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IMPORTANT (31/05/2015): apologies to anyone whose read/been reading any of my unfinished stories, or been looking at the community I've set up. The reason I've been inactive has been due to anxiety. I've been very ill because of this, and lost a fair amount of weight (never had any spare to lose really, so it got a little scary.) Anyway, I'm getting better now, so will hopefully be writing again soon, but I don't know when that will be. I'm really sorry.
IMPORTANT I have changed my pename, I used to be twilighter no1, but as I now am a fan of many other (better) fandoms, i felt it was about time i updated my pename to match :)
Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
'cup to your partner to read. You will interpret the patterns using' (Prisoner of Azkaban)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
The slip from college telling me where to go on my first day (R331)
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The end of Pointless (game show)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The American Football my brother's watching.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yestarday; I went on a cycle ride; but my chain broke so I had to walk 2 and a half miles pushing my bike :D
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
'Out of Azkaban' by neonorne. It's really good and you all should read it!!
9. What are you wearing?
Jeans and a long-sleeved turqouise shirt
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
Erm; when I was talking with my Mum earlier.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A mirror and shelves with DVDs ( I'm in the dining room)
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah - someone paired Sirius and Luna together, which kind of creeps me out as Sirius is old enough to be Luna's Dad.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd probably save up for University; which is now ridiculously expensive.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Tell me what you know and i will :D
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Stop War completely for good - it does no good and ordinary people always get caught in the crossfire.
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
I didn't really get polotics at the time - but I do know that he started the whole thing with Afganistan so i don't like him.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't know - i quite like the name Georgaina as it's a little different.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I would say Sirius or Remus but I really don't want the poor kid to get teased so probably something like Arthur or Callum.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah, somewhere exotic like Tenerife to teach English as a foreign language.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?
This is all a dream; you're not dead, you're just sleeping. You can go home now :D
List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.
1.) Sirius Black
2.) James Potter
3.) Remus Lupin
4.) Regulus Black
5.) Lily Evans
6.) Harry Potter
7.) Ginny Weasley
8.) Hermione Granger
9.) Ron Weasley
10.) Fred Weasley
11.) George Weasley
12.) Andromeda Tonks
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Harry and George...so long as it wasn't slash probably, I see George and Harry as brothers, not as a couple - it would be weird :)
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Regulus; yeah I'd imagine so seeing as he's Sirius' brother and Sirius was described as really handsome when he was younger.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Andromeda got Hermione pregnant - well that goes against the laws of nature and it would definitely end up with jealous Ron and Ted.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah, Ron's normally jealous in the ones I read :)
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
James and Harry? You've got to be kidding. When James was alive Harry was one. That's just so wrong! And need I mention INCEST!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Lily/Fred or Lily/George? Hmm - neither. Read the argument above for my reasoning (but ignore incest)
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ginny walks in on James and Andromeda having sex? She'd probably think she's hallucinating and back away slowly - or hit them both with her bat bogie hex.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Remus comforts Fred when he arrives on the other side.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yes and it really creeps me out. Sirius and Hermione just wouldn't work people!
10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hermione talks to Andromeda after her cousin's death.
11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?
Black Family Anthem - which is a wizard wrock song for those who don't know.
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sirius/Harry/Andromeda? Warning, incest - emotional and literal, and slash.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yeah - it was about Lily and James getting together - it was quite cute.
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Sirius and Ginny are in a happy relationship until Ginny runs off with Regulus. Sirius, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with George and a brief unhappy affair with Andromeda, then follows the wise advice of Lily and finds true love with Remus.
Right, Sirius is in a relationship with his Godson's soulmate, before she runs off with his dead brother. He then has a relationship with her brother and then another with his cousin (who's also married) before following the advice of another dead best friend and landing up with his childhood best friend? Could happen I guess.
15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
Remus and Ginny? No definitely not.
16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
Ron would be very upset if George died - much like he was with Fred.
17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?
Harry, Remus, Ron or Fred? Remus because the others were all underage for most of the years fighting Voldemort.
18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?
James, Lily, Hermione or George? None of the above; they'd all be rejected by the Death Eaters for being blood traitors or in Hermione's case a muggleborn.
19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?
Harry and Ron or James and Regulus? Both would be a little odd but Harry and Ron might become bicurious for a bit???? Yeah; no. Neither.
20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?
Remus, Lily, or Ginny. I dunno; but I reckon Remus would be an awesome brother.
21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?
Harry, Ron or George? Probably Harry because he actually knows what a TV is.
22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?
Sirius, Regulus, Harry, Hermione or George? Probably Sirius or Regulus; I love the Blacks :D
23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
Lily and Ron. Ron had never met Harry's mother; but he knew he missed her in more ways than he could understand. Okay that sucked but really - they never did meet.
24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
James and Hermione. Probably supernatural James back from the dead to haunt Hermione into helping his son or something. The other genre would probably have to be angst :D
25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Sirius kill James or Ron kill Lily? Ron kill Lily because Sirius would never kill James in a million years.
26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?
Harry, Ron or Remus. I think Harry would be once he hits 20 and has been through Auror training.
27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?
Regulus, Harry or Fred. Probably Harry - we know he had 3 so he might try to have more.
28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?
Harry or Ron? Harry - think of the green eyes :)
29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?
30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?
Probably the one about her and Sirius in a relationship.
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Would I be doing this quiz if I wasn't?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
She's totally awesome.
Fred and George. Can't choose which
Group Of Characters?
Silencio or Accio, depending on the day of the week :D
Erm - the annoying Great Aunt who I hated so much that I can't even remember her name.
Umbridge - awarded the most patronising character award.
Peter Freakin' Pettigrew! How many times?
Crabbe and Goyle
OOTP or HBP - one because they killed my favourite character off; and the other because I just didn't think it was as good as the others.
Anything that's not canon.
Tooth Flossing stringmints because i hate the taste of mint
Peter Pettigrew for the last time!
Borgin and Burkes
Wherever He-Who-Must-Be-Hyphenated is.
Couples? What Do You Think?
Yep - they're cute together :)
No. Just no.
Good God no.
You've got to be kidding
That's just plain gross. They hate each other for Heaven's sake.
Yes! My favourite couple.
One sided fine - but other than that no.
Are you being Sirius?
No freaking way.
Yes! That's much better. Well done mister quiz.
No not really - they'd probably break up really quickly.
Maybe, if Fred were still alive.
Yeah, they're great together
No - it didn't work out remember?
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Fred or George?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Neither - both creep me out a little, but Harry/Luna if I have to.
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Knockturn Alley - Voldemort hangs out at Malfoy manor.
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Neither are very truthful...but The Daily Prophet is slightly better
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Which Barty Crouch are we talking about?
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Have you Been to A Release Party?
No, but I really wanted to go!
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Yes - loads. My copy of Deathly Hallows has tear stains.
Yeah - Part 2 of Deathly Hallows and the end of Order of the Pheonix
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Yes, he was frying eggs in my kitchen. I was so disappointed when I woke up and he wasn't there.
Been To A Fansite?
Yes - I'm on one.
Been to JKR’s Site?
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
I was a young Sirius
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
yeah - I thought Snape was evil - hold on; that's not absurd I just fell for Rowling's plot hehe
What was it?
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
No; not at all.
Did it/ Does it work?
Evidently not seeing as i don't hide.
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Yes - I was Hermione for world book day. I carried a book about dragons to school.
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Yeah - just now.
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?
Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?
No. It's a theory that people go for girls/boys who are like they're sisters/mums/brothers/dads :D
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Of course - this is on my profile.
Do you write fanfiction?
Would I write it if I didn't?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Just a poster and the books. I also own some of the CDs that read it to you.
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Do You Agree With This?
Sort of - I hope I'm not that bossy.
What Are They?
Do you object to being Called By them?
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Yeah - half my friends share the obsession and the other half have their own.
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
I don't have one.
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
You bet I do.
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
I don't even know what it is.
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
i watched the one on youtube - does that count?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
I guess so.
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Almost - but not quite - at least you're not warping my words to make me sound insane; hold on - I'd better go back and check...
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
I fell for that, hehehe