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Joined 03-07-09, id: 1858790, Profile Updated: 05-26-10
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hi, I'm x.savvybizbie.x (don't ask). I'm a teenage girl from England, and I love music, watching movies and writing. I've been reading stories on this site for ages now and writing a couple of my own, so I eventually decided that it might be a good idea to put some of them on here. I write a whole mix - usually they're about ten chapters long, and sometimes follow the plot of a movie, but I might do some oneshots or songfics. I also like creating OCs, and I try to make them realistic. By the way, my avatar happens to be a brilliant drawing of Stainboy by Tim Burton. That's what you call art.

Favourite movies: Sweeney Todd (the best film ever), The Dark Knight (the other best film ever), Cloverfield, The Day After Tomorrow, Pirates of the Caribbean (especially the first one), Titanic, 10 Things I Hate About You, Love Actually, Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Harry Potter and loads more...

Favourite music: Muse, Lostprophets, The Killers, Lady Gaga, Marina and the Diamonds, Florence + the Machine, Paramore, 30 Seconds To Mars, Biffy Clyro, Foo Fighters, N Dubz, Kasabian, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, The White Stripes, Michael Bublé, L'Amour La Morgue, Young Guns, The Blackout, Paloma Faith, Linkin Park...

Favourite books: The Harry Potter series (Best.Books.Ever.)

Favourite actors: Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger,Christian Bale, Shia La Beouf, Hugh Grant and Leonardo Di Caprio.

Favourite actresses: Helena Bonham Carter, Sarah Jessica Parker, Keira Knightley, Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman.

Favourite TV shows: Bones, The Inbetweeners, 21 Jump Street

Favourite director: Tim Burton

There's not much more to say - I would love to be in a band when I'm older, it's my dream. My hobbies include going to the cinema, watching films, writing, reading and listening to music (could not live without my iPod). I attempt to sing and play guitar/piano and think Tim Burton is a genius.

About my stories - I try to make sure all the spelling and grammar is okay, but please tell me if I've made a mistake. I'd love positive reviews, and constructive criticism is welcome. Bear in mind that I'm still starting out, and I appreciate that there are geniuses out there who's stories will be a lot better.

You Found Me - This is my first fanfic. My OC, Sarah Perkins, is thrown out by her husband and stumbles across Mrs Lovett's Meat Pie Emporium. She gains a job and a place to stay, but finds herself fascinated by Sweeney Todd. As she works for him, she becomes dragged into a huge mass murder plot while finding herself with feelings for the man. Set during Sweeney Todd. Complete.

Toxic - My OC Sadie Carter works for the CIA. She's tough, beautiful and the perfect agent. Then she is sent to Mexico to try and keep an eye on Sands while attempting to stop the president from being assassinated. She soon finds herself attracted to Sands, but also notices someone else is developing a bit of a crush...Set during Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Complete.

Settling Down - Set after At World's End. Jack Sparrow finds himself wondering about Elizabeth and why she kissed him, so he sets off to find her. One shot.

To Need The One You Hate - After The Dark Knight, the Joker breaks out of Arkam. His cousin, Mercury, decides that he needs a little help, so visits him from LA. But she has history in crime herself, with an alter-ego who has a reputation for successful bank robberies. As you've probably guessed, trouble happens when the two are put together. Discontinued.

Pushed Right Back - Prequel to To Need The One You Hate, but you don't have to have read that to follow this one. It's an insight into the Joker's and Mercury's (his cousin) childhood, and it's quite dark. It explains how he got his scars and why he hates his cousin so much. I know stories like this have been done before, but this is a different idea, spanning from birth to late teens, and involving friends, enemies, parents and love. Discontinued, for now.

I have loads of ideas floating around about a Pirates trilogy. Basically, it would start in Curse of the Black Pearl, then the second story would be in Dead Man's Chest, and so on. It would have my OC, Victoria Rent, who's a (slightly snobby) pirate who finds herself in prison with Jack Sparrow. To begin with, she hates him, but as she gets dragged along on his adventures she begins to fall in love with him. The best ideas I have are for the second story, which would involve a bit of a love triangle. So look out for the first story, it will probably be called Rebel Diamonds.


OC Photos

Pushed Right Back

Mercury (teenager) - http://www.altpress.com/images/screening/screening_ROBB.jpg - AnnaSophia Robb

Jack (teenager) - http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/2008/01/23/heathyoung,0.jpg - Heath Ledger

Frank (Mercury's dad) - http://www.ohjohnny.net/dillinger/dillinger0023.jpg - Johnny Depp

Lorraine (Mercury's mum) at start - http://media.canada.com/gallery/dose_badhair/071219hair_jolie.jpg - Angelina Jolie

Lorraine at end - http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/angelina-jolie/girl-interrupted.jpg

Chris (Jack's mum) - http://www.hkb.org.uk/PDVD_088.jpg - Katie Holmes

Andrew (Jack's dad) -http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/leonardo-dicaprio.jpg - Leonardo DiCaprio

To Need The One You Hate

Mercury - http://www.thecinemapost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nicole_kidman_big.jpg - Nicole Kidman

Toxic

Sadie - http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Alyssa-Milano-ch01.jpg - Alyssa Milano

You Found Me

Sarah - http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/finding_neverland_15.jpg - Kate Winslet

Mark - http://www.poster.net/law-jude/law-jude-photo-jude-law-6207036.jpg - Jude Law


If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile. (Who hasn't?)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do - and it's nice there, too.)

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (Totally me. I get excited from one review, let alone two!)

Soundtrack of my Life - this is so much fun!

Opening Credits - Kids by MGMT

Waking Up - Sunshine by Lostprophets

First Day At School - Get F*cked Stud by Biffy Clyro

Falling in Love - Daniel by Bat For Lashes

Fight Song - It's Not Over Yet by Klaxons

Breaking Up - Many of Horror by Biffy Clyro

Prom - The Only Exception by Paramore

Life - Damned If I Do Ya, Damned If I Don't by All Time Low

Mental Breakdown - Minimum by Muse

Driving - Song 2 by Blur

Flashback - Invincible by Muse

Wedding - Change Your Mind by The Killers

Birth of Child - It's High Tide Baby by The Blackout feat. Ian Watkins

Final Battle - Savior by Rise Against

Death Scene - Children of the Night by The Blackout

Funeral Song - Kings and Queens by 30 Seconds To Mars

End Credits - No One Knows by Queens Of The Stone Age

If you read this far, then I love you.

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21 Jumpstreet by Anwa reviews
My very own episodes.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 165,355 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/5/2006
Finding the Truth by MacAttack5 reviews
Julia Samuels comes to Gotham to find the truth that she's been asking her whole life, who her father is. But, sometimes the truth isn't what you expect and it sends her into a downspiral filled with scars and insanity that only she can escape. COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 124,623 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Analyst by The Grey Ghoul reviews
Dr. Natalie Owens OC is the only person left who knows the Joker's former identity. He plans to toy with her a little and then kill her off. She plans to learn more about the real him. Batman tries to dissuade her. Ch 1 to 7 summary added to Ch 8
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Chaos is My Middle Name by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like being married to the Joker? Having your brother go through hell and back, then him later hating you? While you think you may just be in love with your best friend. And having every person in Gotham hate your husband.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,990 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
The Billionaire's Baby Blues by IntoxicatedCirculation-xo reviews
A nice, light romance in the style of those Harlequin romance novels that I'm addicted to. Very light action towards the beginning. Bruce Wayne/OC Post TDK COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fade to White by robin8395 reviews
Max is just an ordinary girl- until she's abducted from a local track by the Scarecrow, and later ends up in the hands of the Joker. More chapters up soon! Note- name change in chapter three.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Punishment and Redemption by Ditte3 reviews
Agent Sands thinks back to his ruined life.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
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Pushed Right Back
Prequel to my discontinued Dark Knight story, To Need The One You Hate. An insight into the Joker's childhood with his cousin, my OC Mercury, explaining his obsession with clowns, why he is the way he is and how he got his scars.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Joker
To Need The One You Hate reviews
After The Dark Knight, The Joker breaks out of Arkam. Feeling that he is in need of some assistance, his older cousin, Mercury - who has a history in crime herself - visits him from LA, wanting to help him in his crimes. Discontinued.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Joker
You Found Me reviews
My first story - Sarah Perkins is hired as an assistant to Sweeney Todd after she is thrown out by her husband, but soon finds herself tangled up in a dreadful murder plot. Sort of SweeneyxOC.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Toxic reviews
CIA agent Sadie Carter is sent to stop the Barillo cartel and keep an eye on Agent Sands, but pretty soon things go wrong and they end up working together...SandsxOC.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Settling Down reviews
A one-shot I wrote one day - Jack remembers Elizabeth and decides to find her, hoping she'll answer an important question. Set after AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete