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Author has written 8 stories for Eragon, Twilight, House, M.D., and Inheritance Cycle.
These Stories WILL STILL BE UPDATED REGULARLY: Please read and try to understand why Arya8996, Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose, and PromiseMeTomorrow haven’t been updating: Hi! How are you guys? No, this isn’t Arya, this is her twin sister Violet (or otherwise known as Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose and Promise (otherwise known as PromiseMeTomorrow). The sole reason we’re on Arya’s account is that we have some very upsetting news. It’s a very long story but we’re gonna trim it down to size for you. Arya has been very depressed lately and it has been getting worse. It recently has been discovered that she has been cutting herself. How do I know this? No, she didn’t tell us or give us any reason to think she was even more depressed then Violet (Fate)’s been. Umm… this is a very touchy subject for the three of us: Arya, Promise, and myself… we’ll just get to the point. On Monday, March 1st, 2010 Aryannah Legacy, Violet’s sister and Promise’s best friend, attempted suicide. We found her in the very back room of our house. Somehow she had gotten a whole of Violet’s painkillers (She’s a victim of Chronic Pain) and downed the what Violet had left in the bottle. Seventeen pills. When we got to her she was barely breathing and had left us a note. Please understand why we won’t tell you what she wrote, that is for our eyes only. She was released from the hospital yesterday and is now in Sagamore Children's Psychiatric Center. For this reason her stories will from here on be postponed. They’re on Hiatus. Hope’s Promise is also on hold because we refuse to continue without Arya. I and Promise will still be on and will be updating shortly. Don’t think of us as heartless for continuing our stories. The only reason we are doin so is for theses reasons. 1) Arya made us promise we would continue our stories. 2) It helps take our mind off reality. We want to lose ourselves in our own make believe worlds. To make this clear the following stories from all three of us will be postponed, if yours is not listed then hopefully it will be updated shortly. Hope’s Promise (All three versions.)
These Stories WILL STILL BE UPDATED REGULARLY:
Please read and try to understand why Arya8996, Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose, and PromiseMeTomorrow haven’t been updating:
Hi! How are you guys? No, this isn’t Arya, this is her twin sister Violet (or otherwise known as Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose and Promise (otherwise known as PromiseMeTomorrow). The sole reason we’re on Arya’s account is that we have some very upsetting news. It’s a very long story but we’re gonna trim it down to size for you.
Arya has been very depressed lately and it has been getting worse. It recently has been discovered that she has been cutting herself. How do I know this? No, she didn’t tell us or give us any reason to think she was even more depressed then Violet (Fate)’s been. Umm… this is a very touchy subject for the three of us: Arya, Promise, and myself… we’ll just get to the point.
On Monday, March 1st, 2010 Aryannah Legacy, Violet’s sister and Promise’s best friend, attempted suicide. We found her in the very back room of our house. Somehow she had gotten a whole of Violet’s painkillers (She’s a victim of Chronic Pain) and downed the what Violet had left in the bottle. Seventeen pills. When we got to her she was barely breathing and had left us a note. Please understand why we won’t tell you what she wrote, that is for our eyes only.
She was released from the hospital yesterday and is now in Sagamore Children's Psychiatric Center.
For this reason her stories will from here on be postponed. They’re on Hiatus.
Hope’s Promise is also on hold because we refuse to continue without Arya. I and Promise will still be on and will be updating shortly. Don’t think of us as heartless for continuing our stories. The only reason we are doin so is for theses reasons.
1) Arya made us promise we would continue our stories.
2) It helps take our mind off reality. We want to lose ourselves in our own make believe worlds.
To make this clear the following stories from all three of us will be postponed, if yours is not listed then hopefully it will be updated shortly.
Hope’s Promise (All three versions.)
These stories are now on Hiatus:
Always Have, Always Will
Game Of Desire
One Promise To Keep (This is Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose’s story but Arya was helping and she doesn’t feel right writing it without her.)
I Wish You Knew
Accidental Miracles (Again written by both Violet and Arya)
Six Feet Deep In Fidelity
Make a Wish
Never is Forever
Dana and/or Tori, sorry we haven’t kept in touch. A lot has happened. We miss you and hope you are safe.
We are terribly sorry if this is an inconvenience to anyone and I hope you understand. Good luck to all of you and may the stars watch over you and good fortune rule over you and all whom you may love.
-Violet (Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose) and Promise (PromiseMeTomorrow)
Note for Forever and Forever Heart: I've gotten 8 votes in the past 3 hours for # 1. You guys are awesome. Thanks for the reviews with your vote and the poll voting. You guys are awesome!
Hey guys. My sis, a friend and I have an awesome idea. My sis was given a challange that she couldn't figure out how to write. The challange was this: Write a story where House has a daughter and the both of them have cancer. Well, our best friend wrote an awesome story for it. And with a bit of convincing she has joined Fanfiction and will soon be publishing.
The thing is, we want as many people as possible to be able to read it. Her story is going to be called Hope's Promise. Her story is a huddy. Now, since we want a lot of people to be able to read it, the three of us are going to be rewriting it in two other different fandoms as well. Our friends name is Promise and her penname is PromiseMeTomorrow. Now, Promise is going to be writing it in the Huddy Fandom. My sister, Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose, is going to be writing it in her favorit fandom, Hilson. And I will be writing it in Hameron, considering I'm the only one who can somewhat stand it.
As soon as Promise publishes it you will see my sis and i soon publish right after her. Promise wrote an awesome summary of it on her profile. So if you want to see it, go to: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2244346/PromiseMeTomorrow. Now remember, if you don't like Huddy you could always read mine or Fate's version of it.
Another thing is that we're going to be letting people be in the story. If you want to be in it, all you have to do is:
If you want to be one of the character's please e-mail me or Private Message me.
You have five choices of character. The first is a child patient (Age 4-14), or otherwise one of House's and/or Hope's friends. If you choose this you will have to include what type of cancer you want to have (in the story), how old are you (in the story), how long have you had cancer, how long you've known Hope and/or House, who's friend you want to be, and a description of yourself. You will also have to include the fact of white kind of Cancer, meaning, do you have active, remission, or terminal cancer.
If you choose an Adult Cancer patient (Considered over the age of 18) or a Teen Cancer Patient (age 15-18) the same must be included.
The next choice of character is a Doctor/nurse/receptionest (anyone who works in SACRH), you have to include a description of yourself, what your profession is (If Oncologist what kind?), how old are you, and how long you have worked here, along with how well and if you know House and/or Hope.
The last category is a friend or family of House and/or Hope (That is not a cancer patient). If you choose the last I need what you look like, your profession, age, how and how long you've known House and/or Hope.
For more information about the Hope's Promise story reed the below summary, if you have any more questions and/or comments do not hesitate to contct me. Believe me, it is absolutely no problem to enter you as a character in this story. It actual helps me. Please, do not hesitate.
Alright, That's all on Hope's Promise. They will all be published under the same name. If you want my sis's version of the story here's her url: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2145427/Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose
My name is Aryannah Oliveah Piper Marieah Rose Legacy. I'm a multi shipper for House. I started as a huddy fan, then got hooked on hamber, next hilson (thanks to my sis), and then HousexChase, lastly HousexThirteen and Hamber. There is one major difference between my sister(Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose)) and I, I'm strait, she's gay. Otherwise we're pretty much the same.
I was Born in Ireland, but my parents moved when i was 3 to Uk or Great Britain. My parents were killed in a fire set by an arssonist when i was 6. I spent 4 years in an orphanage. I have a twin sister name Aryannah Legacy. I was adopted along with my sister when we were 10. Recently, my new parents and i got into a car accident i was hospitalized for a couple of months, my parents didn't make it and me and my sister got sent to Lee's little Angel's Orphanage. That's why i havn't been updating lately. So, I'm adopted...pity me if you want but if i was still in the UK than you wouldn't have any of my stories. So there think about that. Good news, Me and my sissy have been adopted by a couple in Ny. I will stay on as a author. Hooray.
I'm now 15 and lovin it.
That's my life story...
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
--I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
I'm insane...yeah pretty much. if you are too copy and paste
I'm a straight A student. I have Auburn hair ( incase you don't know Auburn is like a red with freckles of brown and different shades), emerald green eyes, I'm half albinoe, half Irish. I'm extremely pale and thin ( i weigh 66 pounds), I'm always blushing and i have freckles splattered across my cheeks and nose. I'm "5'9" very tall for my age. I basically have no life. I'm hoping to get a scholarship for college. I have a savings account to get into Med school. I want to be a diagnostition. You know like House! LOL! If you havn't watched House you need to! It's on fox on most days around 7 or 8 oclock. I'm a BIG Huddy fan. I'm also a hilson fan and sadly i have fallen victom to Hameron now. Another great show is Mental. Dr. Gallager is H-O-T!
Tori-is-my-alter-ego17 and I have no lives we started a club. If you have no life and you wanna join pm me.
My favorite Twilight charactor is Alice.
Favorite House Charactor is Lisa Cuddy
Favorite Eragon charactor is Arya.
Notice my name sounds like a longer version of Arya.
I'm addicted to fanfiction if you are to copy and paste this in your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No. This is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, i am scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Can you slow down now?
Guy: First give me a big hug.
She hugs him tightly.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off me and put it on you? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next morning, a motorcycle accident occurred because of break failure. Two people, and only one survived. The truth was, halfway down the road, the guy knew the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then she had him put on his helmet so she could live, even if he didn't.
He gave her 12 roses, eleven were real, and one was fake. The he told her, "I'll love you until the last rose dies."
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite insted
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid,
MomTell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.I
wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.
If every time you see a Volvo you sqeal and start jumping up and down copy and paste this in your profile.
If your insane like me copy and paste this in your profile.
80 percent of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 20 percent who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile.
If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.
People tell me i'm on crack, i tell them to shut up or i'm going back to Hogwarts.
If you come up with some strange lines that make your friends laugh (or stare at you, causing an awkward silence) paste this into your profile.
If you ever feel the need to kick your feet up on the desk and rest your hands behind your head in class, paste this into your profile. (doin it right now!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been Pinned
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dr. Gregory House: No.
Dr. Cuddy: Do you like me?
Dr. House: Not really.
Cuddy: Do you want me?
Cuddy: Would you cry if I left?
Cuddy: Would you live for me?
Cuddy: Would you do anything for me?
Cuddy: Choose--me or ur life
House: My life...
Cuddy runs away in shock and pain and House runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
If you think that is cute and sweet and you want to see that on an episode of House then copy and paste that into your profile!
The man who says that he doesn't deserve you...is the man who deserves you the most
A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walk out & she's the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time she doesn't care
Sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down
Of course I want my happy ending but instead of a knight on a white horse, I would go with a vampire in a shiny silver volvo
Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you...
She's my bestfriend break her heard and I'll break you face
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away
Good luck finding bestfriends I've already got the good ones!
Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone
A friend would lend their umbrella in the rain but a best friend would take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"
I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS
Love your enemies it pisses them off!
If you get ticked off because they show some love between your most favorited and hated character, post this in your profile.
If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika,no tears left to cry, Arya8996
Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!
REMEMBER WHEN ..
If you HATE Gaara's father, Copy and Paste this on your profile
If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile
A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Therapist = the / rapist... scary thought
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~TonyV.
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
.:I walk in the rain because I don't care if I get wet:.
.:I wear hand-me-downs because there are more important things in life than mobbing malls for new clothes:.
.:I'm quiet in school because everyone's to much of a stereotype to listen to what I have to say:.
.:I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds:.
.:I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination."
Ten things to see before you die
1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.
2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.
3. Homer say something intelligent.
4. Taxes disappear.
5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.
6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.
7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.
8. Wrestling people forget their moves.
9. The coyote catch the road runner.
10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile
If you strongly believe that you are going to Hogwarts, just your letter is a bit delayed, paste this in your profile
If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile
If people question your sanity daily, copy and paste this into your profile
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
If you could read that put it in your profile
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself, put this in your profile
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this into your profile
REMEMBER WHEN ..
If you think Miley Cirus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile
If you hate rap, copy this into your profile
If you hate hip hop, copy this into your profile
If you think that girls are BETTER than boys, copy and paste this on your profile
If you jump up and down on the elevator, copy and paste this to your profile (were you supposed to jump on the elevator?)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile
If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have OCHPD (Obsessive Compulsive Harry Potter Disorder) copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's character, Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is when your friend says OMC! excessively, just because with no reason. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
"When life gives you lemons, write a fanfiction about them!" -Cuchilla and Delora
"More cowbell!" -That SNL skit
"If you're happy and you know it crap you hands!" -Cuchilla
"You know, the first time I realized I liked you was when you came up to me and said, 'I know this may sound weid, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired.'" -Pam to Jim from The Office
"And when I think that you couldn't get any stupider... you go and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry to Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd goes and trades their truck for a little motor bike.
"I'm not obsessed with Harry Potter, I'm possessed by Harry Potter." -Cuchilla when Estaban was questioning her sanity in relation to HP
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." -George Gobel
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." -someone genius
"Violence is golden."-Cuchilla
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." -someone
"Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" -someone
"When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!" -someone
"People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -someone
"When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing." -someone a lot like us
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." -someone
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." -someone
"When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!" -someone
"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers." -someone
"Life is empty and so is the fridge." -someone
"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh." -someone
"I've never seen someone so prone to life-threatning idiocy-" Alice Cullen
"Caitlyn, stop being so loud with Twilight!" -Us, and inside joke.
"They're back!"-That girl from Polterguist, and Delora all the time
"Sarah Palin wants to shoot Jacob Black." -Delora
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me." -someone
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Your choice." -someone
"I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower." -someone
6 things i learned from the sight and fell
1) Larka pwns!
3)Morgra needs a friend... and a psychiatrist.
4) Fell acts emo.
5) Slavka needs to be slapped.
6) Be carefull around crazy relatives, they might try to conquer the world.
If you think Wilson from
You know you're obsessed with The Sight when...
you call your sister a Sikla
This is from Wolfgirlforeverandnow who got it from an Rpg site.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over
IF you dont do it right, i will have to kill you~ sesshomaru
Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
i say this every night:
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Silence, I'll kill you!
-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. vampires!
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
I HATE Jacob black!!
DO THESE RELATE TO YOU??
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder
WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
JNJOCNRP is Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes
YKTCARSYou Know that The Cullens are Real Syndrom
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb,(JACOB) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're also team Jane (because we all have a sadistic side!), copy and paste this to your profile.
I promise to remember Bella
Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires, and he knew it wasn't right, but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.
Copy and paste this in your profile if you would gladly drive to Forks, kidnap Jacob Black, and slap him with a rubber chicken until he admitted that Bella and Edward belong together,and that you are the awesomest person ever
Edward Cullen killed Bambi's mom.
I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- OH Right...
So let me get this straight. FORKS is a real town but EDWARD CULLEN is a fictional character. Why can't it be the other way around??
Whenever I get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for jasper.
Do that again and ill give you a paper cut in front of Jasper
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!!
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"It's not me! It's the drugs!"
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to end, it's about learning to dance in the rain
House is awesome copy and paste into profile.
If your a danger magnet like Arya and me (means when your in trouble 9 times out of ten it's not your fault) copy and paste in profile
If your a trouble or mischief magnet like Eragon, Brom (Ery), and i (means when in trouble 9x out of 10 it is your fault) copy and paste in profile
If you think i'm insane copy and paste into profile.
If your so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile.
Thanks for reading my profile. Check out my stories or pm me. You may know my sister Violet (aka: Fate-Means-Screwed-On-Purpose) she's awesome and super supportive. Some of my friends are Tori-is-my-alter-ego17 and ummm...ohhh curse my evil memory. Oriana de la rose...and a bunch of other people. You no who you are! Anyways
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