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Name: Er Michelle
Answer the question: Um 15
Things about you: well i'm funny i like sweets, i like funny, i'mshy when i'm aornd some people but talkitive around othere, creative, along other things, i'm sarcastic doesn't matter if i'm being shy at the time or not. I hate annoying people, and people who brags a lot. i also hate being told the same thing over and over again
Black Blood Brothers
Ouran host club
Jade of Bango
and the lest goes on
Naruto and Hinata(those two definitely)
Sakura and sasuke
Shikamaru and Ino or Temarai
Choji and Ino
Inuyasha and Kagome(Of course)
Miroku and Sango(Duh)
I'm a Rukai and Ichigo fan
Favorit books: well twilight, the keys to the kingdom series, the on the run series, chasing Vermeer, the wright 3, this one book about a two ghost living i a house trying to find their parents when a family move in and their son could see the ghost, and some others.
Favorit music:well I like Evanescence, escape the fate, boa, Nana mizuki, paramore, Avril, and some others also the Material( check them out) the birthday massacre.
Hair color: Black but some time look like a milky brown (might dye it that color or at least streak it that color)
Eye color: Dark Brown but in the light it's turns light brown
Where do you live: er I'm sorry but i can not tell you that.
Why are we asking you all these question: Because I'm totally awesome
16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
Allow me to introduce my selves
You!... Off my planet!
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Well, aren't we just a ray of frigging sunshine
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
Back off! You're standing in my aura.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
Before you insult someone walk a mile in there shoes. that way when you insult them you will be a mile away and have there shoes
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
I’m Not a Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Suport publik edekasion E.g., support public education
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses’!
You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted and Used Against You
You’re Just Jealous Because the Voices Only Speak to Me
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."
"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."
"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."
"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."
"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"
"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."
"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"
"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."
"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love...it never seems to last
Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!
Life's tough, get a helmet!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."
How Many Roads Must a Man Travel down before He Admits He is Lost?
You say psycho like it's a bad thing
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
"I'm going to live life or die trying"
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."
"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time"
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
If you die, I'll kill you!"
Live Dangerous . . . Run With Scissors