentally fall in love? BPOV of 'Over My Head'

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 628 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Bella, Edward

Over My Head by KitsuShel reviews

When Edward's parents are killed tragically, he's left with guardianship of his seven-year-old brother. Will he be up to the challenge, or is he in over his head? EPOV of 'Accidentally in Love'

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 586 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Edward, Bella

Never Leave This Bed by Jen733 reviews

After months of corresponding through emails and phone calls, Bella and Edward meet again, only this time it's for Alice and Jasper's wedding. Will Bella run away from Texas again or give into what she really wants? Just a Kiss continued...

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 139 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Hotel California by dancnstacy09 reviews

2nd Place Winner in TLS Lyrics & Lemons Contest: Edward and Bella are best friends. When the trip of a lifetime comes honking its horn, will they embrace all that comes with the drive?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella, Edward

Wonderful Tonight by KitsuShel reviews

Happiness, Love, Joy. What more do you need in life? My entry for The Lemonade Stand's Lyrics & Lemons contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Beautiful Green eyes by Whispering Ember reviews

Edward visits a witch on a "hunting trip" now he has 24 hours to be human with Bella. Funny situations and Lemons are promised detailed and juicy lemons i might add X3

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Hotel California by TLS Lyrics and Lemons Contest reviews

Submission #33 for TLS Lyrics & Lemons O/S Contest

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews

Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

One Hazy Night by SweetDulcinea reviews

It was just supposed to be carefree, fun weekend in Vegas before graduating, but Edward woke up to much more than he bargained for. E/B simple fluff, by demand of the cliched plot bunnies in my head.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Take It Off by TLS Lyrics and Lemons Contest reviews

Submission #8 for TLS Lyrics & Lemons O/S Contest

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

What Beautiful Really Means by coldplaywhore reviews

I don't know if you even know what beautiful really means so I'll tell you. Second Place in Public Voting for the Missed Connections Contest. Rated M

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Your Graffiti, My Heart by She is Divine reviews

Reluctant socialite Isabella gets a wake-up call and discovers another side of life and of herself. She meets Edward who is full of charm and tattoos. Is he who she thinks he is? Colab between DivineInspiration & shelikesthesound for Dinx's birthday.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Merry Textmas Futuretake by DH78 reviews

Originally included in the FFT compilation. There's a wedding. There's texting. There's a future.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete

Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews

Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,840 - Follows: 5,553 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella

Confessions of a Love Sick Geek by SoapyMayhem reviews

HIATUS Edward is a geeky comic book writer who has been secretly in love with his best friend Bella for years. When Bella and her boyfriend break up, Edward devises a plan to make her see him as more than a friend. Can Bella see beyond the Geek?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,098 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Edward, Bella

Fearless by KitsuShel reviews

Bella is taken on an adventure right out of a movie script...or is it? My entry in the TwiNetwork's 4th Iron Pen Challenge.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Evening the Score EPOV Outtake by DH78 reviews

This outtake was originally sent out to all reviewers of Chapter 11, and takes place as Edward is making his decision to either take New York's offer, or play for Chicago.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Feathers by SydneyAlice reviews

She is covered in them. They cling to the curves of her body and settle in the sweetest of places.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Foul Territory by rinabina reviews

After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 6,123 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Parachute Outtakes by KitsuShel reviews

Outtakes and missing scenes from my story, Parachute. Rated M for possible strong language and lemons later in the story.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,771 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010

Paperthin Hymn by KitsuShel reviews

Edward & Bella are a usually happy couple going through a rough patch in their relationship. Will a daring rescue put them back on track or pull them completely apart? A collab from KitsuShel & Laurnorder originally written for Fandoms Fight the Floods.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Paperthin Hymn by Texadelphia reviews

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward

Saint by KitsuShel reviews

"I couldn't take my eyes off of her, or the way her fingers stroked her Fender strings, coaxing melodies from it. It was almost as if it was an intimate moment, shared between lovers." Rated M for things of the citrus variety.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Evening the Score: Play On by DH78 reviews

Futuretake based on the story Evening the Score. Edward and Bella are now married and enjoying their little adventures in a very different way. Edward is still a hot pro-soccer player. Bella is still a badass. Originally Submitted for the FFF Comp.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Family Ties by BeckLyn23 reviews

Bella Cullen has everything a woman could ever want: two beautiful children and a successful husband. But not everything is as it seems in her perfect world. What limits will she push to keep what's hers? AH OOC Canon Couples Rated M

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,343 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Edward

And the Oscar Goes To by Drowning in Chaos reviews

Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in tinsel town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

A Splash, a Scream, a Girl's Wet Dream by beckybrit reviews

When Bella's spring break plans fall apart, she escapes to her mother's house in sunny Florida. While there she meets a very handsome next door neighbor that might just give her the break she was looking for. My entry for the Spring Fever contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Edward, Bella

Hello Sister, Goodbye Life by alwaystoday reviews

Complete. Bella gains the custody of her 1 year old sister and quickly learns that parenthood isn't all it's cracked up to be. When she meets Edward, she learns that parenting is doable singlehandedly, though it's easier with another pair of hands AH OOC

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,611 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Piano Man by rain.soaked.hello reviews

Sometimes the first life you choose isn’t the path you were meant for. Bella learns the hard way and in trying to start over, meets single dad Edward and his daughter Elise. This is a story of trial and tribulation, pain, regret and above all, hope. AH/AU

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,511 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Edward, Bella

Bookworms: Birthday by kimpy reviews

Bella Swan captures a glimpse of a beautiful man, then starts to receive a series of mysterious texts. Who is sending them to her? What does he want? To show her the stars. Written in honor of TFX's birthday.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews

Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Centerfield by KitsuShel reviews

My entry in TwiNetwork's First Iron Pen Challenge. A loving moment between husband & wife.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Complete

A Simple Twist of Fate by WellMadeMistake reviews

AU, All Human Edward has moved cross country from Washington to Florida to attend school after ending a nasty relationship, only to find himself instantly attracted to a beautiful brunette he sees in traffic. Rated M for language and lemons

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,451 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

A Beautiful Mess by coldplaywhore reviews

Edward and Bella are best friends who take a chance on love together before she leaves for two months in Europe. Will they be able to survive when she returns and their lives change drastically? Extended Version of o/s London Calling. Rated M

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 221,373 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Professional by mskathy reviews

Bella discovers a giggle-worthy secret about her painter, but what he shows her about life changes her forever. Sometimes, you find love in the most unexpected places and people.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,976 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Happy Bday TFX! by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews

A reposting of Trin's 2010 bday fic that accidentally got deleted. Rated M for LeMon.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward - Complete

The Girl with the Book by Ryder Jude reviews

Fascination with a curious brunette lures Edward into a realm of intrigue. It leads to his journey, a journey to uncover the girl. The girl with the book.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Parachute by KitsuShel reviews

After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17992 - Favs: 12,761 - Follows: 6,210 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Irreconcilable Differences by AnonyCullen reviews

Welcome to the city of Miami. Where the days are hot & the nights are even hotter. The city where money buys you everything. Where the divorce rate is high, silicone is a necessity & sex is a game. Let's Play. collaboration with AnonySwan

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,507 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Bella

Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete

Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3139 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete

It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009

ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews

Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009

Agent 00hot by maxandmo reviews

Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Meet Me in the Meadow by Soft Ragoo reviews

One-shot for the Pick A Pic Challenge. The meadow; Bella and Edward's playground. It grew an innocent love that took years to realize.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,546 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward

You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews

Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 208 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Forget Me Not by xBringMeSunshine reviews

She opened the envelope and tipped out the contents, watching as petals and more blue petals tumbled onto her sheets. Then she looked at the note card, filled with Edward's beautiful script. "My heart has always been yours." AH, oneshot.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Girl with the Book by Loulabelle reviews

Edward's life is routine and boring, but he's content with his lot in life. That is until he sees a girl in the park and he can't look away. Entry for the Pick a Pic contest.

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Midnight Show by Pastiche.Lethe reviews

Bella Swan is your ordinary P.A by day, but by night she's a paid entertainment for just one man. But just because the two of them become alone at the strike of twelve, doesn't mean something more can happen? Or is there?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Kept Men's Club by Melolabel reviews

When Bella's life begins to unravel she finds friendship and support in the most unlikely place and from the most unlikely source: The four buddies who make up The Kept Men's Club. Full summary inside. B/E AH AU.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella

Contact Sport by SweetDulcinea reviews

Soccer is Edward's life, so when his Division I playing career meets distraction in the form a sexy new trainer, his mind is in 100 different places. True feelings are exposed after a bad game & a locker room confrontation. i.e. sweaty, aggressive, & hot

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Back to the start by Mrz.JasperHale4Ever reviews

Written For the Pick a Pick contest...Edward spends the day with his son looking back on his life and where it all started

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Mr Cullen's Conundrum by Shirley.n.Laverne reviews

"She was my apple, the ultimate forbidden fruit sent by the Devil himself to torture me. She was everything a woman should be, and she could never be mine." Mr. Cullen is faced with a choice - Pursue the woman of his dreams, or risk losing his son. AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Edward, Bella

What Are the Odds? by Missus T reviews

Best selling author Edward Cullen gets roped into being on The Bachelor. He feels a connection with a reluctant bachelorette on the first night, but what are the odds it will sustain itself until the final rose ceremony? Pick a Pic Entry

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,712 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Bella and Edward's New Year's Eve Adventure by Dahlia J Black reviews

A New Year's Eve car crash, jammed phone lines and a dash of fate bring Bella and Edward together for an evening neither of them was expecting. Add couple of surprising twists and a few colorful friends, and they're in for an evening they'll never forget.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,036 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Playing the Part by Stephaniiie reviews

AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward

Running into My Future by Lfcpam reviews

O/S Contest Entry:Isabella Swan is a flight attendant running late for work; she crashes into a handsome stranger and her future. She what happens when love is found on a flight bound to LA.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Bella, Edward

MIFFY: Bigger, Longer & Uncut by Flightlessbird11 reviews

Outtakes, Smuttakes and Extended Scenes from Maybe I'm Falling For You by flightlessbird11 and coldplaywhore. Rated M for lemons, lemons, lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,889 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Edward

Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover by Marvar reviews

This is a Two-shot for Cosmogirl7481's birthday. Edward and Bella are both single parents looking for love. But this is fic, so of course they are secretly crushing on each other. Can Edward get into Bella's momjeans by the end of chapter 2? Yes!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Nearness of You by Lo21 reviews

Bella is happy-go-lucky in her daily life making her an optimistic person, but she still doesn't have the courage to tell her co-worker friend Edward how she really feels about him. Maybe today it will change.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Only Exception by coldplaywhore reviews

Lonely and divorced, Bella escapes to Aspen for the holidays and comes across something she never expected to find - love with a much younger man. FGB short story for acinad.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Distant Rhymes by raindrops855 reviews

Isabella, CFO of Astra Financial Group, wife to a Senator, and mother to a 12 year old, is working late one night. Someone that she has had her eyes on for a while pays her a visit. O/S written in celebration of jadalulu's birthday. VERY MATURE. AH.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Forever and a Day by akaMick reviews

Driving home from a conference, Edward stops in a small town for a day. Who he finds living there has him rethinking his need to stay forever. My entry for Twificpics Pick a Pic challenge. Rated M to be absolutely safe.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

La Bella Ragazza Di Caffè by Stephaniiie reviews

Bella is British musician Edward's biggest fan. So when he stumbles across the cafe she owns – the one that is named after one of his songs and is virtually a shrine to his very existence – sparks are sure to fly. Just a random, fluffy two-shot!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Stranded with a Stranger by xSirenSongx reviews

Bella lives alone in a large house. When there is a knock on her door during a storm, she's surprised to see a gorgeous, drenched man on her doorstep. However, his scent is what really surprises her. Bella's PoV AU B/E

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Truth or Dare by FroggyDarren reviews

"If you want out of the dare, just tell me the truth." It only takes two to play and sometimes, the lines between truth and dare get blurred. AH, one-shot, E/B. Entry for the Pick-a-Pic challenge.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews

Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete

What Happens in Vegas by BlushingBlondie reviews

It's beautiful." I whispered, as I lifted my hand to look at the diamond ring closer. Then, reality set in. "We're MARRIED?" ExB!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward

The Farmer's Daughter by ericastwilight reviews

They've been friends since the day he thought her to be an angel. Years later, he returns to where his heart always laid,in the hands of the local cherry farmer's daughter,Bella. Still as beautiful as she was at nine,he hopes to win her heart again.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 270 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Illegal Contact Outtakes by Jen733 reviews

Fandom Gives Back outtakes - Thanks to those who bought these... you guys are awesome!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Edward, Bella

Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18558 - Favs: 7,782 - Follows: 3,770 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Doctor's Orders Outtakes by mybluesky reviews

Outtakes from Doctor's Orders in EPOV. Won't make much sense unless you read Doctor's Orders first.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward

A Trip Down Trick or Treat Lane by whosncntrl reviews

Halloween holds a very special meaning for Edward Cullen and his wife Isabella; join them on their trip and discover why. What you'll find won't be scary, but it'll be sweet, just like a candy treat. Rated M for lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Manhattan by coldplaywhore reviews

What happens when a spark ignites between two friends who are unable to deny their feelings? Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest! In The Closet Contest Entry

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete

On a field of snow by raindrops855 reviews

Finding love in the most unexpected of places. An American grad student meets a cocky teenager in Europe. O/S

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Paradise by coldplaywhore reviews

A flighty mother and an unsettled life lead Bella to find something she didn't know she was looking for... first love. FGB One shot for ChiTwiGal.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete

A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews

Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete

Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews

AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward

Clean With a Side of Dirty by beckybrit reviews

Life sucks for rich boy Edward Cullen when he's forced to earn a living the hard way, working as a janitor at Forks High School. Can the new English teacher, Miss Swan, be the one to bring a little excitement back into his life? o/s entry for BCW comp.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Daily Challenges I by ericastwilight reviews

Prompts, picutures or music as inspiration. Using Fictionista's prompts, or some random thought, a little time, and unedited. Rating will vary for each chapter.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 73,946 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010

Prank Wars by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews

SEQUEL TO PRANK CALLS: The Cullen Pack, Some of the Wolf Pack, Aro, Renee, Charlie, Mike, Eric and soon enough the WHOLE of Forks get involved in a full blown prank war breaks Everyone is plotting sweet sweet revenge. Very OOCness

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,851 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Emmett

A Very Handy Vending Machine by whosncntrl reviews

Edward Masen is the hot security guard where Bella Swan works, and they are just friends, but things get hot and steamy on his birthday. 2nd Place Winner of the Gotta Love A Man in Uniform One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Artist's Secret by SweetDulcinea reviews

Bella needs to get away to focus on writing her next book. The Italian villa she rents holds many distractions, including an enthralling private video collection. When the owner returns, he finds quite the surprise from his mysterious house guest. E/B AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

God Help Me by Blue-Collarward Contest reviews

A somewhat slutty Bella runs into her Bible school crush years later. Now a jaded electrician, he still makes her lady bits sing. Can she overcome guilt & corrupt him? Is it even possible? He just might surprise her.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Anonymous Lover by Jen733 reviews

This is my little drabble for Ms. Kathy's Haiti Relief Fund. AH, Edward/Bella, Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella

Great Expectations by Beth Is Here reviews

Bella goes on a date with Edward. She has Great Expectations.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Edward

She Speaks Fear and Truth by ericastwilight reviews

She's haunted daily, but learns to deal with her gift, helping those in need. He hides behind his opinions ,seeking closure, barely living. When their worlds collide can they help each other. A story of loss, love and betrayal with a supernatural twist.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,716 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete

The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews

New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4649 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Find Mate by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews

He was tall, slightly thin, with messy bronze hair hung in careless disarray, framing a face any normal nerd would kill for. He made the most average pair of dark framed glasses the sexiest thing Bella had ever seen. Who says gamers aren't sexy? EXB.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,563 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by coldplaywhore reviews

What do you do when the one person you always loved becomes a shell of their former self? Do you keep fighting or walk away, even if it leaves you broken? Rated M for the usual business.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews

Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6248 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews

All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward

Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews

Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12209 - Favs: 5,797 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Yes Project by justaskalice reviews

A Fandom Gives Back oneshot for Legna989. Bella is sick of her lackluster love life, and Alice has the perfect solution.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Up by kimpy reviews

Two complete strangers wait for the elevator every day, arriving and leaving at the same time. One day, the electricity goes out while the strangers are riding together, and they find novel ways to make the time fly by. FGB one-shot for AgoodWITCH.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Free by Jen733 reviews

Bella and Edward have grown up together as best friends, but after a summer road trip before college, they find out that there may be something more to their relationship. AH/Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews

Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Bookworms: Revenge by kimpy reviews

After Edward punishes Bella for a misdeed she didn't commit, it's her turn to give Edward a taste of his own medicine. As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold, but Bella decides to serve it piping hot. Originally written for Fics for Nashville.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Boy on the Bus by afmtoo reviews

The morning from hell is about to get an awful lot better for Bella. AH one-shot written for SunnySnark in honour of her WRBG. Rated M for lang and lemons, olives and tomatoes. Canon pairings.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Room 15: The Original One Shot by coldplaywhore reviews

Bella Swan is an overachieving know it all, who is forced to work with arrogant Edward Cullen on research project for Medical School. Will they be able to fight their attraction as they work together in the confines of Room 15? M for lemons and language

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Edward

Pranks and Games Cullen Style by HPTL reviews

Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete

Sundrenched World by coldplaywhore reviews

Edward & Bella meet unexpectedly and turn each other's worlds upside down. However, self destruction and a lack of self confidence threaten to ruin it all. Rated M for lemons and bad language. AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,840 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Extended Family THWTLAL spinoffsequel by Stephaniiie reviews

The spin-off/sequel of 'The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson'. Summary inside because of spoilers. Rated T for language.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jane

Be Mine by TallulahBelle reviews

AH/AU Bella Swan is very anti-Valentine's Day, but what happens when a secret admirer is persistent in making her his? It's going to be a day that she'll never forget.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 291 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Please Hold by Beth Is Here reviews

Bella has an interesting job and meets all kinds of people. Will she meet someone she already knows? Edward is a workaholic with no time for a social life. Does Bella know about his favorite way to unwind? Rated M for language, crude humor, and lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward

Safe With You by sheviking reviews

One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 291 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Reunion Outtakes by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews

Ever wonder what happened when...Various outtakes from Reunion

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,438 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010

Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews

Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

My Lost Hope by SnappleApple450 reviews

Bella returns to the Cullen's house after seven months of loneliness and abandonment. She finds an address. Could this be her ticket to finding Edward or more disappointment? And if she finds him, can she forgive him?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,078 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward

Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews

Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3533 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Resolution by coldplaywhore reviews

Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,952 - Reviews: 5560 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Magically Delicious by Rochelle Allison reviews

Edward and Bella have a perfect, natural sort of magic. But what happens when they - unwittingly - take something that turns their spark into fireworks? Sexiness and silliness.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Just Be by mskathy reviews

Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 118 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Girl With The Yellow Ribbon by Stephaniiie reviews

Third place in the Crayola Contest! AU/AH/One-shot/BxE How do you know when you're in love? Is it because you can't stop thinking about her, even though you don't know who she is? Or do you just know? And what do you do when you screw up?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews

Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Bookworms: Crime and Punishment by kimpy reviews

Bella has been a very bad girl, inducing Edward to have daydreams. For this egregious crime, she must be punished accordingly, in the most pleasurable of ways.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Flight of the Phoenix by ericastwilight reviews

Bella Swan never moved to Forks with her father. Her first encounter with Edward is 30,000 feet in the air on the way to college,with no means of escape. Can he resist the call of her blood? From the fire, someone will be reborn. On Hiatus

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward

Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews

Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella

If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews

Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7216 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 3,017 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Clanking of Crystal by TFX by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews

This was written for Purdeliz for the Twi-Fic Gift Exchange. After Edward spends the night with the girl of his dreams at a New Year's Masquerade Ball what lengths will he go through to find out who she is? Rated M for Potty Mouth, dirty minds & some lime

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete

Teaching Miss Swan by Beth Is Here reviews

Bella needs to learn some new tricks, and she knows just the man to teach her. A O/S for the Public Lovin Contest

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Chunky Monkey by afragilelittlehuman reviews

Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Anatomy Lesson by kimpy reviews

When Edward asks Bella to help him study for a test, she has no idea that it is a hands-on learning experience.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Taste of Sin by ericastwilight reviews

After living on the blood of humans for decades Edward returns home. He finds things are very different from when he left. Can a brown eyed orphan help him cure his thirst once and for all? Or make him hunger for more than blood? In Hiatus

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,180 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward

Faux Enemies by BeckyLuvsTwilight reviews

Bella and Edward play a game of cat and mouse at Jasper and Alice's wedding. Will they get caught? One-shot AH/AU/OOC Mature Content Lemons Complete!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,247 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Bookworms: Silence by kimpy reviews

Bella and Edward challenge each other to an game of chicken-who will be the first to utter a word while they tease one another? One-shot from Haiti compilations.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Visiting Ms Swan by ericastwilight reviews

Edward's son has a new teacher, one that he'd love to get to know better. Gift for Quietruby.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 209 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Giving My Whole Heart by wuogkat reviews

Written for the With a Burning Heart Contest. Olympic athletes Emmett, Edward, & Jasper don't know what hit them when they find love at the Olympics. Will one of them give up everything he's worked for to rescue the woman he loves? AH M for language

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete

Love Among the Microbes by kimpy reviews

Can a lab geek ever find the woman of his dreams? Well, he may be able to find her, but can he convince her to go on a date? Dr. Cullen does his very best to win over Dr. Swan's heart. Gigglesnort Awards Judge's Choice Winner.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Jack And Sally by LyricalKris reviews

Like the roller-coasters in Disneyland, Edward's life becomes a ride full of ups, downs and surprises all thanks to his newest coworker with odd obsession for the Nightmare before Christmas.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Cash Only: OneShot for Haiti Relief by WriteOnTime reviews

College student Bella spends her day making change for commuters as a toll-booth collector on a NYC bridge. The kind of change she's made for smitten, Volvo-driving Edward, however, adds up to more than a few quarters. AH

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

May I Help You by kimpy reviews

Edward Cullen watches as the object of his affection flirts with Mike Newton at the Forks Diner. How is he going to get her back for her teasing? Published for Mrs. TheKing's Gratitude for Readers Day.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Bet by Giselle2013 reviews

Alice and Edward have made a bet. Edward isn't allowed to touch Bella. Alice isn't allowed to go shopping. This story is filled with outrageous costumes, scheming vampires, bra's, and...strip clubs?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,981 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009

Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews

AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Happy Valentine's Day! by Jen733 reviews

Just a little surprise for my awesome readers. Hope you all enjoy it!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Waiting is Never Fruitless by ForMyValentineTwilight reviews

Edward and Bella are best friends secretly in love, what happens when Bella confesses her feelings for him? One-Shot. Rated M for Lemon. Written for 2nd Annual “For My Valentine”. A Twilight Love Story Contest

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Edward, Bella

Snippets of Fatherhood by jadedandboring reviews

Daddyward written for a friend. Pure fluff. Select scenes from 20 years of fatherhood.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Pinesol and Rubber Gloves by ericastwilight reviews

A one-shot for ejsantry and kyla713. Edward has a problem when he takes a trip down aisle fourteen. Can anyone help him?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

What's Next? by twird96 reviews

Yes, aother Edward-left-Bella story. But this 1, Edward and the cullens go to Forks 100 years later and sees Bella. But y does she look human. E and B pov. B/Ed A/J Em/R C/M J/D OC

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward

CinderBella by twird96 reviews

All human. Bella has a good life until her parents r murdered! And all her money is frozen. She is a slave to Victoria. Has a crush on Edward the player. Little does she know how a halloween dance will change it! BXE. Cannon couples. T 4 safty

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward

Cans and Cant’s of Cullens' by twird96 reviews

Alice Ate Cotten candy! Emmett like float! thats not good! Bella is human. Cullens are vampire. *vampires can eat in my story* Was Alice Can't Have Cotten Candy!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009

Brother VampBear by twird96 reviews

In his human life Emmett had a sister. Bella. Some time after he is turned, she is turned. What happens when they meet? Will Emmett handle Edward and Bella falling in love? T to be safe.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett

A Vampire's Daughter by twird96 reviews

Bella gets raped and gets pregant. Soon after she gets turned by James. She runs away to Forks. Then she meet the Cullens. But she and her daughter are not safe for long.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward

Trust Me by Cullens Incarcerated reviews

Entry for the Cullens Incarcerated Contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella

Foul Balls and Phone Calls by Missus T reviews

Bella is not supposed to date a cop like her father, but when she meets Deputy Cullen, that all goes out the window. They try to keep their relationship a secret while they can't keep their hands off each other. An entry in the 2010 FML contest.o/s

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward

A Man So Heartless by MrsJakeBlack reviews

Bella is starting High School in Forks, which she thinks sucks until she meets this mysterious, green-eyed, stunning stranger. Will this change Bella’s perceptive on high school or ruin her life even more with this new found obsession. AH BxE

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,760 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward

More More More by carmelinagunn reviews

This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5901 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete

Bookworms by kimpy reviews

Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Gravity by coldplaywhore reviews

What happens when Edward, a handsome bartender, offers Bella a shoulder to cry on after a rough day at work and discovers they have more in common than they thought? For SassyK. Fandom Gives Back One-Shot. Rated M for dirty dirty things.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 189 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella

Those Poor Men by twird96 reviews

Sequel to War Family. We all know Bella gained a lot of powers at the end of WF. What if one was the ablity for vampires to have children. What If Bella didn't know about it or how to control it? What if she used it on all the Cullen girls?. ExB ExR AxJ B

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward

There's Something I'd Like to Try by Marvar reviews

Shy Bella lusts after Dr. Sexyward while she works in a record store. Does the hot doc like her too? It's rated M, so someone's getting some action. Set in the 80s.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

So Much For My Happy Ending by Ms.AmandaCullen reviews

Sequel to "Edward and Bella's 1st anniversary". Jacob is excited because Renesmee is finally at that age where he could tell her about his imprinting on her. And he and share his life wiht her.Until the Volturi come for revenge on them.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob

Wednesday by coldplaywhore reviews

Two strangers who have been admiring one another for over a year, find themselves seperated by fate and dream of finding their way back to each other. Fandom Gives Back One Shot for Nelln. Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward

Christmas Don't Be Late by justaskalice reviews

Bella never wants to hear another Christmas song as long as she lives, but coffee boy Edward has other plans. Written for the Broken Holiday Record Anonymous one-shot contest.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete

Paging Dr Cullen by kimpy reviews

Difficult patients are not the only challenge facing nurse Bella Swan in the Forks Hospital ER--and Dr. Edward Cullen is the biggest challenge of all. He's determined to win her over, she's determined to keep him at arm's length. Who will win?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 529 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

After Office Hours by JackBadJuJu reviews

Edward & Bella are due for a vacation after falling on hard times. But Edward's forgotten the keys to the vacation house, & has to go back to the office to get them. He's pissed. She's worried. Making up is fun. LEMON. Oneshot. AH/AU OOC

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Piano Man by kimpy reviews

Shy researcher Bella Swan is coerced by her best friend Jacob Black to spend a night in a gay bar checking out the new piano player, Edward Cullen. Can Bella find the way to Edward's heart by bringing him a tasty apple pie? FGB o/s for AngryBadgerGirl

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

American Boy by coldplaywhore reviews

Sequel to American Girl - Edward and Bella are on a road trip through the US with Alice and Jasper, four years after their initial journey to Europe. All Canon Couples. Lemony Goodness Galore.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,765 - Reviews: 3948 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

A Christmas Eve Reunion by Missus T reviews

Edward suprises his ex with a vist on Christmas Eve. What will Bella think when Edward gets off the plane and not Alice? AH/AU/OOC **This one-shot is included in FDM's birthday Spectacular! See link inside!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Dreams or Reality by I-Am-A-KLuTZ reviews

All Human. ExB, JakexM, AxJ, EmxR. I suck at summarys!Bella has strange dreams where, the nextday, the people from those dreams appear in her life. Are these dreams? Or is she actually seeing future events? PLEASE REVEIW!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella

Fame and Fate by ericastwilight reviews

Best selling author Isabella Swan is pushed to play the lead role from one of her books. Edward Cullen is the sexy, younger actor playing her love interest on and off screen. But love in the spotlight is hard and there is a threat. On hiatus.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,738 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward

Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews

Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Need You Now by BeckyLuvsTwilight reviews

Bella drags Edward out of the school and back to her house. What does she have planned? AH/AU/OOC Lemon One-Shot Mature Content Short and Sweet

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

A gift from Santa by Beth Is Here reviews

Bella and Edward get a gift from Santa.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward

Meet Me Under the Christmas Tree by Flightlessbird11 reviews

My 'Who's Under Your Tree' contest entry. Edward & Bella both relive the exciting memories of their first Christmas Eve together. Due to family obligations he found himself sneaking away to be with her, but was surprised at what awaited him. M for Lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

U R SOOOOOO DEAD by twird96 reviews

In 1918 Edward was married to Isabella Swan.He got the influensa and was turned.But Bella was pregnet then turned after the birth.What happens when Bella Rose and Lizzy meet them in forks about 90 years later.SM owns all.T for language and other stuf

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward

My Cousin, The Vampire by twird96 reviews

Example in my We Are Family Contest. What if Bella knew one of the nomads? What if they were Family? What if they didn't hunt Bella? Please check out my contest too!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Victoria

Alice's Niece by twird96 reviews

Alice's sister was raped by a vampire. She died in child birth. She had a beautiful 1/2 vampire baby. Bella. She learned it all on her own. What happens when she, Maire and Jenny meets Alice, and the Cullens and the very beautiful Edward.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward

Dinner & A Movie by Beth Is Here reviews

Bella and Edward have a date. SHORT STORY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH! All Human, Rated M for language.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Three Hopeful Thoughts by coldplaywhore reviews

Bella stumbles into Edward during a girls night out with Rosalie, and what was meant to be a fun evening of drinking & dancing, turns into something none of them would have imagined. Rated M for Lemons. ExBxR

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 258 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete

London Calling by coldplaywhore reviews

Edward and Bella are best friends who are madly in love with one another, and completely oblivious to it. It takes one decision and the possibility of two months apart to bring them together. Collab with Risbee for Naughty Heels 80's o/s contest

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,685 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella

Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews

Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 4,906 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Emmett's Home Video's! by MangoTango450 reviews

Emmett, being Emmett, decided that he was bored one evening, so he got video cameras and started filming, but nothing awesome was going on, so he took things into his own hands and started pranking people! R&R.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett

Right Before My Eyes by lovedforeternity reviews

Edward Cullen is the hottest quarterback in the NFL. Off the field he's just a HOT MESS. Can his female agent help him change his ways before he's fired, or will she walk away forever! 1ST PLACE WINNER for the LMSC 5 chap contest AH/ M language and Lemons

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,156 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Desiderata by kimpy reviews

Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,951 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Just This Once by profmom72 reviews

Do Edward and Bella really mean their chance Christmas break one night stand will only be "just this once?" A o/s entry for AnythingGoesUnderTheMistletoe. E/B.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 228 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward

I'm Not Dead Yet by TheGoodGirlMasquerade reviews

You all knew it would happen at some point. SnAp and I have started to kill off Twilight characters... Just laugh with us. A twisted sense of humor and boredom result in many one-shots by MangoTango450 and SnappleApple450. Welcome to our insane asylum!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009

I'll Walk by ericastwilight reviews

A song-fic based on I'll Walk by Bucky Covington. Edward and Bella's first fight leads to a life-altering event.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Home Run by jadedandboring reviews

All Human - Bella is a sports writer living & working in DC. Edward works for the baseball team she covers on her sports beat. Chance meeting, tossed together for work. M for language & future lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,058 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews

Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

After Hours by BeckyLuvsTwilight reviews

Edward is a janitor at an accounting firm, where Ms. Swan is head accountant. This is one night of Karma Sutra goodness. *********Mature Content******** Lemony sweet. OOC/AH/AU ONE SHOT!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Danke Schoen by kimpy reviews

Geeky Edward Cullen meets shy Bella Swan in 9th grade biology lab. When best friends fall in love, can it ever really work? Finalist in the NaughtyHeels '80s contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The TA by wuogkat reviews

Bella has spent the past four years since the Cullens left studying. She finished her bachelors degree early and is looking forward to graduate school until her first day when she looks at her roster and sees two familiar names.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,437 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Corn Maze Menace by ericastwilight reviews

Edward catches a tantalizing scent of blood in a corn maze, and he must have it. Halloween one shot.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews

Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Outtakes by wuogkat reviews

These are the outtakes from The TA and The Freshman. PLEASE go read one of the two first.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward

Things That Go Bump In The Night by coldplaywhore reviews

Bella is forced to spend the Halloween Night babysitting alone, but things quickly go from mundane to terrifying as the night progresses. Collaboration between Risbee & coldplaywhore. For Twilight Fright Night Contest. Rated M for Language and Lemons.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward

A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews

AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4558 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews

Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

All Hands by ericastwilight reviews

A one shot for Ninapolitan's birthday. Edward and Bella are um...all hands. Prompt words used, laser pointer and whiteboard. Happy Birthday Nina!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Secret Cell Phone by BeckyLuvsTwilight reviews

One new message From: Secret Lover; Today 4pm @ usual place room 1302 key at front desk. Is Bella cheating on Edward? AH/AU OOC ONE-SHOT Lemony Sweet

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews

This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Sweet and Lowdown by coldplaywhore reviews

Edward comes home late one night from work and reminisces about changes in his life as gives his wife some quiet time and puts his six month old son to bed. Written for Ninapolitan’s D.I.L.F Contest. M for Lemons and Language. AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Missing In Case by twiXlite reviews

Ninapolitan's DILF contest entry. When Bella comes across a lost little girl separated from her daddy, can she do more than return his daughter to him? Can she help him find his strength and heart again? OOC ExB

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews

After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 411 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

War Family by twird96 reviews

Bella was Maria's partner. She wants out. She gets help from her new brother Jasper. They get separated. Will Bella cause family problems? Will she fall for the carming Edward? BXE JXA EMXR OOC and AU

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,168 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Freshman by wuogkat reviews

The Cullens have been mourning Bella's death for four years until they go back to college. Set after New Moon, Bella waited for Jake to cliff dive and now she's gone? This is a companion piece to my story The TA, same story from different POVs

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,197 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

A Little Flirting Goes A Long Way by freakybella reviews

Edward and Bella are both divorced. Seeing and flirting with each other everyday while dropping their kids off at school finally results into a wonderful night together. Language/Lemons Please read & review. The one shot that inspired A Long Way to Go.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,974 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

I see Paris, I see France by SnappleApple450 reviews

Sequel to Emmett's Mistake. Yay! Bella goes to Paris with the Cullen girls during spring break. Things will happen that will change her life forever. Friendships are tested. Love's flame bursts into a wildfire, but with who... rated T just in case.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,399 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete

Home for Halloween by SubtlePen reviews

Two single parents, a two year friendship, one night when everything changes, and 'home' begins to mean something new. BxE, AH, ONE SHOT. A DILF contest entry!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews

AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Detention with the Cullens by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews

Emmett,Edward,Rosalie, Bella, Alice and Jasper all get detention together. Emmett being FUNNY. Alice losing her power? Edward going crazy. Bella the amatuer prankster. Rosalie losing her beauty. Jasper going EMO! FUNNYNESS ENSURED!OOCness

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett

Falling For You by Jen733 reviews

Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Cullen Family Vacation: Bonding by kO haLe yeS reviews

The Cullen's are taking a family vacation. Parents leave the kids alone! There will be fun, fighting and danger. Check it out! This story centers around the kids: B/E, J/A, E/R. Possible 1st of trilogy. Set after BD. Give it a chance! It gets really good!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,766 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009

A Twilight Parody by lizzyvamp1901 reviews

Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward

Good Heavens, Carlisle! by lizzyvamp1901 reviews

Clueless Carlisle finally begins to discover the secrets his family has been hiding after revealing one of his own. WARNING do not read while drinking anything that may cause choking because of laughter.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Carlisle, Felix - Complete

Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007

Broken Promises by Hi.My.Fav.Number.Is.27 reviews

Alice, Rose, and Bella go shopping in Port Angela's. Bella goes her own way. What happens? Read and find out? For lizzyvamp1901 contest. First one shot! I think I am goiong ot add on to the story when I finish my other stories.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Reflection in the Hallway Mirror by ericastwilight reviews

A heartless Edward is cursed and chooses to live his life confined in his home. When given the chance to see his love again, he takes it. A modern take on Beauty and the Beast. Strong language

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Oh my Icecream! by lizzyvamp1901 reviews

Bella and Jake are all alone in the house. Edward, I repeat, is NOT THERE. What can Jake do that darling Eddie can't? Find out here! NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete

Trully Unexpected by karu0792 reviews

the cullens are at a different location after fifty years with an extra family member, and jakes pack. when Bella and Edward meet two strange girls on thier hunting ground, they have no idea how dramatic their entrence really was. T for now

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward, Bella

Bad, Bad Girlfriend by ericastwilight reviews

A gift for Emerald-Rosalie, using her Bella and Edward from The Wicked Game. Edward bored at home is called away to tame his girlfriend Bella while she's out with her friends, little does he know, she's looking for trouble.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews

I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

14 Simple Rules by musicismybf17 reviews

There are just 14 simple rules that the twilight gang had to learn the hard way. Extremely funny! R&R canon couples, all human... Won't regret reading.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009

900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews

Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Bachelor by twird96 reviews

ON HOLD!This is the Bachelor Twilight style! who will Edward chose? Who will go home? Who will get into cat fights? find out here!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward

Belladventure! by Kiara212 reviews

The Cullen's go to Africa, but everything turns to chaos! Jasper's mental, Carlisle and Alice with a camera is an impending disaster and why are those cannibals chasing them? There are a lot of adventures to be had in Africa! I don't own Twilight.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,379 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008

How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews

Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Lights, Cameras and Ink by ericastwilight reviews

Edward Cullen is new to the area and asked to cover for a sick cameraman from a crew filming at a local tattoo parlor. Under the lights will sparks fly? My entry for the Inkella and Tattward contest. B/E rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Underneath it All by kimpy reviews

Edward Cullen is a recently divorced doctor/dad, Bella Swan is a nurse who works with him at Harborview ER. There is more than meets the eye with this pair, and they discover EXACTLY what lurks underneath it all.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Daughter of Privilege by SweetDulcinea reviews

One-shot for Tattward & Inkella Contest. Inked up Edward falls hard for the prim & proper daughter of Presidential hopeful Governor Swan. Bella teaches him that despite outward appearances, they aren't so different after all. AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews

Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 234 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews

Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 3,574 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews

Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Public Enemy by ericastwilight reviews

Public Enemy No. 5 Edward A Masen is known for the biggest bank heists of the era. This is the story of the mastermind behind the infamous man. My entry for the Age of Edward contest. 1930's Edward. B/E Rated M.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Cinderella by karu0792 reviews

what are some of Edwards thoughts as Renesmee grows up? Her prom? as renesmee starts to realize her love for jake? when she tells them that shes getting married? based off of Steven curtis Chapmans "cinderella" New poll on my account!

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete

Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews

A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Defection by ericastwilight reviews

When Edward receives devastating news of Bella he isn't strong enough to stay by her side. Though he regrets his defection he realizes its too late. Until she agrees to meet him. M/AH

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews

Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6678 - Favs: 5,795 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Stuck! by Annilaia reviews

1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete

Misunderstandings by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews

Bella and Emmett are left home alone after everyone is hunting. Edward comes home early and hears them, and jumps to conclusions.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett

Mattress World by SnappleApple450 reviews

A one-shot from my story I See Paris, I See France. Emmett's trip to Mattress World. Inspired by Patrick Star.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete

Battle of the Bands by musicismybf17 reviews

It's that time of year again! Battle of the Bands competition time! Two bands go head to head in a competition of music but find other things along the way. In the end, everyone quickly forgets what the prize is. canon couples R&R!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward

Antartida by peruvianme reviews

Reneesme and Jacob are getting married, Edward and Bella doesn t know what to do while their daughter is in her honeymoon... they ll do a trip they had talk about long ago... rate T just in case. normal pairings

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward

Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9451 - Favs: 18,159 - Follows: 4,077 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

I'll Make It Better by musicismybf17 reviews

When Bella loses her mother, Renee, because of her father, Charlie's, vicious attack, she recovers from being nearly killed herself. She soon finds herself a new home, new family, new friends, and a new love? *first fanfic* R&R!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Emmett Makes A Scene by January Q reviews

This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward

The Petite Swan by ericastwilight reviews

Edward starts a new job, running a department store. As he searches for the perfect gift for his mother, he falls for the trap set by the owner's daughter.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 237 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Coming Home by Imaginings reviews

Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete

Memories by SnappleApple450 reviews

Edward goes back to Chicago out of curiousity. He wants to see if he can find some old buildings he remembers. Instead he finds a person... Takes place after Breaking Dawn

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward - Complete

Let The Games Begin by Kiara212 reviews

When a 'love'ly vampire strolls into town, with a new game to play, it spells trouble for the Twilight gang. Be prepared for cringeworthy couples and weird happenings. Love makes you do the strangest things! After BD, I don't own Twilight.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella

Emmett's Secret by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews

Emmett has gone 'hunting' and the others come across a tape of Emmett, revealing a secret! FUNNY ONE-SHOT may continue on request

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett

MakeUp sleep by Giselle2013 reviews

Lets just say never fall asleep in the Cullen house. Sorry bad summary and my first story! All human.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Of Broken Hearts and Leaping Starts by Veritas Found reviews

Shortly after their return to Forks, Esme confronts Bella about her cliff diving escapade.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete

Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews

Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009

How to annoy the cullens by twird96 reviews

You ever wounder how to annoy the Cullens? Here's a list how to do it.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009

Lingerie by SnappleApple450 reviews

This is a one-shot alternate scene to I See Paris, I See France. Jacob did go shopping with Rose, Alice, and Bella for lingerie. What happenswhen Edward hears his thoughts? Hysterical to the crazy ppl. Possibly stupid to the sane ones.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete

That Was Easy by bethaboo reviews

A series originally written for Twilighted's Smut Mondays, updated approximately every four weeks. Bella works at Staples and for years has secretly lusted after her boss, Edward. Will she finally make a move to show him how she feels? AH.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Our Little Man by MyBella reviews

Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete

Code: ANNOY JESS by twird96 reviews

sequal of CODE: ANNOY MIKE. If you liked that this is for Edward. Hope you like. SM owns all. REVIEW Shout out

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Jessica

Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews

The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella

Eddie, Ellie and Bellie by ericastwilight reviews

This is a companion outtakes to the story Training the Swan. You must read that to understand these outtakes. They will mostly consists of little moments between Edward and a smart little five year old named Ellie. Please read Training the Swan to get to know these two. On Hiatus

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Edward, Bella

CODE: ANNOY MIKE by twird96 reviews

this is my second story. Mike asks out Bella to many times and will pay by prank. TEEN EDWARD. If u like Mike DONT read. T for story and language. Ejoy and review.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Mike - Complete

Cullen Lists of what not to do by twird96 reviews

What not to do. Emmett mad a duck army! Alice has 359,364 credit cards! Many more funny things. T to be safe.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2009

TWILIGHT meets aim by twird96 reviews

I love twilight. this is a Twilight chatroom. Involves pink paint, evil pixies, brocken wiis, me intorfearing, insulting jokes between jacob and rose and lots more! Teem Edward i like jacob just prefur EDWARD

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009

Before He Cheats by ericastwilight reviews

Edward is talked into going his sister's club to meet up with an old high school friend. Instead, he follows an upset woman outside, who starts destroying someone's truck. That woman is none other than his first love, Bella Swan. Song inspired.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 241 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews

Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

The Bro Code by SophiaAnne reviews

The Bro Code. It's simple. There are certain girls off limits. Your bro's ex, the girl he wants, and his sister. How hard can that be? Edward finds out just how hard. ExB - Rated M for lemons and language.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

A Warm December by coldplaywhore reviews

Bella Swan heads off to college in Seattle, with her high school boyfriend, Mike Newton, in tow. Will Bella be able to resist the temptation that grows from her surprising friendship with Edward Cullen, and will he help her through her darkest days.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,502 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Her Private Concert by AnotherStupidLamb reviews

OOC, All Human. We arrive in the middle of Duke University in North Carolina. Edward, a musical arts major, finds Bella, a photography major, watching his every move. Who's this eccentric, mysterious woman?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,770 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Memories Dont Fade by Rammy-x reviews

ooc: Can Laurel regain the trust she lost. Or will she have to forget her inescapeable memories? normal pairings; follows Twilight Plot. I suck at summaries, R&R please?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper

Summer Sessions by coldplaywhore reviews

After graduating high school Bella Swan spends the summer getting to know Edward Cullen, the brooding older brother of her best friend Alice. They both start to wonder how things will progress when they head to college together in the fall.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,689 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Edward&Bella's first Anniversery by Ms.AmandaCullen reviews

Edward and Bella's first anniversery . The decide to go to Isle Esme again. They decide to bring Nessie and Jacob that was a tough one to bring Jacob. Something goes terribly wrong they get an unexpected surprise.. again.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

I'd come for you, Bella by karu0792 reviews

Based off of the song by Nickelback! I own nothing! Set after BD. Edward and Bella spend some quality time together and race to their meadow, Bella briefly disappears and Edward, of course, overreacts...chaos ensues... lots-o-fluff!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Bella, the Vibrator, and the Swivel Chair by ToKiEmOkIe reviews

*One-Shot* A Sexualy Frustrated Bella Has problems coping with Edward being in Japan. What happens when he makes a surprise return? I like it sour....that means there's Lemons lol.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Walmart? Really? by IsabellaMarieSwan-Cullen1234 reviews

What happens when edward Takes bella on a date to Wal-mart? Funniness pursues.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward

The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007

High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5300 - Favs: 4,999 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Renesmee's Happily Ever After by NessiexCullen reviews

Nessie and her family are living in Alaska, their happy ever after. But what will they do when that shatters after Alice's visions go awry and the threat of the Volturi arrives? Is there such thing as an happily ever after? Sequel to Renesmee's Twilight.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob

MSN by Stephaniiie reviews

Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009

Burst Through that Window by Miss Whoniverse reviews

Carlisle had never looked more like a vampire than he did when he burst through that window." A random oneshot giving an alternate take on the Victoria revenge thing. You will find it interesting, methinks! Please try it and review! :D

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete

Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews

And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Renesmee's Twilight by NessiexCullen reviews

Renesmee is going to school for the first time, and it isn't what she expected. It's harder to fit in then she thought, and what happens when she has to pick between truth, lies, and two boys?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,517 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete

Breakfast at Tiffany's The Original Oneshot by profmom72 reviews

For My Valentine Contest Entry. Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. One shot written with HMonster4.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Them by Veritas Found reviews

Five looks at the relationship of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, as seen through the eyes of five passersby.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete

Breaking Dawn Parody by Permanent Rose reviews

A Breaking Dawn Parody. What more can I say?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Amun, Didyme

Picking the Tune by Veritas Found reviews

But just how do you pick out a first dance song when his first reaction was so…hostile?

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete

The Accidental Kiss Epilogue by bethaboo reviews

Epilogue/lemon for the Accidental Kiss. Originally written for Smut Mondays on Twilighted.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews

Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete

Agent Swan by lovedforeternity reviews

Written for the Steamy Crossover Contest- FBI Agent Edward Cullen is shocked when he is suddenly attracted to his formerly unremarkable partner while on an undercover assignment. Will he take a shot! Lemmonny goodness. Please note the rating!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Accidental Kiss by bethaboo reviews

Bella is the heir to Summit Beverages, and Charlie has just hired the famous football player, Emmett McCarty, to be their new spokesman. Uptight Bella and Emmett's agent, the charming Southern Edward Cullen, just don't get along. Sparks fly. AU AH. OOC.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Price of Forever by Miss Whoniverse reviews

Bella finally convinces Edward to change her into a vampire. How will she look? What will her power be? How will she, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens handle her changes? And what unexpected visitors could ruin it all? R&R. COMPLETE! XD

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete

Drawn by Stephaniiie reviews

Basically a conversation between Edward and Alice that may have happened if Alice had not left the cafeteria the day that Bella first arrived. I'm terrible at summaries. Please R&R as this is my first twilight fic!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Alice - Complete

Cullens and the Amazon by Miss Whoniverse reviews

To be precise, three Cullens and the Amazon. Amazon and two vamps don't get along. Rated T for mild language. Slightly OC. Post BD. Basically mum and dad are taking Renesmee to see Zafrina; like promised!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete

Missing Scenes of Perfection by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews

This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews

Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 3,852 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete

Charlie's View on Dating his Teenage Daughter by Miss Whoniverse reviews

Pretty self explanatory! A funny oneshot, rated T for mild language. Read and review! All human - for the purposes of the story, hehehe. And OC, naturally... oh, you'll see...

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete

Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews

Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice

Cullens at the Olympics by Miss Whoniverse reviews

A short oneshot. It's crappy quality is explained in the Author's Note.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete

The Cullen's and boating? by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews

A one-shot about the Cullen's boating. What trouble can Emmett get into? And how does he drag Edward into it too? Supposed to be funny. Please R&R.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete

Single by ericastwilight reviews

Edward went to the club not expecting to find anyone worth the effort that is until he saw her. After turning away a few men he chose to help her out, and asks her to dance.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Don't Take the Girl by ericastwilight reviews

Edward and Bella first met when they were eight years old, ten years later he asks for her hand in marriage. One shot/song inspired.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Gun Powder and Lead by ericastwilight reviews

Officer Edward is sent to check on Chief Swan's daughter while she's home visiting from college. He's nervous to see his true love again, but troubles arises as her date is not so nice. Can he protect her? Will she let him?

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Famous in a Small Town by ericastwilight reviews

Actor Edward Cullen, decides to go home for the holidays, hoping to see his love. Bella, a famous author does, too. They both try to hide from the media and their fans the reason why they've come home.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 171 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

New Team Driver by ericastwilight reviews

The racing team needs a new driver besides the sexy Edward Cullen. Unfortunately, its a stubborn woman named Bella, the teams owner's daughter. Someone Edward can't stop thinking about.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 189 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

I Will Love You For Now And Forever by BellaRose8208 reviews

What happens before the wedding when Emmett gets bored? Or after the wedding when Bella gets changed? And what about Jacob? Hmmm... Please R&R! BxE EmxR JxA

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete

Jasper's Revenge by Miss Whoniverse reviews

This is part of Chapter Four of the 50 THINGS AND WAYS series. Jasper is abusing his power to get revenge on Edward and Bella for their exceptional pranks on him on April Fools Day. Oneshot, read the other series first if you want to understand better. XD

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete

THE 50 WAYS SERIES by Miss Whoniverse reviews

I know that there are many stories like these but I really wanted to try some : It's a series of lists for each Cullen. Rated T for mention of sex many times. They're like, "50 Ways for Jasper to Abuse his Power" etc. Funny!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete

Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews

BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete

All For Love And Love For All by BookMe reviews

A dating website, a mix up at the blind date meeting...inevitability! ExB. A random idea that popped into my head between writing my other story.

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews

The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008

Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews

It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete

You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews

This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett

Cullens and Paintball by Miss Whoniverse reviews

An epic war of the sexes within the Cullen household results in shame, depression, laughter, evilness, plot twists, and all round FUNNYNESS! Definitely my favourite fic so far that I have written. Please REVIEW! Rated T

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete

Cullens in KMart by Miss Whoniverse reviews

The Cullen kids go to wreak havoc in our favourite victim of pranks, K-Mart! Cursing in one scene, but only two words. It is just one very looong chapter because I couldn't be bothered making seperate chapters. Enjoy!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete

Vampire Cat by Miss Whoniverse reviews

Extended. Edward and Bella are married. Bella is not yet a vampire but it is coming. She has a wicked idea and drags Jasper along. Funny and fluffy! Would be a oneshot but too many people liked it. ENJOY AND REVIEW! No lemons, sorry 8D

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete

Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews

All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Edward and the Pirate by Miss Whoniverse reviews

Emmett and some of his antics involving Bella, Edward and the other Cullens. Bella is a vampire. Read and Review! Due to popular demand, it has been made into a series. Enjoy!

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete

Cullens in Alaska by Miss Whoniverse reviews

Oneshot. The Cullens are taking a holiday in Alaska, and snow creates a myriad of fun possibilities! Bella is a vampire, and she and Edward are married. Post-Eclipse. R&R!

Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

The Heist by BookMe reviews

Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8538 - Favs: 7,941 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete

Truth or Dare with Vampires is NOT pretty by The Cullens Coven reviews

Title explains it all! plz R&R flames are welcomed! DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! Stephenine Meyers not mine! I am telling you this now so I wont have to say it every chapter

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008

Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews

Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete

I Can Feel It by BookMe reviews

Ed/A/J/R/Emm all head to the beach on a very hot day.Edward meets a girl stuck in the shade because her shoe's have been snatched and she can't walk over the scorching road.It all heats up from the moment Edward picks her up into his arms. ALL HUMAN

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete

All Aboard by BookMe reviews

Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete

The Most Romantic Day of the Year by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews

This is a Valentine's Day story... It's going to be what each Cullen couple does on Valentine's Day! This story is pure fluff and pure romance. *Now changed to M, so beware there is a lemon in it!* Please R&R! -DONE for now!-

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete

Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews

The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete

Christmas at the Cullens! by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews

This is yet another Christmas story. It is pure fluff and family fun! A family of vampires at christmas time is interesting. Especially with mistletoe around.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete

Under Arrest by vjgm reviews

Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 310 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete

Edward and Christmas lights don't mix well! by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews

A oneshot about Edward attempting to put up Christmas lights! This is supposed to be kinda funny. The idea came from a song fan fic The Twelve Pains of Christmas by: ShinningSilverLove! Please R&R!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete

Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews

Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete

Edward's First Ticket by EdwardLover44 reviews

Remember in Twilight When Edward Tell's Bella that He never got a ticket for speeding? Well what happens when Bella plots a sceam to give Edward his first ticket? Read and find out! :D

Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete

Truth, yeah right! Dare! by Chi Kartalia reviews

Do you people know how many Truthordare fics there are for twilight? Add one more people, 'cause I love them all! Now you tell me how you like mine. Three cheers if you suck at reviews! Hiphiphorray, hiphip...Oh, for God's sake, just read it!

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007