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Joined 03-06-09, id: 1858434, Profile Updated: 07-18-10
Author has written 1 story for Jimmy Neutron.

Well, there's not much to say about me. I'm in high school and am currently trying to find way to cope with boredom, loneliness, and stress all at the same time and turned to an old site that an ex of mine loved to look at. I don't like to go very fanficul in my writing, you know, sticking mainly to generally realistic concepts.

In short, I don't read fantasy, fairy tale books on the basis that they are simply fictional. The very few books I've read and liked and are fiction are real in the sense that they can actually happen to anyone or at anytime.


A Little About Me

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Race: Asian (Chinese to be specific)

Height: 5'6"-ish, don't know for sure, give or take about a half an inch

Religion: Southern Baptist

Personality: You fuck with me, I fuck with you. You fuck with my friends, I'ma make you suffer.

Location: The Great State of Texas, YEEEE-HAAAAW! I'm what you can call a Chinese Redneck.


Favorite Story Categories

Inuyasha

Yes, while this does fit in the category of fantasy, I like to think of it more like a legtimate legend in resposect, especially when the tradition of many Japanese myths and tales are taken into consideration. This show has a legitimately good plot and the bit of magic that goes in it actually ties in pretty well with Japan's culture. It's nitty, it's gritty, and it has a lot of depth in it. Oh, and I had a girlfiend that was really into this show and, well, what can I say, it grew on me.

Star Wars

Yes, while there is plenty of unrealistic stuff here, such as lightning throwing gothic androids, hear me out: Beyond all that Force talk and telekinetic Shaolin monks with glowing, shiny swords of multi-colored death, there's a deep political and militaristic ground into this. In fact, I enjoy the new Star Wars: The Clone Wars series as well as the Battlefront and Republic Commando games a lot more than the Jedi-based ones. There's a lot of things to think about when you put yourself into the shoes of a clone trooper who's fighting on the premise that he's been told to. There are very few good clone-centric pieces of work out there, on FanFiction or otherwise.

Jimmy Neutron

All I'm gonna say about this one is that it was a good show back when I was a kid. It was a day when cartoons weren't just completely and utterly stupid. It reminds me to this day of a childhood where only 150 Pokemon existed, Yu-Gi-Oh was card-based and card-based only, Jim Carey was still funny, and everything was a lot cheaper.

If you have any types of story requests in any of these categories, feel free to PM me. Keep in mind that if I don't like the idea or am currently too busy to even work on my own stories or if you ask rudely, I reserve the right to deny the request.


Story Progress

Biohazard

Reviews: 10

In Progress, Chapter 6 Up. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS--INFORMATION ENCLOSED IN STORY.


Favorite Quotes

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat my self."
-Mark Twain

"If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike."
-Unknown

"The object of war is not to die fo ryour country, but to make the other poor bastard die for his."
-General George S. Patton

"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
-Unknown

"Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in Hell!"
-Samuel L. Jackson, A Time To Kill


Murphy's Laws of Combat

1. Friendly fire - isn't.
2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.
3. Suppressive fires - won't.
4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.
9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.
10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
11. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
12. If your attack is going really well, it's probably an ambush.
13. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
14. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: A) When they're ready. B) When you're not.
15. No battle plan ever survives initial contact.
16. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.
17. Five second fuses always burn in three seconds.
18. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
19. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
20. The important things are always simple; the simple things are always hard.
21. The easy way is always mined.
22. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
23. Respect all religions in a combat zone; it's best to take no chances on where you may go if killed.
24. Never draw fire; it pisses off everyone around you.
25. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
26. Incoming fire has the right of way.
27. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
28. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
29. If the enemy is within range, so are you.
30. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
31. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't. Those that are need assembly.
32. Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.
33. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
34. Radar tends to fail at night, in bad weather, and especially during both.
35. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
36. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
37. Tracers work both ways.
38. Military intelligence is a contradiction.
39. Weather ain't neutral.
40. Mine fields are.
41. If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap
42. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed towards you.
43. The one item you need is always in short supply.
44. Interchangeable parts aren't.
45. Smart bombs have bad days too.
46. When in doubt, empty your magazine.
47. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.
48. If you enter the CO's presence with an idea, you will leave his presence with the CO's idea.
49. If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.
50. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
51. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.
52. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
53. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.
54. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
55. One enemy soldier is never enough. Two is entirely too many.
56. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
57. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
58. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
59. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
60. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
61. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
62. No matter which way you have to march, it's always uphill and it's always too far.
63. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove that the Moon is made of cheese.
64. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
65. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
66. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
67. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called intelligence gathering.
68. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
69. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
70. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
71. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than you can throw it and one foot greater than your jumping range.
72. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
73. The crucial round is a dud.
74. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.
75. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
76. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
77. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you.
78. If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.
79. If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him.
80. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.
81. Odd objects attract fire - You are odd.
82. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
83. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
84. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
85. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
86. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
87. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
88. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.
89. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
90. The seriousness of a wound is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
91. Walking point = sniper bait.
92. Your biovac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
93. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
94. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next.
95. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That round will be a dud.
96. The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have to it.
97. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.
98. Suppressive fire only works when used on abandoned positions.
99. Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once.
100. All or any of the above laws combined.

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Invader Zim: Galactic Adventures of Awesomeness by Archangel07 reviews
Zim has been on Earth for five years now and has yet to truly rain some doom upon the filthy heads of his doomed enemies. A thrilling series of tales starring Zim, GIR, Tak, Dib, and Gaz amongst others. Rated T , may change pending future chapters.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Zim, Tak
The Natural History of Pokemon by Shadow Wasserson reviews
If pokemon were real animals, what would they be like? Read this handy guide to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 57,644 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009
Dynasty Warriors Retold by Da HecKlaR reviews
What if the Dynasty Warriors we all knew and love wasnt really how we thought? What if there was an entirely different story that shows how everyone truely acted and who they were? Come and read the true story of Dynasty Warriors! CHAP: 1 & 2 Rewritten
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2005
Entrapment: A 21st Century Adventure by King Baka reviews
For months, Kagome has been able to keep the truth about Inuyasha from the modern world. But what if fate and circumstance conspired against them? What if...Inuyasha's secret was discovered?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,934 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Metamorphosis by King Baka reviews
*COMPLETE* "Sometimes in the winds of change we find our true direction." An unusual youkai attack transforms Kagome's very being. Can she come to terms with her new self, and can Inuyasha accept, perhaps even love, the new Kagome?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 401,136 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Deceitful Time by Desenchanter reviews
Time doesn't heal all wounds, particularly not for him. Instead it ate away at him to drown him in a life of decadence. Until she came back, the faded face from his past. It's her turn to be torn between two—the him of future or past.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,286 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
THE CHOSEN TRILOGY: BOOK II: The Legendary War by Epicocity reviews
Three years after the Rocket Four, the legendaries send a message by destroying Cycling Road. With no idea why, the Pokemon League holds a council to debate action. But will it be enough? Or will it require Arceus' long awaited plan...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Restitution by Lael Adair reviews
1 The act of restoring to the rightful owner something that has been taken away, lost, or surrendered. 2 The act of making good or compensating for loss, damage, or injury. 3 A return to or restoration of a previous state or position. -complete-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,281 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Background Music by WWII reviews
His friends, his family all turn against him. He is the only one between them and death... He is the only one to hear the Background Music: The moan of zombies. Chapter 13 is up!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.
THE CHOSEN TRILOGY: BOOK I: The Rocket Four by Epicocity reviews
One year after Ash and his friends banded together to stop Giovanni of Team Rocket, something new has arrived in the form of a group known as The Rocket Four. Ash must train under Arceus to become the Chosen One. But there are dark secrets in Mt. Coronet
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,275 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
A Snap In The Right Direction by Rahheemme reviews
Ash gains telepathy from a chance encounter with a psychotic Kadabra. The result is a series of experiences that teach Ash quite a bit about his Pokemon, with a few unexpected developments along the way.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,784 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Halo 3 Epilogue by flugel meister reviews
After the conclusion of Halo 3 the Master Chief and Cortana were left stranded and alone in space. This story picks up where the game left off, and follows the Chief and Cortana when they crash land on a mysterious planet. Please R&R
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,390 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Inuyasha: A Fugitive Fairytale by TouchofPixieDust reviews
What's this? Kagome is a wanted criminal? This isn't an Alternate Universe? Who could want to arrest the young time traveler? Will Inuyasha be able to save her this time? Only one way to find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,676 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Don't Let Me Down by Belita Girl reviews
Red vs Blue. After a tramautic experience Caboose is left vulnerable and afraid. In the face of an intergalactic war and with O'Malley lurking on the side, the Blues must learn the meaning of friendship and exactly what it means to be a team.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,931 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/25/2007
Red vs Blue: The Valhalla Chronicles Season 1 by EvilProduct reviews
Spoilers for Red vs Blue and possibly Halo 3, I own neither of them. I just had to continue the chronicles of Red vs Blue. Rated M for strong language! Please Review! I love reviews! Season 2 has been released! AU.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,248 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Military Science II: Total War by Imperial Fiction reviews
5 years after the end of the war, Jimmy and friends' lives are back to almost-normal, but an old enemy has a scores that he wants to settle and is willing to start World War III to do it. Rated for violence, and mild language. Chapter 6 finally up!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.
Military Science: The Lost Episodes by Imperial Fiction reviews
One-shot collab. Not exactly a sequel to Military Science, The Lost Episodes is a coninuation of Military Science, more or less deleted scenes. They will tell you what I know a lot of you may wonder at the end of the story. R&R, Complete.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Military Science by Imperial Fiction reviews
With war on the horizon, only with the help of the mighty Enforcers can Jimmy and his friends save their parents from the new League of Villains. Rated T for Violence and Strong Language. Complete! Read & Review!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 261,332 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
The Final Battle by quietthinker reviews
When they come back from a raging battle on the moon, the gang finds that their parents have been abducted. Jimmy realizes that the Yolkians must be up to their old tricks and decides to end their fight once and for all.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 112,929 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
The Human Technological Wonder Chronicles by Dominus Princeps reviews
Honored Prophets. I, Kiya'Gradolee, humbly submit my research journal on Human military training for your review. May the Sacred Journey save us all.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005
What He'd Do For Love: The Unheard Story by Maiden of the Moon reviews
We've all heard Inu-Yasha's version of our favorite feudal fairytale, but what about the bad guy's side? He has his own story to tell. Who knew Naraku was a romantic? (Rated for language, InuKag referances)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Biohazard reviews
What started as a peaceful and hopefully romantic getaway for Jimmy and Cindy turns into a race against time, nature, and everything inbetween as they fight new enemies, one a human, the other a biological menace. No longer on hiatus! Chapter 7 is now up!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,216 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Jimmy N., Cindy V.