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Joined 03-07-09, id: 1858929, Profile Updated: 12-28-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

i was born and raised Texas, i complain and judge and do a lot of things i ain't proud of. but at least i can admit that and own up to it. this is who i am and you don't have to love it, if you do than good for you, if you do then thank you! i am here for mostly Twilight related stories i'm not going to lie, if you don't like twilight i don't give a rats arse... :)



LIVE IF YOU LIE"~Robin Alison Seilheimer~

"You make me smile like the sun, fall out of bed. sing like a bird, dizy in my head. shine like gold forget hot to breath." ~uncle kracker~

Name: robin alison (you may call me both or just one irdc)

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Favourite Color: lime green, yellow, or bright blue

Motto:i have a lot but this is one that will all ways stick with me: "live so the preacher wont have to lie at your death bed"

Favourite Videogames: the blob, little big planit, sega genis, dead or alive, pac man

Favourite Movies:twilight, mama mia, the Muppet show Christmas, any charllie brown movie and Austin powers

Favourite Books:twilight, hook up or break up, major crush, the boy book, evermore, this is what i did, pretty little liars, ect.

Favourite TV Shows:digrassie, house, law and order svu, grays anatomy, things like that. NEW: glee

Favourite Song From A Movie: defying gravity from wicked (i know its a play not a movie get the f over it.)

Favourite Music From A Videogame: dont play enough videogames to have one...

Favourite Manga: fruit basket

Funniest Moment Playing Videogames: i did one time yell out "whats that white stuff squirting out of the blob" when playing blob with out thinking

Likes: boys, music, books, my friends

Dislikes:people who challenge my authority and people that hurt my friends/ family

Worst Experience Ever:i don't dabble on the little bad things so i'll skip this one

Muse: little kids, my friends and music

--love ya--

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
i'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.... SIDE NOTE: not ok i hate this one... someone tryed to draw a nazi flag on my bind the other day, really not fucking cool dudes.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse... new side note: i actually used to ride but we put her down, still don't assume i have any way!
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. ... s/n: not supper feminist but i do know where they are coming from
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ... s/n: HA!
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Not that theres anything wrong with vampires!!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE... s/n: wtf is that shit?
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
... s/n: dont get me started!
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.... s/n spongbob is so responsible! he has a pet a home and a well paying job! WTF IS THAT SHIT ABOUT?!
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRAILIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

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Roleplay by my1alias reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. A new player joins Edward's D&D group, with sexy results. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fumbling to Happiness by mskathy reviews
ON HIATUS Bella is a single mom whose first grader, Rose, is being picked on by Emmett. When she meets and gets to know Emmett's dad, what she finds surprises her. Will be expanded eventually. AU-H, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
So Called God Among Men by artisticteach reviews
Originally for The Sexy Edward Contest by twilightaddict26 which was my old account -Edward thinks he's God's gift to women and the new girl knocks him off his player pedestal. Slutty and Slightly Dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Warrior by vampgirl18 reviews
Edward is a Greek army commander that has come upon the shores of Troy to fight in the Trojan War. Bella, a Trojan woman of royal descent, is captured and taken back to the Greek camp as a ‘prize’ for Edward. Age Of Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
According To You by FirstLaugh-LastTears reviews
AH AU Bella was dating Jake. But then she found Edward and real love.This is a one-shot when Bella explains to jake why she left him for Edward. Her explanation is based on the song "According To You" by Orianthi. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Staying Edward by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
How did it come to this? - Sequel to 'Making Edward' - The author has now stopped being such a moron, and is continuing this story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Like It Loud by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
A night out and one song can change everything. ExB All Human. Now a series of random lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mutual Assent by cdunbar reviews
Short, fluffy ExB one-shot. Nothing more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lock In by edwardemmetjasper-love reviews
Bella has never experienced a lock in, Edward has, what will happen in this giant school. A lock in is where someone breaks into the school, you have to get locked into the class rooms. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Are Worse Things I Could Do by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Bella.Cullen1987 reviews
FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST! What starts out as a simple lesson... becomes something else. LEMON! DUH! Piano Teacher Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot for Teacher by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
I'll show them. That's what was on my mind when I got my high school reunion invitation. #4 for jayeliwood's contest :D Teacher Edward AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picture Perfect by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
My third entry for Jayeliwood's contest! Photographer Edward. What happens when Edward enters a contest of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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concrete angle reviews
this is an all human jasper/alice story. alice is a child in the 3rd grade who is beaten dayly by her mother. Jasper in in her grade, him and her teacher try to help but can they save her? find out. rate t for child abuse. song fic, concrete angle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
she is so beautiful reviews
bella loves edward the day bella is telling edward how she feels she trips... but this is not just a trip its a big one. could edward just have lost the one he never knew he loved, will bella ever get to tell edward how she truly feels? find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Loved Her First reviews
my first fanfic, edward and bella's wedding day, charlie sings, lots of fluff, please read! i swear its good! based of a song but its not a song fic FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF!and more fluffy fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete