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Joined 03-07-09, id: 1859718, Profile Updated: 02-04-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Kuroshitsuji.

I love to read and create stories. Fanfiction allows me to vent some needed writing needed to be done on series that I love.

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Chocolate Covered Cherries by The Fan Fic Reaper reviews
When Gaara comes to Konoha for the Chunin Exams as the Kazekage, Lee is assigned to protect him. But he can't really do his job well if the Kazekage pins him to the ground. GaaXLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Please Brother by Tsyilna Llyria reviews
If there was ever one thing you could say about Alfonse Elric it was that he knew how to get what he wanted, his brother was no exception to that. But what does a adorable litter of kittens have to do with anything?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Five Stages of Grief by rpmuleftw reviews
Gaara recovers from a tragedy. LeexGaara/GaaraxLee. AU. Rated for mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Seeking: Draco Malfoy by Ashii Black reviews
Harry knows Draco wants him, but is too nervous to do anything about it. He decides to place a wanted ad to lure him in. HP/DM slash. Please heed the warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How To Cure Boredom by unfictional reviews
Draco is bored and Harry has got an idea about what they could do about it. Involves cocoa, oatmeal and white underwear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shards of Me by Ashii Black reviews
After the war, Harry gets a bit unstable and, through his dreams, falls for a dead man. HP/SS slash. Angst, graphic images, cutting, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Let Me Thank You by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Slash; Boone/Toby Turner aka Tobuscus. Boone comes out of Fallout in order to thank Toby for helping him avenge his dead wife.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Hunger by mm-chan reviews
Gaara has enough problems without Naruto's continuous attempts to make friends. The demon shadowing his life is his brother and he cannot see an escape of it. But Kankuro, too, has his own demons to deal with. KankuGaa, GaaNaru, AU, yaoi, INCEST, NON-CON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 129,659 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
How orphan boys play by MangaMistress reviews
Was going to be sqequel to 'Yummy Tummy' but decided to try something different. NarutoXGaaraXSai Warning: Shota action, pedeophilia in later chapeters Childhood trauma and angst but some very sweet moments between the boys Summary inside. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,850 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
72 Hours of Torture by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasureable torture. Yaoi SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Would You Please Save Me? by sweet-and-simple reviews
Lee's past wasn't as simple as we were led to believe. The night Lee wishes to give himself to Gaara, the redhead learns as much. Will he keep Lee to him, or let him get away? Note: rape, but a happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Eternal by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Back when Deidara first joins the Akatsuki, our little blonde is having trouble adjusting to his new life and his new partner. With an apathetic Sasori leaving him in tears, will Deidara ever be able to adjust? SasoDei, DeiSaso yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Homecoming - SasoDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Sasori gets sent on a solo mission and comes home in an awful mood only to find something incredibly sexy waiting for him. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Why Do I Love Him by xotakux2002x reviews
konan asks an interesting question.to answer her, deidara recalls his and sasori's history in hopes of finding the reason why. sasodei yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
It's Not Love by xotakux2002x reviews
sasori's called the Red Demon for a good reason. yet deidara insists on challenging the redhead's power. war naturally ensues. sasodei, yaoi, series, a little kisaita too!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Poison by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara's life is toxic, slowly killing him from the inside out. how long before the blonde tries to finish the process? sasodei dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Puppets Don't by xotakux2002x reviews
sasori is the master, and deidara is the puppet in their relationship. that's how it has to be, in deidara's mind. sasodei yaoi, dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Just Keep Quiet by xotakux2002x reviews
darker kakuhidan. nothing can make a person shut up quite like being called a freak. what happens when hidan lets the words get to him, and withdraws from everyone, even his partner? fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
SasoDei: The Sadist's Love by deideiblueeyez reviews
Deidara the victim, Sasori the master with his twisted sense of love and ideas of how to bend his partner's will to submit. Lemon, yep. My first yaoi pairing ever, so review if you like this stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Why did you kiss me? by MangaMistress reviews
Sequel to 'Why can't I kill him' Full of dry humping goodness. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
I dreamt about you by Mako75 reviews
KibaxNeji YAOI Kiba and Neji are alone at night in a forest, on their way home from a mission together. Kiba is having trouble keeping his hands of the Hyuuga as it is, but what will happen when Neji start to have certain... dreams? ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Kiba I., Neji H.
Why can't I kill him? by MangaMistress reviews
Gaara returns to the hospital room to finish off hte job of demolishing a certain green ninja. But, for some reason, he hesitiates. Fluff GaaraXlee Rated M because i feel it would get more attention that way lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Itadakimasu by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
SasoDei yaoi. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot. shonenai, shonen ai blah blah blah.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Uke Kazegage by MangaMistress reviews
From the title you can easily guess that Lee will have a good chance of being the semi in this fic. Enjoy the ever so lovely smut. Read an Review please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Knots by Senri reviews
If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Gaara Knows by Songstone reviews
Gaara knows that he is killing Lee. He knows that everyday, Lee's will to live dwindles and starts to fade away slowly. And he knows that it's his fault. LeeGaa deathfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The College Porno by NiiSiiChiiChan reviews
It's Gaara's first year in college, and he's hating it. But for Lee, it's his second, and his troubles are just beginning. [Mega Yaoi. Super lemon, GaaLee, SasuNaru, GaaNaru, NejiLee, LeeNaru, and others. AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Gaara, Lee R.
Leatherpants by Mako75 reviews
Kiba's standing in the mens room at a bar in Konoha. He looks at himself in the mirror. He looks hot! Everybody has told him so! Everybody but the one who acctually matters! WARNING: YAOI LEMON! KankuroxKiba Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Devil in the Sand by goddess of all things yaoi reviews
After their battle against Kimimaro, Lee and Gaara make a little mistake that will change the rest of their lives. Rated M because little kids shouldn't be reading this. yaoi, mpreg, kidnap, misconceptions, etc... GaaraXLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
terracotta by itsspelledgrammar reviews
Gaara's never been allowed to touch. Somewhat creepy, one-sided GaaLee; now with added weird.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2004
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Moments Like These reviews
Allurement from a sleeping Ceil lures Sebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
One Touch reviews
A suspicious masked character stalks Kurama through the deserted corridors of the stadium. What does he have planned for the unknowing Kurama? R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Karasu, Kurama M. - Complete
The Wrong Time reviews
Deidara is depressed by the loss of his lover, Sasori. Tobi's buried feelings emerge and tries to console him...intimately. Rated M, Angst, Reference to character death, yaoi, TobixDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sasori's Kind Of Love reviews
Sasori's new partner is getting on his nerves. He decides to teach him a important lesson.... SasoDei...bondage...rough yaoi...angsty?...please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Get A Job reviews
What happens when Pein tells the Akatsuki to get jobs? What kind of 'adventures' will they embark? -Contains Yaoi- Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Akatsuki
Itachi's Precious Person reviews
Itachi's memories...and what he does for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete