Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Harry Potter.
Hey guys! If you're reading this, you're probably either wondering about me simply because you read a fic of mine and you liked it, or you're wondering where the hell I am! I know it sucks to read a story that the author seems to have given up and I can't apologize enough for disappearing as often as I do, but I can't change who I am, and who I am is crazy busy. If you're looking for a good story, head over to Tangle11, my baby bro, who is writing an awesome HP fic that I am betaing.
It's you and me versus the world. We attack at dawn.
You say I'm not cool. Cool means cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I know I'm hot but thanks anyway!
I called your boyfriend gay. He hit me with his purse.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
Strangers stab you in the front; friends stab you in the back; boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends stab each other with straws.
Santa: What do you want for Christmas little girl? Little Girl: I want a new best friend! Santa: What about your old best friend? Little Girl: I heard they have recycling on Fridays?
Person One: Voldemort has an office? I figured he'd have more of a cave like room for him self.
Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all it's pupils.
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like Grandma. Not screaming like the guy in the passengers seat.
Even if you choose the lesser of two evils, you're STILL choosing evil!
Man 1: Who are you and how did you get here? Man 2: I'm a locksmith and . . . I'm a locksmith. . . .
Don't mess with me. I've got a stick
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends!
I used to have super powers too, but then my therapist took them away.
Therapist= The/rapist! Scary thought!
Very funny Scotty, now beam down ma clothes!
When life gives you lemons, just throw them back! Because really, who likes lemons?
Your weirdness? Yeah it's creeping out my imaginary friend.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
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29 reasons why Ladies are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first