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If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella plus go jump off a cliff (or whatever he has to do to die), copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
If you have a fan fiction account dedicated to reading and writing about Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you have read this far, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've done at least one of these copy and paste things, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Arguing with yourself is normal, it's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.
There is no 'I' in team but there is in pie and there is in meat pie and meat is an acronym of team
92 percent of kids come from broken families, if you like COOKIES, copy and paste this onto your profile
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you've walked a mile and have their shoes.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in GOD, (which I totally do! :D), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you screamed over watching the Twilight trailers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you daydream about Edward appearing in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
'Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?'
'Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.'
'Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.' ..
'When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.'
"Aww... he is sitting with the other one, the one we haven't tamed yet." -Other Person
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Life lessons learned in Forks:
The future is not always set in stone
you can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine
Verify news before doing something stupid
Love can be like heaven in the middle of hell
They can't make them like a Cullen any more
It's understandable for little kids to be scared of doctors. Especially vampire doctors!
Mythical creatures seem to like rain.
having a pulse is over-rated
Edward Cullen puts the Greek gods to shame
Real men sparkle
Hybrids are cool
'Vegatarian' has many meanings
Clumsy is not something to be ashamed of
Rain isn't an omen, just unavoidable
Hearing voices in your head doesn't mean you're crazy
you can lie in your thoughts
What's dangerous to the body is dangerous to the heart
stupid lambs and sick masochistic lions are good pairs
Everyone has a soul mate, even if it takes a hundred years to find yours
Imprinting can suck
Nothing beats an irritable grizzly.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile
If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. ((yes! An apple a day! Which means to me...TWILIGHT EVERY DAY!))
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you laugh at your own jokes, copy this to your profile.
If you are a RelientK fan for no good reason, copy this to your profile.
If Edward in the Twilight movie made you squeal, faint, or swoon at least once, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If Edward Cullen has given you ridiculously high expectations for boyfriends, copy this to your profile.
If you're a Jesus Freak and aren't ashamed of it, copy this to your profile.
If "Charlieeeeeee! We're on a bridge, Charlie!" almost made you pee your pants, copy this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, when you saw the Twilight movie, you screamed, hyperventilated, fainted, drooled, or forgot to breathe whenever Edward came on the screen (especially the first time in the cafeteria), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1915
Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901
And then there's Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987
I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD(screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS til he's dead. Especially after Eclipse)
If Bella and Edward don't stay together, I swear I'm gonna stab someone.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.
TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.
TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect. (I'M TOTALLY TEAM EDWARD!!)
TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.
TEAM BELLA: because she's Edward's girl.
TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! (ome! i just reread it and i just now figured out what that means after about 10 minutes...)
Come to the dark side. We have Edward Cullen!
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
About 2 weeks each to read Twilight and New Moon and a month and a half to read Eclipse and Breaking Dawn (I had the last 2 taken away for a while b/c i was reading them too much and didn't do my homework... hehe. oops!)
Who introduced you to the books?
Friends at school. I asked them what it was about and they said it was a love story about a human and a vampire. At first, I was like there's no way i'm reading about vampires! Then, curiousity got the better of me so i read them and decided i wouldn't become obsessed like everyone else. boy was i wrong... little did i know i would be more obsessed than the ppl who introduced me to the series in the first place! lol
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
borrowed from friends, then bought the box set a few months later.
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
BD is already out, still waiting for MS to be finished, I already own the Twilight movie on DVD (and watched it countless times), so currently I'm waiting for New Moon to come out in theaters.
What's your dream ending to the series?
That Jacob was killed in a horrible bloody accident and Edward, Bella, and Nessie ran off into the sunset as a happy, loving, vampy family!!
Edward hands down.
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. What a stupid lamb. What a sick, massochistic lion.
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
Meadow scene, wedding, honeymoon (1st and 2nd), any mushy gushy lovey dovey moment between them. And, of course, WHEN EDWARD COMES BACK AND PROPOSES IN NEW MOON!!
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When Bella punched Jacob in Eclipse and when Bella found out that Jacob imprinted on Renesmee in Breaking Dawn.
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
At the end of Eclipse
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When Alice and Bella run off to rescue Edward in Volterra
Which book cover was your favorite?
Breaking Dawn. Because of the symbloism. In the background there is a pawn- the weakest link of the game, which represents Bella at the beginning of the series, and in the front is a Queen, which is Bella at the end of the series because she conqures all in the end and helps the Cullens win the game.
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Jasper and Rosalie Hale yes! lol
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
Twilight movie. They're pretty much the same story, just different perspectives.
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria. She didn't rush into it like James, she managed to live through almost three whole books, she's more stealthy and she's more contemplative and patient.
Werewolves or Vampires?
How did you first find out about the movie?
I forget. Internet, I guess. I became more and more excited the more obsessed I became. lol
Are you excited?
Did you not read my response to the previous question? OF COURSE!!
What do you think of the casting so far?
awesome awesome awesome!!
Are you going to go see it?
Saw it the day after it came out, now i have it on dvd!!
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
I saw it with a friend who saw it the day before me.
Do you think it stayed true to the book?
Breaking Dawn Speculation:
Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
I hadn't even heard of the series when it came out. I didn't know anything about Twilight till like September. Started reading it a month later.
Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
I know she has
Do you think she and Edward will get married?
I know they have.
Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
Yes, he did. Good news: he imprinted on someone who isn't Bella! Bad news: but he just HAD to imprint on her freaking daughter!! Bella should've ripped his head off when she found out! Or Edward. Or someone at least!
Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
I KNOW she'll end up with Edward!
Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
I thought it would be shocking and a cliffy- but it was somewhat happy. I was sad it ended too abruptly though.
Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
Volturi. I know they are. I'd also count Jacob for parts of this book, like the beginning and middle. He was nice towards the end.
How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
impossibility. even though Nessire's only half vamp...
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
No, but he knows something's up.
Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
No they make another truce on different grounds.
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
I was praying Jacob would die- but of course it didn't happen. = (
For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
My solution was his death
What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
JACOB TO BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL! Or he could simply "fall" off a cliff with millions of pointy rocks and deadly rapids at the bottom where he lands... and Edward just "happened" to be standing at the top of the cliff, watching him suffer! (What? It could happen...)
What's your dream ending?
For Jacob to die and for Edward and Bella to go on with their lives as if the dog never exsisted.
(A Few Last Things:)
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
Breaking Dawn- she was finally tired of just being fragile and human and always taking the easy way out- she kept the baby and suffered in silence, I bet you the Bella in Twilight would have never been able to have done that.
How about Edward's?
He didn't exactly seem to change much... well definitely not before New Moon, not in Twilight or New Moon he needed to realize he NEEDED Bella in his life. But in Breaking Dawn- after he saw Nessie as his daughter and not a thing, I like him best.
Twilight. He was nothing more than a tool back then. And the beginning of New Moon before he ever phased. Those were the days... Beyond that, I still hate him.
When she comes back in New Moon and when she comes back in Breaking Dawn.
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
Edward so I can beg him not to leave in New Moon and tell him Bella will be changed into a vampire whether he likes it or not, then proceed to tell the entire plot of the series to him after making him swear he won't change anything else in the book. Or Alice so I can ask her repeatedly what happens in my future.
The below statement is true.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
1. If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
2. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.
3. What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
4. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
5. What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
6. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
7. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
8. When someone with multiple personalities threathens suicide, can that be considered a hostige situation?
9. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
11. Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?
12. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
13. If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
14. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
15. If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
16. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
17. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
20. If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
22. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
23. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
24. Psychics never win the lottery. Why is that?
25. How can two space ships meeting always face the right way up in Sci-Fi movies?
26. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
27. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
28. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
29. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
30. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
31. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
32. If you blame someone for your failures, do you credit them for your achievements?
33. If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
34. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
35. How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?
36. Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker??
37. Why do we chop a tree "down" and then chop it "up"?
38. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
39. Why do we wash BATH TOWELS; aren't we clean when we use them?
40. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
41. If money doesn't make us happy, then what does it do?
42. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
43. If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?
44. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
45. When people say "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed," What side is the right side?
46. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
47. Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
48. Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
49. When Puerto Rico joins the union, where will they put the 51st star?
50. Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.
If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you think that life without computers is useless, add this to your profile.
If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile
SPPPLLLEEEEE! SPPPLLLLOOOOPPPP! ... if your extremely random, add this to your profile.
If your HyPeR, like being hYpEr, and are HyPeR all the time, add this to your profile. WHOOOO!!
For me, crazy is a very loose term. Maybe its when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks just what you find so interesting about the eraser. For others its when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing just because you heard your favorite song. Maybe for you its when someone does or says something totally random like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or they start have a thumbwar with themself. If you fit this desrciption and your proud of it, add this to your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video e console, add this to your profile.
If you know you and all your friends are insane and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile
If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile. (i like walking in the rain barefoot! whoo hoo!!)
If you like the designs on Kleenex boxes, copy and paste this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two s feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle:
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste, please
Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.) (my faves are in italics)
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:
If you think Stephenie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24.My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do :
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
These are Dr. Laura's man rules.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works: