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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, and Harry Potter.

IMPORTANT (31/05/2015): apologies to anyone whose read/been reading any of my unfinished stories, or been looking at the community I've set up. The reason I've been inactive has been due to anxiety. I've been very ill because of this, and lost a fair amount of weight (never had any spare to lose really, so it got a little scary.) Anyway, I'm getting better now, so will hopefully be writing again soon, but I don't know when that will be. I'm really sorry.

IMPORTANT I have changed my pename, I used to be twilighter no1, but as I now am a fan of many other (better) fandoms, i felt it was about time i updated my pename to match :)

Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (people used to ask me all the time)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (does wearing a bright green wig count?)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (no one thinks i'm fat exactly - just that i'm a greedy pig)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.( That might be true for me but hey ho.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (i'm none of the above)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YOAI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'cup to your partner to read. You will interpret the patterns using' (Prisoner of Azkaban)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The slip from college telling me where to go on my first day (R331)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The end of Pointless (game show)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The American Football my brother's watching.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yestarday; I went on a cycle ride; but my chain broke so I had to walk 2 and a half miles pushing my bike :D

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

'Out of Azkaban' by neonorne. It's really good and you all should read it!!

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans and a long-sleeved turqouise shirt

10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

Erm; when I was talking with my Mum earlier.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A mirror and shelves with DVDs ( I'm in the dining room)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah - someone paired Sirius and Luna together, which kind of creeps me out as Sirius is old enough to be Luna's Dad.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

it's okay.

15. What is the last film you saw?


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd probably save up for University; which is now ridiculously expensive.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Tell me what you know and i will :D

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stop War completely for good - it does no good and ordinary people always get caught in the crossfire.

19. Do you like to dance?


20. George Bush:

I didn't really get polotics at the time - but I do know that he started the whole thing with Afganistan so i don't like him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I don't know - i quite like the name Georgaina as it's a little different.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I would say Sirius or Remus but I really don't want the poor kid to get teased so probably something like Arthur or Callum.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah, somewhere exotic like Tenerife to teach English as a foreign language.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

This is all a dream; you're not dead, you're just sleeping. You can go home now :D

List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.

1.) Sirius Black

2.) James Potter

3.) Remus Lupin

4.) Regulus Black

5.) Lily Evans

6.) Harry Potter

7.) Ginny Weasley

8.) Hermione Granger

9.) Ron Weasley

10.) Fred Weasley

11.) George Weasley

12.) Andromeda Tonks

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Harry and long as it wasn't slash probably, I see George and Harry as brothers, not as a couple - it would be weird :)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Regulus; yeah I'd imagine so seeing as he's Sirius' brother and Sirius was described as really handsome when he was younger.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Andromeda got Hermione pregnant - well that goes against the laws of nature and it would definitely end up with jealous Ron and Ted.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, Ron's normally jealous in the ones I read :)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

James and Harry? You've got to be kidding. When James was alive Harry was one. That's just so wrong! And need I mention INCEST!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Lily/Fred or Lily/George? Hmm - neither. Read the argument above for my reasoning (but ignore incest)

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ginny walks in on James and Andromeda having sex? She'd probably think she's hallucinating and back away slowly - or hit them both with her bat bogie hex.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Remus comforts Fred when he arrives on the other side.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes and it really creeps me out. Sirius and Hermione just wouldn't work people!

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hermione talks to Andromeda after her cousin's death.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

Black Family Anthem - which is a wizard wrock song for those who don't know.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sirius/Harry/Andromeda? Warning, incest - emotional and literal, and slash.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yeah - it was about Lily and James getting together - it was quite cute.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Sirius and Ginny are in a happy relationship until Ginny runs off with Regulus. Sirius, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with George and a brief unhappy affair with Andromeda, then follows the wise advice of Lily and finds true love with Remus.

Right, Sirius is in a relationship with his Godson's soulmate, before she runs off with his dead brother. He then has a relationship with her brother and then another with his cousin (who's also married) before following the advice of another dead best friend and landing up with his childhood best friend? Could happen I guess.

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Remus and Ginny? No definitely not.

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

Ron would be very upset if George died - much like he was with Fred.

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?

Harry, Remus, Ron or Fred? Remus because the others were all underage for most of the years fighting Voldemort.

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

James, Lily, Hermione or George? None of the above; they'd all be rejected by the Death Eaters for being blood traitors or in Hermione's case a muggleborn.

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

Harry and Ron or James and Regulus? Both would be a little odd but Harry and Ron might become bicurious for a bit???? Yeah; no. Neither.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

Remus, Lily, or Ginny. I dunno; but I reckon Remus would be an awesome brother.

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?

Harry, Ron or George? Probably Harry because he actually knows what a TV is.

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?

Sirius, Regulus, Harry, Hermione or George? Probably Sirius or Regulus; I love the Blacks :D

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Lily and Ron. Ron had never met Harry's mother; but he knew he missed her in more ways than he could understand. Okay that sucked but really - they never did meet.

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

James and Hermione. Probably supernatural James back from the dead to haunt Hermione into helping his son or something. The other genre would probably have to be angst :D

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Sirius kill James or Ron kill Lily? Ron kill Lily because Sirius would never kill James in a million years.

26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?

Harry, Ron or Remus. I think Harry would be once he hits 20 and has been through Auror training.

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?

Regulus, Harry or Fred. Probably Harry - we know he had 3 so he might try to have more.

28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Harry or Ron? Harry - think of the green eyes :)

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?
Sirius, Lily, Harry or Andromeda. For me it's a close call between Sirius and Harry because they're probably the ones who need the most help after their upbringings. Harry might just win because he probably wouldn't prank as much as Sirius would.

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?

Probably the one about her and Sirius in a relationship.

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy


Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Would I be doing this quiz if I wasn't?

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?


Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?


What’s Hermione’s?


What’s Ron’s?


What’s Harry’s?


What’s Ginny’s?


Have You Seen All The Movies?


Read All The Books?


What Do You Think Of JKR?

She's totally awesome.



Fred and George. Can't choose which

Character, Overall?

Sirius Black

Female character


Male Charcter?

Sirius Black

Group Of Characters?

The Marauders




Remus Lupin




Silencio or Accio, depending on the day of the week :D


Chocolate Frogs



Weasley Twin?



Skiving Snackbox



Least Favorites


Erm - the annoying Great Aunt who I hated so much that I can't even remember her name.

Character, Overall?

Peter Pettigrew


Umbridge - awarded the most patronising character award.


Peter Pettigrew


Peter Freakin' Pettigrew! How many times?


Crabbe and Goyle




OOTP or HBP - one because they killed my favourite character off; and the other because I just didn't think it was as good as the others.


Anything that's not canon.


Tooth Flossing stringmints because i hate the taste of mint

Death Eater?

Peter Pettigrew for the last time!


Borgin and Burkes


Wherever He-Who-Must-Be-Hyphenated is.



Couples? What Do You Think?


Yep - they're cute together :)




That's better


No. Just no.


Good God no.




Stop please


You've got to be kidding


Uh, no.




That's just plain gross. They hate each other for Heaven's sake.


Ew; no.


Yes! My favourite couple.


One sided fine - but other than that no.


Are you being Sirius?


No freaking way.


Yes! That's much better. Well done mister quiz.


No not really - they'd probably break up really quickly.


Maybe, if Fred were still alive.


Yeah, they're great together


No - it didn't work out remember?

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?


Hermione or Ginny?


Neville or Seamus?


Snape or Slughorn?


Fred or George?

Both of them - I can't choose remember?

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?


Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?


Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Neither - both creep me out a little, but Harry/Luna if I have to.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?


Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?


Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?


ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?


Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?


Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?


Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?


Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Knockturn Alley - Voldemort hangs out at Malfoy manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Fizzing Whizbees.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Neither are very truthful...but The Daily Prophet is slightly better

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Which Barty Crouch are we talking about?

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?



Have you Been to A Release Party?

No, but I really wanted to go!

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Yes - loads. My copy of Deathly Hallows has tear stains.

A Movie?

Yeah - Part 2 of Deathly Hallows and the end of Order of the Pheonix

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yes, he was frying eggs in my kitchen. I was so disappointed when I woke up and he wasn't there.

Been To A Fansite?

Yes - I'm on one.

Been to JKR’s Site?


Have You Ever Roleplayed?

I have

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

I was a young Sirius

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

yeah - I thought Snape was evil - hold on; that's not absurd I just fell for Rowling's plot hehe

What was it?

Look above.

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

No; not at all.

Did it/ Does it work?

Evidently not seeing as i don't hide.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Yes - I was Hermione for world book day. I carried a book about dragons to school.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Yeah - just now.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?


Did you just try to prove that wrong?


Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?


Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

No. It's a theory that people go for girls/boys who are like they're sisters/mums/brothers/dads :D

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Well duh

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?


Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Of course - this is on my profile.

What site?

This one.

Do you write fanfiction?


Do you like to write fanfiction?

Would I write it if I didn't?

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?


Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Just a poster and the books. I also own some of the CDs that read it to you.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?


Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?


What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

Probably Hermione

Do You Agree With This?

Sort of - I hope I'm not that bossy.

What Are They?


Do you object to being Called By them?


Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Yeah - half my friends share the obsession and the other half have their own.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?


What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

I don't have one.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Almost everything.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?


Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

You bet I do.

Have you re-read the books?


Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?


Have You Had An RP Party?

A what?

Do You Want To?

I don't even know what it is.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

i watched the one on youtube - does that count?

Have You Ever Wrote One?


Do You Want To?


Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?


If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

I guess so.

Are You Going To Write One?


IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?


Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Almost - but not quite - at least you're not warping my words to make me sound insane; hold on - I'd better go back and check...

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I fell for that, hehehe

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The daughter of Sirius Black grew up in an orphanage of muggles when no one in the wizarding world would take her in. How will her world unravel when she finally discovers who she really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,942 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - OC, Sirius B.
Lost and Lonely, But Slowly Recovering by anotherbuskitten reviews
AU. When Sirius escapes Azkaban he is disorientated and instead of finding the Dursley's home he ends up outside the house of a young auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 23,239 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sirius B., N. Tonks
Fire and Ice by Ice Jazz Elleth reviews
How the battle started is not important. How Loki joined the Avengers is not important. What is important is what happened, the life that was lost that lead to the end of the conflict. And what that lead to. Details: No pairings, AU, Character Death
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki
Find My Way Back Home by balmorhea reviews
It's been ten years, and the idiots have finally let me out of Azkaban. I think. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,583 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Heart's Desire by ZairaAlbereo reviews
SQ to THE PROMISE. Sirius broke out of Azkaban and took Harry. They were found. Now there's a trial. Can he prove his innocence? Will Harry be safe when dark forces are at work? Can Sirius and Remus reconcile? And will their heart's desire be fulfilled?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 214,502 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Dream of a Waking Man by SashaBatTzion reviews
When Harry accidentally apparated into his Azkaban cell, Sirius struggled to protect him. They've managed to escape, but with the Aurors chasing them and dark wizards lurking around every corner, their journey to safety is far from done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,766 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Lost & Found by thebeautifulbicky reviews
Merlin gets kidnapped by some Druids, Arthur goes all angsty, and a few years later a prince called Emrys comes along to visit...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,329 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011
The Last Dragon Egg by Viridis Lupus reviews
The Great Dragon has asked Merlin to rescue the last dragon egg left whilst King Uther has asked Arthur to destroy it. They must travel together, with different agendas, across the continent in order to find it. What will happen when they do? Epic!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,997 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Il Segreto e Stato Svelato by As Clumsy As Me reviews
The Volturi executes anyone who threatens to leak the secret to humans. But what if the Volturi did it? What would happen? One mistake sends the world, humans and vampires alike, into panic. Is the human race ready for a secret this big?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009
Learning by enigma-kar reviews
Arthur discovers Merlin's secret and all is, surprisingly, well... until a certain King finds out.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,142 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Explanations by Smittenwhenbitten reviews
After Breaking Dawn, Charlie knows they can't tell him everything, and he won't ask them to; but did Bella really know what she was getting into when she married Edward? A Bella and Charlie chat, with Edward and even Emmett getting involved in the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
They Know by Ari5194 reviews
What happens to Edward, Bella, and the rest of the Cullens when the Volturi come out about the existence of vampires to the world? How will the people of Forks react? How will Charlie and Rene react? Rating may change...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Truth for Charlie by Sab0511 reviews
This is how I imagine Charlie finding out about vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Charlie S., Sue - Complete
Black Chronicles : An Ancient Legacy by the nutty imp reviews
AU A child's curiosity and an ancient artifact is never a good combination. As a child, Sirius Black was thrown into the future, thus he never became James Potter's best friend. He is however still fated to cross paths with another Potter. HP-Year1
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,254 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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Learning Through Time reviews
Harry is walking back from Hogsmeade after overhearing the Professor's conversation; when he's sucked into the horrifying memories of the man he believed to have betrayed his parents. Warning: will contain child abuse and bad Blacks. AU POA. Changed pename, was twilighter no1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., OC
Innocence reviews
after a young woman is released from Azkaban after her wrongful imprisonment, she reveals that her own innocence protected her mind. This information leads head of the DMLE Amelia Bones to investigate the other prisoners, including Sirius Black. Set 5 years after Voldemort's dowfall 1986 . Changed pename, was twilighter no1 previously. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
the doctor in seattle reviews
twilight/doctor who x-over. This is what i think should happen if the doctor and Rose landed in Seattle while the newborns were there - with the Cullen coven trying to stop them. Contains spoilers to the twilight saga. I UPDATED!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - 10th Doctor
Human reviews
Just something about the humans finding out about vampires i wrote to qualify as a beta. Not very good - so you've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice's story reviews
Cynthia sees Alice in an asylum and is told about vampires from one of her visions. Many years later, Cynthia's daughter goes to find Alice in Forks. Pre-twilight/Post breaking dawn. T cos i'm paranoid. Characters Alice & Cynthia
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Alice
Jacob, Edward, Charlie & the word vampire reviews
What would happen if Jacob didn't tell Charlie about the motorcycle, but about vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Cullen karaoke reviews
The Cullen's have a karaoke night - post breaking dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009
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