ExistentialistAtBest
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Joined 03-07-09, id: 1859059, Profile Updated: 04-02-14
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Name: Christian, but all of my friends call me Chris, or Christy, or something other than Christian...

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Birthday: April 22

Location: Some God-forsaken Town, Tennessee

Ethnicity: Irish-American and Chickasaw Indian. No, I do not live on a reservation. And no, I do not look like Pocahontas. Quite the opposite actually.

Label: I don't like labels, but I'm kind of a loner. I don't like the people who are around me, so I just kind of keep my mouth shut. I am that girl who sits at that one table by herself reading her book and does word searches. I am Outcast, as Laurie Halse Anderson would put it.

OCDs: I'm a perfectionist. My Art teacher had to sneak my drawing into the Art Show, because I refused to put it in there due to the fact that I thought that the shading was a little off and I had to start all over again. But, she got it just in time, and I won a ribbon. I still think the shading was off though...

Favorite Kind of Food: Chinese Take-Out

Friends: I just moved, so I don't have many, but the very few I have are awesome. Alyssa (a freaking genius when it comes to art), Ariel (extremely candid), Shannah (The Prep), and Nichole (who just doesn't fit in anywhere). Lots of my friends will end up in my stories, because they will hate me forever if they don't.

Boyfriend: Ha! Me?

Mythical Creature: Human (yes, they are mythical...and almost extinct, so don't flame me or I might go away...)

Favorite Books/Manga: Mortal Instruments series, Infernal Devices series, Twilight series, Vampire Academy series, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, Joy in the Morning, Girl v. Boy, My Life as a Rhombus, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac, Desperaux, A Light in the Attic, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Host, Holes, Inuyasha, Beauty Pop, Skip Beat!, Ouran High School Host Club, Mamotte Lollipop, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Lament, Ballad, Shiver, Petals in the Wind, The Naming, The Riddle, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, A Mango-Shaped Space, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Paper Towns, and tons of others that I cannot think of right now.

Favorite Movies/Anime: Pride and Prejudice, Tears of the Sun, Hudson Hawk, Wild Hogs, Man on Fire, Gladiator, Nacho Libre, Napoleon Dynamite, Devil Wearas Prada, Interview with a Vampire, Ghost Rider, Christmas Vacation, The Prestige, Cloverfileld, 10,000 BC, I Am Legend, Miss Congeniality, Bring It On, Joe Somebody, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Bourne Identity, Hancock, Taladegga Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Inuasha, A:TLA, Ouran High School Host Club, Moulin Rouge, The Grudge, Juan 2, and tons more that I can't think about right now.

Favorite Pairings: I love OCs. For a lot of categories. Twilight: Alec/OC or Imprint OC/Wolf Pack mostly. Ouran: Hikaru/OC, Kaoru/OC, Mitsukini/OC, Mori/OC, Tamaki/Haruhi. Inuyasha: Kagome/Inuyasha, Kagome/Sesshomaru. And then there's always the random girl that appears in the Outsiders fanfictions. Those are the best. Oh! And VAMPIRE DIARIES! The Original Pairings are the best! Klaus and Elijah are just so sexy...but I like Damon/Elena as well.

Okay, here's the thing: I am not a regular updater. If I say that I'm going to update next week, that's probably not true. I am the Queen of Procrastination. I truly am. I do projects, papers, homework, and essays the night before it's due. Plus, I'm in college. So, yeah. It's like, double time for me. So, I'm just warning you in advance. I'm not proud of it, just to let you know. I get severely motivated whenever you guys PM me or give me a severe kick in the butt. That really helps. So if you want to see a story updated, just give me a holler, and I'll do my best to get off my lazy butt and get typing.

My Stories:

Dreams Run Like Sand: It used to be a Bella and Edward fanfiction, but I've recently come to hate it because of that. Well, I've come to just not like Bella in general, more than I don't like Edward actually. And lately, I've become obssessed with imprint stories and The Pack. So, I switched the couple to my own original character and Paul. Same concept, but completely different characters and people. I hope that those of you that read the original story still stick around for it.

Hurt Makes Me Happy: My only Ouran fic, and not a very good one at that. But still, it's okay.

So yeah, that's me. If you've read this far, then PM me whenever you want if you just want somebody to talk to, because God knows I have no life :)

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Remnant by Ennya reviews
For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,415 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Joker, OC, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
Enigma by 1066AndAllThat reviews
Every man has secrets...and Severus Snape has two that he will do anything to protect. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., OC
She Rises by Paradisical815 reviews
Gotham didn't go down without a fight; a rebellion is quashed before it could really begin and Bane takes the young leader captive as punishment and to warn those who would follow in her footsteps. But some battles must be lost before they can truly be won and the road to destiny can be as twisted as the path to redemption. Bane/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,196 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bane
The Family Business by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
I play the violin when I'm thinking. Sometimes I don't talk for days on end. I have a teenage daughter. Would that bother you? Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 139,239 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC - Complete
Roses and Rainstorms by SpiritedChild reviews
Story currently on hold until my hiatus ends itself. Stupid writer's block...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,277 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Kyōya O.
All Thanks To Red Hue by ToxicSniper210 reviews
Red Hue: where we bring color into your love life. Or at least that's what the commercial said. Hikaru knows that he can't have Haruhi, so he gives the website a shot. He meets a woman by the name of Ripley Barrett, who he starts to form a connection with. But when he actually meets her, she's not what he was expecting. Hikaru/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 178,583 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hikaru H., OC
The Literature Juxtaposition by jedimasterathena reviews
Never before has Sheldon been so easily bested. And by a literary theorist no less. But, everyone has dreams and everyone needs someone to love. Even Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,978 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sheldon C.
Dealing With The Kangaroo by mellyb6 reviews
Bella and Jacob are getting married and happy together until thet receive a phone that will change their life for now on. Features insights in their newlyweds' life, road trips, pack life, college memories, jealousy, vampires...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 277,361 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Children Can Be Cruel by MPettigrew reviews
The Curtis family through the eyes of a much younger sister, who, though not a member of the gang, grows up in a gang filled neighbourhood and struggles as she becomes labeled a “Greaser”.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,501 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2007
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Dreams Run Like Sand reviews
Aubrey Jackson. Blonde hair, brown eyes. 5'2". Likes all music, line dancing, rain, and sweet tea. Hates alcohol, blood, hypocrites, and Paul Carryes. Things aren't easy when you're a white girl living on a reservation. Plus, she's hiding a huge secret...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Paul
Hurt Makes Me Happy reviews
She had lived this moment. And she should've known this would happen. He wouldn't come...and why should he? After all, she hadn't learned her lesson.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete