Holy crap, I cannot believe the sheer volume of cancerous copypastes that I added to this profile. I am absolutely ashamed of myself.

I'm still keeping this though (sue me):

I sued Tony Branston
'Cause he said that me and my friends
Were part of a circlejerk!

I sued Virtuous Wanderer
‘Cause he called me a n00b
And I got mad!

Huh, I sued Ho of Night
'Cause I read The Naughty Prophecy
And it made my eyes bleed!

I sued Mangogirl
'Cause I read The Final Encounter
And it made my eyes bleed even more!

I sued DGM3 'Cause I tried to read Pancake Ed
And my head exploded!

Ugh, I sued the ToS
'Cause I think that some of their rules
Are way out of whack!

I sued Moosie49, yo
'Cause I read Emmett’s Entertainment
And I nearly laughed to death!

I sued Jameima Blonde
'Cause I read Gabby Fateria
And it freaked me out!

Yeah!!

If you don’t update at all
If you make me so angry I fall

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!!

I sued MeggieandResa
‘Cause when I read Graystripe got Owned
It really pissed me off!

I sued Seddiefan930
'Cause I read The Invasion
And it was a load of crap!

I sued Cool96
'Cause his grammar’s so bad
That it’s unreal!

I sued the Shit List
'Cause it’s an insult to Warriors
And the admin is a jerk!

I sued flamers
'Cause they wouldn’t know a good fic
If it punched them right in the nose!

I sued Fart Butt Fart
'Cause you know, I think his PenName
Creeps me out!

I sued Poisoned Romance
'Cause she's finally written stories
But her butt is probably fat!

I sued Coonass
Aw, do I even need a reason?
Ugh!

If I jam my finger
While I'm reviewing your fic

If you send me a PM
That makes me sound like a prick

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

I'll sue ya!
If you flame my story
I'll sue ya!
If you take my ideas and don’t give me the glory

I'll sue ya!
If you flame my story
I'll sue ya!
If you take my ideas and don’t give me the glory

I'll sue ya!
If you flame my story
I'll sue ya!
If you take my ideas and don’t give me the glory

I'll sue ya!
If you flame my story
I'll sue ya!
If you take my ideas and don’t give me the glory

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!

Ugh!

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