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Joined 03-08-09, id: 1860165, Profile Updated: 02-26-16
Author has written 5 stories for Animorphs, House, M.D., Resident Evil, and Twilight.

Holy crap, I cannot believe the sheer volume of cancerous copypastes that I added to this profile. I am absolutely ashamed of myself.

I'm still keeping this though (sue me):


I sued Tony Branston
'Cause he said that me and my friends
Were part of a circlejerk!

I sued Virtuous Wanderer
‘Cause he called me a n00b
And I got mad!

Huh, I sued Ho of Night
'Cause I read The Naughty Prophecy
And it made my eyes bleed!

I sued Mangogirl
'Cause I read The Final Encounter
And it made my eyes bleed even more!

I sued DGM3 'Cause I tried to read Pancake Ed
And my head exploded!

Ugh, I sued the ToS
'Cause I think that some of their rules
Are way out of whack!

I sued Moosie49, yo
'Cause I read Emmett’s Entertainment
And I nearly laughed to death!

I sued Jameima Blonde
'Cause I read Gabby Fateria
And it freaked me out!

Yeah!!

If you don’t update at all
If you make me so angry I fall

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
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Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!!

I sued MeggieandResa
‘Cause when I read Graystripe got Owned
It really pissed me off!

I sued Seddiefan930
'Cause I read The Invasion
And it was a load of crap!

I sued Cool96
'Cause his grammar’s so bad
That it’s unreal!

I sued the Shit List
'Cause it’s an insult to Warriors
And the admin is a jerk!

I sued flamers
'Cause they wouldn’t know a good fic
If it punched them right in the nose!

I sued Fart Butt Fart
'Cause you know, I think his PenName
Creeps me out!

I sued Poisoned Romance
'Cause she's finally written stories
But her butt is probably fat!

I sued Coonass
Aw, do I even need a reason?
Ugh!

If I jam my finger
While I'm reviewing your fic

If you send me a PM
That makes me sound like a prick

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
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Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
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I'll sue ya!
If you flame my story
I'll sue ya!
If you take my ideas and don’t give me the glory

I'll sue ya!
If you flame my story
I'll sue ya!
If you take my ideas and don’t give me the glory

I'll sue ya!
If you flame my story
I'll sue ya!
If you take my ideas and don’t give me the glory

I'll sue ya!
If you flame my story
I'll sue ya!
If you take my ideas and don’t give me the glory

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?

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Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!

Ugh!


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Flowers For My Valentine: A Pewdiecry fanfic by Pewdiecry reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Pewdie finally musters up the courage to ask Cry a very important question. A short, little fic I wrote in celebration of Valentine's Day! This was requested by OrangeRook, and a very good request this was c: Enjoy!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
Vengeance by Natureboy3 reviews
Hollyleaf is back, and she's not the same cat she once was. She's out for blood, out for revenge, and those who she deems responsible will suffer horribly.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hollyleaf
Animorphs 55: The Last by Gryphon124 reviews
Takes place after book 54. The Crayak cheated and the cosmic game is not yet over, but it is coming to its end and The Animorphs must finish it, with Rachel as a guide. Narrated by Tobias. R&R! Chapter 13 is Up!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,154 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Tobias, Rachel
The Sentinel by Natureboy3 reviews
Everything made sense now. There was no StarClan, no dark forest, just this place. And she was to be Sentinel. One-shot.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Leafpool, Jayfeather - Complete
The Andalite Curse by CharmedMilliE- Karry Master reviews
Marco's acting weird and Ax's the only one who knew the reason why.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Marco Hates the Banjo and Then Some reviews
Marco's dad brings home a banjo. What kind of terror could this bring? Random idea. ThreeShot when I post the third chapter. R&R please!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Marco
Mind Games reviews
Leon S. Kennedy moves to the medium-sized town of Pineridge after taking leave from his job as a U.S government agent. However, the townsfolk don't exactly live up to the area's peaceful reputation. After befriending a local police officer and reuniting with Ashley Graham, the three must face unspeakable horrors—and each other—if they hope to escape with their lives.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
A Joining of Covens reviews
While feeding in an unfamiliar area, Ax discovers a strange mountain lion corpse that has been emptied of it's blood. Curious, the Animorphs go investigate. Animorphs/Twilight Saga crossover. R&R please. Ch. 16 is now up!
Crossover - Animorphs & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,668 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009
Let's Start a Riot reviews
David just couldn't take it anymore. He had to do something about the Animorphs. Songfic for Riot, by Three Days Grace. T for language and malicious thoughts.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - David
HOUSE: A Cinderella Story reviews
We had to write a Cinderella story for Language Arts and I did mine on House. I had alot of fun writing this so I haope you have alot of fun reading it! R&R please.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron
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