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Joined 03-07-09, id: 1858910, Profile Updated: 08-24-12
Author has written 15 stories for Invader Zim, X-overs, Warhammer, K-ON!/けいおん!, King Kong, Halo, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Heya! I'm 1292 Negative Calculate, a.k.a: "Delta".
I am currently in college, and working hard, so it's tough to get stories out.

I'm sorry I haven't updated much on my other stories; it's getting hard to find time to type up the stories. Writing them down is no problem - typing them is a whole different ball game...
Anyway, I'm still kinda new to writing, so if my writing seems...inadequate in any way, sorry.

I'm a fan of various manga and anime, including Fruits Basket, MAR, Disgaea, K-ON!, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and others. I also like a bunch of video games, mostly sci-fi or strategy games, like Starcraft or Halo, but I also enjoy other games, too.
I play Warhammer 40k.
...well, kinda. I have an army, but I've never really been in a good full game of it. The most experience I have is playing my friend's orks in one game, where I was an effective meat shield for two whole turns. ///////'
I play Chaos Space Marines; my chapter is called the Penitent Guardians. I'm writing a story involving the head mechanic of this chapter in my Diary story; it's the longest story I've ever written, so please check it out, if you want.
Um, let's see...I'm ADHD, so it's sometimes hard to stay concentrated on one subject for too long, and I do have my hyper moments. I think that's about it for me.

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And here are some stories in the works, as well as some that have been cancelled.

Creeping with the Crawlies: King Kong; Family - Humor
An expansion from "Suppertime in the Pit". A series of oneshots detailing the life and times of some of Skull Island's more refined and dignified residents...
. . . Status: Planning

China's Problem (cont.): Hetalia: Axis Powers; Humor - Parody
China's got a big problem... and he comes to the other nations with it...
. . . Status: Completed

Diary of a Chaos Marine: Warhammer; Adventure - Humor
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Ok, I'm gonna adress something that alot of you all have been asking me for a while: "Are my Chaos Diary stories over or on hold?"

For Chaos Diary, the answer is yes and no. The Diary story up there is actually over (I have to retype the ending), but I'm thinking of making it a series of stories, yknow like "Chaos Diary 2: Return of the Space Fish" and stuff. It just feels like that particular story has gone on a bit too long.
Originally, I was planning on a "never-ending" story, but one of my pet peeves is a story that is never finished. (ironic, isnt it? lol) So I'm revising the plan to be a series of stories. There'll be a "chaos diary 2", and maybe even a "Zerker diary 2", if it gets enough hits. :) I just need a little time to re-type the ending I have, and then create a sequel story.

The Berzerker Diary is not over. I actually have chapter 2 typed, I just need to find time to edit, upload, and post it.

Sorry again that it's taking so long. I've had alot happening - family problems, college classes are starting up, and I'm going thru alot of stupid life drama. >:( I figure once I get into classes, and get free time, I'll be able to get my writing back in order. I've already got some ideas ready for both stories, but if any of you have an idea you think'd be fun, feel free to share 'em! :) I'd be happy to think up interesting spots for 'em!

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. . . Status: Finished/Sequels in planning

Reaching For the Sky: Hetalia; Angst - Friendship
Ch 4 is up; ch 5 will soon be started. All of the rough drafts are complete, so the story itself is actually finished. All that is needed to be done is to type it up and edit as needed. Also, I'm thinking about adding an epilogue to it, but I'm debating whether or not to do so. Let me know what you think, ok?
. . . Status: In-Progress

Unnamed Transformers Story: Trasformers/Beast Wars; Adventure - Humor
I'm inventing a new Transformers story. It's in a "War/Fall for Cybertron"-style universe, but it's before WFC. I'm working with story ideas, but it will be put up here. Basically, I'm going for Transformers with a Red vs Blue feel. This'll be fun. '
. . . Status: Writing/Planning

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Uh...I guess that's it for now. Please PM or review!

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RubyRolled! by Melanie Malachite reviews
Welcome to the wild world of RWBY! Come and watch the crazy antics of all your favorite RWBY characters, and Yang will be there too. If you've got a good suggestion for a future chapter, let us know! Rated T for now, but may change depending on the weather. Always remember that anything is possible.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,973 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Nora Valkyrie
Pokemon Black As Told By Hikari by EliseArainai reviews
Hikari is a tomboyish ten-year-old who has just started her Pokemon journey. She travels the world meeting new people and Pokemon, fighting Team Plasma, and pursuing her dreams. Based on the game Pokemon Black, rated K plus for safety. R&R! Cover by melodeiia on deviantArt
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 138,167 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Oshawott/Mijumaru, N H./Natural H. G., Black, White
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
Nip by Tah the Trickster reviews
AU/headcanon/prediction/whatever in which Blake is a fauna. Written for fawks, who wanted to see kitty!Blake with catnip.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
A series of 40k jokes by psykotic addiction reviews
Kinda self-explanatory
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010
Hi, I'm a Derpy And Me am Grimlock by Neon Genesis Guyver III reviews
Inspired by cornholio4 and ItsJustSomeRandomGuy. Derpy meets Grimlock and the two discuss their less-than-flattering reputations.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Grimlock, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
Mugichan: Chooser Of The Slain by Tastychainsaws reviews
"With the notes of an ephemeral song, I'm taken away from my home and forced into the role of a hero. New surroundings, the same friends, new romances, a demon that claims to be my sister, and a world that's going to end pretty soon." A yuri filled fantasy adventure inspired by folklore, literature, and metal. The first chapters are a bit rocky, but it gets much better!
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 245,265 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Tsumugi K.
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
The Truth by Karl Stahl reviews
Kyon leaves the SOS brigade. How will Haruhi react? Rated T for mild swearing. Display problems are solved now.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Heritage of Zestra III by Alexander Degtyarev reviews
The story of how a girl was turned into Dreadnought to travel trough the Imperium alongside a Techmarine to restore his destroyed Chapter to it's former glory. Read to find out where the Emperor leads them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,484 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011
This Talk of Dragons by Crooked Young reviews
It's a crazy thing, this talk of dragons. Two Nords discuss war, politics, and folklore by the firelight of the Sleeping Giant Inn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
You Got YuiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
In a world where slice of life is the key rule, only so many things can go wrong in it. These are some tales of the things that DID. Crack.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Yui H., Azusa N.
Forgiveness by Sorida reviews
After a decade to mull everything over, Wheatley finally gets the opportunity to apologize to Chell and confess. However, he is severely damaged from the space escapade and must be brought back to Aperture for proper repairs. One-sided ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,432 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Travelling: Hoenn by razor.the.red reviews
A Hoennshipping story, based off the game's storyline. Follow Brendan, May and Wally, our three heroes, as they travel across Hoenn. BrendanxMay, if you know where to look! Lotsa crossovers later on.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 90,446 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Brendan/Yūki, May/Haruka
Do You Know Who I Am? by SilentStorm14 reviews
Who is the woman named Caroline? How did she get mixed up in the crazy that is Aperture Science? CaveXCaroline in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,119 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011
Love Heals All by werewolf242002 reviews
Azusa goes over to Ui's for a sleep over one night and witnesses Yui with someone else. She runs off only to be brought back by Jun, they help Azusa realize that she doesn't need Yui to feel loved. One-Shot Ui/Jun/Azusa
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Azusa N., Ui H. - Complete
Coming to a Compromise by EagerImmediately reviews
Is much more tedious than it seems, really. Wheatley learned that the hard way with Chell, as well as GLaDOS. But this? This was bound to be near impossible.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011
We All Float Along by werewolf242002 reviews
A collection of Yui/Azusa shorts. Edit: Rating change for Mature situations!
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,323 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Azusa N., Yui H.
I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle! by bobblehead.me reviews
"Battle me!" Mijumaru puffed up his chest, clanking his shell with his hand a couple of times, challenging Tsutarja. A lazy eye opened to inspect the over confident Pokémon. "No." now changed to two shot, please R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Oshawott/Mijumaru, Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
Love Hurts by isumio reviews
**DISCLAIMER** i do not own K-ON!
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Azusa N., Ui H.
Skywarp: Useful? by Crazy-Brave-Girl reviews
Skywarp discovers he has an unusual power. His brother and sister clone try to manipulate him into helping them, but he's too scared to use it and just wants to be left alone. And neither will that little voice in his processor that sounds like...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Skywarp
Birthday Wishes by werewolf242002 reviews
It's Ui's first birthday without her beloved sister to keep her company. She's about to give up hope on having a happy birthday when a certain someone shows up at her door to help make it better. Ui/Jun
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Ui H., Jun S. - Complete
A Friendly Wager by BlackOps04 reviews
A familiar wager is made on a new battlefield. Who will stand victorious?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Kyon
The Tohru Show by Berrie Salamander reviews
Various sketches, mostly based around everyone's favourite tent-dwelling orphan, Tohru Honda! At least I think she's everyone's favourite...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Tohru H. - Complete
I'll Follow You, No Matter Where You Are by Kersist reviews
"Azunyan!" I cried, my heart leaping for joy as I ran towards her. But nothing could have prepared me for what I saw when I reached her. Her eyes. They were so empty. Like someone ripped out her soul.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Azusa N., Yui H. - Complete
Honey Sweet Teatime by werewolf242002 reviews
Ui never realized how lonely it would be without her sister around, but what happens when a certain blonde seems to appear at the right place at the right time to help comfort the young girl? Ui/Mugi
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Tsumugi K., Ui H. - Complete
Something For Everyone by Tastychainsaws reviews
With the holiday season upon her, Tsumugi decides to find the perfect gift for all her friends. All is well until she is thrown in a chaotic vortex of rival cults, vikings, and conflicting interests. She must find a way to please everyone before the 25th.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Tsumugi K.
When two Hearts Beat as One by KatonRyu reviews
Mio finds Ritsu's sketchbook, and...stuff...happens. This is a near-lemon, near-lime, which I call an orange. More info inside regarding that. Rated T for occassional swearing and mild, very very mild, sexually oriented content. RitsuxMio, yuri, Oneshot.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ritsu T., Mio A. - Complete
Ask Haruhi and The SOS Brigade! by Dria-kun reviews
Ever wonder if there's a time when Kyon isn't bored? Haruhi isn't so dominant? Mikuru isn't adorable? I wonder myself....Ask the brigade! I beg of you! They dont eat till you ask!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,478 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
How Can I Be? by CommandoDude reviews
As Yui and Ui finish tonight's dinner...Ui cannot help but let her mind wander to the subject of her recent feelings. Of her Affections for her Sister.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ui H., Yui H.
PRIMARCHS by Lastie reviews
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only fourth-wall breaking parody featuring the Primarchs; genetically engineered egos with guns, mega-death psychic powers, and an impressive ability to screw up everything with a snarky attitude.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 97 - Words: 120,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010
Slice of Life? 3 by angel0wonder reviews
In which Mugi is a pimping-terminator-stripper.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Tsumugi K. - Complete
Slice of Life? by angel0wonder reviews
In which Yui is secretly a ninja.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Yui H. - Complete
Under The Weather by Thecrazyrabidfangirl reviews
Secrets have the strangest ways of coming out... Ritsu x Ui; Ritsu x Yui
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ritsu T., Ui H. - Complete
No, You Don't by Thecrazyrabidfangirl reviews
Sorrow can be a path to new beginnings... Ui x Azusa; implied Yui x Azusa
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Ui H., Azusa N. - Complete
Who To Blame by Scyphi reviews
Wheatly asks a question about the history between GLaDOS and Chell, then quickly decides he didn't like the consequences of what had happened so long ago...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
The Wound and the Hearts by iLolita reviews
When tragedy strikes in the life of Ui Hirasawa, only one person can save her from herself.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ui H., Azusa N.
Claustrophobia by superzedu reviews
When Mio and Ritsu are stuck in an elevator, Mio finds out that claustrophobia isn't so bad as she used to think it was. MioxRitsu, one-shot.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
Jadeite's Victory by ecyor0 reviews
Sailor Moon meets her match when an old enemy returns with something more powerful than all her previous foes combined... common sense...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Jadeite/Jedite - Complete
Duckie by StandingOnTheRooftops reviews
Humor drabble. 'Fei and Duo are arguing. It's up to Heero to stop them fighting- after a trip to the DIY store, that is. Dedicated to Kidishcaresh, who gave me the idea! Rated for safety. Slight mention of 1x2, but nothing major. Just a 'for fun' fic!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
The Alternate Endings of Haruhi Suzumiya by Cha-Cha-Cheesecake reviews
Parodies, stupid and impossible situations, and OCCs beyond belief, this is the SOS Brigade in situations that could be near impossible, or at least, not what the original author intended. Rated T for DIRT. Discontinued, PROBABLY.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,849 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009
Yuri Melodies by Shrimp Mayo reviews
It was their last year year in high school. Ritsu knew it was now or never. But then Mio starts to avoid them. How will their last year turn out? Rated T for safety!
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
A Day in the Life Of by Sachimi reviews
Parodies about the days in the lives of individual Juunishi members! New Chapter up: Yuki has a rough life, he deserves a little...well he deserves the spotlight once in...I mean he IS Yuki frickin' Sohma. It's Yuki's turn. Join the maddness!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Akito S., Tohru H.
In the Darkness, She Found Herself: Ami's Story by The Drifter reviews
Mizuno Ami gave everything she had in the name of the Moon. She has nothing left. Now all she wants is redemption..or is it revenge? This is a story of Ami's struggle to understand her own strength and the concequences of power. Shoujo-ai subtext. Enjoy.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury
April Fools Day, Matau Style by WereWolfPrincess1215 reviews
The Toa Metru of Air is up to his tricks again, but this time, it's on April Fools Day. Read on to see how he pranks his teammates!
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Zemya, Vohtarak - Complete
Ask a Piraka! by Neophiles the Metal reviews
I, Neophiles the Metal have brought the seven Piraka, plus others, for questioning! Ask them Something, Anything and Everything! I do not own Bionicle Wish I did... K - T if needed...
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Vorahk
Disgaea: Hour of Darkness by Cybertoy00 reviews
A direct novelization of the game. Laharl wants to be the Overlord of demons, and will do anything to do it. However, many other forces have their own plans for the Netherworld... Can Laharl beat everyone else for the throne? Some swearing.
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,041 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Laharl, Flonne - Complete
Torn by Valkyrie Prinny reviews
Being subjected to a challenge to write her own lyrics, Yui delivers some unexpected results after being influenced by the affections of both Azusa and Mio. AxYxM Twoshot
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Azusa N., Yui H.
Invader Haruhi by SubZeroGreymon reviews
the fourth year for the SOS Brigade. We all thought it'll go well... until HE arrived... Invader Zim/MoHS crossover
Crossover - Invader Zim & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Zim, Haruhi S. - Complete
Cute by Chaotic Sanctuary reviews
2007 movie: "Great. Everyone will be saying 'Awww' before they die." Blackout and Scorponok, Qatar. Oneshot. R&R please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Don't Say Magical by Valkyrie Prinny reviews
Azusa and Mio come over for a night's stay in Yui's place, clinging to hopes of learning about Sawako's crazy plans for their next live in advance. AzusaxYuixMio
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Yui H., Mio A. - Complete
Replacement by shobob reviews
Yui is replaced by Azusa. Mio has to break the news to her.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Yui H. - Complete
Down By the Bay by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
Just a Taste by Valkyrie Prinny reviews
Please let me have this, even if it's only once. Just please don't hate me..." A delightful morning leads to an unwanted surprise... YuixMio UixYui Yuri Wincest. R&R
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Yui H., Mio A. - Complete
Watertight by TyLeeChan reviews
Oneshot: After saving the city from imminent peril, Wreck-Gar fell to his death in the river, a feeling of satisfaction in his processor. But what will happen when he realizes he's still online? TFA Transformers Animated "Human Error, Part 2"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Wreck-Gar - Complete
Anytime you need a friend by beelzemongirl reviews
Hey, I wrote this for one of friends. When Jeanne, my oc, is set up on a date that ends in disatster, her best friend, a certain bot made of junk, comes to her rescue. This might start yet another series. songfic, based on the song by the Beu sisters
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Wreck-Gar - Complete
All good things must end by Yume-no-Ryuusei reviews
Tohru thought her and Kyou would live happily ever after..and she was wrong! Tragedy strikes, and it's impossible for her to keep smiling.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
Cafe comfort by CookieShipping FOREVER reviews
May's feeling down in the dumps, and who's there to comfort her but our very own Harley? Of course, he's not likely to comfort her in the traditional way... Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - May/Haruka, Harley - Complete
A very GIR fanfic by ribbonhamhamgir reviews
Happy Belated Groundhog Day...I'm not getting enough votes
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,683 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Gir, Zim
Without You by Midori Sakura reviews
Haruhi stared at the closed door, half expecting him to pop back inside and apologize for yelling at his precious chief like that. She waited for a minute with her arms crossed and a scowl on her face, but Kyon never came. HaruKyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Snowed In by CellarDoor96 reviews
Alvar is a Gallade, and a warrior. He wanders the world searching for foes. But what happens when he takes refuge from a blizzard in a mysterious cottage, and encounters the one foe he cannot defeat? Pairing is Gallade & Froslass. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Froslass/Yukimenoko, Gallade/Erlade - Complete
Foreign Contaminant by iflip4dolphins reviews
He was going follow his directive. Even if he fell down a garbage chute, he was going to follow his directive. M-O's view of the movie.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - M-O - Complete
I've Disappeared by Riikani reviews
This takes place after Johto, May gets in a terrible accident in which her face is scarred. Afraid of what the world would think she starts traveling as someone new. What happens when she meets up with Drew, will he recognize her as May? Contestshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,007 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Diary of a Space Marine by Thefallenheart reviews
More randomness from the person with a realy warped brain. Ever wondered what a Noncodex chapter gets upto when not trying to kill Traitors and Monsters? well wonder no more!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,013 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007
Saki and Megumi oneshots by darkpanda of angels reviews
Just like the title said. Reviews are a good thing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 33,799 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Saki H., Megumi H. - Complete
Tohru's 'Allergy' by angietheunicorn reviews
Kisa has noticed some things about Tohru. she turned red when Kyo hugs her, she breathes faster too. then it hits Kisa, Tohru is 'allergic' to Kyo. post curse. T/K
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
The Sohmas Discover Nintendo Wii by xXJamie-chanXx reviews
Momiji comes over with his brand new Nintendo Wii. Things are going to get a little crazier at Shigure's house. One-shot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kyo S., Momiji S. - Complete
Dood by PerfectCell17 reviews
Random drabbles of the Prinnies' daily lives, dood!
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Prinny
Two Girls And the Shopping Cart Madness! by Francakes reviews
Tohru and Akito are hanging around bored after school, when SUDDENLY find themselves staring at a shopping cart. Tohru is waving Akito is pushing her around up to the parking structure and what, COPS? Oneshot. No couplings but lots of humor. R%R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Akito S., Tohru H. - Complete
Vending Machine by xXJamie-chanXx reviews
Don't you hate it when the vending machine won't take your bills? Yeah. So does Haru. One-shot. Rated for language.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Spanish Lessons by Sindel reviews
Meta Knight never seems to have good Spanish lessons with Kirby...Humor, one-shot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Furuba Truth or Dare! by Kanomi-Fro reviews
I've kidnapped the Fruits Basket gang, and I'm making them play truth or dare! Tell me what you want, and I and Naked Pink Afro Dude will see that it happens! Sugar, Naked Pink Afro Dude, and total randomness all included!T for language or mature content
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Lessons in Perfection by Orangen reviews
Post Hoenn. After a contest, Harley decides to... teach Haruka a few things. Will she survive the day? Some mild Cookieshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - May/Haruka, Harley - Complete
Bionicle epics, Book Random, Monty Toa by IAMJerry262 reviews
What do you get when you cross Monty Python with a bionicle fan fiction? Read to find out.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Red vs Blue: A Mini Philosophical Discussion by Lt Gravemind reviews
Church and Tucker have a short Why are we here? discussion.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
The Pencil by xXJamie-chanXx reviews
One day, Tohru and Momiji stumble upon a bright, glittery, yellow Mogeta pencil and embark on a schoolwide quest for the true owner. This is Tohru and Momiji. Expect stupidity and exclamation points. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Tohru H., Momiji S. - Complete
Power Overwhelming by SirNotAppearingInThisFilm reviews
What happens ingame when the everfamiliar command is typed... All OCs. Disclaimer: I don't own StarCraft. R&R!
StarCraft - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2007
The Disastrous Adventures of the Student Council! by emichii reviews
What happens when a prince, a destructive outcast, a flirt, a hot-head and an unapologetic troublemaker are the Student Council of the school?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Yuki S., Machi K. - Complete
Overlapping Circles by Streets of Fire reviews
[St, it would be like overlapping circles and we would have no idea.] A cigarette, a bus stop, and a meeting of the minds. Ones shot. T for language.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Arisa U., Rin S. - Complete
Our Little TohruKun is Wasted by RAVENownsALL reviews
Tohru's life isn't getting any easier lately, especially with the three boys driving her slowly into insanity. So what happens when she comes home drunk one day? Not as angstridden as it may sound ratedT cause kyokoi has a foul mouth but its not that bad
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Tohru H., Arisa U. - Complete
That's Destiny for you by Terrichance reviews
While the plot of Voya Nui unravels, Takanuva is left facing the task of guarding Metru Nui. And trouble still abounds...
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Trials by Kibana Mirigeul reviews
Hiro and Kisa. They finally admit their love for one another, but what happens when Akito finds out? BEWARE! FUTURE SECRET OF THE SOHMAS REVEALED.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,990 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Hiro S., Kisa S.
Wonderland by KiKi and Co reviews
Lain returns another two to three years after the meeting on the bridge. Alice recovers her memories of Lain. Kissing, love, yadda yadda.
Serial Experiments Lain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Kaze no Namidawa: The Diary of Isuzu Sohma by The Girly Man reviews
Under Akito's orders, Rin is forced to attend Kaibara High! Oh no! Rin won't have any of this. Rin will get out any way she can... [[COMPLETE!]]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Rin S. - Complete
Clicky Pens and Gum Do NOT Mix Ever! by happykitsuneperson reviews
What happens when Tallest Red and Purple get bored? Probably something like this... R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Red, Purple - Complete
The True Workings Of Kisa Sohma's Mind by Hatori Ichihara reviews
What does our sweet little Kisa really think? She blows up her school and starts killing chareacters with the Garden Rock she married. o.0 Chapter 12 up: Final Mission. that's the last chap people
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kisa S. - Complete
LOST LOVE by Vixen-Hana reviews
A story where all the Sohmas come together to find a lost member, Kisa, and find their selves getting lost in the weirdest places themselves. A KisaxHiro. Kyo has a surprise! Read and review! Rated T for mild language.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kisa S., Hiro S.
The Attack of the Mary Sues by Nezumigirl reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER 3 IS UP NOW! A weird short fanfic about Kyo and Yuki discussing Mary Sues and surfing fanfics together.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Differences by GrayWing reviews
Kagura stops by for a visit with Kyou and company, except, she's acting a little odd. Kyou's thoughts on the change.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Kagura S., Kyo S.
I don't believe this by Kori Tenshi reviews
Invitations, invitations, lack of intelligence. And judging pink bunnies, a Hiro Kisa Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Hiro S., Kisa S. - Complete
Yet Another Day by JadziaKathryn reviews
Not everyone in Starfleet gets an exciting assignment. What's life like on a mundane ship? Now complete!
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
Inner Turmoil by Tisha reviews
Ami is starting to feel jealous of her friends' lives and slips into depression. Can her friends notice the changes in her in time to bring her back?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury - Complete
Jurassic Dream by YarnNerd reviews
This involves Smaug, dinosaurs, bathrooms, and RAPTORFART! BASED ON THE WEIRD DREAM I HAD! Only 1 chapter.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2004
Ooey Gooey Goodness by Pebbled Sky reviews
A missing scene. Saki and Uo share some buddybuddy time to talk about a pressing issue... and eat Yuki's chocolate. [OneShot]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Saki H., Arisa U. - Complete
COM link Conversations by Maaya reviews
Relena overhears a conversation between the gundam pilots during a fight. 1x2, 3x4, RFO. Not to be taken seriously.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2003
The Hideously Insane Fic of Caz by Invader Cazandria reviews
I wrote this in English class for a grade....my class thinks I'm insane....good reason too.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2002
Egg Talk by Pelican reviews
Three Zerg larvae with nothing better to do than make small talk have proven that the Zerg are not a mindless race.
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002
Dream Catcher by BunnyGrrl reviews
What happens when ZIM invades Dib's dreams? Insanity, that's what. YUMMY insanity. Goes good with a nice honey mustard sauce.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2002
A Zergling's Observations by Violetlight reviews
I wrote this as a school project, believe it or not. Zerglings observe an "oddity" of Terran behaviour.
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2001
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Diary of a Khorne Berzerker reviews
An attempt at a diary of a REAL Chaos Marine. First attempt, be gentle. :
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Chaos Space Marines
Feel No Pain? reviews
A short gag on the 40k tabletop rule "Feel No Pain". I'm kinda surprised nobody's made something for this already, truthfully. stars a Plague Marine and an Ultramarine squad.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Chaos Space Marines, Space Marines - Complete
Diary of a Chaos Marine reviews
NOT THE SAME AS Thefallenheart's STORY, OK? This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a Chaos Space Marine, as he meets terrible monsters, fights dangerous foes, and paints his precous tank! Chapter 14 re-uploaded.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines
Transformers Story Test: Introducing the Autobots reviews
Hoist finally arrives at the Autobot base that called for him. When he meets the local Autobots, though... A test-fic, to introduce the Autobots I'll be using in my WFC story. R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Hoist, Trailbreaker - Complete
Reaching for the Sky reviews
Yet another "Space Race" story; but THIS ONE, however, is different! Hope you like it. Russia and America get into an argument, and decide to race for the stars
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - America, Russia
England's Problem reviews
A follow-up fic to my previous story, "China's Problem". England and Sealand are taking a walk together, when all of a sudden...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - England/Britain, Sealand - Complete
China's Problem reviews
Oneshot, humor. China comes to the other nations with a strange problem... Hope you enjoy it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - China - Complete
The SOS Dentists reviews
One-shot, parody. Inspired by a Monty Python Skit. kyon is trying to find a book, but gets caught up in a battle that could change the fate of the SOS brigade...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
Mugi's Day at the Arcade reviews
An extended version of a scene in Episode 14. It's the day at the Arcade...but with a bit more insanity. I OWN NUTHIN! ...but it's a oneshot.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Tsumugi K., Ritsu T. - Complete
The Elite's Tale reviews
Oneshot. Another "slice of life" short, in the Halo universe. A group of Covenant troops are camping on an alien planet. Their leader, an Elite, decides to entertain his companions with a story...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Yui's Squishy Fingers reviews
Oneshot. Bad at summaries. Basically, after months of playing the guitar, Yui finally has... squishy fingers.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Yui H. - Complete
Suppertime in the Pit reviews
"Slice of Life" oneshot, set in the 2005 movie. A look into the daily lives of some of Skull Island's most grotesque, horrifying, and...pleasant inhabitants. Very cliche, but fairly amusing. Review!
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Asuza and the Missing Feet reviews
Crackfic inspired by the K-ON! deserted island special. Ritsu tries to ask Asuza a funny question; her response may surprise some... Rated T for safety. Beware of randomness.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Azusa N. - Complete
WOOF!, said the bacon! reviews
One of the funniest, most random and nonsensical stories ever spawned from my ADHD-ness. Hope you enjoy the insanity!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Mr Fluffles the Extradimensional Doodle
The first episode in my spin-off series, "Invader Dax". In thisstory, after learning about 1920's and 30's silent cartoons, Dax gets the ideato bring a 2-dimensional cartoon character from that era into the real world.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,100 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010